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Bottom of the 4th, Cueto rolling, and Hairston flashing the leather.  Ho-hum for the 2009 Reds.

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May 2009 by jch24 - 81 comments

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Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1st

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey I was there first...MF

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Byrnes is overmatched...

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit

Why won’t the Brewers and Cubs just lose already?

On the bright side, Cards lost, so we’re a win from a logjam at the top.

by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

REDS tied for First?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck is up my brother obc...

fucking keyboard has carpal tunnel

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sorry was getting a beer

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice throw

Who knew Cherry had a hose?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

his wife?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(rim shot)

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

stick a fork in him

that was 13 pitches!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ramon

is a damn good 1B for a C.

im duly impressed.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude, he's a good 1B for a 1B

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 13, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You gonna be able to make it for burgers and beer tomorrow?

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Think so, what time you guys going?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 13, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

obc? What time we going? What time you available?

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

have a 3pm doctor's appt

free afterwards.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what do we say? 5:00?

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're easily impressed.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i impress easily also

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You do have a pretty sweet lighter from what I hear

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then consider me a rube

because some of the shit he’s pulling off is rock solid, hard-ass stuff.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn't actually referring to RamHer.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

leave RamHer to me, m'kay?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jch'd

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 13, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All yours.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Neither was I ...

more adult film stars ‘rock solid’ ‘hard-ass’

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spreading see throughout the neighborhood?

It wasn’t me.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So you see my plan will work

Hernia at 1st
Hanigan at C
Votto in LF

Brilliant

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That lineup would score way too may runs

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and trade Alonso?

and Mesoraco

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, we bring in Yonder after RayMoan retires or gets traded

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

$8M

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he's only around through the year, too

maybe next year, tops. Yonder has time.

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAY

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trade Alonso?

I’m punching you in the neck right now.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well then

ouch

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't get it

Why is everyone so high on Votto in LF? Why is everyone so sure that would work defensively?

by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It may not work defensively

We don’t care. It would allow our best current hitter and our most promising minor leaguer to be in the lineup at the same time.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

votto is the 1B for a decade

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about Yonder?

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

isnt he in single A?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not for 10 years.

He’ll make it.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats what i said about Chad Mottola

and Brandon Larson.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and homer bailey

reverse jinx’d

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm the one saying this.

You also wanted to draft Tim Lincecum, didn’t you? Look how right you were there!!

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and josh hamilton and micah owings

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There you go, you so smart.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aswer the damned question above about burgers

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Votto's the better athlete methinks

And he played some LFat AAA IIRC.

/acronym’d

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, but he's the man

Alonso is the man behind the man

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy shit

how is Taveras not at second

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rosales woulda been there

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

T-Virus with a single

Where the hell did this team come from?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

huh?

Quit trotting, you fast little fucker.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Guys, relax... he's just setting it up for HAVOC

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 13, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That poor kid

He’s getting Bailey’d

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AuguNstine

AuguNstine AuguNstine AuguNstine AuguNstine AuguNstine AuguNstine AuguNstine …

by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know that's his name...

but it just kind of bugs me. Kind of like when people say “nucular”. It’s probably some bastardized name the great-grandparents got at Ellis Island.

by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is all going too fast - I can't answer all these questions

Speier: ‘Hey Dusty whatcha gonna do with Edwin, when he’s back’
Dusty He’s awesome…can’t play em all"
Chris- “What about Gonzo?”
Dusty "Best shortstop in the league, can’t play everyone
Chris: And therfore
Dusty: Let’s try Votto in LF

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad out by Bruuuuuuuuuuce

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He misses Joey

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like him at the dish in this sitch

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's ordinary

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

annnnnd... not so much.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Votto would have never let us down like that

you know Dunn’d us that way

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Phail

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Howard's midday snack

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mayor McCheesesteak

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 13, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dweezel McPhillie?

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phail

/jeopardy’d

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ding ding ding

though actually I fucked up and thought this guy was ex-Philly, not ex-Cubbie. Get it now? Get it?

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

'sall good, Cy, I knew what you were gettin' at.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone know of a dry cleaners that can turn a suit around in a day?

Or am I screwed?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

screwed dumbass

b/c you want burgers at 5pm and thats about the earliest you’ll be able to pick up the suit.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We can move burgers to six if it means I don't have to make the suit look pretty.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well this doesn't bode well..leaving guys on base is not Havocy

Jesus says you are screwed

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Mads

You coming for burgers tomorrow?

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where, when who' buying?

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Terry's Turf Club

6pmish and Ash buys.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pray tell kind sir, where the fuck is Terry's Turf Club and what time

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4618 Eastern Ave

right by you, bro

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT TIME IS DE BURGERS BEING EATED ?

