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Game 33 Thread: Reds at Diamondbacks

Cincinnati Reds at Arizona Diamondbacks, May 12, 2009 9:40 PM EDT



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AVG OBP SLG
2009 - Micah Owings .333 .333 .778



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Dan Haren 3-3 1.84 0.86 51 9


Micah Owings is tied with Joey Votto as the player currently on the Reds with the highest OPS+.  He has two fewer career home runs than Willy Taveras in 2168 fewer career plate appearances.  His career batting line against the Diamondbacks is 1.000/1.000/2.000 - okay, so it's only in one at bat.  Oh, and he's pitching tonight. 

Owings will be facing his former team for the first time on the mound tonight after posting a career 14-17 record with a 4.97 ERA in a year and a half with the big league team in Arizona.  You know his motivation level is going to be high as I'm sure he wants to show the Dbacks what they gave up in that deal last August.  Hopefully he can harness that energy and turn it into a positive outcome for the Reds.  Plus, I'd kinda like to see him hit one out of the park too.

Dan Haren is an outstanding pitcher on a bad team.  If you think Aaron Harang feels bad, imagine how Haren feels.  He's started out the season 0-3, and after those 3 starts he had only surrendered 4 total runs.  He's allowed just 6 runs in his other 4 starts and his 51-to-9 K/BB ratio is phenomenal.  I fear Dan Haren.

Luckily, I don't have to face him.  And thankfully, perhaps, several in the Reds lineup have not faced him previously.  Those that have faced him are a combined 4 for 24 against him with 6 strikeouts and 1 walk.  Hopefully he's not prepared to handle the awesomeness of Jay Bruce and Adam Rosales.  Hopefully he won't see them coming.

Game time is 9:40 ET.  Get your drinking shoes on.  Thom is calling a D'backs game!

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I puked in my drinking shoes.

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

you have about an hour and a half

to clean up those shoes….puking rally!!

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

all my shoes are drinking shoes

i am just indiscriminate like that

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fay Tweet

Gonzalez says he’s ready. Baker wants to wait till Friday. http://tinyurl.com/be4gm9 #reds

Apparently he’s available for a “double switch or something.” Dusty wants to give him plenty of time to get loose. Friday will be 11 days since Gonzalez last played.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

got some 312

urban wheat ale

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Hoegaarden was on sale here

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I drank two $7 Leinenkugels at Huntington Park.

So my buzz cost more than any of yours but it’s a genuine baseball park buzz so I win.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate these West Coast trips.

We should be in the third inning by now.

by jsl413 on May 12, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Or a defender in MLS

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

lineup

Willy Taveras cf
Jerry Hairston Jr. ss
Joey Votto 1b
Brandon Phillips 2b
Jay Bruce rf
Ramon Hernandez c
Laynce Nix lf
Adam Rosales 3b
Micah Owings p

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Janish still hurt from his relief appearance?

Or is Dusty just going with Cherry, who’s been hot lately?

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, Janish hasnt been hitting like Soupy Sales either

i think Dusty thinks Hairston is the backup SS and Janish is the utility infielder. he’s set his roles and he’s gonna stick to ’em.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just not infuriated

Because it happens to work out that everyone he’s been playing has been hitting really well lately.

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

im not complaining, im just trying to figure out what Dusty is thinking.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I love this.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man that's great

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooookkkk

I’m caught up on reading everything around here – Let’s get this damn game going.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Can you give us a clue?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gore Verbinski can, apparently, in 2011

Ash is not happy about this.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know because I was there.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just lies around on his back all day...

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait.

I’m not caught up yet.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Haren doesn't care!

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's such a dick

(don’t tell him I said that. I’m afraid of him)

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joey Votto will tell him what's up.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Micah's pitching

im here. burnt yard and all…

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

How did it end up looking?

Are the names of all my kids legible?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, thaaaaat's what you were pissing in the grass for...

