Game 33, Thread 2: Razing Arizona
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 10:38 PM EDT
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Jerry Hairston Junior is creepy looking
and maybe first
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
What does Jerry Hairston Senior look like?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
A little like Reggie Jackson, apparently
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
OG REDS!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
love the caption
one of the best so far, if i do say so myself.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
Leadoff man aboard.
Common Micah.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
Oh.
Fuck.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
thats not a good sign
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
That's not a good anything.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
WHUUUUUUUUUUUUT
VOTTO!!!!!!!!!!!
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Oh no
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Oh sweet jesus no
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
votto pulled a muscle on a foul ball?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Ditto.
What’s going on?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Votoo helped off the field.
Not like an ugly leg injury but still enough to make you think somethings up. Somethign more than a hammy. Perhaps.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
still sick?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Don't know.
You can’t very well dust for vomit.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The folks at the Snakepit made it sound like it was an illness thing
I hope that’s the case, but somehow I doubt it.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear god I hope so
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Okay.
Thom and Chris didn’t mention vomit or heaving but that might make the most sense. And the fact that he went right to the dugout and right up the tunnel without stopping to chit chat with trainers.. JUST LET ME HURL!!!!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what happened at the Lucero concert I went to a couple weeks ago
“I promise you, there will be no encore.”
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
what insurance ?
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
if you dont have it
thats why you need it.
by thedecline19 on May 12, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Justin Case.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
What the hell?
The replay didn’t show anything…
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on May 12, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
who is the 1B in Louisville?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Kevin Barker/Wes Bankston
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
ewwwwwwww
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
maybe Dorn?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You're not helping here, dude
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
He's been even worse
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
He was
But starting for a major league team good? Yeesh. Actually, I think we’ll see a Hairston/Gonzalez/Phillips/Rosales infield when Gonzo gets back and if Joey goes on the DL
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Goddammit
I just wish Gonzo was going to that magical infield in the sky at this point.
Do. Not. Want.
Are you kidding? He can't even get on the DL.
He will live forever.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It's been frustrating.
But I think he’s still got some big hits to contribute.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Crap.
Well, at least Hernandez has been hitting well, amiright?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
The good news
He only hits well when he’s playing first base.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCKI!!!!! what happened exactly?
i havent seen a replay yet???
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
Hopefully just a cramp
From being dehydrated.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
Don't forget to put that tooth under the pillow too
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
And he just recovered from the flu.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, maybe he's just dehydrehted.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
he was sick for a while
and it is the desert. im praying like hell that it’s just a terrible cramp.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, that was awesome
The Hanigan/Hernandez combo is rolling along already.
/pessimism’d
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Oh my God
I go away for five minutes and this is what happens!?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
it only takes ya five minutes?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i can see that
upset tummy. the heat got to him…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Dog ate his homework.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Christ i hope so
he needs to play 170 games this year.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Canadian bacon flu.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice Play, Jeremiah
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Looked like he had a long way to run for that.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
He got a great jump
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
What's the explanation for Rosales then?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Roof closed or open?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
open
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Pretty hot there then.
But it’s a dry heat.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh well that's good
Cuz Votto’s saying pretty much the same thing right now.
“It’s a dry heave.”
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
"Abnormally hot for May", says tHom
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Don't worry there's no humidity!!!
/stupid old peopl’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's neither1
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And he would know, because he used to be the announcer here when the D-backs won the WS
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
that's like 35 degrees to Joey
that’s hot, eh.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit JEREMY!
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I swear I've never even met him
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Hey. look!
It’s boobs!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Was there any doubt Rosie Red would beat him to the bag?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
No.
He runs everywhere he goes.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd love to see him grocery shop
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
ever see Supermarket Sweep?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw it once, funny as hell
I meant to watch it more but never did. Kinda like The Office.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
It's probably the 64-year-old grandmother in me...
but, damn, I loved that show.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
My retarded sister-in-law still watches episodes of it on VHS.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup.
