Look at me, Game Thread 3!
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 11:24 PM EDT
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PrintMicah was in trouble but got out of it. Votto's just sick. Life is good, Reds lead 3-0.
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this thread sucks!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
No, liike a Cubs fan girlfriend
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
im on a fuck the cubs kick
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Yes, yes you are.
And it is dark and bitter.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
It should be, but it really isn't...
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Hiya Caleb
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey dude, how are ya?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Smells like sex in here.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ok, there are two threads...
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
And then there was one.
Totally called “first” in both, though.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Nix is a cold fish
pull the bum.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
owings on deck
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
That last inning for the D'Backs
Is so reminiscent of what always seems to happen to the Reds.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
Why would they pull Owings
when he’s only thrown 80 pitches and obviously has it going on?
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
I'm still up for the notion
that RR should control the game via polling
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
The only players on the field would be Votto
and boobs
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 12, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Maybe we could clone Votto
and then have dominate Volquez and dominate CoCo as our pitching staff
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Or clone boobs and forget about the game altogether
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Very nice.
rec’d.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Because he's hurt
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Rosales hustle and bustle
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
18th!
Hey guys, how are ya?
I see Votto’s out due to the alien baby hatching in his chest.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
No bunt, please.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
ouch
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Owings fouls a pitch off his leg
that’s why pitchers shouldnt hit!
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
get the bullpen warming up
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
He got a piece of it
Just not enough
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
got a good swing at it...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
damn near a warning track line drive by owings
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Guy was OPSing 1.111 before tonight.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
or hit the gapper
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree with that
Gapper came in our box last year and scared the crap out of one of my grandaughters
Hope Springs Eternal!
Replace "Gapper" with "jch" and you'd have some people with very similar stories
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I was the park last weekend
and Mr. Redlegs was standing right behind me staring me down and I had no idea until I turned around… talk about creepy
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
So if we can do this to Dan Haren
we should be good with the newb tomorrow night right?
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
That was the old Reds
This year we are awesome!
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Good point...
at least we have Johnny KKKKKKKKKeuto going out tomorrow
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
We're good every night.
We’re the 2009 Cincinnati Reds, dammit!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Depends on which Reds team you are watching.
Most rookies in 2007 and 2008 became Tomo Ohka All Stars.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds like a job for the utility belt
to see what the Reds record vs guys making their first start is. Say, since 1990
Hope Springs Eternal!
Sunnuvabitch!
Jim Day links to Wilco on his lame website. Asshole.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
He has to appeal to the grandmothers
AND the younger crowd.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
wow
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Cherry Hudson with a baseball glove?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
He's never been taller
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
best play ive ever seen Cherry make!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Holy shit, Cherry!
Web gem, number 1 maybe
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Someone's gonna be on Web Gems and Top Plays
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Check Owings' line
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
doubt it...
Reds always get snubbed by ESPN
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
woo hoo
nice job by Owings tonight. I could really get used to this pitching thing.
Hope Springs Eternal!
pitch count?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I think Owings has gotten proper revenge for the disrespect shown to him by trading him for Adam Dunn
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Anyone following this on AZ Snakepit?
I’m interested to see what their reaction is to being the pwned as opposed to the pwners.
I was for awhile
But then I had too many windows open, and I don’t think they liked me that much anyhow.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like you either.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You're just grumpy because you're wanted in 12 systems
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Haven't yet
I want to. I’m waiting for my coworker to get back from Columbus so we can go nerd out with Star Trek and Wolverine.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I went to go see Wolverine Friday night (DON't ASK)
And there was a table of Star Trek nerds greeting people as you walked in. Unreal.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Someone's response to their 1st & 3rd, no out, no runs situation was
Fatburger!
I quit reading after that.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Hmm...
89 pitches, two innings left…
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
he's got maybe one more IP left in him
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
not two...
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
unless he gets a 5 pitch inning or something
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I would let him get into 115-120 range.
He has not pitched as much as the other starters.
He is also
Not an especially hard thrower.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Why not 2, if you watch him.
If that leg is ok from the foul ball.
This guy's form Lullville?
Isn’t Webb from KY?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
Ashland, KY for Webb
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Doesn't look like Micah's coming back out
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Rhodes and Weathers are warmign up?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
In between games of shuffleboard, yes
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought they were watching 'Supermarket Sweep' back there...
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
bring the kid out
if a runner gets on go to the pen
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I let him go for a while, he's only at 89 pitches
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Anyone wanna go play REALLY bad golf tomorrow?
