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Around SBN: Raiders' GM Begins The Purge

Game 32, Thread 2: Bustin' Cherry Hudson!

Reds Offense: Jon Garland, you a bitch.

Jon Garland: Yeah, I know.

Thom: [gurgle]

 

Reds up, 4-0 in the middle of the third.

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HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 11, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

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HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 11, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

we heard you the first time

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 11, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

already called myself out on it

i f’d up

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 11, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i was tickled shitless that I got to be first for once

I for some reason posted twice….like a tardbomb

just another sign of my RR retardidty

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 11, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 11, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

i know Bronson is loving this umpire

all his ridiculous breaking balls are getting called strikes

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 11, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

S'oK Young cannot hit

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 11, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Nix'd

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton

first D-back to swing at the first pitch!!!!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 11, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, poop

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

4-2 ain't the end of the world.

Start walking Upton every PA and we’ll be fine.

by chesirecat on May 11, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a bad idea

but don’t throw the 88 mph straight as an arrow “fast” ball at belt level.* Lukewarm, pecker high.

  • should be noted there is no possible I would EVER be able to hit that pitch period.

by timb116 on May 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking A

I said hit him you fucking moron Bronson

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 11, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

That poll is hilarious

Willy Taveras’ hitting streak will be the longest?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

All in favor of dealing Arroyo

Say ‘aye’. If not, explain yourself.

by jsl413 on May 11, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

nay

league average pitchers are hard to find, and we dont have the depth to cover if we deal him.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maloney, Thompson, Bailey, Masset

Maybe I’m crazy. I’m probably crazy.

by jsl413 on May 11, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put it this way

He should not be a starter on this team. He’s doing incredibly valuable work in the bullpen right now. It’s sort of like the people who wanted Affeldt to be a starter last year. Just bad idea jeans.

by Brendanukkah on May 11, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

But someone below this post rightfully pointed out that Arroyo is way overpaid.

by jsl413 on May 11, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd love for one of them to turn out to be league average or better

but right now, i only have confidence in Homer to do that. and probably not this year.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

oy vey

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goldilocks has to actually pitch decent for a month.

by that point, we ‘ll have a better idea if we’re in this sumbitch or not. If we are, TRADE!

by chesirecat on May 11, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

hes fine as a #4 starter. even if our AAA guys work out, owings may not over the long run. And any of our top 3 could get injured. Be a shame to give up pitching depth.

by cokane on May 11, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont think so

he’s league average, so he would be a 2-3 on most other teams. and he’s paid about what he should make. im fine with his contract.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, Kyle Loshe signed for 10 million last year

League average starters cost you 10 million on the open market

by timb116 on May 11, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno about that.

They think Duncan is a miracle worker. One of my best friends is a Cards fan, and he has a mancrush on Lohse.

by jsl413 on May 11, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he's been really good for them, on what was essentially a flyer

Not unlike picking up, say, Bronson Arroyo. But no one should be relying on Kyle Lohse for that many wins. If he gives them to you, it’s just gravy.

by Brendanukkah on May 11, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

a league average starter is worth about 10 mil per. check it out. he’s been worth about 36 mil since we traded for him. i’ll take that any day of the week.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

aint my numbers

all i do is know FanGraphs. i want them to raise my children.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it's a sunk cost

If he’s an above average starter, like he has been, it’s not a bad deal. If that’s our fourth best starter then bully for our rotation.

by ken on May 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree that depth is good.

But so is a LF bat? Like I said, I’m probably crazy. I haven’t felt safe with Arroyo since we acquired him.

by jsl413 on May 11, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hes done tremendous work for the team

since hes been here. he’s got crappy starts, but meh, his value to the team over the past few years has been enormous.

by cokane on May 11, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think of it this way

You could still have Wily Mo Pena on this team. Don’t you feel better now?

by Brendanukkah on May 11, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a good night for Rosie Red

Even THom is busting balls.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I know him not

Who do you speak of?
Never heard of him…

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 11, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

that will get overturned

too fishy to stand

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 11, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i say nay

bailey isnt exactly lighting shit up

and arroyo just had that one really shit start last time out

and that one last year in canada

other than that, he is an average level MLB pitcher

those are not easy to find

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 11, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah i hit the wrong button...my bad