Like a thiry-nine year-old four year-oid.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Or go to the library.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Sprinting into the store from his car, knocking over old ladies.
What would it be like waiting in line behind Adam Rosales?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
A lot better than being in front of him in the "15 items or less" line, I can promise you that
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
scrappy turned evil !!
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Rosales cleans the ball cleanly
beats the D’Backs runner to the bag and proceeds to eat the baseball while sprinting to the dugout.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
crap....fields the ball cleanly
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
It cleans the ball cleanly, or else it gets the hose again.........
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh, perfect
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Like I pay any attention to what you say
Or anything else that goes on around here for that matter.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Ignore it at your own risk.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
This took him two minutes to make
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Speedy Rosales.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Continuing to pwn.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
Broke a nail, brb
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Ok, 'tHan.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
...what?
Does that have anything to do with the fact that you can’t type worth shit?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
nop
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
dkdnc nvbgt det!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
/justin'd
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
My all time best SBN comment, hands down
Why, because screw them, that’s why.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
They didn't get it.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
we should rec the hell out of his comment over there
just to fuck with them.
or better yet, post it again in a more conspicuous thread (not an old game thread) and then rec the hell out of it.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Remind me and I'll make the comment again
Hell I’ll even drink to make it authentic.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Should post it...
On International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
but he had a hell of a Sunday.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
he certainly did...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
But thankfully pitching like one also.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
you better pray like hell that that is all it is
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
it looked like an Achilles to me
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
you look like a dirty rotten no-good lyin' sonofabitch to me
so just shut the hell up, alright?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Much like my broken heart
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
the achy breaky heart
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
ha
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
cumb'd
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
no word from the clubhouse is worrying me...
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
neither did Kijana, fyi
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
You can hush now, woman
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
HAVOC!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Was that a pitchout?
Or was it juuuuust a bit outside?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
no pitchout
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Thanks
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
to all you Gamedayers out there
Thom says still no word on Joey
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
they finally showed video of Votto coming off
he was walking just fine. doesnt look like a leg injury
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
On the replay it looks like he's sick and gonna hurl
Thanks, God. I owe ya one.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
man
i have a real bad cramp in my ass from all that clenching. talk about anxiety.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I just talked to a few guys on AZ Snakepit
they said their announcers just said he felt faint and dehydrated from the heat
How come we dont know that yet?
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
I knew it.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Poke poke poke
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
whew
i thought this was jch from the title
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Clearly I missed something
But I really have no desire to know what it was.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Welsh surmises Votto just needed to get chunky.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
Shoulda just hurled into the stands
And got back to his position.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but... Swine flu changed everything.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
An EAS test during the game? Are you kidding me?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Yeah, they probably just told us what happened to Votto there
Thanks, FSN! 20 bucks says this goes to the Best Damn Sports Show in the top of the 7th.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
that was time warner's fault
didn’t happen here
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 12, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah it was
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Okay, I was annoyed, but to be fair
From experience, they are truly random. Just bad timing to have it fall during the 12.5% of the day that their station is actually profitable.
You shoulda heard people bitch when one would hit during Willie.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
yeah no shit
dude is throwing rocks tonight.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
You wanna know the awesome thing?
Cueto’s gonna be better tomorrow night.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
life is good
no?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
You knew he was gonna come out tonight mad as a mofo, though.
Has to prove they shouldn’t have traded him for that slow, lazy white guy.
Finally, Jim Day where he belongs......in what looks to be a cage.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
isnt that where Ash had him in PA?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
give him some Yuengling and he'll Cage you
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
flag him, flag me...
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Flag you together?
/Richie’d
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He doesn't seem like much of a beer drinker...
More of a Captain and Diet drinker if you know what I’m sayin’
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
i told you
be wary of Piecoro, not Day.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
He seems like a big fan of Mike's Hard Lemonade
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Where Jim Day really belongs: Not on television.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Or at least covering tape-delayed high school football.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
An OU reference!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Nice.
