Game 34 Thread: Reds at Diamondbacks
by Slyde on May 13, 2009 8:00 PM EDT
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Cincinnati Reds at Arizona Diamondbacks, May 13, 2009 9:40 PM EDT
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On Paper this looks like no contest. The Reds are putting their best pitcher so far this season up against a 22-year old with 6 career starts above A-ball. The Reds offense has been tearing the cover off of the ball in May (.299/.362/.471) and the Dbacks...well...have not (.242/.311/.386). The Reds have won 4 of their last 5 and the Dbacks have lost 8 of their last 10. It would seem cut-and-dry who is going to win this game.
But you and I both know that this is not how baseball works.
There is a reason that the Diamondbacks have called Augenstein up straight from Double-A. He's been damn impressive down their so far. In six starts this year he's allowed just 23 base runners in 34.2 innings, surrendering only 3 runs on the season. Of course, that was in Mobile, AL, not the Majors Leagues. Hopefully the Reds won't fool around with him. He's got good control, so unless his nerves get to him, I don't expect a lot of wildness. Thankfully the Reds are hitting right now, so they don't necessarily have to wait around for the kid to make mistakes.
Here are some fun facts on Johnny Cueto:
- He has 11 walks on the season, but 6 of those came in his second start of the season.
- He has only allowed more than one run in a game once and that was in his first start.
- He has gone at least 7 innings in each of his last 4 starts.
- He has yet to throw more than 110 pitches in a start. That's some pretty good management by Baker.
- He has allowed just 2 home runs so far this year. He had allowed 6 HR in first 6 starts last year.
- His ERA (1.59) and ERA+ (289) are both 2nd in the National League, though both are pretty far behind Johann Santana (0.78, 559).
- I might be in love with him.
Game time is 9:40 ET, which is right in the middle of the 2-hour season finale of Lost. Enjoy the game, I'll be busy time travelling.
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First.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lul'vul up by 3, middle of the 4th
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Clear skies and 90 degrees. Must be nice.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 13, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's hard to make room in my heart for all these Reds.
But I love Johnny, Edinson, Joey, and Jay all the same. There’s gotta be a good nickname for the 3 young Js.
by jsl413 on May 13, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Young Jeezies
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bucs up 2-1 on Cards in 6th
And Brewers down in 2nd to Florida, 2-1.
Cubs still scoreless in the 1st.
Let’s get this done and create some distance between us and the middle of the pack.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bucs now up 5-1.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C Dick cracks the lineup
Taveras 8
Hairston 6
Bruce 9
Phillips 4
Hernandez 3
Rosales 5
Dickerson 7
Hanigan 2
Cueto 1
by jsl413 on May 13, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the hell is Hanigan batting behind Dickerson?
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so there's a chance someone will be on base for Cueto to sac?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 13, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why not try Janish?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 13, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cue the 'Dusty shrug' pic
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not in love with Hairston...
but the dude is getting it done at SS and with the bat right now. I wouldn’t want to screw with the mojo he’s got going.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just seems like if there's a night to get your Janish on
this would be it
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 13, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zimmerman's hit streak ends at 30
Per MLB.com, but there is light at the end of the tunnel in D.C.:
“Third baseman Ryan Zimmerman’s hitting streak ended at 30 games Wednesday afternoon at AT&T Park, but the Nationals started a winning streak with a 6-3 victory over the Giants.”
Ah, hope springs eternal for the Nats!
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I read your name
and I thought you were just a huge fan of this guy. Woops.
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weird connection
Never even heard of the guy, but that shows how much I pay attention to international soccer
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't pronounce anything
but I spend a lot of time on wikipedia…thus, Portuguese footballers
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny, I saw it as hedgehog and thought of Ron Jeremy.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bailey should be sent down to AA
He can’t strikeout a thing with that crappy slider he has, but that is all he has.
If the Reds don’t win this game, upset of the season so far IMO.
by Johnnypronto on May 13, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Homer Bailey screwed your girlfriend didn't he?
I can’t wait to find out whose alter you are.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 13, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...so can't you now!? Do it!
