Game 34: Thread 2
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:41 PM EDT
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PrintBottom of the 4th, Cueto rolling, and Hairston flashing the leather. Ho-hum for the 2009 Reds.
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Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Byrnes is overmatched...
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Dammit
Why won’t the Brewers and Cubs just lose already?
On the bright side, Cards lost, so we’re a win from a logjam at the top.
What the fuck is up my brother obc...
fucking keyboard has carpal tunnel
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
sorry was getting a beer
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Nice throw
Who knew Cherry had a hose?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
(rim shot)
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Ramon
is a damn good 1B for a C.
im duly impressed.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Dude, he's a good 1B for a 1B
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
You gonna be able to make it for burgers and beer tomorrow?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Think so, what time you guys going?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
obc? What time we going? What time you available?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
have a 3pm doctor's appt
free afterwards.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
So what do we say? 5:00?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
i impress easily also
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
You do have a pretty sweet lighter from what I hear
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Then consider me a rube
because some of the shit he’s pulling off is rock solid, hard-ass stuff.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I wasn't actually referring to RamHer.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
leave RamHer to me, m'kay?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Neither was I ...
more adult film stars ‘rock solid’ ‘hard-ass’
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Spreading see throughout the neighborhood?
It wasn’t me.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
So you see my plan will work
Hernia at 1st
Hanigan at C
Votto in LF
Brilliant
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
That lineup would score way too may runs
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Nah, we bring in Yonder after RayMoan retires or gets traded
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he's only around through the year, too
maybe next year, tops. Yonder has time.
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the last year of Ramon's contract
Sea Bass’s too.
by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Trade Alonso?
I’m punching you in the neck right now.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get it
Why is everyone so high on Votto in LF? Why is everyone so sure that would work defensively?
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
It may not work defensively
We don’t care. It would allow our best current hitter and our most promising minor leaguer to be in the lineup at the same time.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
votto is the 1B for a decade
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
isnt he in single A?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Not for 10 years.
He’ll make it.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
thats what i said about Chad Mottola
and Brandon Larson.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
and homer bailey
reverse jinx’d
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm the one saying this.
You also wanted to draft Tim Lincecum, didn’t you? Look how right you were there!!
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
and josh hamilton and micah owings
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Aswer the damned question above about burgers
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Votto's the better athlete methinks
And he played some LFat AAA IIRC.
/acronym’d
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
yeah, but he's the man
Alonso is the man behind the man
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
holy shit
how is Taveras not at second
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Rosales woulda been there
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
T-Virus with a single
Where the hell did this team come from?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
huh?
Quit trotting, you fast little fucker.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Guys, relax... he's just setting it up for HAVOC
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
AuguNstine
AuguNstine AuguNstine AuguNstine AuguNstine AuguNstine AuguNstine AuguNstine …
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I know that's his name...
but it just kind of bugs me. Kind of like when people say “nucular”. It’s probably some bastardized name the great-grandparents got at Ellis Island.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
This is all going too fast - I can't answer all these questions
Speier: ‘Hey Dusty whatcha gonna do with Edwin, when he’s back’
Dusty He’s awesome…can’t play em all"
Chris- “What about Gonzo?”
Dusty "Best shortstop in the league, can’t play everyone
Chris: And therfore
Dusty: Let’s try Votto in LF
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Bad out by Bruuuuuuuuuuce
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
He misses Joey
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i like him at the dish in this sitch
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
He's ordinary
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Votto would have never let us down like that
you know Dunn’d us that way
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Q: What do we call Darnell when he's traded to the Phillies?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan Howard's midday snack
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Mayor McCheesesteak
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
ding ding ding
though actually I fucked up and thought this guy was ex-Philly, not ex-Cubbie. Get it now? Get it?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
'sall good, Cy, I knew what you were gettin' at.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Anyone know of a dry cleaners that can turn a suit around in a day?
