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Game 33 Thread: Reds at Diamondbacks

Cincinnati Reds at Arizona Diamondbacks, May 12, 2009 9:40 PM EDT



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AVG OBP SLG
2009 - Micah Owings .333 .333 .778



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Dan Haren 3-3 1.84 0.86 51 9


Micah Owings is tied with Joey Votto as the player currently on the Reds with the highest OPS+.  He has two fewer career home runs than Willy Taveras in 2168 fewer career plate appearances.  His career batting line against the Diamondbacks is 1.000/1.000/2.000 - okay, so it's only in one at bat.  Oh, and he's pitching tonight. 

Owings will be facing his former team for the first time on the mound tonight after posting a career 14-17 record with a 4.97 ERA in a year and a half with the big league team in Arizona.  You know his motivation level is going to be high as I'm sure he wants to show the Dbacks what they gave up in that deal last August.  Hopefully he can harness that energy and turn it into a positive outcome for the Reds.  Plus, I'd kinda like to see him hit one out of the park too.

Dan Haren is an outstanding pitcher on a bad team.  If you think Aaron Harang feels bad, imagine how Haren feels.  He's started out the season 0-3, and after those 3 starts he had only surrendered 4 total runs.  He's allowed just 6 runs in his other 4 starts and his 51-to-9 K/BB ratio is phenomenal.  I fear Dan Haren.

Luckily, I don't have to face him.  And thankfully, perhaps, several in the Reds lineup have not faced him previously.  Those that have faced him are a combined 4 for 24 against him with 6 strikeouts and 1 walk.  Hopefully he's not prepared to handle the awesomeness of Jay Bruce and Adam Rosales.  Hopefully he won't see them coming.

Game time is 9:40 ET.  Get your drinking shoes on.  Thom is calling a D'backs game!

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I puked in my drinking shoes.

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you have about an hour and a half

to clean up those shoes….puking rally!!

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

all my shoes are drinking shoes

i am just indiscriminate like that

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fay Tweet

Gonzalez says he’s ready. Baker wants to wait till Friday. http://tinyurl.com/be4gm9 #reds

Apparently he’s available for a “double switch or something.” Dusty wants to give him plenty of time to get loose. Friday will be 11 days since Gonzalez last played.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

got some 312

urban wheat ale

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hoegaarden was on sale here

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did they get you with the high orange prices?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I drank two $7 Leinenkugels at Huntington Park.

So my buzz cost more than any of yours but it’s a genuine baseball park buzz so I win.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate these West Coast trips.

We should be in the third inning by now.

by jsl413 on May 12, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or a defender in MLS

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lineup

Willy Taveras cf
Jerry Hairston Jr. ss
Joey Votto 1b
Brandon Phillips 2b
Jay Bruce rf
Ramon Hernandez c
Laynce Nix lf
Adam Rosales 3b
Micah Owings p

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Janish still hurt from his relief appearance?

Or is Dusty just going with Cherry, who’s been hot lately?

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, Janish hasnt been hitting like Soupy Sales either

i think Dusty thinks Hairston is the backup SS and Janish is the utility infielder. he’s set his roles and he’s gonna stick to ’em.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just not infuriated

Because it happens to work out that everyone he’s been playing has been hitting really well lately.

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah

im not complaining, im just trying to figure out what Dusty is thinking.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I love this.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man that's great

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oooookkkk

I’m caught up on reading everything around here – Let’s get this damn game going.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can you give us a clue?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gore Verbinski can, apparently, in 2011

Ash is not happy about this.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know because I was there.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I-It-It--flame--flames . . . on the side of my face . . . breathing . . . breathle--heaving breaths . . .heaving

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He just lies around on his back all day...

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait.

I’m not caught up yet.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dan Haren doesn't care!

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's such a dick

(don’t tell him I said that. I’m afraid of him)

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joey Votto will tell him what's up.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Micah's pitching

im here. burnt yard and all…

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How did it end up looking?

