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Game 3 Thread: Mets at Reds

New York Mets at Cincinnati Reds, Apr 9, 2009 12:35 PM EDT



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New York Mets
@ Cincinnati Reds

Thursday, Apr 9, 2009, 12:35 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Oliver Perez vs Bronson Arroyo

Mostly sunny. Game time temperature around 55.

 

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In order to get ready for today's start, Bronson Arroyo is dealing with his recent health issues the same way he deals with all health issues - he's consulting the brochure his doctor gave him.  Did you know that you can lessen the risk of spreading Carpal Tunnel Syndrome to your partner by using proper posture and avoiding repetitive activities?

I wouldn't say that I'm in panic mode yet, but I haven't seen a lot from the team over the first two games that makes me excited about today.  Outside of Joey Votto and Brandon Phillips, the offense has been fairly dormant - even with scoring 7 runs last night.  Pretty much the only thing this team has done well on offense is walk, which frankly blows my mind.  Heck, I only even remember one or two outs that were hit hard.  It definitely didn't feel like the Reds were hitting all that well at the park last night.

The good news today is that Willy Taveras is finally in the lineup, so no Darnell McDonald...in center field.  McDonald - our only other right-handed outfielder now that Hairston has had his virtually inevitable first injury of the season - will be starting the game in left field versus the left-handed Oliver Perez.  This isn't a plea for Jonny Gomes to be brought up.  This is a plea for the Reds to get somebody who is actually a serious threat from the right side to play the outfield.  I don't care who it is. But, uh, Jonny Gomes is waiting in the minors.

All of this bitching about the offense doesn't matter though because really the most important thing today is Bronson Arroyo.  I know there is some sentiment out there that the Reds should dump Arroyo and bring up Homer Bailey, but that can't possibly be the best scenario for the Reds.  What the Reds really need is a healthy Bronson Arroyo, because I'd much rather have 6 Major League ready pitchers than 5.  So if I had a vote, I'd vote for Arroyo to be healthy and stop sucking out on the mound.

And I'm pretty sure Dusty Baker would agree with me, as well as all of the guys out in the bullpen.  Already the bullpen has thrown 139 pitches and 8.1 innings in 2 games.  These old guys can't handle all of that work.  I think they'd really appreciate it if Arroyo can throw 7 innings.  Also, they'd love it if he can do it quickly too so that they can get out of the park in time for the Early Bird Special at Dennys.

The Reds face an old nemesis today in Oliver Perez, who is 9-4 in his career against Cincinnati with a 4.02 ERA.  Admittedly, a lot of the damage that Perez did against the Reds came in 2004, but those scars don't fade quickly.  Plus, Perez pitched fairly well against the Reds in 2 starts in 2008, going 6 innings in each, winning one and losing one. I wish I could say that the Reds will be better off now that Griffey and Dunn aren't in the lineup, but Dunn was really the only Red that had any success off of Perez.  The combined batting line of current Reds who have faced Perez is .141/.238/.169, so yeah, it could be another long day at the plate.

I desperately want to see a win today.  An 0-3 start would again feel way too much like that terrible 2003 season all over again.  Then again, that was also the year that Bob Boone was fired...

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I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 9, 2009 11:30 AM EDT reply actions  

And suddenly I'm not so happy about being first

after scrolling down to the next story and reading about Nick Adenhart. Wow. That’s terrible.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 9, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm feeling really down about that story

Speaks to the tragedy of it when I’m feeling so affected and had never even heard of this guy, and don’t really ever think about the Angels.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 9, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Co-worker of mine used to work with his mom...

And they’re concerned that the other two fatalities are Adenhart’s parents. Hug your loved ones today.

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Apr 9, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The SF Chronicle

and other sources are reporting that one of the others killed was an Angels employee. So it’s probably not his parents, unless his parents are employed by the Angels.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

and

the story is up on the front page of the Angels’ site now. They say they are preparing a press release.

The source for the story is reportedly a family member of Nick’s. I would guess if his parents were involved, they’d have mentioned that.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

His parents, if they were not in the car, probably have other things on their mind besides notifying the press.

The story apparently broke in Maryland, where his family lives. If his parents weren’t in California before, I’m sure they are now. It’s common for information to come from non-immediate family members when things like this happen.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word through the grapevine here...

seems to indicate that at least his mother is not involved. As you might guess, a lot of half-baked and third hand information going around right now.

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Apr 9, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Angels issued a statement

They said no other Angels employees were involved.

Nick’s parents issued a statement as well, so I guess they were not involved, either.

“Nick’s family expresses sincere gratitude for all the help the Angels have provided. He lived his dream and was blessed to be part of an organization comprised of such warm, caring, and compassionate people. The Angels were his extended family. Thanks to all of Nick’s loyal supporters and fans throughout his career. He will always be in everyone’s hearts forever.”