Or am I screwed?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
screwed dumbass
b/c you want burgers at 5pm and thats about the earliest you’ll be able to pick up the suit.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
We can move burgers to six if it means I don't have to make the suit look pretty.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Well this doesn't bode well..leaving guys on base is not Havocy
Jesus says you are screwed
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Hey Mads
You coming for burgers tomorrow?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Terry's Turf Club
6pmish and Ash buys.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Pray tell kind sir, where the fuck is Terry's Turf Club and what time
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
4618 Eastern Ave
right by you, bro
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
scroll up bitches
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Fine, I'll make the decision since none of these wimps want to
6:00, Terry’s Turf Club, 4618 Eastern Ave. We will be having burgers and beer. It’s a full blown RR gathering. Anyone who hasn’t met me please come out and get acquainted.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
4618 Eastern Ave
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
missed it by......that much
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I think Madville has a point: Is it 5 or 6?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Get the foie gras
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds disgusting.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Disgusting......like a fox.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
aint going there
no fox comments here. nope. none.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
You won't take the bait?
Oh well, I tried.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Only if you hate fowl liver
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Never had it, actually
It’s on my list of things to try. How is it? I hear greasy. Wanna meet us?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I love it. And yes very greasy (and expensive).
I’d love to but I’m in NW Ohio so I won’t be able to attend. Thank you though.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit I was at Terry's for the first time on Saturday ... A-MAY-ZING
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Only if Jeremy eats $30 worth of...
Wait, this will not end well.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
If you show up, I will buy your burger
But not your hashish.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
They have Skyline in L'Ville?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
yup
and they have the 2nd best Italian coach in KY….
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that'll get you rec'd
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
who got voted off?
(adamadamadamadamadamadam)
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
gokey'd
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
/tHan'd
This would be a great joke if he and Joel weren’t cuddling up under a blanket on the couch talking about time travel.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Oh yeah.
Johnny Cueto is good.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
is it bad that I get frustrated with him when he goes to 2 balls in a count?
I just kind of expect dominance now.
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm with ya.
I’m learning to be patient with him through each individual AB. ..Not that I’m advocating what Volquez does.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
This is dumb to let the pitcher hit here.
But I’m not complaining.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
It's really nice when it's not your manager doing it
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
has anybody watched the series on the dbacks fsn feed?
you’da thought brandon phillips killed lennon with the way they’ve talked about him since last night
"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09
by RedinWrigleyville on May 13, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Still just one hit against Johnny
Kid’s a stud.
68 pitches through 5
He could finish this, the way he’s pitching
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Okay, I'm back...
did anyone ever figure out why the hell Cherry was bunting?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
no but i just got around to doing the imogen bailey gis
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
(insert Dusty shrug pic here)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I am pretty much the laziest SOB you will ever meet
“If we could only get him to realize his potential” was a staple of my childhood.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Oh yeah, and KKKKueto
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Ok back to Burgers...
I’m slated to work from 3 to 8 tomorrow and then go to my buddy Mark’s to work on the screenplay that we’re writing,,,
Maybe I can sneak away early and stop by for a cameo………..
No promises..but I will try
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
It just wouldn't be a good RR outing without one acid-fueled Madville story
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
and a cheerleader happy ending
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
If I meet you and Madville at once, I might just cumb
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Please don't, I can't afford child support payments right now.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
"You know how hard it is to kepp kids' attention spans"
“You’re telling me, just the other night I had four bikes and six kids came up. What the hell do you do then?”
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
they kinda let AGN off that inning easy
I’d have no problem with this game becoming a Lincoln-worthy blowout
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
"Lincoln-worthy blowout"
The Civil War?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
No
more like Antietam.
He’s not full-blown travesty yet.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish that was a blowout.
But it was closer than you might think.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
somber'd
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, for some reason
I was thinking “blowout” in terms of all-encompassing as opposed to one-sided. Hopefully that makes more sense.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Every soldier must go!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I bought my car in Manassas
(also Second Manassas). History comes alive!
by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
No
Some crappy little place next to Eastern Motors.
by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
(insert Dusty shrug pic here)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
why not?
Do the Reds have tomorrow off, or is it straight to SD? May just want to give Nix a rest…
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, he hasn't been an everyday player in a while
so even though Hernandez plays every damn day at catcher, one would like to keep players fresh though August, theoretically
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Off day tomorrow.
I think.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Dusty thought he was Edwin
Dusty: Hey EdE’s back want to put him in LF?"