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you're talking about

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

james Wong Howe ya doin', bitches.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Micah and Bronson are battling for suckiest starter for the Reds

And I am not that disappointed to have either on the team, although I am tempted to give Nick Masset another try at starting if Micah continues to struggle. Nick has been strong, and it would be nice to use Micah’s bat out of the bullpen where he could pinch hit and stay in the game to pitch.

by orex121 on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

They would have been voted off on last year's suckiest starter competition already

it’s nice to know there has been some upgrade, even if it’s not with a lights out pitcher.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

and there is a good argument to be made that an average pitcher who is good in 2/3rds of his starts and bad in the other third is better than a consistent pitcher who is average in all of his starts.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW

I’m feeling a quality start from Owings tonight. A Reds loss.. but still a QS from Owings.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

boooooooooo!

all those years following the Bobcat teams have left you sour, my man.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait. OU has teams and stuff?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

more "stuff" than teams

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Schmidt

Snoopy Graham

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bong Hill, Quad Night

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brainstomper.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pub Fish Bowl and Burrito Buggy

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I worked at the Burrito Buggy!

And other stuff.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

what was the acoustic guitarists name

Steve something?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steve.

Just Steve.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That dude played guitar for OU drunks...

for at least twelve hours every week and never got so much as a handjob to show for it.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

At one point Steve likely had girls in catsuits rolling around him.

Still.. no handjob.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

giddyup

this is the best Reds 8 and 9 hitters ive seen in……long time.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

hairston takes one off the face?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Cherry Havoc Jr. Time!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

he was out

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Second leadoff man gets a hit!

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Common Joey

Wade Boggs one into left.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

no chance at a GIBP here

good sign

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Also 2 outs...

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP is 1fer6 with a HR against Haren.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tavares and Nix are a combines 3fer6 against him.

Everyone else…. nada.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

id go for a HIBP here

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently Jayson Werth stole 2nd, 3rd, and Home all in the same inning tonight

what’s with all these white guys stealing home?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

brett butler'd

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

a flailing K

didnt see that coming. #$%^&

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

The cleanup hitter does his job by getting the third out

Way to go, BP

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

18 pitches. That’s better than nothing.

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you again following without tv or radio?

Is that how you roll most nights?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have Season 4 of the Office to keep me company

Although there’s about 1:30 left in the last episode, so…

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, BP

When the pitcher throws four balls, you can go to first without a hit.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

um...dude, he's a hitter

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

Forgot.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

just looked at gameday

did the catcher have to run to the dugout to keep that last pitch from going in?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

kids dont swing at that pitch in wiffle ball

it misses the springy pitch back contraption set up as the strike zone

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had to use a glove on the end of a stick.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Former Lacrosse star

He’s the Jim Brown of baseball.

by ken on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that doesn't count.

For some reason.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Miguel Montero's middle name Mitsubishi?

cause he might be able to get an endorsement deal or something.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi-Larious!

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

As ya might imagine..

Felipe Lopez is the only Snake to have faced Micah.

1fer7 with 2Ks and 2BBs

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm...I wonder...

Is Justin Upton’s nickname “Girl”?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

might be BJ's nickname

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what she said.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, now I get it!

“Girl Upton? That doesn’t make any sense.”

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought the same thing

but i thought maybe it was just something I missed…maybe had been said on here

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

BJ Upton Girl

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck and yeah, Micah

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Thom:

Luis Gonzales’ “magical” in 1999.

Magic. Huh.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

yes, he used a magic potion and everything

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snakes were pwned that inning

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

We're in trouble tonight

According to Gameday, every Reds player hates to face “Premium” and Haren’s out pitch is “Premium”.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Laynce Nix can't decide:

Loves to face premium
Hates to face premium

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take a guess.

How many “Chase Field” ABs does Ramon Hernandez have?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

64

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not bad.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, my bullshit guesses are close tonight

I’m gonna call the next Reds hit, you wait and see. Be back in a half hour.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Single by Hairston to LF, calling it right here

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

69

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even better.

72.

74 PAs.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoops.

84 PAs

.635 OPS

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

no worries

Rosales and Owings due up next inning

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're in lurve.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure he's into dudes

but jch is pretty good a knocking people up

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello fellers

How is everyone? I’m enjoying the last of the Yuengling (thanks Ash!) after a long day of interviews and knothole.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

cant knock anyone up at the old knothole

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not with the chicks that showed up tonight I can't.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ad behind the plate is sponsored by jch

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome.

…almost time for another ’ling run.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

somehow i was left three

one is still in the fridge chillin. and two are on top of the cabinets, out of reach. break only in case of emergency.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I left them for you.

