RR Gathering - Are You F'ing Kidding Me?
So as previously reported, obc, Ash, BK and myself met up at the famous Terry's Turf Club for a burger tonight. Obc and I were early arrivals as usual, and we bided our time with a couple of Molsons. Ash and BK showed up shortly thereafter and after a quick review of the menu it was time to order.
We all went the basic route with our burgers with BK asking for no tomoatoes and me asking for no accoutrements whatsoever, just cheese and bacon. The burgers came, we ate, and hilarity ensued. This is your RR get together recap, GO!
First off, these burgers were HUGE. Awesomely huge. and juicy, oh lawd juicy. This is what I speak of:
BK impressed with his plate:
Ash's plate was juicy. Make your own joke:
These burgers were huge but they were also AWESOME. I can't speak for the others but damn that burger was worth the wait. Juicy yet textured, the Swiss cheese and generous amount of bacon were a perfect mix on the grilled bun. I'm telling you, if you have the time, go. Tomorrow. SRSLY. It's good. I won't steer you wrong with food.
Finding a great burger in Cincinnati is normally enough for a story but we figured, why stop there? It was 4-5 beers in and we were talking "last drink before heading home". Our incredibly personable bartender laid out our choices:
We chose the light version of the double tequila. We each took a sip but shortly after BK took this sip, things got interesting:
Wait just a damned minute, forget the shining star. Just who is that handsome fella behind our beloved BK?
As it turns out, one Jim O'Toole had sat down next to us at the bar. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
No, no we're not. The legendary jch/obc/RR luck had come through once again and a Reds Hall of Famer had sat down to us at the bar at a little burger joint. Life is good.
I tried to explain to him the ways of the world but instead he straight schooled me, having had 11 children and 35 grandchildren. SPECK.
Mr. O'Toole also was kind enough to explain his chicken sandwich to our beloved BK:
Of course I harassed Mr. O'Toole a bit and asked If I could get a pic of his 1961 NL Championship ring. Here ya go:
Blurry? Sure. Still cool? You bet your ass.
BK asked Mr. O'Toole what he thought of the 2009 Reds. His response - "They can do anything, they have great pitching". (please excuse the paraphrasing here)
My question to Mr. O'Toole was what he thought of Barry Bonds and the accusations. His response - "He didn't have to do it, he was so great already, you know?" I agree sir.
BOTTOM LINE: You don't meet up, you don't meet Reds Hall of Famers at a burger bar on Thursday night in the 'Nati.
Oh, and if you should ever go to Terry's and get drunk be careful on the way to the car, a neighbor has a sense of humor:
Those are cactii. You stumble into them, it hurts. Thankfully we did not.
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It is 2:21 am and I've been sitting here for 4 hours waiting for this RR expose'
jch – did you ask O’toole my question,,,?
BTW he looks like an old drunk…my kind of guy
I’m so bummed that I couldn’t get off work early and then the fabulous Mrs. M. had other plans for me….
Yeah it O’toole, Gene Freese and me or maybe it was Jim Merritt………..
Sound like fun was had by all…BK looks as though he had more than one Rolling Rock at the party.
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
by Madville on May 15, 2009 2:27 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry I was late with the post
I had job shit I had to do. :)
It was a great time, there are more pics here if anyone is interested.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 15, 2009 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So jealous.
Dusty Baker makes my balls hurt.
by PeteyHendrix on May 15, 2009 2:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm telling you guys ...
put foie gras and bacon on that shit and it’s the best damn burger ever. Also, ask for a Terry’s pen, they’re bad ass as shit. (The bartender in your photo gave me one.) Best burger in town … even if I have to go to the East Side to get it.
And as for Jim O’Toole that is awesome. And I hate and admire you all.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 15, 2009 2:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also,
two Newcastles are a minimum requirement with that burger.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 15, 2009 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Newcastles was had.
Also, a glass bottle of Coke. I was so amused to see a restaurant selling them that I just haaaaad to have one, and I did.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 15, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pens were distributed when paying the tab
i guess the $13 tequila snifters get ya free pens.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 15, 2009 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I'm guessing that would do it ...