Speier" That’s not…
Dusty"yeah where he usually plays…c’mon man think out of the box’
Spieir “Blchop”
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
by Madville on May 13, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have to put clothes away, brb
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
dude owns three douchebag orange shirts
and he keeps putting laundry away. this drawer. no THIS drawer.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Does he wear them backwards?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
anyone else have the burnt remains of a RR shirt in their backyard?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Warm it up Ash
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
werent you shirtless on her lap by the monuments outside GABP?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Wasn't me. I'd have a child to show for it.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
How many RR'ers houses have you crashed at?
I think you’re in the lead…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
dont worry
i may tie ya now that crazy has been exorcised in Bridgetown…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Oh, so you let him borrow a candle?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
nothing like a guest candle!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
And a smoking jacket.
Awwww… I miss Tommy. We need to get him out of Dayton at some point.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
we reduced his wardrobe by 25% Sat
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
man, I'm cool with Johnye going up to 115
if it means a CG. I may be a fanboy, but Slyde isn’t here to regulate me tonight!
Ali Boombaye
Dag.
Upton is good. Shoulda pitched around him.
Cueto made Drew look silly last time up.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions
"This is a pitching clinic by Cueto tonight."
Followed by a double.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
By clinic he means it needs treatment
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
But he just said he was putting on a clinic...
I don’t get it.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Theyre paid by the word
Don’t pay any attention to them
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
alright, past my bedtime
I drove to Cleveland today and need to pass out. Keep up the good fight, y’all.
Ali Boombaye
Winking Lizard
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
They just can't shut up
about the fake tag. Give it a rest.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
You could have left out the second line and it would still be true
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
The kid is starting the 7th
time for a rally…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Fake tag
Mark Grace is calling Cueto out for his “bush league” “fake” tag at the plate on Taveras’ throw. I don’t know about you, but it looked like Cueto was hoping for Hanigan to flip the ball to him. that’s why I thought his glove was there.
and they’re back from commercial and Grace is STILL raving about how kids should NEVER fake tag. NEVER NEVER NEVER !!!!
Apparently there’s no way to email those duchebags.
fuck em
fake tag all day long.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
YOU DO NOT
piss off Mark Grace, muthafucka.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Augie has only thrown 21 pitches the last 3 innings...
Nice.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Willy!
On first base again…
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
shit...
Welsh: it enables you to keep the fingers on top of it when its down in the zone.
(serving up a softball)
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
On an side note:
Did we ever find out if our current president is doing the first pitch thing for the Civil Rights Game?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
unofficially yes
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Way to get that run back
Cherry is playing out of his mind
We're winning!
Bigger!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
HAvoc
huge. Willy has been a good acquisition!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
The kid's gotten the hook
Not a bad effort, I’d say, but not good enough.
He's blossoming.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
stolen base > sacrifice bunt
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
this lineup and this rotation
is made for smallball.
they just dont have enough speedsters in the lineup for it.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
If Willy "1,000,000 SBs" Taveras is the guy on first
Do not bunt.
I’m not saying that the sac bunt is never a good thing. In this instance, the stolen base was the optimal way to go, and it worked.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
I think Bruce needs a break
He was hitting hot for a while but I think he will do well with a day off
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
willing to sacrifice..
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
jumping in to call it
Double.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Well, Milwaukee won...
Cubs ahead but rain dealyed
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
you had to bring up the cubs....
they’re a hot mess and still in contention. not good.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Hit a little close to home?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
A hot mess and still in contention?
Is he actually talking about the Cubs?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for Evilness
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I made the joke
She just explained it. Where the hell is my rec?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
im not a rec whore
: )
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
No rec begging, 'tHan
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You lobbed the softball
I hit it out of the park!
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Yep Bruce needs a dayoff.
And need a trip the fridge for another icy cold one
God I hope this isn’t too big for slyde…
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Platooning Jay Bruce?!
Chris?!… Shut up.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
Sure.
But I’ve never heard anyone suggest it. Until he did.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
dumbness
who could possibly platoon in RF?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Cherry just stole 3rd base
like it was easy money
Thank you, Cowboy!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
By the way, am I the only one who gets annoyed when professional athletes/announcers
call themselves by their own nicknames?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Did he call himelf the cowboy?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
did you say Yes?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
All the time
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't listen to the radio
Out of habit.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
fuck radio!
facist bastids.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Yes. do it. Now,
Kill them obc…do it now…yes
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Per Jeff Brantley:
“Facing Brandon Phillips, one of the Reds’ … hitters now.”