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With great power comes great responsibility.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not for this guy.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, he just isn't the same player he was 3 years ago
No curveball and a low 90’s pitcher. Don’t get me wrong. Once he improves his slider and changeup he will be a good mlb pitcher, but it sucks when a pitcher peaks powerwise as a 20 year old.
by Johnnypronto on May 13, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't buy that
He was hurt last year and it fucked up his mechanics, I’ll give you that. But what I won’t give you are comments like this (I think it was this start) when people I know close to the Reds tell me “Bailey’s finally back to the old Bailey, he looked sharp as hell”. I’m not sure what axe you have to grind against him or the Reds in general, but let it go man. Life’s too short for that shit, trust me.
Lastly, the kid just turned 23 years old. Did you have any idea what you were doing at 23, much less be expected to live up to unrealistic expectations in front of thousands of people?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 13, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Simply disagree
1.His power curveball is gone
2.So is the consistant mid-90’s heat
That is what the essense of what he was.
Now he is a low 90’s pitcher trying to develope a new out pitch(slider).
Don’t get me wrong. He will develope into a good pitcher once he improves those pitches. But his ceiling has fallen down to a 2/3 type guy which is not what we hoped for 3 years ago.
Might as well accept that and deal with that reality. My source says the Reds freaked out in 2007 spring training, when he came in and the power was gone. Explains why they began tinkering so much. .
We all hoped he would regain his power, simply looks like he never will.
by Johnnypronto on May 13, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and as I type.............
another disappointing effort by Bailey.
Great command, but little stuff. You gotta throw a quality breaking pitch kid(plus offspeed when you throw in the low 90’s.
by Johnnypronto on May 13, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you matt maloney?
by Daedalus on May 13, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maloney at least can throw good secondary stuff
Bailey can’t. Not that I blame him, he was a power pitcher and they usually are 2 trick ponys. Once it is gone, you are in trouble for many of a year.
by Johnnypronto on May 13, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll agree with you again
They tinkered with him, which is about the worse thing they could have done. But again I say, he’s 23 years old and for the first time in his short life there’s no pressure on him to be the savior. Let him take the ball every fifth day and get out of the way.
IMHO, if he’s called up this year due to injury I think he makes the most of it.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 13, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt it
He has no secondary stuff. He just started throwing a slider over a year ago, it has a long way to go.
I think he is a throw in with a trade. Lets put it in perspective, he is the throw in, not the centerpiece. Amazing fall for the guy.
by Johnnypronto on May 13, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im sure there's plenty of organizations that would be interested...
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 13, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know what i will be doing at 23
/youth’d
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 13, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless you're at the game, don't tell me what pitches he's throwing and how fast they are.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm here listening to the Cubs/Padres game with my housemate
from northern Indiana. Freel is starting at third for Chicago tonight and I want to show him the clip of the catch he made against Pujols a few years back that was absolutely insane. Anyone have a link?
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 13, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i was there for that
sitting down the firstbase line for a bit, the energy in the crowd after that catch was amazing.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 13, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the page I was looking for doesn't exist
try again?
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 13, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
could you post the link again, it said the page doesn't exist anymore
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 13, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just a little work and you coulda had it
Here is the link Crolfer tried to post.
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
hehe I tried...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i only went thru the effort because i really liked what you did there
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I tried to do...
Very sad that I screwed that up…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care how old that joke is, that was fantastic.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just confused now, what is going on? there was a joke...
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 13, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess crolfer was trying to RickRoll everyone
but the link is dead, so ’than came along and did the same thing.
People around here are assholes, aren’t they?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually all crolfer did wrong was put a red report url in front of the youtube url
i just deleted the rr part
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got it now. I think.
But Chan posted the link or a link to youtube? I am confused as to whether or not I am really useless at doing web research or if this video really isn’t available in the DR.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 13, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its just the video of Rick Astley's "never going to give you up"
so unless the DR is anti-blue-eyed-soul, something goofy happened, thats all.
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just a video or Rick Astley's "never going to give you up", eh?
funny cause I can get to the video on my own but not with that link.
And Ryan Freel?
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 13, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh
this should clear it up. You may have been away from USA pop-culture for a bit.
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
very helpful.
I have seen this happen here before just never knew it was a worldwide practice. I just thought we were really clever here.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 13, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"This video is not available in your country"
cogno el diablo maldita vaina, mierkina no me jodes
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 13, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well done, rec'd
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it died...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was there for that game
And I didn’t even see the play. I was in right field, and he dove out of our field of vision.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pirates beat the Cards
1/2 game back, kiddies.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the sister on the left
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 13, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WEEEEEEEE
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can verify this ...