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 11, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what happens when you mix Everclear with Kool-Aid

by ol Pete on May 11, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is all my fault

I’ll have Rosales shot in the deep of night and his body dragged into the mountains for the Pumas to eat

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 11, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooh ooh I know this Aflac

What former Red hit an inside the parker in AZ in ’06?

by ken on May 11, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

Hint: he’s playing in this game.

by ken on May 11, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was no hint

it was a giveaway

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 11, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there was no easy way to drop the hint

Video link to the ITPHR here. Guess who was playing CF for Arizona? Hint: Eric Byrnes.

by ken on May 11, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like something I could buy in the "As Seen On TV" store

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thoughts of a comeback were just nixed.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

IXNAY ON THE ASEBALLAY

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 11, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude was forever hurt and when he wasn’t he was striking out abundantly. Curses to the Y man.

by ol Pete on May 11, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Run like a little leaguer, Rosie

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on now

Can’t diss the kid when he goes deep

by chesirecat on May 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure I can

Screw him. :)

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

concurred

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 11, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Rosales as a fill in

As long as he fields decently. But I hate that he sprints the bases on home runs, I hate the need of people in Cincinnati to find the next Pete Rose, and anyone who thinks Rosales is better than EdE (hi Ash!) is retarded.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like you read my mind

he’s a utility INF who can even play first. His running those HR’s out is bush, Pete Rose was a fine ball player but a huge dick, whose shadow runs valuable players out of town, and Rosales could be Edwin’s caddy, but they do not belong on the same field

by timb116 on May 11, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He embodies the complete opposite of "act like you've been there before"

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 11, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOOHA!

TWO TIMES MONDAY

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

man i was geeking off BP's face

he was like OMG

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

BIZARRO

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, how crazy is this team...

if you would have told me in spring training that Laynce Nix and Adam Rosales would both be starters in May, and hit back to back home runs in a game in Arizona, I’d have called you crazy. I love baseball.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 11, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's funny.

I thought I was gonna take it upon myself to be the only Reds fan rooting for Ramon. Meanwhile, Willy is winning people over. Rosales has won the hearts of those who love the scrap. And Nix is teh shit.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 11, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

As i just said

Rosy my man…you the fucking MAN

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 11, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 11, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Amazing people whine about Rosales defense

When EE’s just is as bad. At least we have some offense from the position now unlike before.

by Johnnypronto on May 11, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, that was the point

Rosie can’t field any better than Edwin and can’t hit better than him. Just like the last time, let me ask you: Edwin hit 26 in the majors last year. When has Rosales EVER hit 26 homers at ANY level (hint: never). So if the banjo hitter can’t flash the leather, then send him down when the actual hitter is healthy

by timb116 on May 11, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree

Rosales has looked terrible at third, fielding and throwing. Edwin at least fielded respectibly.

And if you’d rather have Rosales hit in the lineup over a healthy Edwin, we’ll just have to agree to disagree.

by ken on May 11, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You will

he’s not johnny’s favorite

by timb116 on May 11, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's not Ed's glove that's the trouble!

It’s the souvenirs he tosses into the seats behind first…..oh, and that he’s “sullen” and doesn’t hustle….and one other reason, but Slyde asked me not to mention it

by timb116 on May 11, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait till he passes out.

by ol Pete on May 11, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor DBacks fans...

They must think they’re facing the Big Red Machine the way we’re hitting tonight.

by jsl413 on May 11, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I really think we may have something in

Nix. I choose to ignore the 3 walks in 50 plate appearances and focus on the isolated slugging

by timb116 on May 11, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish he had a 454

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes...but he's no micah Owings

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 11, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I lurv Joey Votto

Night, Jon Boy.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm surprised that Garland in still out there

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 11, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

old man'd

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

hahahaha

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn!

All of a sudden we’re beating the hell out of teams. This is fun! For the first time in years, really fun!

by chesirecat on May 11, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Votto is becoming Hal v2

I would like something more like a “idealized”(when he first came up) Sean Casey

by Johnnypronto on May 11, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

"Hal won a World Series ring right here in '90"

/Thom’d

And I think Votto can help us do the same.

by Brendanukkah on May 11, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 11, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

shut the fuck up

you just do this negativity bullshit to get a rise out of people. cut the bullshit out.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

dont tell me to cool out!

i cant stand this constant baiting. it’s like Brendan’s high school bedroom when Pronto comes ’round.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Excuse me Miss, does this look infected to you? No? Wanna go to prom?"