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by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

This is really shaking me up for some reason.

by teb7 on Apr 9, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to the Angels Site

and he is just part of there “slide show”, along with the ads. I feel like the Angels should just his death the only story, instead of his death, mlb.tv, tonight’s game, fan values, last nights game, and Beat the Streak.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 9, 2009 12:11 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB.com and MILB.com both have his story on the front page

Tragic, dude.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 9, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

Hairston’s out due to injury, so that explains McDonald (who was playing against lefties anyway), and Hanigan and Janish are at least equal to Hernandez and Gonzalez. The rest of the lineup is the same.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 9, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finally!

Our crappy replacements are just as good as our crappy starters!

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus, Gonzalez was getting this day off even before the season started.

I doubt he plays a day game after a night game for a long while.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay Bruce

got a haircut. I hardly recognize him.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 12:19 PM EDT reply actions  

No tv and no radio coverage

makes me something something..

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 9, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait, isn't it on TV?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not here.

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 9, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you have cable...

extra innings is free this week.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m watching on Extra Innings in Wisconsin.

by ol Pete on Apr 9, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's on TV

In NY. And I am playing hooky from work in honor of the occasion.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Radio Coverage?

I find that very hard to believe sir

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by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The people who run the affiliate down here are idiots

they have finally switched it over.

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 9, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

you could be like Lexington

They don’t have a station that carries reds games. You have to try and tune in WLW

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by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

our station gives out at about 8:30 at night

great timing.

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 9, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there even a wrongheaded reason to keep McDonald now that Taveras is healthy?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Apr 9, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Hairston isnt

and there’s your reason

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really a reason

Gomes could come up and play LF today

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn that sucks

I think he is better then McDonald.

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Apr 9, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably

but frankly, neither are worth of being on a major league roster.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never thought I'd say this

But I think I agree with you. I’d rather have Hopper than McDonald. If we must have a right-handed CFer, Hopper may not be great, but he’s better than Darnell. So what if he can’t hit the ball out of the infield.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thom and Marty seem to love Votto

that is great news!

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Apr 9, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Edwin...

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Apr 9, 2009 12:44 PM EDT reply actions  

it was phillip's fault

he was trying to turn two…should have jutst worried about the first out

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on Apr 9, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

sMarty slammed EdE, then retracted it...

BP…

Nice effort (at least it looked like it on radio!) by Jo-Eh!

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Apr 9, 2009 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

The throw was low but it might have prevented a DP, not an out at 2nd.

by ol Pete on Apr 9, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

24 pitches already...

Good thing we burned Owings for a single inning last night.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Micah throw?

I thought he was just a PH…

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Apr 9, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Apr 9, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Er...

I meant Masset.

The long reliever.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

owings pitched last night?

I do not remember that

Maybe that’s why he didn’t pinch hit in the 9th

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by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he didn't PH in the 9th because our manager didn't think of it.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Nix

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 9, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know y

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by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know how he didn't hear me..

I was being pretty loud last night at the game..

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 9, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what?

You mean Masset? I would think he could still throw today

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Owings is starting against Maholm this weekend

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by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else watching on mlb tv

and gets a score / outs/ strikes/ balls on the screen?

by thehammer on Apr 9, 2009 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

You know your team isn't really that good when...

You wish Jerry Hairston Jr was in the lineup…

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Apr 9, 2009 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Or you're happy that Taveras is leading off...

since that means McDonald isn’t.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

So why did experts predict us as the "surprise team"?

Votto and Bruce can only carry a bad line up so far…

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Apr 9, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if the Reds make the playoffs...

that would certainly be a surprise.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't leave out "I'm the Leader" BP!

He’s actually stayed within himself and put the ball in play with authority, so far.

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Apr 9, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he keeps that up

Slyde is going to have to find a new whipping boy..

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 9, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Long half-inning

But at least there were no fly balls, and Bronson’s breaking ball looks good.

If homers don’t kill him, he’s really effective

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 12:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Taveras

has second-base power.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 12:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Well Darnel, good luck enjoy it while you can.

BTW – I really don’t like Ollie Perez….

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 12:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude is a complete head case

Plus Boras is his agent

Oh, and he dominates the Reds

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Dusty ever not had a lineup

where he just gives away the first two outs?

Since, after all, it’s much better for your better hitters to come up with outs on the board but no runners on the bases.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions  

McDizzle 2nd really kills me

The guy is clearly not a real major leaguer….so fine, you want him in the field (even though he sucks)

WHY in the world is he 2nd and EdE 6th?!?!?!?!