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Hell SBNation?
This was supposed to be below the Rich HIll question.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Redsbaseballfoxsportsohioeverygametellsastory
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 13, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
trivia question
who was the player to be named later in the rich hill-to-orioles deal?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 13, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
farney
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 13, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
i dont know the answer, but thats not it
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 13, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This appears to be the best kept secret in baseball...
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it possible that the PTBNL has not yet been named?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is possible
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 13, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bailey's options will hurt his trade value
He is out after this year. If he is demoted to AA and then is ready for AAA next year but not quite the majors, they can’t send him down. IMO they are stuck with him unless they want to sell low, which may be unvoidable.
The Reds don’t have alot of trade outside of Alonso.
by Johnnypronto on May 13, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
bailey is not out of options after this year!
get your shit straight
by Dave from Louisville on May 13, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah he is
He must be on a MLB roster in 2010
by Johnnypronto on May 13, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he is currently on the 40 man roster
i don’t think you know how options work
by Dave from Louisville on May 13, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are we going to have to sit through 2 hours of Bailey bashing?
Do these comments have filters?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer Bailey is the reason this country went to war!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, "Homer Bailey" sounds like the name of some farmboy turned WWII war hero
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not a Bailey basher
I like him alot, and want him to succeed
by Dave from Louisville on May 13, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to take him home and introduce him to my parents
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You and andromache have something in common... except for that last part
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, because Todd Frazier and Neftali Soto are garbage, right?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
T-Virus just got struck out by a kid
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so did the Almighty
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 13, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get caught up in Law and Order: SVU?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Caps game
What a kick to the groin that turned out to be.
by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are you choosing now to be emotionally invested in Washington sports?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Playoffs!
Although my playoff beard goes year-round.
by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, do we have another overpaid power hitter we can trade to the D-Backs
for this kid?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wrong.
Raymon Hernandez is the correct answer.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Edwin?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They have no reason to consider that trade...
by jsl413 on May 13, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Augie Ojeda is your long-term answer at 3b?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd that shit
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody said it had to be
logical.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awwww crap
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Johnny just likes to do other young players favors
first Upton, now Parra. He just wants them out of their respective brothers’ shadows.
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
crap
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just one Pepsi
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
D-Back's strategy for the rest of the season
Every game, stock the line-up with players from AA baseball
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you mean like Homer Bailey?
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 13, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see what you did there
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
High Wind Warning is you live in (Bill) Clinton County
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We couldn't get any of these guys for Dunn?
by Johnnypronto on May 13, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the guy we got was pretty shit yesterday
by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Consider all the “shit” he has thrown this year, big deal.
by Johnnypronto on May 13, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damnit
beat me to it
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is the Elk and Elk guy, right?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 13, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, but younger
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hair is a little different, too
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah the troll's is fuller!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was trying to find one eating
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we robbed them blind in the dunn trade
by Dave from Louisville on May 13, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats what ive been sayin....
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 13, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got a bad feeling about this
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We'll see
if Cueto gets his stuff together like he has all year, or if he reverts to Johnny Meltdown of ’08.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Stephen Drew is the asbestos to a Johnny Meltdown
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/facepalm
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it too early to say that we're getting no-hit by a AA pitcher?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NO HITTER NO HITTER SHUTOUT PERFECT GAME
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its actually Brandon Webb!
He just underwent a purely cosmetic change in identity to make up for very real structural flaws!
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Slyde's enjoying Lost, dammit
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 13, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he's watching the REDS' batters, too?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ba-dum BUMP
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Real tired of these Arizona tv announcers
Every pitch is the greatest pitch ever thrown. And that homer? The most amazing ever.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 13, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
tHom is simulcasting?
I like rhetorical questions, if you haven’t noticed.
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
tHom misses Arizona so much...
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's sad, is that I'm not sure whether you're talking about tHom or not.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spaz Patrol
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now we move onto the Shutout and No-No
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're forgetting the most important thing
Augenstein is currently in line for the win! His first major league win!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, provided he pitches for 3 2/3 more innings
but, yeah, A WIN!?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
still a no-hit, shutout!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone notice the echo happening up in here?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone notice the echo happening up in here?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...and SullivanSmith thinks HE's the comedian
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rosales just singlehandedly broke up the perfect game... beast
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
two on
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So...