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

why not just ban him, then?

I doubt there would be many tears shed.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 11, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

because this isnt the American judicial system

we give people more than 3 strikes before we lock them up and throw away the key.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's had

about 228.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he's directly connected to the Fay blog and Hal's blog

where else would we get the opinion about the kind of people who listen to WLW and know about hustle and who gives autographs and who hustles. We need pronto for the trailer park perspective

by timb116 on May 11, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easy

I don’t think it helps the discourse to label certain views as trailer park.

by ken on May 11, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that's the answer

As far as I’ve seen he hasn’t been disrespectful of anyone. Always nice to have some theatre.

by ken on May 11, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a little like Jose Canseco

He’s obnoxious as shit, and leaves stains when he sits down, but he was kinda sorta right about Homer Bailey last year.

by Brendanukkah on May 11, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pronto, tell us about that time with Madonna!

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Casey sure could hit

But he’ll not be remembered the way that Votto will be – as a fucking STUD

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 11, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Most projected Casey to be a 320 25-30hr 100rbi guy

and maybe some years better. Sadly, he never reached it.

by Johnnypronto on May 11, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno about that, homeboy

But I do think he ends up with 120 this year as long as Wee Willy keeps finding his way on base.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a difference between projected and hoped

Anyone who expected Casey to hit that year after year was out of their mind. That’s a Griffey Jr. projection.

by ken on May 11, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Leo Rosales sprint out to the mound for the D-Backs?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 11, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 11, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that Adam's brother?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 11, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The people on your 40 man roster can be called up to the 25 man roster at any time

If someone comes up to the big leagues, and is not on the 40 man, then someone who is on the 40 man has to be taken off it, either by trade or DFA. After September 1, the major league rosters expand from 25 to 40, and you can bring up the rest of the players to get some experience, or help you with a stretch run.

by Brendanukkah on May 11, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

just 25. the other 15 are in the minors – mostly AAA.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 11, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a lot of players.

Hopefully I have a reason to watch this September.

by jsl413 on May 11, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont think they take all 40

they usually pick and choose a few extra dudes and go with 30 or so.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

Most teams don’t have 40 guys traveling with the team, even when rosters expand. It costs money, because you have to pay and feed them all. So even the Yankees usually don’t bring up everyone.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 11, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

They could

But they never do. Not least because there’s usually not enough room.

The Yankees called up all the kids one year “unofficially.” Just wanted them to see what it was like in the big leagues. They had to do warm up stretches in shifts.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 11, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good news, then!

There’s lots of room in the new stadium! Plenty of space for extra bodies.

by Brendanukkah on May 11, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

not really

The field is supposedly the same size. (Though some are claiming it’s not – hence the homeruns flying out.) It was the field there wasn’t enough room on.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 11, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

Yonder Alonso is on the 40-man, but playing in the minors. As are most of the other players who are on the 40-man but not on the active roster.

Sometimes injured players (on the 15-day DL) travel with the team. They’re on the 40-man but not on the active roster.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 11, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right.

I was just wondering if they all travel after Sept 1.

by jsl413 on May 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

They don’t call up everyone.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 11, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green'd for the funnay

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna tell you

But screw it. :)

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wilson Pickett!!

Welsh definitely reads RR!

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Who loves Joey Votto!?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 11, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

i wear short shorts!!

i mean, love Joey Votto!!

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

We wear short shorts!

And I admitted my lurv for Joey a while ago.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The replay shows

That wasn’t Byrnes’ fault on the inside-the-park HR. It took the “Ichiro in the AS game” bounce.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Jay

You’ve got a hitting streak to prolong.

by Brendanukkah on May 11, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

When tHom is pimping for King's Island and goes on and on about

the new roller coaster (the Diamondback) do we have to drink?

by timb116 on May 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

if the rollercoaster were called

“The Timberrattler” do you think he would give a shit?

and everyone knows Cedar Point is 10 times the amusement park that King’s Island is.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it is in the Rooles

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 11, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

You'd be surprised at some of the image searches that RR comes up on

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 11, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The second page of that is even better

rec’ing this too, this completely made my night

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 11, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want to find the one

with the rhino taking a shit that had ’than all worked up.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's on the second line of the first page if you have safe search turned off

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine just turns itself back on

it be pissin’ me the fuck off

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 11, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think mine must do that too

i dont have kids and my wife uses the IE.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh that was a good one.