Are the names of all my kids legible?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, thaaaaat's what you were pissing in the grass for...

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea what you're talking about

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

james Wong Howe ya doin', bitches.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Micah and Bronson are battling for suckiest starter for the Reds

And I am not that disappointed to have either on the team, although I am tempted to give Nick Masset another try at starting if Micah continues to struggle. Nick has been strong, and it would be nice to use Micah’s bat out of the bullpen where he could pinch hit and stay in the game to pitch.

by orex121 on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They would have been voted off on last year's suckiest starter competition already

it’s nice to know there has been some upgrade, even if it’s not with a lights out pitcher.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

and there is a good argument to be made that an average pitcher who is good in 2/3rds of his starts and bad in the other third is better than a consistent pitcher who is average in all of his starts.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FWIW

I’m feeling a quality start from Owings tonight. A Reds loss.. but still a QS from Owings.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

boooooooooo!

all those years following the Bobcat teams have left you sour, my man.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait. OU has teams and stuff?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

more "stuff" than teams

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Schmidt

Snoopy Graham

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bong Hill, Quad Night

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brainstomper.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pub Fish Bowl and Burrito Buggy

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I worked at the Burrito Buggy!

And other stuff.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what was the acoustic guitarists name

Steve something?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steve.

Just Steve.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That dude played guitar for OU drunks...

for at least twelve hours every week and never got so much as a handjob to show for it.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At one point Steve likely had girls in catsuits rolling around him.

Still.. no handjob.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

giddyup

this is the best Reds 8 and 9 hitters ive seen in……long time.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hairston takes one off the face?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cherry Havoc Jr. Time!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he was out

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Second leadoff man gets a hit!

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Common Joey

Wade Boggs one into left.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no chance at a GIBP here

good sign

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Also 2 outs...

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BP is 1fer6 with a HR against Haren.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tavares and Nix are a combines 3fer6 against him.

Everyone else…. nada.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

id go for a HIBP here

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently Jayson Werth stole 2nd, 3rd, and Home all in the same inning tonight

what’s with all these white guys stealing home?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

brett butler'd

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think you quite understand this whole subprime mortgage crisis thing

Or maybe you understand it better than anyone.

Except one person.

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a flailing K

didnt see that coming. #$%^&

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The cleanup hitter does his job by getting the third out

Way to go, BP

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

18 pitches. That’s better than nothing.

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you again following without tv or radio?

Is that how you roll most nights?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have Season 4 of the Office to keep me company

Although there’s about 1:30 left in the last episode, so…

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mmm..cookie mountain.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, BP

When the pitcher throws four balls, you can go to first without a hit.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

um...dude, he's a hitter

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah.

Forgot.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just looked at gameday

did the catcher have to run to the dugout to keep that last pitch from going in?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

kids dont swing at that pitch in wiffle ball

it misses the springy pitch back contraption set up as the strike zone

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He had to use a glove on the end of a stick.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Former Lacrosse star

He’s the Jim Brown of baseball.

by ken on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but that doesn't count.

For some reason.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Miguel Montero's middle name Mitsubishi?

cause he might be able to get an endorsement deal or something.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hi-Larious!

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As ya might imagine..

Felipe Lopez is the only Snake to have faced Micah.

1fer7 with 2Ks and 2BBs

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm...I wonder...

Is Justin Upton’s nickname “Girl”?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

might be BJ's nickname

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what she said.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, now I get it!

“Girl Upton? That doesn’t make any sense.”

by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought the same thing

but i thought maybe it was just something I missed…maybe had been said on here

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BJ Upton Girl

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck and yeah, Micah

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thom:

Luis Gonzales’ “magical” in 1999.

Magic. Huh.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, he used a magic potion and everything

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snakes were pwned that inning

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We're in trouble tonight

According to Gameday, every Reds player hates to face “Premium” and Haren’s out pitch is “Premium”.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Laynce Nix can't decide:

Loves to face premium
Hates to face premium

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take a guess.