Thanks, Jeff!
Zoomball!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
.Hey there Cowboy....
Want to go for a ride?
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There's a club for everything these days, isn't there?
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
That's twice they've thrown it into center field now
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Watching the Diamondbacks these past few games is like watching the 2008, 2007, 2006, etc. Reds.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Yeah. They look worse than the Cardinals did.
Hopefully we’ll keep moving on down the shit spectrum with the Padres.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
damn good odds
we all wake up tomorrow with our favorite ballclub tied for first place.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Wasn't there a RR post a few days ago saying we're not running enough?
But we’re 2nd in the league in SB?
The New Merchant Ivory Feature...
The New Merchant Ivory Feature…a must see
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they're running plenty
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Trivia: Do you know why Griffey said he'd never play for the Yankees?
(answer has to do with the ’76 Reds.)
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
Steinbrenner personally ordered young Ken Jr. off the field
when he tried to play catch with his dad before the World Series, even though the sons of the Yankees were doing the same thing.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
Thom: I don't know where that missed (about a low ball)
Welsh: I’d say it missed down
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
ROSEales!
i like this kid.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Dickerson too!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Ironic
They pull the plug on the AA kid and we blow the lid off the game.
He's still getting the loss, though
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I know that they're gonna put EE back in the lineup as soon as he's better
but is there any way to keep him on the bench? Can’t we send McDonald down or something?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
I think they he means keep Dickerson on the bench.
Did I read that right?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
damn d-backs
you sorry.
dickerson got an RBI off you
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
Wow, seriously. This is insane.
I’m getting used to winning. I’m gonna be pissed if things change.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Ash, no!
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh please, I don't jinx things.
Well, except for helping end Zimmerman’s streak today by listening to the game. No biggie, that.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
It's a trend now
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
The DBacks manager looks confused
I don’t think he understands how this baseball thing works
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
Come on Hanigan get in the fucking game
I mean it.
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I think he heard you
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Not now
He just scored because of it
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Rosales pulls his socks up higher
every time he gets a hit.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
And the Padres are just a half-game ahead of this team.
I foresee another sweep. Do we face Peavy on the trip?
Time to PH McDuck for Cutie
Well..I mean it is Dusty
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Brantley never knows how to segue into a commercial break
He keeps going in circles and repeating the score and outs until he finds the sentence he likes.
It’s like watching a stoned rat run a cheese maze.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Except the rat is probably smarter
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Yeah, but think about how much he's getting paid for this.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I can't think about it. I hate him SOOOOO much. He makes me listen to tHom and George
and Chris and I never thought I’d say that
I can't believe there's a pic for this
by Brian B on May 13, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am so glad I'm working late tomorrow
The way this team is playing, I don’t know what I’d do with myself if there wasn’t a game to listen to.
Shut up, that’s gross.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
The great thing about living on the West Coast
Is never having to worry about watching the clock during ballgames anymore.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Austin is in the Central time zone
so I should be OK for games on all coasts
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I forgot that Cueto led off the inning...
Huh. Taking the guy out with the pitcher coming up?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Its officially Lincoln and Hererra time
good times
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
that inning felt like Sayler's Creek
time for Lincoln to pay a visit
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
Every Soldier Must Go!
Alan’d
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
I think Harang is either 1st or 2nd
in lowest opposing pitcher ERA faced… maybee theres a better name for that.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 13, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
quite right
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 13, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
well no not exactly
it’s also a function of how tough the starters he’s been facing have been
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 13, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweep!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions
The decor in this room is so 1990's
But I’d still boink the bitch
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isnt she one of your daughters friends?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
just the broom
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 13, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Skaggy looking creature Pt. 2
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by Madville on May 13, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So...she's a witch?
Wiccans are more interesting than I thought.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
I'm gonna call him that if I ever see him.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Video replay took away two homers in MLB today.
Adam LaRoche and…. Ross Gload
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
Marlins dude.