Accurate description of BP’s April, if I do say so myself.

by chesirecat on May 11, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the second page got me all misty-eyed

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their IT/marketing department should do some research

before they opt for a 100,000 dollar ad buy in the Southern Ohio TV market for ’10

by timb116 on May 11, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I show up just in time for a Lopez HR?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 11, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Or four.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 11, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

No offense Gray, because I like thee

but if you’re causing HR’s then go away

by timb116 on May 11, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gad Damn that's funny

You funny man Chesire

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by Madville on May 11, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

another missed ball from Rosie

yeesh.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

He's kind of hit or miss tonight

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by Madville on May 11, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree

Solidly hit single. Nothing “rosie” could do about it

by Johnnypronto on May 11, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

knock it down?

Cowboy says so.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 11, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yer probably right

but he’s certainly having a rough go of it tonight.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happened?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 11, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

worm burner

a step to Rosie’s left. tough play, but still.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Butt still"

“Roslaes was standing butt still as that one went by.”

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 11, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pete woulda got that, you fucking chode

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 11, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, i have it

but i dont use the HD…it looks nice…but it freezes up all the time

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on May 11, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine keeps switching to standard.

I just want to go back to previous innings, which somehow requires the advanced functionality.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 11, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit they coulda had him

Bad hop killed em.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 11, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I call foul.

No one should have that much emotion when using a capo.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on May 11, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hairston

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on May 11, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Oops, Hairston

is a wuss, I meant to say.

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on May 11, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, because we need to bunt a runner over up by 3 in the 6th

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 11, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean Dueschty

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by Madville on May 11, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

Scrappy fields like a quadriplegic, but the kid’s hitting the cover off the ball tonight.

by chesirecat on May 11, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Third Base?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

My bad, What's on second

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

"nacho cheese"

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

After the creepiness the other night

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to send Jim Day out to the pool? And tHom’s been in it “a bunch of times”?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Peolly with Day

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by Madville on May 11, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sent an e-mail to FSN about the creepiness...

no response yet.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 11, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

to what are you referring?

i be goin’ to the games, so you’ll have to forgive my ignorance

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 11, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm referring to...

this.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 11, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No pool. I repeat, no Jim Day in the damn pool.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 11, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Hustle is NEVER overrated." - Jim Day

Something tells me if I ever met Mr. Day, we’d get into a fight. And his twitter updates are exactly what you’d expect someone who works for the Reds to be saying.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 11, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm downright angry.

I’m gonna shout him down with that quote if I ever see him at a game. Even with the kids in tow.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 11, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Day however, constantly overrated.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 11, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simple logic

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by Madville on May 11, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Incentive to get Jimbo in there.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 11, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminds me.

(Money shot at 3:50)

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 11, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know Casey was a popular player

But not as popular of a Red a was Fred Hutchinson…not even close to Tony Perez

But when it is all said and done well…

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by Madville on May 11, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Bloop!

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Taveras has four hits tonight

Hide the women and children.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

He runs fast

Just wait until he hits one over the wall.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rosales is out?

Gameday didn’t show any substitutions.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 11, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhh... T-Virus has 4 hits?

Awesome!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 11, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

IN THE SAME GAME

Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way

by Madville on May 11, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

AMAZING

AND A STOLEN BASE!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 11, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

put it on the wall

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 11, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Eight

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't believe it, Willy Mays Taveras is a helluva player

and Cherry has morphed into 2008 Cherry upon being inserted into the starting lineup.

by chesirecat on May 11, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd love for tHom to look at Welsh and "Damnit, just say damn, he's not here to scold you!"

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on May 11, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap.

I loves me some Joey Votto.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on May 11, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Is he good?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 11, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like in one line, you're in bold,

and in the next, bold AND italics.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on May 11, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

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