Like a one-hitter in a Cat’s Eye stall.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
The Union!
I don’t know what that means, but it’s the only thing about OU that I can reference.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Dirty hippie bar.
But not the stupid dirty hippie bar. That’d be The Dugout.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
did Jim Day just say he went to Otterbein?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
i think he did
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
well dammit
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
You can go ahead and line your birdcage with that piece of paper right about now.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
lucky i have that big shot MA to fall back on right?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
and if i could rec it more than once
you know i would.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
THE Otterbein College
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
oh that one
well then im ok
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Yo.
http://jimday.com/About_Jim_Day.html
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone make sure Ash doesn't have a heart attack
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Part of me thinks he might have actually written that. :)
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Look at the rest of the website
He totally wrote his “About Me” page in third person. Toolbox.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
hmm
he even grew up in Westerville. i used to be able to spot a towny a mile away. i guess my skills have declined with age.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Form an orderly line, ladies.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
He's hilarious...
“This site was built, and is updated regularly on Jim’s measly laptop. The budget for the website was spent renting Van Halen for a graduation party.”
Har har.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Tell me if you find a place to leave comments.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
All I see is this:
Email Jim at: jim@jimday.com
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Nearly gone, right?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
almost there
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Hanigan's?
Almost kinda close to nearly gone.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
BP coming out party
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
BP is hitting the cover off the ball
I like him right now.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
who's this Slyde guy?
a lurker?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Extra BP
Does wonders.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
yupp
took out a few lights
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
They're disecting the BP HR pose on MLB TV
It looked like he was going to fall backwards. Then started booking for 1B.
he shoulda sprinted
just to mess with The Page.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
If we hold on tonight
the NL Central is headed for a full on logjam at the top. Cubs and Brewers won, Cards got drilled.
Way to jinx it
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Ah well...
That must have been a shitshow.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
Bunt to the left side, Micah tried to Jeter it
Threw it about 5 feet over Hernandez’s head.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Sorry, hit like a bunt
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Thanks.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, that first year
When he hit .293 for the year, he was like this.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah he did
remember when he was an All-Star?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, but that was because we had to send someone...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
What's happening now?
It says coaching visit to the mound on a 3-1 count.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
Owings got him to pop it up
still corners but 1 out.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck you tHom
For sounding disappointed.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
If tHom gets the lead role when Marty quits there needs to be a fucking revolt.
He doesn’t even like the Reds.
im all for Thom getting it
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
ha!
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
For a while, neither did Marty...
At least that’s what it sounded like.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Marty has been beaten down by years of suckitude,
It’s as bad, but a little different. Plus, you can tell Franchester’s starting to get into this season.
I was wondering.
I haven’t listened much since teh first week or so.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
good work Owings
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
A'ight, Micah.
Two more.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
Votto - dizziness
YAY!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Votto is fine
just sicky
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
Yay!
Way to go Swine Flu!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
hope not.....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Joey Votto was getting dizzy...
must be that good Canadian weed.
0-2 count
ok, lets get nasty ricky…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
yeah
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
He's a Red starter!
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I do like having this rotation
Makes it seem like we can win any game
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Except every third Arroyo start.
And some of Volquez’z.
And the ones when Harang gives up a two-run homer in the fourth.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
pwned!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
So it would seem
Inning over… no runs
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
And quickly.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
props to Dusty
Owings sure as shit settled down after the visit
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
MICAH!!!!!!!
FUCKKKKK YESSSSSS
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Pwned
major time
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
who else is on the Micah bandwagon?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Maybe he'll start doing this every time out
by wishfuldrifter on May 12, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
lets not go to far : )
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
he's not mediocre
Fogg’d
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
hey everyone
this is our 5th starter.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
PWN3D!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
Look here
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Sorry baby
You’ll still love me in the morning, right?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Rosales just earned the love of the Fay blog crowd for
another month. He can’t field, but dang it, Edwin would never have run that out (they would allege)
He is the right color too.
unfortunately true for a lot of “fans”
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