How about that D-Backs pitcher that throws nothing but strikes?
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's pretty amazing
he also hasn’t given up a 2-run double yet… pretty great, huh
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty much
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't criticize St. Augenstein
you’ll make the Arizona announcers cry.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 13, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how the perfect tonic for a AA hotshot
are the been-at-AAA-too-long filler
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take pitches, Hanigan.
This kid’s mojo is already gone.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Or just do that.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just have to point out...
The two brands currently being advertised at home plate:
“Majestic” and “Cox”
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you called?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
justin'd
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
figured I had to step in for him...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"They shoulda put "Fish" on before "CHiPs"
the advertising practically writes itself."
/Cleveland’d
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not Detroit!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lame
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi
Fahq, baseball freaks.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 13, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Brantley was thoroughly impressed with the word "accoutrements"
What is this tantalizing foreign tongue you speak in, John Fay?
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Imagine Brantley seeing that on paper and attempting to pronounce it.
Ugh.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
um, FO:GO for the pitchers
JC: 3:1, St.A: 0-4
I don’t like that very much…
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's rather unfortunate...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 straight grounders
I have no point.
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what she said
often!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Augie still has a no-no and shutout.
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There goes the no-no!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's nothing he can't do!
He’s like Chuck Norris.
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Norris doesn't offer meatballs to 20-y-o rookies
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rosales is not impressed ...
you only do that when the ball leaves the park.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Or if you get walked
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rosales the favorite Red
of 99% of old white men
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And my grandmother, who my sources tell me is not a man.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she probably also loves danny gokey
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is she old? Is she white?
That’s more than half … it counts.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAVOC!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's it no one is allowed to hit the ball out of the infield
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SMAWLBAWL
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So now we're going to bunt him over?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 13, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't bunt.
Just don’t.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Please don't bunt, Cherry
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just don't.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
gaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRWWWWWWRRRRR
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MAKE. THE. ROOKIE. PITCHER. GET. YOU. OUT!
FUCK!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, seriously!
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 13, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, what were you expecting?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to take care of that SHUTOUT.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GAH! He's bunting!
Stop it!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how did they not even get the forceout at 2nd?
was it particuluarly choppy or something? Or is Drew not that great of a fielder?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shutout? Not for long
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
After a scintillating evening of the tale of Bernie Blwchob..er MaddoffI
I’m here just in time for a Jerry Jr. Bunt?
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And Cueto's out
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chuck Norris would have been safe
and scored on the play!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Friends don't let friends bunt
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dusty just gave me a huge headache.
DON’T BUNT EVERYONE!
by jsl413 on May 13, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this bunting is pissing me off
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow... that was an effective bunt...
Go die or something Dustforbrains…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell just Give the Man Some of This
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lsd.pdb.gif
It’ll all be OK
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Common JAY
Hit the Ball real far
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hit it to Flagstaff!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Berman'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit it through the window of an unsold McMansion!
There’s a million of ’em out there.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 13, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bruce is younger than Augenstein
fwiw
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it too early for me to start pounding my head against my desk?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
have you done your homework?
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 13, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good, old fashioned Reds baseball.
C you there!
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no now its up to Mr. Happy
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thom: "All of a sudden there are two outs."
Thom?.. THEY BUNTED!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now we have 2 outs and are in no better shape than we were before the bunt attempt...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lineup is so much worse with CDick and no Nix.
by jsl413 on May 13, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think that was the problem this inning
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trivia.
Name the last Red to be caught stealing in three consecutive games.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Phillips may be more effective if he didn't swing so hard that he falls down on the follow through
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MLB network was showing yesterday’s swing again today, chuckling away.
by ol Pete on May 13, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you're answering the trivia question..
you win.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BP!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY!
We’re winning!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
clutch!
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WEEE!!!!
BP!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CANCER!
No cure. I’m back, catching up.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap, hitting solves everything.
Suck it, bunting.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Extra bases: my anti-drug
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh.
The rookie is giving up hits?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut up woman!!!
/Ty Cobb’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also ...
I think I’m winning.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CLUTCH
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember at the beginning of the season where we were all really hard on BP?
Part of me wants to believe he was thinking “I’ll show those assholes at RR!”
You’re welcome, Brandon.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That would be awesome
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too bad about that two run double huh?
BK… you cursed him… oh darn…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Suck it, Augenstein
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To the announcers credit
they were pretty complimentary on that hit.