I’m serious, I’m bad. But I got the time to kill.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I have to clean my house tomorrow
I’m moving in less than three months and I have to start cleaning NOW, it’s so bad.
Plus I don’t know how to play golf.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 12, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
luckily, neither do I
I used to play somewhat regularly but haven’t played in over two years.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Can we skip the golf and go straight to the bar?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Golf is the sport that allows for a vehicle with a space specifically designed for a cooler.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but you have to pay to use it.
And to walk around on the nicely manicured lawns.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Nah
I have a meeting at 6:30 or so in Florence that I should probably be quasi-sober for.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
At the Mastabatory Theatre
Bridgetown
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Ouch'd
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 12, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
But I beaned a man in Phoenix
just to watch him die
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 12, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Punk once tried to come in my home
Take my chrome
I said, “Yo, it’s on!”
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
i think it slipped
he wanted to go inside, but not that far inside.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Good job Owings
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Couldn't they have solved their differences with a sincere discussion?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 12, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't see the game
Did that look intentional?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
no
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Why didn't it look intentional?
I know he’s been wild, but it was the first pitch, and he threw it up and in. I thought it looked intentional. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it, but it looked intentional.
not in this ballgame
you dont hit a guy up 3-0 when you might get pulled.
earlier in the game? sure….
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I disagree
I think the Owings felt more comfortable hitting someone in the 8th up 3-0 than early in the game.
ryan roberts is a pussy
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
well, poop
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
As long as it doesn't turn into "there goes the win"
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 12, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope you die in a fire, Fe-Lo
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I'll bring the gas can, already lit
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
"Arhur Rhodes has just been sensational this season"
“And now it’s a 3-1 ballgame.”
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Arthur'd
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 12, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont know,
He’s having a legitimately good year, even against other teams.
by thedecline19 on May 12, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I always take the day off from work on my birthday
Wish he had.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 12, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i hate that rule
a guy hits a batter and the reliever gives up a gap double….and Micah gets an ER.
Pissah.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
On the bright side
Rhodes still has a 0.00 ERA.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's keep it that way, please.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
I do not have a good feeling here.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d be whiny too if I had to work in Arizona
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 12, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I shoulda clarified.
It’s not Grace. I think Grace understands, but Sutton is a cry baby. He’s suggesting the D-backs use a pitching machine to put the ball over the middle of the plate for Phillips to make him feel better.
Only with a prenup
/lessonlearn’d
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Not wanting to challenge...
The Gunslinger in right field.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
I noticed that
Think he’s seen the highlights?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I enjoy when they challenge Bruce
and he promptly makes them wish they hadnt
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what certain restrictions do
They apply.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
No way
Weathers comes through ten times out of ten.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
1 Down
1 to go… hopefully you have to start a new scorecard
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Weathers will get these outs.
Because he is afraid that Rhodes will kick his ass if he gives up his first earned run.
Weathers is the Vincent to Arthur Rhodes' Jules.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 12, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had to Rec that
out of principle
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 12, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
And the Cordero will be coming directly
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
"Oh man, I shot Mike Lincoln in the face..."
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I wouldn't be surprised...
…if Upton can run faster than Weathers can pitch.
Stormy > Upton
K
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
one strikeout, ah ah ah
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
you leave Adam Rosales out of this
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Nice.
Shut my mouth, Stormy.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
Off topic...
Anyone think Zimmerman will break DiMaggio’s streak?
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
hahahahaha
NO.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
That's what I thought
Just seeing everyones opinion… how much would it suck to have that streak broken by a NATIONALS player?
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
would love to have him as our 3rd baseman
would check off that need for right handed bat…
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 13, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna say no
I don’t think it’ll happen
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 12, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
No one will ever do anything of significance as long as they are in a Nationals uni.
Ever.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Ahem.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
He'll never sign though
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
at $50 million?
Isn’t that the asking price?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
One way or another, they're signing him
They can’t afford not to.
by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
anyone think he breaks molitor's streak?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
low and away
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
You suck Eric Byrnes
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Stormy's got this
Byrnes can’t do anything
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
Grace and Sutton think a storm's coming in the top of the ninth.
And I don’t mean rain. They seem sure a Red is going to get it.
up and in just once please
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
hes going low and away
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I think Joey Votto can predict the future
He knew there was going to be a situation where the D-Backs were going to want to bean a Reds player for vengence and got his ass out of there before it could happen
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
I would pay to see that
Speaking of which… he’s going to be at Florence Mall’s Cardboard Heroes from 6-8pm on May 28th
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
He probably did
He’s gotta be from the future to be so dominate
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Earn some more boos from that home crowd, Byrnes
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
yay.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 13, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Thank you.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Where you at not, Brian? :)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
ahem , now
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
The Reds are good.