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

scroll up bitches

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fine, I'll make the decision since none of these wimps want to

6:00, Terry’s Turf Club, 4618 Eastern Ave. We will be having burgers and beer. It’s a full blown RR gathering. Anyone who hasn’t met me please come out and get acquainted.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4618 Eastern Ave

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

missed it by......that much

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Madville has a point: Is it 5 or 6?

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit, reply'd

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get the foie gras

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds disgusting.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 13, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Disgusting......like a fox.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aint going there

no fox comments here. nope. none.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You won't take the bait?

Oh well, I tried.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only if you hate fowl liver

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never had it, actually

It’s on my list of things to try. How is it? I hear greasy. Wanna meet us?

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love it. And yes very greasy (and expensive).

I’d love to but I’m in NW Ohio so I won’t be able to attend. Thank you though.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit I was at Terry's for the first time on Saturday ... A-MAY-ZING

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only if Jeremy eats $30 worth of...

Wait, this will not end well.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you show up, I will buy your burger

But not your hashish.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not selling no burgers jch

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They have Skyline in L'Ville?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yup

and they have the 2nd best Italian coach in KY….

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that'll get you rec'd

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who got voted off?

(adamadamadamadamadamadam)

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gokey'd

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/tHan'd

This would be a great joke if he and Joel weren’t cuddling up under a blanket on the couch talking about time travel.

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah.

Johnny Cueto is good.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm with ya.

I’m learning to be patient with him through each individual AB. ..Not that I’m advocating what Volquez does.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is dumb to let the pitcher hit here.

But I’m not complaining.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's really nice when it's not your manager doing it

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 13, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

has anybody watched the series on the dbacks fsn feed?

 you’da thought brandon phillips killed lennon with the way they’ve talked about him since last night

"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09

by RedinWrigleyville on May 13, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

68 pitches through 5

He could finish this, the way he’s pitching

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 13, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, I'm back...

did anyone ever figure out why the hell Cherry was bunting?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 13, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no but i just got around to doing the imogen bailey gis

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good call

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(insert Dusty shrug pic here)

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too lazy to find it, eh?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 13, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am pretty much the laziest SOB you will ever meet

“If we could only get him to realize his potential” was a staple of my childhood.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lazy.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 13, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, and KKKKueto

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 13, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok back to Burgers...

I’m slated to work from 3 to 8 tomorrow and then go to my buddy Mark’s to work on the screenplay that we’re writing,,,
Maybe I can sneak away early and stop by for a cameo………..

No promises..but I will try

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It just wouldn't be a good RR outing without one acid-fueled Madville story

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 13, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and a cheerleader happy ending

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I meet you and Madville at once, I might just cumb

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please don't, I can't afford child support payments right now.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 13, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"You know how hard it is to kepp kids' attention spans"

“You’re telling me, just the other night I had four bikes and six kids came up. What the hell do you do then?”

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Call Jim Day

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rosales dashes...

back to the bench.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 13, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they kinda let AGN off that inning easy

I’d have no problem with this game becoming a Lincoln-worthy blowout

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Lincoln-worthy blowout"

The Civil War?

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

more like Antietam.

He’s not full-blown travesty yet.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish that was a blowout.

But it was closer than you might think.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

somber'd

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, for some reason

I was thinking “blowout” in terms of all-encompassing as opposed to one-sided. Hopefully that makes more sense.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup. That works.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every soldier must go!

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bought my car in Manassas

(also Second Manassas). History comes alive!

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pohanka?

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 13, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

Some crappy little place next to Eastern Motors.

by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(insert Dusty shrug pic here)

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by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why not?

Do the Reds have tomorrow off, or is it straight to SD? May just want to give Nix a rest…

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does he need to rest?

He always rests when a LHP starts.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 13, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean, he hasn't been an everyday player in a while

so even though Hernandez plays every damn day at catcher, one would like to keep players fresh though August, theoretically

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Off day tomorrow.

I think.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dusty thought he was Edwin

Dusty: Hey EdE’s back want to put him in LF?"
Speier" That’s not…
Dusty"yeah where he usually plays…c’mon man think out of the box’
Spieir “Blchop”

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have to put clothes away, brb

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the update.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 13, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude owns three douchebag orange shirts

and he keeps putting laundry away. this drawer. no THIS drawer.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Does he wear them backwards?

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone else have the burnt remains of a RR shirt in their backyard?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Warm it up Ash

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

werent you shirtless on her lap by the monuments outside GABP?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't me. I'd have a child to show for it.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many RR'ers houses have you crashed at?

I think you’re in the lead…

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you're right.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dont worry

i may tie ya now that crazy has been exorcised in Bridgetown…

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, so you let him borrow a candle?

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing like a guest candle!

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And a smoking jacket.