Is Marty ever this cheerful?
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 13, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
when there was a sale on applesauce at Kroger?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Thoroughly enjoyed, and rec'd accordingly
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, execpt when the first out was from a BUNT!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its fun to see the wheels fall off of OTHER pitchers
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would ahve been more fun it Dusty had seen it happening as early as I saw it happening.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
????
justin’d and HARD justin’d at that
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raymoan!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's really coming around
I blame the WBC for his early season struggles!
by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's funny...
Personally I blame Homer Bailey.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame George Bailey.
Capra’d
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why, he wasn't there to save that transport ship!
by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harry Bailey
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But George didn't save him from the icy river when he was a kid
by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew what you were getting at...
Actually, everything is Mr. Gower’s fault. Let’s leave it at that.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame Imogen Bailey.
Not really. Just wanted to type “Imogen.”
(gifs later)
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
imogen all the people
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She just might.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmm whatcha sayyyy
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
worthwhile GIS if I may say so myself
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dare you
And I thank you again.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brewers just signed Cattalonatto
Go team Italy!
by ol Pete on May 13, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Votto humbly disagrees
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How short's the leash for Augenstein?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Game just got fun!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rosales even chooses the scrappy way to be a rally killer!
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but he killed that rally
“the right way”
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RayMoan and Mr. Happy get a Room!
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Aaron Harang: "What the hell was that?"
Random teammate: “Run support, Aaron.”
Aaron Harang: “I’ll be damned. So THAT’S what that looks like.”
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
now I just want to see the K's come raining down on the diamondbacks
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be happy with outs!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
huuuuuuuuuge stretch!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy sweet jesus Hairston and Ramon are good at their new positions
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere Juan Castro is crying
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and ReyRey is consoling him
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahem
There’s only one Alex Gonzalez.
by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry ...
I forgot.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lord knows we neeeeed him back on Friday.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Lord don't know shit 'bout baseball ...
he’s a hockey fan
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you're gonna do it, do it roght son
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's bullshit, that ain't Jesus he ain't white enough
/South’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you telling me Jesus didn't look like Jeff next door?
TERRIST!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Jesus got cut and color.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a cut and color
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course, this is all Gonzalez's fault
/Dusty’d
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jerry Hairston is a ballplayer.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
but Joey Votto is a MAN
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 innings - 36 pitches
very nice!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
gameday says he's hitting mid 90's with the fast ball...
I like how he’s looking…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 13, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cueto's throwing 12 pitches per inning.
12 * 9 = 108 = CG?
by jsl413 on May 13, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
C Dick got on base, I think that's the end of the game for the Rookie.
by jsl413 on May 13, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
C-Dick Hit, C-Dick Run
C-Dick score?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 13, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's your sign
that the wheels just fell off completely. C-Dick has a hit.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dickerson Got a Hit!!
Get the kid out of there!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 13, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
am I the only one left who would like to C-Dick play 2 times a week?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BIDP....
dammit
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 13, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the guy who got paid to proclaim him the
NL RoY is probably still with you. In fact, he might want him to play every day.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I didn't know Chris Dickerson's mom was a member of BBWA
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frank... er...Augenstein? NO! Leave him in!
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double play on a bunt
GOD F’ING DAMMIT!!!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm so mad I can't even swear properly
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cheshire'd
and aren’t those the two fastest players on the reds?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, I'm fishing here,
I always thought Willy was as savvy as he was fast, thats why he wasn’t a good fielder in Coors? I’m pulling this out of my ass, though.
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 13, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's fast, make no mistake
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2-6-3 Double Play on a shitty bunt
At least the lineup turned over
by jsl413 on May 13, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
aflac
EE
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Christ on a doorknob
I step away for a moment C-Dick gets a HIt!
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They just endorsed George Will for baseball Commish
Ok, no. George Will has never played baseball. Wait, I guess Selig hasn’t either.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 13, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Goerge Will will will his will on Baseball
Not a pretty thought methinks
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There we go.
Cueto looks like Cueto now.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1st K of the night in the 4th inning
Cueto might settle into a groove here.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 13, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What is my brother obc !!!
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
by Madville on May 13, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably a 45 year old hippie
What do I win?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 13, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
his mom is like 98
i think you are way young on the age
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 13, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to go to threads
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 13, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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