How many “Chase Field” ABs does Ramon Hernandez have?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

64

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not bad.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, my bullshit guesses are close tonight

I’m gonna call the next Reds hit, you wait and see. Be back in a half hour.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Single by Hairston to LF, calling it right here

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

69

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even better.

72.

74 PAs.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoops.

84 PAs

.635 OPS

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no worries

Rosales and Owings due up next inning

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're in lurve.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure he's into dudes

but jch is pretty good a knocking people up

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hello fellers

How is everyone? I’m enjoying the last of the Yuengling (thanks Ash!) after a long day of interviews and knothole.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

cant knock anyone up at the old knothole

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not with the chicks that showed up tonight I can't.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the ad behind the plate is sponsored by jch

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome.

…almost time for another ’ling run.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

somehow i was left three

one is still in the fridge chillin. and two are on top of the cabinets, out of reach. break only in case of emergency.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I left them for you.

I’m not as mean as I pretend to be.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

West Coast trips wear me out

Hopefully we have a huge lead by 11:30, with Haren on the mound…..doubtful

by Dave from Louisville on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

strike three ?

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

a very liberal strike three

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

see below...

madville’d

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mo Egger is managing the Dbacks?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FVA called that earlier

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double.

To the wall.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

single to right center

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-3 nubber

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that wasn't a strike...

but the earlier one was.. so we’ll call it even

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cue the Spaz theme music

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So, the radio said someone got shot in Price Hill tonight ...

good to know that no matter where I go in life the neighbor hood never changes.
/West Side Roots

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shadowhare says.....

no gangs downtown, they’re in Colerain and Price Hill

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I, for one, love Shadowhare

I can’t wait for him to end up shot in the face.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My money's on multiple stab wounds to the abdomen

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, good call

Always better to gut a vigilante.

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard him say Price Hill

but I didn’t hear Colerain. I thought he said West End

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Colerain, Northgate and Price Hill says he

I was stunned he left out the real Cincy hot spots.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I heard Northgate

didn’t hear him talk about Colerain.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Price Hill? And you're surprised?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Born and raised in Price Hill ...

not surprised, just enjoying the fact that no matter where I move to or how my life changes I can rely on my mother calling me random mornings and mentioning someone getting shot.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I live on the West Side myself

But the good part of the West Side, over by Ron’s Roost. Go 2 miles South or West though and things get interesting.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Bridgetown?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty much

I pay Green Township taxes and live between Ron’s Roost and Wild Mike’s.

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Oak Hills territory right?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

I can hit Bridgetown middle school with a rock from my cul-de-sac.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh ...

is that Steak and Shake still there? I used to eat there all the time in high school.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

I stopped there once on the walk home from The Wheel. Sadly The Wheel is no longer with us.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you do, I bet.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

train em young

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would ...

I always got stuck driving past there when they were letting school out. Should have gotten a ticket due to going like 40 in that 20 mph zone.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"with a rock from my cul-de-sac"

/jch sex joke

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hear teen pregnancy is up at the Bridgetown Middle School

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If that's true other 'things' are up at BMS too ...

if you know what I mean.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ding ding

home of the other half of my kin

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wonder if he runs back to the dugout

After a strikeout. Like that one.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he skips to the lou my darling back to the dugout after k's

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shot in the dark..

Anybody heard anyhting off the new Steve Earle album?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Haren seems pretty tough tonight.

He has a no hitter, you know.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A no hitter you say?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who has a no hitter?

we should talk about this!

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A no hitter is when a pitcher, like Dan Haren...

Does not allow any hits to the opposing side.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn. Haren is good.

Dan good.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shit

Owings is outdueling him right now

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lil' bit.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just gotta stay positive

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i SOOOOOOOO BADLY WANNA RECYCLE OREX'S JOKE FROM EARLIER HERE.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa, sorry for the screaming there

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont wanna be positive

i wanna be negative.

thats good advice

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont wanna be positive

i wanna be negative.

thats good advice

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We heard you the first time, fucker :)

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

some shit went bonkers on the google chrome

posting, posting, posting

half-post/full-post double post. thats rare!