I think he pinch hit against the Reds last week.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhh... Ross Gload
A few years back a friend of mine and I decided that Gload is actually a contraction of “goat load”
True Story.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
You can move just one letter in his name..
to spell “gross load.”
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 14, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but "goat load" is so much better
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
I’ll give you a gross load.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 14, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
No way in hell am I clicking that link.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Ojeda is up
Didn’t I just see him in the new Star Wars flick
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Say the old space shuttle going up to fix up the Hubbel
Anything else of interest while Cueto destroys the Rattlers
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Yeah, I saw something today and thought of you.
Let me find it.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Check it.
May 14, 2009
Full-Figured Statuette, 35,000 Years Old, Provides New Clues to How Art Evolved
By JOHN NOBLE WILFORD
No one would mistake the Stone Age ivory carving for a Venus de Milo. The voluptuous woman depicted is, to say the least, earthier, with huge, projecting breasts and sexually explicit genitals.
Nicholas J. Conard, an archaeologist at the University of Tübingen, in Germany, who found the small carving in a cave last year, said it was at least 35,000 years old, "one of the oldest known examples of figurative art" in the world. It is about 5,000 years older than some other so-called Venus artifacts made by early populations of Homo sapiens in Europe.
Another archaeologist, Paul Mellars of the University of Cambridge, in England, agreed and went on to remark on the obvious. By modern standards, he said, the figurine’s blatant sexuality "could be seen as bordering on the pornographic."
The tiny statuette was uncovered in September in a cave in southwestern Germany, near Ulm and the Danube headwaters. Dr. Conard’s report on the find is being published Thursday in the journal Nature.
The discovery, Dr. Conard wrote, "radically changes our view of the origins of Paleolithic art." Before this, he noted, female imagery was unknown, most carvings and cave drawings being of mammoths, horses and other animals.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
26 runs in Denver tonight
Didn’t we win a game like 27-15 there once?
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
Close
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Ron Villone got a save in that game?
Some rules just baffle me.
by manichedgehog on May 14, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
This is my favorite example of that
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
thanks. I see it was our 5th win in a row too
1999. So close and yet so far.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
Volky's ready to kill someone in the dugout apparently
He’s holding that bat like he’s at the plate
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
Come on Dusty pull the kid
Pole" You want me to Yank him"
Dusty" Jesus Dick you’re a sick son of a bitch"
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Wood.
I get it
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
COMMON!
At least get somebody up! Somebody must need some kind of work or something!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Cueto has his arm wrapped up, and nobody's warming up in the 'pen
Does Dusty really wonder why he gets the bad rap that he does?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I think he's just keeping his arm warm
But still, not good to show shots of that and have tHom talking about Dusty blowing pitchers’ arms out, right?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Triple!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 14, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
Cherry X 3!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
"Where Hairston lead off last season, the Reds were virtually unstoppable"
Thank you, Cowboy.
And as I type that, Cherry hits a triple
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Plunks Bruce
BOOOOOOOOOOO
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Nothing against Jay
but I’m glad that wasn’t Joey
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 14, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Thom: "I would never dare accuse a pitcher of trying to hit somebody."
And Welsh is trying to deny it also.
Why do they think they have to be weenies about it?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 14, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Bruce takes a hit in the ribcage
That’s childish
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Word. Way to introduce your two rookies to major league meanness
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
jay paid the price
for that little third base hop by Cherry
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
yesterday had something to do with it...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 14, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
This WAS a great night until I made the mistake of turning up the volume on my TV
tHom is s fucking moronic motormouth who needs to be taken out in a field and threatened to the very point of the loss of his existence…maybe even water boarded…until he agrees to SHUT THE FUCK UP
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
It's nice to finally have production from the 4hole
by wishfuldrifter on May 14, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
God this game is fucking great
let’s go Reds!
clap clap clapclapclap!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
I love how Grace is saying "now it's over"
when yesterday they were whining about Owings hitting Roberts.
arizona fans are running for the parking lot
just like the rebels at Nashville. time for lincoln . . .
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
The economy there is worse than here tHom?
I’m unemployed fucker!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Uhh, second'd
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Housing definitely took a bigger hit there...
but I doubt that that translates into much higher unemployment.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I highly doubt tHom is aware of that
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Well, yeah.