I’m not as mean as I pretend to be.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

West Coast trips wear me out

Hopefully we have a huge lead by 11:30, with Haren on the mound…..doubtful

by Dave from Louisville on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

a very liberal strike three

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

see below...

madville’d

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mo Egger is managing the Dbacks?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

FVA called that earlier

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double.

To the wall.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

single to right center

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-3 nubber

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

that wasn't a strike...

but the earlier one was.. so we’ll call it even

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Cue the Spaz theme music

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

So, the radio said someone got shot in Price Hill tonight ...

good to know that no matter where I go in life the neighbor hood never changes.
/West Side Roots

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Shadowhare says.....

no gangs downtown, they’re in Colerain and Price Hill

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I, for one, love Shadowhare

I can’t wait for him to end up shot in the face.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

My money's on multiple stab wounds to the abdomen

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, good call

Always better to gut a vigilante.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard him say Price Hill

but I didn’t hear Colerain. I thought he said West End

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colerain, Northgate and Price Hill says he

I was stunned he left out the real Cincy hot spots.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I heard Northgate

didn’t hear him talk about Colerain.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Price Hill? And you're surprised?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Born and raised in Price Hill ...

not surprised, just enjoying the fact that no matter where I move to or how my life changes I can rely on my mother calling me random mornings and mentioning someone getting shot.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live on the West Side myself

But the good part of the West Side, over by Ron’s Roost. Go 2 miles South or West though and things get interesting.

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Bridgetown?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

I pay Green Township taxes and live between Ron’s Roost and Wild Mike’s.

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's Oak Hills territory right?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

I can hit Bridgetown middle school with a rock from my cul-de-sac.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh ...

is that Steak and Shake still there? I used to eat there all the time in high school.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

I stopped there once on the walk home from The Wheel. Sadly The Wheel is no longer with us.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you do, I bet.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

train em young

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would ...

I always got stuck driving past there when they were letting school out. Should have gotten a ticket due to going like 40 in that 20 mph zone.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

"with a rock from my cul-de-sac"

/jch sex joke

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear teen pregnancy is up at the Bridgetown Middle School

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that's true other 'things' are up at BMS too ...

if you know what I mean.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ding ding

home of the other half of my kin

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wonder if he runs back to the dugout

After a strikeout. Like that one.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

he skips to the lou my darling back to the dugout after k's

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shot in the dark..

Anybody heard anyhting off the new Steve Earle album?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Haren seems pretty tough tonight.

He has a no hitter, you know.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

A no hitter you say?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

who has a no hitter?

we should talk about this!

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

A no hitter is when a pitcher, like Dan Haren...

Does not allow any hits to the opposing side.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn. Haren is good.

Dan good.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

shit

Owings is outdueling him right now

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lil' bit.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

just gotta stay positive

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i SOOOOOOOO BADLY WANNA RECYCLE OREX'S JOKE FROM EARLIER HERE.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa, sorry for the screaming there

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont wanna be positive

i wanna be negative.

thats good advice

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont wanna be positive

i wanna be negative.

thats good advice

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

We heard you the first time, fucker :)

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

some shit went bonkers on the google chrome

posting, posting, posting

half-post/full-post double post. thats rare!

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double negative.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double negative post!!!

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a plus.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn text poll

any predictions?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I missed it, what was it?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

best reds PH

Dickerson
Nix
Owings
McDonald

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Mc Donald HAVE a pinch hit?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I’ll with owings, 64%

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

In order

Owings
Nix
Dickerson
Arby’s roast beef sandwich.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

"People do lots of a crazy things. Like eat at Arby's."

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I can hold down Arby's, I can hold you down!

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, what'd I miss?

asplain, please

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I quoted a Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode, I don't know what Al was doing.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You didn't miss much.

It’s on the List of Things That Are Not Worse than McDonald.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

What is it with you and Arby’s sammiches today!?

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, Dickerson actually is losing this poll to Grimace right now

4% to 2%. These are the most baited questions ever, though.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's good to see that Slyde made it through an inning with us tonight...

Re-buliding up the tolerance level.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

he's the new JD

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Owings was pitching a no hitter also

now it can be said

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

There goes the Bat

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

hell yes

i likes double plays

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

and a no-hitter, if you hadn't heard

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

A no hitter also, I believe.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, a perfect game if you can believe that!