Yo.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
its all up to koko in the bottom of the inning.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Though Micah might beat Rhodes for giving up his shutout
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
That's racist!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 13, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Whoever gets plunked this inning
Is not going to feel it. It’s Schoenweis.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 13, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
game is too close...
look for it tomorrow
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 13, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Thom: "2007 Reds bullpen might have been the worst I've ever seen."
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
Majewski, Saarloos, Gosling, Cormier, Stone, Stanton, Coffey, Santos, McBeth...
…that, friends, is a parade of suck.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Wow.
That sucked.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 13, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
tHom talking out of his ass about something!?
INCONCEIVABLE!
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
By the way, as an off-side, my comedian friends are roasting me at Molly Malone's in Covington on the 26th
If you guys can come and donate $5 to the local foodbank, and tell me you’re from RR, I’ll buy you a beer.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
You'll know I'm from RR
When I ask if you’ll buy me a beer.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
"Hey, Sully, buy me a beer?"
“You’re on RR, aren’t you?”
“Less questions, more beer, asshole”
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
precisely
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I may have to buy you two if you say that
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah... he will...
A piece of advice: Don’t bring up Waffle House. You’ll be out $30.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Bruce hasn't had a HR in a couple days
He’s due
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
What part of the lineup
is coming up for the DBags DBacks?
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
Was there ever a confirmation one way or the other on BP's MySpace "girlfriend"?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I think Dusty actually had a good gameplan tonight.
Run, run, run because the sticks ain’t gonna get it done.
Whack 'em.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
tHom: "The Reds' bullpen has the 4th best ERA in the league"
Welsh: “I don’t know if ERA is the best measure of a bullpen.”
tHom: “I agree…” (continues on talking about how much better the ERA would be without a couple of innings from Lincoln factored in)
Welsh: (audible eye-roll)
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Yeah, I heard that too...
I don’t know. What IS the best measure of a bullpen?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Let's do this thang
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Hey out of town Reds fans
What do you find is the best way to follow Reds games? I’m moving to Texas in a few months and don’t want to miss anything
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
If you are a poor grad student like me with loose morals.
tvants plus p2psports and you can watch most of the games.
I have loose morals
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Why in god's name would you move to Texas?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I'm moving to Austin, Texas
Anywhere else in Texas and I would be asking myself the same thing
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm in Seattle
and just do Gameday Audio. I don’t exactly make a ton of cash, and I find it much more reliable than MLB.tv was last year.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Why don't they have the gun on the screen?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
This is gonna be great.
1. Reds win.
2. Turn off tv with Jim Day in midyap.
3. Sleep.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
Don't let him be the last thing you see...
Sweet dreams, Alan.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Dayuuuuuuuuum
Nice play by both of ’em!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Hairston and Hernandez are both having great nights defensively
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I like having a staring catcher that plays 1B
Decently at that
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
Drew pinch hitting, fresh off the DL
I hope this doesn’t go as badly as I anticipate it going
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
What?
You didn’t like Valentin’s strategy of “crouch in front of it and let it bounce off your gut”?
That's all well and good
if you can fit a glove to your gut
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
What scares me is that I just traded for CoCo in my fantasy league
Because Lidge and Rivera aren’t pulling their wieght.
NOT YET
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Reds in 2nd place, tied with the Cardinals 1/2 game back of the Brewers
Sweet.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
(Reverse the Cards and Brewers)
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
I'm retarded
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
FTH?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
This is a buncha bullshit
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Fucking bullshit
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
and now it's Felipe Lopez
make him have a bad b-day CoCo
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions
My god
If Felipe Freaking Lopez beats us…
Holy fucking balls, it's Fe-Lo
Drill him, Coco
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
What happened?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 13, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions
They were confused over the count, thought Drew had struck out
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
The first pitch was called a ball when everyone thought it was a strike, including the scoreboard operator
Didn’t end up mattering, thank god.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Ump looked like he called the first pitch a strike (and it was REALLY close)
FSN bought it. But then it changed to a ball after the thrid pitch. So Coco thought he had a K on strike 2.
I CAN HAZ POPUP?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Sweet.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
Ladies and gentlemen
We may have a challenger to the LLM crown.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Ramon Hernandez = above average first baseman
FUCK YES!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Hernandez made the play of the game!