He probably read something about Phoenix in his complimentary copy of USA Today one day and has been wanting to reference it ever since.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Definitely more unemployed day laborers.
Especially the undocumented ones.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 14, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Words can't describe how awesome this team is right now.
I know we’ve got a long way to go, but when was the last time the Reds looked this good? Not just in how well they’re playing, but in how they’re playing, how they’re winning and how much fun they look when they’re doing it?
I'm enjoying it.
But honestly, they look like they’re having as much fun as every other winning team I’ve seen.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 14, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it seems to come up every time we talk about "chemistry"
but it’s very easy to have fun—and look like it—when you’re winning.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
BP with more RBIs than Votto...
Once again demonstrating what a stupid stat the RBI is.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I reiterate
This WAS a great night until I made the mistake of turning up the volume on my TV
tHom is s fucking moronic motormouth who needs to be taken out in a field and threatened to the very point of the loss of his existence…maybe even water boarded…until he agrees to SHUT THE FUCK UP
tHom calls Phoenix a " transient town" dumass,
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yeah he's starting to annoy me as well
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 14, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
We're winning 10-3 and about to complete a sweep on the "west coast"
He could ear fuck Chris Welsh right now and I wouldn’t care.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
It reminds me of a line from "Waiting For Guffman"
“We’re bi-coastal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts”
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 14, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, duh.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
He is a fucking moron.
Which means he fits right in with the other jackasses who call reds games. We seriously have the worst broadcasting team in the nation, and the end is not in sight.
That's not true
They’re not that bad. They’re pessimistic to be sure but they all feed off Marty. He’s been subjected to probably the worst eight year stretch in his tenure with the team. If they keep it up and are winning in September I think Marty gets happy and everyone else follows suit. Except George, who’s always happy. Creepily happy.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I like Chris Welch...
only occasionally corny
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 14, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Not persuaded.
Aside from the pessimism, they’re bad. Chris, Marty, and Jeff insult the intelligence of their audience with every word. And George flat out lies about shit so that he can make his points.
I feel like Chris isn't nearly as guilty of this as the other two
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
It says something about how well this team is playing
when all we have to fall back on to complain about is the announcers
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 14, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
you lie
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Yeah, but we did that when they were losing, too.
by manichedgehog on May 14, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Well yeah but we had other stuff to complain about to
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 14, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
i said it once and i'll say it again ...
MLB … i would pay god money to have the option of watching a game with no guys in the booth doing pbp, just ambiance.
"It takes a real man to sew a teddy bears crotch at work." joshuar9476
god money, eh?
There was once a strike by most broacast employees of the Canadian Football League. The managers filled in as cameramen, but they didn’t have any announcers—just crowd noise.
The games got some of the highest ratings ever.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Growing up in the country with no cable
My dad got the old school satellite, the big 6’ dish. My favorite memories were finding raw video feeds of sports games sans announcers. And porn.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Rosie even hustles to get his helmet off after the K
It was one fluid movement of dropping the bat, taking off his glove, and taking off his helmet… quite impressive
by wishfuldrifter on May 14, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
Funny, I don't mind it as much when we're up seven runs
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Does tHom really hate his job that much?
Any time the game is out of hand in either direction, nobody goes off on random ass tangents like tHom and Marty do. I’m pretty sure I like baseball more than any member of the Brennaman family.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Adam Dunn like baseball better than tHom and sMarty
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
And we all know Adam Dunn doesn't really like baseball all that much
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 14, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
He's not quite as bad as, e.g. Vitale
college basketball announcers LOVE to go off on tangents…even in the middle of play.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
"ass tangents"
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 14, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm ok with the Crappy 'ol Leftover
I like Jim Kelch too…I even like sMarty when Jim in on with him.
But help me buy a couple of bus tickets so that Clownboy anbd tHommy can get a room
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
DRH in, Cueto done after 7 and 100 pitches
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Expected wins if tonight's score goes final: 18.23
+1.67 wins over expected from Pythagorean win expectancy.
Wow, it looks like Marty did some Wikipedia research tonight
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
5 words that are nice to hear tonight:
Danny Herrera pitching for Cincinnati
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
tHom getting all moist and turgid for Upton
Hey couldn’t we trade McFluffy and somebody for upton
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