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cherry was HBP

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, forgot about that.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

They miss tHom.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

They can have him back

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I think we could do a lot worse.

In fact, we very often do.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm kidding

I don’t mind tHommy.

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wonderful.

I’m in support of bringing this over to other SBN sites any time this happens again.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome idea

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow just for being informative, they got snippy!

That is just like summer school! No Class!

I miss Fat Albert.

by orex121 on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tempted to do it again?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha

no more no-no

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

first hit of the night

suck it, snakepit

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

aflac

Owings and…Matt Williams?

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

And there's my answer

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

matt williams and finley

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

ooops

didnt luis hit 57 HR with them?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

good call

i know Owings is one of them though.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do they give Silver Sluggers for pitchers?

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the NL yes, AL no

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? REALLY?

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drew Rosenhaus once said

his favorite contract he ever did was getting a bonus clause in an AL pitcher’s deal that would earn him $30,000 if he won the silver slugger.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean Scott Boras?

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes sorry.

I meant Boras.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

they are basically the same person.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same thing.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NL_Silver_Slugger_winners_at_pitcher

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

reply'd

…and I was being facetious.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I was being an A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yaaaaaaaaaay.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell is this Sesame Street?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

2. 2 Runs.

Ah ah ah.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No ... it's Mr. Rogers mother sucker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11LPfVQXrjE

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's okay dude, we say fucker all the time here

At least I do I’m pretty sure.

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's been in 118 comments, only 9 of them were yours

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

I woulda guessed higher

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

While making this comment

I somehow transported back in time two threads. Weird.

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I’m just at work right now.
(Have no idea why that changes anything but it does.)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Owings is definately one

I am saying Gonzales for the other one

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luis Gonzalez and who?

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

its luis gonzales and micah

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

huuuuuuuuuge jump

close play at second.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Haren still has the shutout, though.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Votto's power to the opposite field is just plain retarded

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

like the Black Eyed Peas

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's probably out at GABP, right?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think so

The funny part is it was pretty high too.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

So sayeth tHom.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would have been at least a double.

Cux there’s nobody playing the outfield there right now.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey BP, how about you hit a fly ball to the outfield?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's get bloopy.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

SOB

move BP out of the 4 hole…

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

That first pitch to BP

Was that the same as the one he struck out on the last time up?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

bad pitch

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

woo hoo!

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

BEEP BEEP

rbi

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

BP !!

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Brandon lives to fight another two weeks hitting cleanup

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the shutout is over now.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Have some HAVOC.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

hey Slyde

BP says “suck it ya bitch”

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

welsh: "Best running Reds team in years"

Thom: “the most fun Reds team in years.”

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear

I am going to perfectly mimic BP’s “point to the sky” after doing something completely inconsequential one night in public.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Pay the check at Waffle House, point to the sky.

I would have died!

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT

I missed a golden opportunity. BTW my offer still stands at some point, I know for a fact I can do it.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont wanna know

i dont wanna know

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I once ate $30 of food at Waffle House

They were trying to get me to attempt it again but I knew it wasn’t the time. So I only ate $12-13 of food.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You knew it wasn't the time!?

I think the bigger problem was that nobody would put up the money! You wanted to eat a bunch of steak.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

ok. that’s almost more gross than my wild imagination had imagined.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That makes me want to spend $30 that much less.

Con somebody else into it.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we ever attend the same RR outing, I'll make sure this happens

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, why have we not made it to the same outing yet?

It’s like you and Madville don’t like me.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

crazy baserunning by BP

but it worked…

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

BPis motivated.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

BP keeps making the other team's defense look bad

Love it.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Goddam I love BP

Some stupid Havod right there.

by ken on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

it usually does

but not this time, imho

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, go back to your American Idol you lady

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It equaled a run

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

small sample size

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they win all the time 1-0

On a throwing error in the top of the first, it would be the funnest team to watch.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think tHom might work for the Reds....

Oh, and also because he’s a tool, he shared his father’s hatred for Dunn and Griffey

by timb116 on May 12, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Props to BP

the reds have the lead b/c of his aggressiveness on the basepaths.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

And the Reds have Rosales and Owings leading off the next inning

good times.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah because it worked so well the last time :)

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

We did that once already.

Hopefully it goes better this time.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love this no automatic outs lineup.

Like an AL team but with the pitcher hitting.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

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