Awwww… I miss Tommy. We need to get him out of Dayton at some point.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good luck

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we reduced his wardrobe by 25% Sat

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man, I'm cool with Johnye going up to 115

if it means a CG. I may be a fanboy, but Slyde isn’t here to regulate me tonight!

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

a good throw gets the runner at the plate

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dag.

Upton is good. Shoulda pitched around him.

Cueto made Drew look silly last time up.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Doggone it

Come on Reds

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"This is a pitching clinic by Cueto tonight."

Followed by a double.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 13, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

By clinic he means it needs treatment

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

alright, past my bedtime

I drove to Cleveland today and need to pass out. Keep up the good fight, y’all.

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

under construction since 1868

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 13, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Winking Lizard

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They just can't shut up

about the fake tag. Give it a rest.

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by jgoodfri on May 13, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fake tag? When?

I obviously missed it.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 13, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The kid is starting the 7th

time for a rally…

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

85

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fake tag

Mark Grace is calling Cueto out for his “bush league” “fake” tag at the plate on Taveras’ throw. I don’t know about you, but it looked like Cueto was hoping for Hanigan to flip the ball to him. that’s why I thought his glove was there.

and they’re back from commercial and Grace is STILL raving about how kids should NEVER fake tag. NEVER NEVER NEVER !!!!

Apparently there’s no way to email those duchebags.

by Brian B on May 13, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck em

fake tag all day long.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU DO NOT

piss off Mark Grace, muthafucka.

by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way

It’s bush and should be considered up there with waterboarding and sleeping with Rush Limbaugh as crimes against humanity

by timb116 on May 13, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willy!

On first base again…

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap, he's 3 for 4 tonight.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 13, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

niiiiice

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 13, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit...

Welsh: it enables you to keep the fingers on top of it when its down in the zone.

(serving up a softball)

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

On an side note:

Did we ever find out if our current president is doing the first pitch thing for the Civil Rights Game?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

unofficially yes

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stolen base #10

90 more to go

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAVOC

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 13, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to get that run back

Cherry is playing out of his mind

by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We're winning!

Bigger!

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HAvoc

huge. Willy has been a good acquisition!

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CHERRY HUDSON!

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cherry...

should have bunted him over to second.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 13, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CHERRY HUDSON!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 13, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The kid's gotten the hook

Not a bad effort, I’d say, but not good enough.

by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's blossoming.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

stolen base > sacrifice bunt

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this lineup and this rotation

is made for smallball.

they just dont have enough speedsters in the lineup for it.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Willy "1,000,000 SBs" Taveras is the guy on first

Do not bunt.

I’m not saying that the sac bunt is never a good thing. In this instance, the stolen base was the optimal way to go, and it worked.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agree

you know baseball, kid.

the lineup needs more speed or more power, that’s what im saying.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a bad start for the Rook, though.

And Bruce can’t hit lefties (like Shoisnice)

by jsl413 on May 13, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Bruce needs a break

He was hitting hot for a while but I think he will do well with a day off

by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I agree.

He’s been cold as ice.

by jsl413 on May 13, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

willing to sacrifice..

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, what?

In May he’s hitting .240/.309/.540

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 13, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jumping in to call it

Double.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

d'oh

I’ll take it though.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, Milwaukee won...

Cubs ahead but rain dealyed

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you had to bring up the cubs....

they’re a hot mess and still in contention. not good.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hit a little close to home?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A hot mess and still in contention?

Is he actually talking about the Cubs?

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for Evilness

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I made the joke

She just explained it. Where the hell is my rec?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im not a rec whore

: )

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No rec begging, 'tHan

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 13, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You lobbed the softball

I hit it out of the park!

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep Bruce needs a dayoff.

And need a trip the fridge for another icy cold one

God I hope this isn’t too big for slyde…

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Platooning Jay Bruce?!

Chris?!… Shut up.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sure.

But I’ve never heard anyone suggest it. Until he did.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dumbness

who could possibly platoon in RF?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Junior

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cherry just stole 3rd base

like it was easy money

Thank you, Cowboy!

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jerry Jr. Man love

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way, am I the only one who gets annoyed when professional athletes/announcers

call themselves by their own nicknames?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did he call himelf the cowboy?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you say Yes?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All the time

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't listen to the radio

Out of habit.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 13, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck radio!

facist bastids.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. do it. Now,

Kill them obc…do it now…yes

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

madville'd

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 13, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Per Jeff Brantley:

“Facing Brandon Phillips, one of the Reds’ … hitters now.”

Thanks, Jeff!

by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Zoomball!

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 13, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

.Hey there Cowboy....

Want to go for a ride?

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 13, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

…NAMBLA

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Havocy....

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 13, 2009 11:37 PM EDT