Our Catcher is a hell of a 1st baseman
This is shaping up to be one hell of a team
No matter how they have to do it, they find a way to get it done.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Agree'd
I’m trying not to get my hopes up but they are making it very hard for me not to believe
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Unlike last year...
When our catcher (Ross) could not catch balls thrown at him.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 13, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday, FeLo
You suck!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 13, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
you can never have too many dominican flags
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 13, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
OMFG
ALL I HEARD WAS THOM SHOUTING IN THE OTHER ROOM, and it did not sound like good shouting
Holy Crap, Ramon.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Jim Day forgot the ballgag again?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 13, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd, on it's way to green
ashjimdaylovechild
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
...something like that.
(And holy crap with the damn red x. I didn’t try to put anything in there!)
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
I'll say it
Teveras and RayMoan? Good signings.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Arthur Rhodes and David Weathers?
Also good signings.
by Brendanukkah on May 13, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Cherry
You might have to give the Cherry signing props too – he’s been huge in this run.
I'm down with this team
Getting excited is fun!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
GIS "Imogen Bailey"
Have fun!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I guess, you know, when an ump calls a strike a ball and doesn't tell anyone about it...
It doesn’t really matter.
Hell yes it does
Hence why my sleep schedule is tailored to start the day at 3 AM for a Reds-DBacks game. This team is too exciting to miss!
Snakes and Friars have some weeeeeak lineups.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 13, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
It's been a pleasure as always
I have one more load of laundry to do and need to find something to eat. Enjoy the night, kids.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
How great would it be for the Red's to return to GABP in 1st?
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
Super great
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
There's one thing that pisses me off about all of this winning...
I don’t get to sit in the seats I haven’t paid for when the stadium is actually full of fans.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
I was at the 2nd St. Louis game
I sat in the outfield box and I must say that that was the most fun I’ve ever had at the park
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Was they play WebGems worthy?
I’d like to actually see it
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
*that play
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Absolutely
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Maybe, since the game was on the line.
But since it was the Reds, and not the Yankees or Sox, doubtful.
Cubs won, Brewers won
But Cards lost.
Best division in baseball?
Considering that 4 of the 6 teams in the NL Central
are sitting atop the NL along with the Dodgers… I’d say that makes a good argument
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
According to ESPN Power Rankings, published two games ago,
Reds were No. 14, down two spots from last week, one spot behind the (then) 15-16 Yankees.
Just after taking 2 of 3 from St. Louis.
I know I’m preaching to the choir, but ESPN can gargle my balls.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
They probably use teeth
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 13, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
They'll show highlights
And it will be the first run and the last out and that’s it
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
We got highlights today from last nights game
But that was because only 4 games were played in all of baseball yesterday
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Haha, yeah...
Well, to be fair, ESPN likes the Cubs and Brewers both way more than us. But, if we are atop the NL Central, can they really ignore us???
We'll find out soon enough
We’d find out tomorrow if we had pulled off the sweep against STL
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
That's because we didn't go to the playoffs last year
Last thing ESPN wants to do is think outside the box.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
IF the Reds can manage to pull on top of the central for a bit.
The only national media coverage they get will focus on how much of a fluke they are and ask how soon they will falter.
That's a very good point
No matter that we have a dominate rotation, bullpen, and are starting to get some consistent hitting too
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
That's because we didn't go to the playoffs last year
Last thing ESPN wants to do is think outside the box.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not nearly drunk and I can say
catching the games is a lot more fun with you guys
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Just wait until you're drunk
We’re a barrel of fucking monkeys then.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 13, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey Arizona's pitcher tomorrow: major league debut
“Bryan Augenstein”
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
Good grief
I can’t believe youse guys are still up.
Looking at the box score, this game was over in the 4th inning. BP with the winning RBI. No need to stay up so late!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
It's 9:30 here.
Mommy lets me stay up ’til 11 some nights.
by manichedgehog on May 13, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Believe me, it almost got interesting in the bottom of the 9th
Good thing we had our defensive replacement in at 1st.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 13, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
are you serious?
Did Ra-moan do something heroic?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I like how excited and ready to play everyone looks
Its like they actually enjoy playing baseball and winning
by wishfuldrifter on May 13, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
By the way, some numbers from May:
<Source>
(in the NL)
Cincinnati is 2nd in the league to the Mets in OBP; 5th in the league in Runs; 2nd in OPS; 2nd in HR
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