I play with that pen all the time. The bartender told me they went to all that trouble to make them — order in February, came in early April and then they had a price bump at the beginning of this month so they’re practically useless now. Still great pens.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 15, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gone until tomorrow night
Interview in the morning, golf with Pops in the afternoon, kids after that. Much love, see you tomorrow night in the game thread. :)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 15, 2009 2:36 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
good luck with the interview pal
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 15, 2009 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed
Cause he’s up shit creek with the golf.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 15, 2009 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What time are you guys playing?
And do you need a 3rd?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 15, 2009 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This better happen again when I'm in the District.
Preferably after I turn 21 on June 30. Hell, maybe even on my birthday, I don’t know anyone in DC.
by jsl413 on May 15, 2009 3:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind, this was the one in Cincinnati.
I’ll be there at the end of August!
by jsl413 on May 15, 2009 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hear that, Slyde? Jim O'Toole says they have pitching and can do anything.
So shut up already.
by Brendanukkah on May 15, 2009 7:40 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Molson?
You go with one of the crappiest beers Canadia has to offer, really?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 15, 2009 8:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can attest to everything jch has reported so far
A few more notes on the gathering:
- Jim O’Toole couldn’t have been nicer. He had people coming up to him all night wanting to talk about the old Reds teams of the ‘60s, and he didn’t turn anyone away and talked to each and every one of them, and seemed like he enjoyed himself.
- He had a chicken sandwich and two Crown and sodas… in case you were wondering. You don’t become a Reds HOFer drinking Captain and Diets.
- Also note that in a comment in Wednesday’s reposter, I referred to Jim O’Toole as the greatest Chicagoan Red, and he sits down next to me at a bar a day later. Did I mention that Megan Fox is the greatest actress ever?
- Mr. O’Toole likes the Reds chances this year, especially likes the pitching. (And he would know, right?) I asked him if the offense had enough firepower to get it done and he said he thinks they’ll be fine. I’m more confident in this team today than I was yesterday, and we were in first place yesterday.
- He wasn’t explaining his sandwich to me, he was cutting it with the gigantic knife you see him holding. I was watching in awe.
- The burgers were awesome. As for the best in Cincinnati? I’d put these right up with Zip’s, but it’s a matter of personal preference, so Zip’s gets the nod for me. That being said, I plan on coming back to Terry’s soon. Especially if I get to meet more Reds HOFers.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 15, 2009 8:51 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Im still going with Charlize Theron as the best actress ever!
Wonder if she’s ever dined on Eastern Ave?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 15, 2009 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good to hear that O'Toole was so personable
I often wonder how some of the old stars (and by that I mean guys like O’Toole not legends like Aaron, etc.) feel about moving on in age. Let’s face it, these guys didn’t make a ton, their fame was relatively regional and once their playing days were done they couldn’t just retire. And then, as time moved on, how many people just (sadly) forgot about them? This dude’s hey-day was 40 year ago — outside of RR and old/hardcore Reds fans how many people 30 and younger really know Jim O’Toole outside of seeing his name at the Reds HofF? So the fact that he was such an easy guy to talk to is pretty cool considering that I could see some people becoming old and bitter.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 15, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering
how they recognized him. His playing days were done before most of us were born. I don’t think I’d recognize many athletes that old, unless they became broadcasters or something.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on May 15, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought the same thing
me and jch are a little older than the average RR’er and we’ve both work(ed) in industries where we come across current and former athletes. even so I didnt recognize Mr O"Toole rifght off the bat. As soon as jch said “that’s Jim O’Toole!” i immediately said, yup it sure as shit is.
super nice guy. a funny aside is he proactively mentioned his daughter graduated from Ohio U.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 15, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually didn't recognize him right away.
As he was done playing almost 20 years before I was born. Here’s the process of events that led to the “holy shit, that’s Jim O’Toole” moment:
- Guy comes in by himself and sits next to me at the end of the bar. He’s greeted as Mr. O by the bartender, so I figure he’s a regular in the joint.
- As he’s perusing the menu, it occurs to me that he’s never been there before. I am perplexed.
- Soon after, people start coming up and talking to him, and as they’re standing directly behind me while doing so, I happen to catch a little bit of the conversation.
- By about the second or third guy that comes up to talk old Reds baseball, I’m able to gather that this guy played for the Reds, and pitched in a rotation with Joe Nuxhall and Joey Jay. I figure that this guy probably played for the Reds in the 60’s, and from the conversations going on behind me, was pretty damn good.