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double negative.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double negative post!!!

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a plus.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn text poll

any predictions?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I missed it, what was it?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

best reds PH

Dickerson
Nix
Owings
McDonald

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Does Mc Donald HAVE a pinch hit?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

I’ll with owings, 64%

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In order

Owings
Nix
Dickerson
Arby’s roast beef sandwich.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"People do lots of a crazy things. Like eat at Arby's."

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I can hold down Arby's, I can hold you down!

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok, what'd I miss?

asplain, please

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I quoted a Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode, I don't know what Al was doing.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You didn't miss much.

It’s on the List of Things That Are Not Worse than McDonald.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

What is it with you and Arby’s sammiches today!?

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, Dickerson actually is losing this poll to Grimace right now

4% to 2%. These are the most baited questions ever, though.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's good to see that Slyde made it through an inning with us tonight...

Re-buliding up the tolerance level.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's the new JD

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Owings is standing up punch for punch with Haren

me likes

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Owings was pitching a no hitter also

now it can be said

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There goes the Bat

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hell yes

i likes double plays

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and a no-hitter, if you hadn't heard

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A no hitter also, I believe.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, a perfect game if you can believe that!

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cherry was HBP

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup, forgot about that.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haren does it because he loves him.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They miss tHom.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They can have him back

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

I think we could do a lot worse.

In fact, we very often do.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm kidding

I don’t mind tHommy.

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wonderful.

I’m in support of bringing this over to other SBN sites any time this happens again.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome idea

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow just for being informative, they got snippy!

That is just like summer school! No Class!

I miss Fat Albert.

by orex121 on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tempted to do it again?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha ha

no more no-no

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

first hit of the night

suck it, snakepit

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

aflac

Owings and…Matt Williams?

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And there's my answer

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

matt williams and finley

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ooops

didnt luis hit 57 HR with them?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good call

i know Owings is one of them though.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do they give Silver Sluggers for pitchers?

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they give them Gold Gloves too

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the NL yes, AL no

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really? REALLY?

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drew Rosenhaus once said

his favorite contract he ever did was getting a bonus clause in an AL pitcher’s deal that would earn him $30,000 if he won the silver slugger.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you mean Scott Boras?

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes sorry.

I meant Boras.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

they are basically the same person.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same thing.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NL_Silver_Slugger_winners_at_pitcher

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

reply'd

…and I was being facetious.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I was being an A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yaaaaaaaaaay.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the hell is this Sesame Street?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2. 2 Runs.

Ah ah ah.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No ... it's Mr. Rogers mother sucker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11LPfVQXrjE

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's okay dude, we say fucker all the time here

At least I do I’m pretty sure.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's been in 118 comments, only 9 of them were yours

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

I woulda guessed higher

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

While making this comment

I somehow transported back in time two threads. Weird.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

I’m just at work right now.
(Have no idea why that changes anything but it does.)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Owings is definately one

I am saying Gonzales for the other one

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luis Gonzalez and who?

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

its luis gonzales and micah

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

huuuuuuuuuge jump

close play at second.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cherry is rocking this shit

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Haren still has the shutout, though.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Votto's power to the opposite field is just plain retarded

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

like the Black Eyed Peas

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's probably out at GABP, right?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I think so

The funny part is it was pretty high too.

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So sayeth tHom.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would have been at least a double.

Cux there’s nobody playing the outfield there right now.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey BP, how about you hit a fly ball to the outfield?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's get bloopy.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Votto is one of the best hitters i have ever seen

let’s hope he keeps it up over the next 10 years

by Dave from Louisville on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SOB

move BP out of the 4 hole…

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That first pitch to BP

Was that the same as the one he struck out on the last time up?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bad pitch

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

woo hoo!

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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Actually, that was the quintessential BP at bat

Swing at a terrible pitch, somehow make contact later on.

by ken on May 12, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs