Game 33 Thread: Reds at Diamondbacks
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 8:00 PM EDT
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Cincinnati Reds at Arizona Diamondbacks, May 12, 2009 9:40 PM EDT
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Micah Owings is tied with Joey Votto as the player currently on the Reds with the highest OPS+. He has two fewer career home runs than Willy Taveras in 2168 fewer career plate appearances. His career batting line against the Diamondbacks is 1.000/1.000/2.000 - okay, so it's only in one at bat. Oh, and he's pitching tonight.
Owings will be facing his former team for the first time on the mound tonight after posting a career 14-17 record with a 4.97 ERA in a year and a half with the big league team in Arizona. You know his motivation level is going to be high as I'm sure he wants to show the Dbacks what they gave up in that deal last August. Hopefully he can harness that energy and turn it into a positive outcome for the Reds. Plus, I'd kinda like to see him hit one out of the park too.
Dan Haren is an outstanding pitcher on a bad team. If you think Aaron Harang feels bad, imagine how Haren feels. He's started out the season 0-3, and after those 3 starts he had only surrendered 4 total runs. He's allowed just 6 runs in his other 4 starts and his 51-to-9 K/BB ratio is phenomenal. I fear Dan Haren.
Luckily, I don't have to face him. And thankfully, perhaps, several in the Reds lineup have not faced him previously. Those that have faced him are a combined 4 for 24 against him with 6 strikeouts and 1 walk. Hopefully he's not prepared to handle the awesomeness of Jay Bruce and Adam Rosales. Hopefully he won't see them coming.
Game time is 9:40 ET. Get your drinking shoes on. Thom is calling a D'backs game!
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First!
I puked in my drinking shoes.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you have about an hour and a half
to clean up those shoes….puking rally!!
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
all my shoes are drinking shoes
i am just indiscriminate like that
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 12, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fay Tweet
Gonzalez says he’s ready. Baker wants to wait till Friday. http://tinyurl.com/be4gm9 #reds
Apparently he’s available for a “double switch or something.” Dusty wants to give him plenty of time to get loose. Friday will be 11 days since Gonzalez last played.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
got some 312
urban wheat ale
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
beats a 211
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 12, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hoegaarden was on sale here
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did they get you with the high orange prices?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 12, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That reminds me of my favorite band
Sungarden.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I drank two $7 Leinenkugels at Huntington Park.
So my buzz cost more than any of yours but it’s a genuine baseball park buzz so I win.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate these West Coast trips.
We should be in the third inning by now.
by jsl413 on May 12, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chase Field sounds like the name of a guy who would be friends with a guy named Thom
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Or a defender in MLS
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lineup
Willy Taveras cf
Jerry Hairston Jr. ss
Joey Votto 1b
Brandon Phillips 2b
Jay Bruce rf
Ramon Hernandez c
Laynce Nix lf
Adam Rosales 3b
Micah Owings p
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Janish still hurt from his relief appearance?
Or is Dusty just going with Cherry, who’s been hot lately?
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, Janish hasnt been hitting like Soupy Sales either
i think Dusty thinks Hairston is the backup SS and Janish is the utility infielder. he’s set his roles and he’s gonna stick to ’em.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just not infuriated
Because it happens to work out that everyone he’s been playing has been hitting really well lately.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah
im not complaining, im just trying to figure out what Dusty is thinking.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I love this.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man that's great
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooookkkk
I’m caught up on reading everything around here – Let’s get this damn game going.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You all received a letter instructing you to be here on this night, and further instructing you only to answer to an alias that was provided
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you give us a clue?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gore Verbinski can, apparently, in 2011
Ash is not happy about this.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know because I was there.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I-It-It--flame--flames . . . on the side of my face . . . breathing . . . breathle--heaving breaths . . .heaving
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He just lies around on his back all day...
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait.
I’m not caught up yet.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dan Haren doesn't care!
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's such a dick
(don’t tell him I said that. I’m afraid of him)
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joey Votto will tell him what's up.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Micah's pitching
im here. burnt yard and all…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How did it end up looking?
Are the names of all my kids legible?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, thaaaaat's what you were pissing in the grass for...
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what you're talking about
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
james Wong Howe ya doin', bitches.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Micah and Bronson are battling for suckiest starter for the Reds
And I am not that disappointed to have either on the team, although I am tempted to give Nick Masset another try at starting if Micah continues to struggle. Nick has been strong, and it would be nice to use Micah’s bat out of the bullpen where he could pinch hit and stay in the game to pitch.
by orex121 on May 12, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They would have been voted off on last year's suckiest starter competition already
it’s nice to know there has been some upgrade, even if it’s not with a lights out pitcher.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally agreed. And Bronson is realistically a fourth starter as far as depth.
And he is more than serviceable as a 4.
by orex121 on May 12, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
and there is a good argument to be made that an average pitcher who is good in 2/3rds of his starts and bad in the other third is better than a consistent pitcher who is average in all of his starts.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
I’m feeling a quality start from Owings tonight. A Reds loss.. but still a QS from Owings.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
boooooooooo!
all those years following the Bobcat teams have left you sour, my man.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait. OU has teams and stuff?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
more "stuff" than teams
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Schmidt
Snoopy Graham
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bong Hill, Quad Night
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brainstomper.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pub Fish Bowl and Burrito Buggy
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I worked at the Burrito Buggy!
And other stuff.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what was the acoustic guitarists name
Steve something?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve.
Just Steve.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That dude played guitar for OU drunks...
for at least twelve hours every week and never got so much as a handjob to show for it.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the good bands
were at Kent State.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At one point Steve likely had girls in catsuits rolling around him.
Still.. no handjob.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
giddyup
this is the best Reds 8 and 9 hitters ive seen in……long time.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hairston takes one off the face?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cherry Havoc Jr. Time!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he was out
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Common Joey
Wade Boggs one into left.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no chance at a GIBP here
good sign
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also 2 outs...
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BP is 1fer6 with a HR against Haren.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tavares and Nix are a combines 3fer6 against him.
Everyone else…. nada.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
id go for a HIBP here
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Jayson Werth stole 2nd, 3rd, and Home all in the same inning tonight
what’s with all these white guys stealing home?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
brett butler'd
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think you quite understand this whole subprime mortgage crisis thing
Or maybe you understand it better than anyone.
Except one person.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a flailing K
didnt see that coming. #$%^&
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The cleanup hitter does his job by getting the third out
Way to go, BP
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well
18 pitches. That’s better than nothing.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you again following without tv or radio?
Is that how you roll most nights?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have Season 4 of the Office to keep me company
Although there’s about 1:30 left in the last episode, so…
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's what he rolls while tuning into TV on the Radio
by ken on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmm..cookie mountain.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, BP
When the pitcher throws four balls, you can go to first without a hit.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
um...dude, he's a hitter
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah.
Forgot.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just looked at gameday
did the catcher have to run to the dugout to keep that last pitch from going in?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
kids dont swing at that pitch in wiffle ball
it misses the springy pitch back contraption set up as the strike zone
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He had to use a glove on the end of a stick.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Former Lacrosse star
He’s the Jim Brown of baseball.
by ken on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but that doesn't count.
For some reason.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Miguel Montero's middle name Mitsubishi?
cause he might be able to get an endorsement deal or something.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah he flips over rounding corners too fast
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hi-Larious!
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As ya might imagine..
Felipe Lopez is the only Snake to have faced Micah.
1fer7 with 2Ks and 2BBs
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm...I wonder...
Is Justin Upton’s nickname “Girl”?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
might be BJ's nickname
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, now I get it!
“Girl Upton? That doesn’t make any sense.”
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought the same thing
but i thought maybe it was just something I missed…maybe had been said on here
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BJ Upton Girl
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck and yeah, Micah
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thom:
Luis Gonzales’ “magical” in 1999.
Magic. Huh.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yes, he used a magic potion and everything
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you consider magic comes in needles and is stuck in the ass..
And I am not making a Laker joke here.
by orex121 on May 12, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Snakes were pwned that inning
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We're in trouble tonight
According to Gameday, every Reds player hates to face “Premium” and Haren’s out pitch is “Premium”.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Laynce Nix can't decide:
Loves to face premium
Hates to face premium
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take a guess.
How many “Chase Field” ABs does Ramon Hernandez have?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
64
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not bad.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, my bullshit guesses are close tonight
I’m gonna call the next Reds hit, you wait and see. Be back in a half hour.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Single by Hairston to LF, calling it right here
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
69
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even better.
72.
74 PAs.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoops.
84 PAs
.635 OPS
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
After flashing that stat, Reds need to do some damage to knock Johnny up in the ERA standings
by Dave from Louisville on May 12, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no worries
Rosales and Owings due up next inning
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're in lurve.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure he's into dudes
but jch is pretty good a knocking people up
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 12, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello fellers
How is everyone? I’m enjoying the last of the Yuengling (thanks Ash!) after a long day of interviews and knothole.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
cant knock anyone up at the old knothole
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not with the chicks that showed up tonight I can't.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the ad behind the plate is sponsored by jch
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome.
…almost time for another ’ling run.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
somehow i was left three
one is still in the fridge chillin. and two are on top of the cabinets, out of reach. break only in case of emergency.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I left them for you.
I’m not as mean as I pretend to be.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
West Coast trips wear me out
Hopefully we have a huge lead by 11:30, with Haren on the mound…..doubtful
by Dave from Louisville on May 12, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
strike three ?
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
a very liberal strike three
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
see below...
madville’d
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mo Egger is managing the Dbacks?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FVA called that earlier
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double.
To the wall.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine I will settle this
triple to the corner
by orex121 on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
single to right center
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2-3 nubber
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that wasn't a strike...
but the earlier one was.. so we’ll call it even
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Are they at least making him throw lots of pitches?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cue the Spaz theme music
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So, the radio said someone got shot in Price Hill tonight ...
good to know that no matter where I go in life the neighbor hood never changes.
/West Side Roots
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shadowhare says.....
no gangs downtown, they’re in Colerain and Price Hill
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, for one, love Shadowhare
I can’t wait for him to end up shot in the face.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My money's on multiple stab wounds to the abdomen
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, good call
Always better to gut a vigilante.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard him say Price Hill
but I didn’t hear Colerain. I thought he said West End
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Colerain, Northgate and Price Hill says he
I was stunned he left out the real Cincy hot spots.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I heard Northgate
didn’t hear him talk about Colerain.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Price Hill? And you're surprised?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Born and raised in Price Hill ...
not surprised, just enjoying the fact that no matter where I move to or how my life changes I can rely on my mother calling me random mornings and mentioning someone getting shot.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I live on the West Side myself
But the good part of the West Side, over by Ron’s Roost. Go 2 miles South or West though and things get interesting.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Bridgetown?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much
I pay Green Township taxes and live between Ron’s Roost and Wild Mike’s.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Oak Hills territory right?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
I can hit Bridgetown middle school with a rock from my cul-de-sac.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh ...
is that Steak and Shake still there? I used to eat there all the time in high school.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you do, I bet.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
train em young
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would ...
I always got stuck driving past there when they were letting school out. Should have gotten a ticket due to going like 40 in that 20 mph zone.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"with a rock from my cul-de-sac"
/jch sex joke
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear teen pregnancy is up at the Bridgetown Middle School
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that's true other 'things' are up at BMS too ...
if you know what I mean.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why doesn't Rosales run his foul flies to the right side out?
Is he getting lazy?
by timb116 on May 12, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wonder if he runs back to the dugout
After a strikeout. Like that one.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he skips to the lou my darling back to the dugout after k's
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shot in the dark..
Anybody heard anyhting off the new Steve Earle album?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Haren seems pretty tough tonight.
He has a no hitter, you know.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A no hitter you say?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who has a no hitter?
we should talk about this!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A no hitter is when a pitcher, like Dan Haren...
Does not allow any hits to the opposing side.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn. Haren is good.
Dan good.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
shit
Owings is outdueling him right now
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lil' bit.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just gotta stay positive
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i SOOOOOOOO BADLY WANNA RECYCLE OREX'S JOKE FROM EARLIER HERE.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoa, sorry for the screaming there
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont wanna be positive
i wanna be negative.
thats good advice
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont wanna be positive
i wanna be negative.
thats good advice
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We heard you the first time, fucker :)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
some shit went bonkers on the google chrome
posting, posting, posting
half-post/full-post double post. thats rare!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double negative.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double negative post!!!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a plus.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn text poll
any predictions?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I missed it, what was it?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
best reds PH
Dickerson
Nix
Owings
McDonald
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Mc Donald HAVE a pinch hit?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In order
Owings
Nix
Dickerson
Arby’s roast beef sandwich.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"People do lots of a crazy things. Like eat at Arby's."
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I can hold down Arby's, I can hold you down!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok, what'd I miss?
asplain, please
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I quoted a Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode, I don't know what Al was doing.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn't miss much.
It’s on the List of Things That Are Not Worse than McDonald.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, Dickerson actually is losing this poll to Grimace right now
4% to 2%. These are the most baited questions ever, though.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's good to see that Slyde made it through an inning with us tonight...
Re-buliding up the tolerance level.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he's the new JD
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Owings is standing up punch for punch with Haren
me likes
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Owings was pitching a no hitter also
now it can be said
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There goes the Bat
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hell yes
i likes double plays
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and a no-hitter, if you hadn't heard
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A no hitter also, I believe.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, a perfect game if you can believe that!
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cherry was HBP
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, forgot about that.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's good at explaining away the bruises
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haren does it because he loves him.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mentioned it over at the Snakepit
They got snippy.
by Brendanukkah on May 12, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They miss tHom.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They can have him back
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
I think we could do a lot worse.
In fact, we very often do.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm kidding
I don’t mind tHommy.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonderful.
I’m in support of bringing this over to other SBN sites any time this happens again.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome idea
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow just for being informative, they got snippy!
That is just like summer school! No Class!
I miss Fat Albert.
by orex121 on May 12, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tempted to do it again?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha ha
no more no-no
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
first hit of the night
suck it, snakepit
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
aflac
Owings and…Matt Williams?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And there's my answer
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by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
matt williams and finley
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ooops
didnt luis hit 57 HR with them?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good call
i know Owings is one of them though.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do they give Silver Sluggers for pitchers?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they give them Gold Gloves too
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the NL yes, AL no
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really? REALLY?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drew Rosenhaus once said
his favorite contract he ever did was getting a bonus clause in an AL pitcher’s deal that would earn him $30,000 if he won the silver slugger.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean Scott Boras?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes sorry.
I meant Boras.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
they are basically the same person.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same thing.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NL_Silver_Slugger_winners_at_pitcher
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
reply'd
…and I was being facetious.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I was being an A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yaaaaaaaaaay.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is this Sesame Street?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2. 2 Runs.
Ah ah ah.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No ... it's Mr. Rogers mother sucker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11LPfVQXrjE
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's okay dude, we say fucker all the time here
At least I do I’m pretty sure.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's been in 118 comments, only 9 of them were yours
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
I woulda guessed higher
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
While making this comment
I somehow transported back in time two threads. Weird.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
I’m just at work right now.
(Have no idea why that changes anything but it does.)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 12, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Owings is definately one
I am saying Gonzales for the other one
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luis Gonzalez and who?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
its luis gonzales and micah
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 12, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
huuuuuuuuuge jump
close play at second.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cherry is rocking this shit
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Haren still has the shutout, though.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Votto's power to the opposite field is just plain retarded
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
like the Black Eyed Peas
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's probably out at GABP, right?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I think so
The funny part is it was pretty high too.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So sayeth tHom.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would have been at least a double.
Cux there’s nobody playing the outfield there right now.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey BP, how about you hit a fly ball to the outfield?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's get bloopy.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Votto is one of the best hitters i have ever seen
let’s hope he keeps it up over the next 10 years
by Dave from Louisville on May 12, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SOB
move BP out of the 4 hole…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That first pitch to BP
Was that the same as the one he struck out on the last time up?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
bad pitch
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
woo hoo!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That is a sexy at bat there.
very unlike BP.
by orex121 on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually, that was the quintessential BP at bat
Swing at a terrible pitch, somehow make contact later on.
by ken on May 12, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BEEP BEEP
rbi
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Brandon lives to fight another two weeks hitting cleanup
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the shutout is over now.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Have some HAVOC.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey Slyde
BP says “suck it ya bitch”
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
welsh: "Best running Reds team in years"
Thom: “the most fun Reds team in years.”
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I swear
I am going to perfectly mimic BP’s “point to the sky” after doing something completely inconsequential one night in public.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pay the check at Waffle House, point to the sky.
I would have died!
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMNIT
I missed a golden opportunity. BTW my offer still stands at some point, I know for a fact I can do it.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont wanna know
i dont wanna know
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once ate $30 of food at Waffle House
They were trying to get me to attempt it again but I knew it wasn’t the time. So I only ate $12-13 of food.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You knew it wasn't the time!?
I think the bigger problem was that nobody would put up the money! You wanted to eat a bunch of steak.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh
ok. that’s almost more gross than my wild imagination had imagined.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes me want to spend $30 that much less.
Con somebody else into it.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we ever attend the same RR outing, I'll make sure this happens
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, why have we not made it to the same outing yet?
It’s like you and Madville don’t like me.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
crazy baserunning by BP
but it worked…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BPis motivated.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BP keeps making the other team's defense look bad
Love it.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddam I love BP
Some stupid Havod right there.
by ken on May 12, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just because he was safe doesn't mean it was a good play
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 12, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah it does
that was fucking awesome
by Dave from Louisville on May 12, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it usually does
but not this time, imho
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, go back to your American Idol you lady
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear ya
But with one out, that was the time to do it.
by ken on May 12, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It equaled a run
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thom says this is the funnest team to watch the Reds have had in a long time
whuddaya think?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
small sample size
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is funnest a word ??
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 12, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they win all the time 1-0
On a throwing error in the top of the first, it would be the funnest team to watch.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think tHom might work for the Reds....
Oh, and also because he’s a tool, he shared his father’s hatred for Dunn and Griffey
by timb116 on May 12, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're definitely not waiting around for the three run homer.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 12, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Props to BP
the reds have the lead b/c of his aggressiveness on the basepaths.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And the Reds have Rosales and Owings leading off the next inning
good times.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 12, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah because it worked so well the last time :)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 12, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We did that once already.
Hopefully it goes better this time.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 12, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love this no automatic outs lineup.
Like an AL team but with the pitcher hitting.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 12, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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