- At one point, the bartender calls him “Jim”. Light bulb goes on in BK’s head. I tell this to Ash, who tells this to jch, who breaks the ice.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 15, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dot dot dot
*we didnt meet Terry but the gentleman in the pics explained that Terry’s Turf Club has been on 2.5 years. The building used to be a dive bar, a gun and knife club that sold a shitton of oxy-contin and other illicit chemical concoctions.
*jch somehow neglected to mention the bible carrying, long haired skinny man who approached him and bummed a smoke fwhile we were standing on the front sidewalk watching a Harley Davidson motorcycle owner smack his tanned, blonde female riding partner on the arse as they entered the establishment.
*$13 tequila snifters? well……jim o’toole was holding court, why not indeed?
*I says that Terry’s is 2x better than Zip’s. Zip’s has a “reputation” but its not earned imho. its comparable to naming critically acclaimed bands as your faves in order to meet the societal expectation.
*we’re thinking of making this a monthly or biweekly event, fyi. Next burger joint nominations are currently being accepted. I think it would be best to hit joints none of us have visited and then hit the more known places.
*jch gots me a Pete Rose diary book AND picked up my tab. heh, i have to remember that NOT carrying cash has its benefits sometimes : )
*i blame the Aged, Roasted, Premium Tequila for the ash undercarriage incident. mea cupla, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
*cubsfan#1 has a newer Tahoe and they are lovely vehicles. But….i’m not sure i would ever consider getting the model that gives illuminates the tailights, and giving the illusion the vehicle is actually in reverse, when locking the doors via remote. Then again the vehicle’s owner had really big biceps and lots of tats so i decided not to initiate dialogue…
*Jimmy O’T was wearing a Mike Ditka’s establishment golf shirt. Nice!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 15, 2009 9:45 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
All i was thinking with bible dude
“please don’t preach to me, please don’t preach to me, please don’t preach to me…..”
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 15, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would have been kinda funny
had you left for a smoke and come back in as born-again, evangelical Jeremy. I would have fallen off of the barstool.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 15, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm more likely to have come back in and eaten my barstool.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that's something I'll give you $30 for!
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Close Encounter With Bacon and Cheese
That’s one helluva awesome burger story. I don’t know what’s more impressive, the juiciness of that burger or O’Toole pulling up a chair.
I once walked into an ice cream shop and shockingly there was a very famous actor sitting by himself and chomping on a cone.
Me: “Holy, shit, Mickey Rooney, what are you doing here?” I blurted out before my brain could catch the words.
Rooney: “I’m eating ice cram, what the hell does it look like I’m doing?”
FWIW: I agree 100 percent with Slyde’s 2006 post yesterday. He nailed that bad boy.
by Mr. Redlegs on May 15, 2009 11:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he say how the Radioactive Man sequel is coming along?
by Brendanukkah on May 15, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
jimminy jillickers!!
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 15, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I met Jim O'Toole once..
at a fundraiser in Mt. Orab…one heck of a nice guy. He was real sick a couple years ago so I’m glad to see him out and about.
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 15, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I clearly can remember watching Jin O'Toole pitching in the 1961 WS.
I believe he lost both games that he started but pitched pretty well against a monster Yankee line-up. Redally sorry to have missed meeting him, Hell he 12 years older than I am.
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
by Madville on May 15, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rating
TTC Rating
Meat – 18/20 pts
Bun – 10/10 pts (grilled to perfection)
Toppings – 10/10 pts (phenomenal array of options. i gotta try the lump crab next time, jch will get the foie gras)
Value – 8/10 ($7 or so for a burger with chips)
Preparation – 8/10 (no option on how meat cooked, it all comes one way. i had no complaints)
Service – 10/10 (very attentive service and our host was attentive but not overbearing.)
It Factor – 10/10 (great ambiance, anywhere with a Schoenling neon sign gets mad props from me. And dont forget Jim O’Toole, dammit)
Cleanliness – 8/10 (ash said the ladies room door might stick open. the building is very old but it seems clean enough)
Accessibility – 5/10 (parking was fine for the young and able bodied…park on the street, no parking lot. The building didnt have a ramp and its not handicap accessible. The interior is a tight fit. )
Overall – 87
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
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