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's the second leadoff hitter

duh

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 9, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

he also gives up outs

at the bottom of the order as well

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 9, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marty really gushing over Janish

makes me wish we had Jose Reyes.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 12:58 PM EDT reply actions  

NY announcers giving him some love as well. Is his rep “slick fielding”?

by ol Pete on Apr 9, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Janish is known for his glove. His coach at Rice said he was the best defensive shortstop he’d ever seen.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty just lacks imagination

If a guy has a speed then he bats lead off, no matter what his OBP is.
Then you have the religious element – the #2 batter must be prepared to sacrifice – himself.
By the time you get to the bottom of the line up you’re looking at five lame-o batters in a row.
Catcher
Jannis
Pitcher
T-Virus
The McDonald

Count ‘em that’s 5

Dustbrains

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 12:58 PM EDT reply actions  

marty and mark talking twitter

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 9, 2009 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

why not just put Dickeron in there?

I know he “doesn’t hit lefties” but McDonald “doesn’t hit anybody.” Or catch the ball for that matter.

At least Dickerson has proven he can be somewhat successful at this level (albeit with a small sample size). How much worse can he be?

by bengalred on Apr 9, 2009 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Marty slams tHom again...

God when will this idiocy end….

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Bronson is looking a lot better than he did against the minor leaguers...

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, he looks sharp

Unfortunately, we might get 2 hits this entire game with this lineup

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys

I’m at work so it’s a little hard to keep up

can we slow the pace down a bit?

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by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Start your own slow thread.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i will

and you aren’t invited

poopyhead

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by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw you

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 9, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got nothin'

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by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a deathly fear that Dusty has taken a shine to McDonald

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Apr 9, 2009 1:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe he IS Corey Patterson

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Apr 9, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel the next Reds scandal here

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 9, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I flip to the Mariners game between innings

they’ve got a new set of store bought tatas, er, I mean sideline reporter who says she wants to entertain me. She was talking to me right?

by ol Pete on Apr 9, 2009 1:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, BP

I had such high hopes you might have turned into a walk-er

I even had a new nickname for him….BB….get it?

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't get it.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

1.4 runs a game!!!

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Perez Ks the side

i’d rather be vacuuming.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah me too

i guess i could finish the dishes.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 straight strikeouts for Perez

At least the heart of our order can score runs!

Oh crap

by ThePensive on Apr 9, 2009 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Bronson is on today...

On medication that is.

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

your name is Mud

you’re officially banned from making any plans for the RR get togethers.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 9, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hanigan guns down Reyes

fuck yeah

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Hernandez ever do that?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he got Beltran last night

though it wasn’t a straight steal. But Beltran is the best percentage stealer of all time.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a straight steal?

That’s homophobist!

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

career 88% success rate

with 275 career stolen bases. That’s pretty damn good.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

he got beltran last night

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by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude has a cannon

I really wish they’d make him the starter

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take that Ramon....

Hannigan!!!!!

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey everybody!

Guess who’s home “sick” from school because he forgot about a huge project he had due today?

Go Reds!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Get to work!

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

but Heart of Darkness is so...

lame

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by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

just watch Apocalypse Now

It’s the same thing.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont know

Apocalypse Now takes longer to watch than Darkness takes to read.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're underestimating the value of "watch" over "read"

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 9, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

it seems like Crolfer is on a tight schedule here. if he’s looking to get it done ASAP, the book is probably going to be quicker. or just get the Cliff’s notes like everyone else did.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh, Cliffs Notes

A happy medium. Are SparkNotes still free online?

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 9, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

SparkNotes were ever free online?

man, i missed out on that.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heart of Darkness is rough

I remember not enjoying it very much.

by ThePensive on Apr 9, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

“People are bad.”

Project complete.

by Senor Pez on Apr 9, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ten pages?

I thought the book was only 8 pages long.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's goes the 'scholarship' Crolf's

BTW shut fuck up tHom…who cares

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scholarships are for scholars.

Baseball is for… this didn’t work out so well…

by Senor Pez on Apr 9, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the RedReporter spirit!

tune into the game and crack open a cream soda. youve earned it kid.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do have grape soda upstairs...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hanigan to Janish

Hanigan has a better arm than Hernandez.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

That's why he's the backup.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And holy crap...

That’s so sad about Nick Adenhart… when I saw that I just stared at the computer screen for like ten minutes…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope they crucify the drunk that murdered him and two other innocents. I feel sorry not just for the Angels, but for the other two survivors of the accident.

by Senor Pez on Apr 9, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hernanadez, if I may repeat myself, is not much of a defender

I would love to see Hannigan get enough PT to see if he can hit.

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Delgado is just killing us.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions  

In play, run(s)...

ruh roh.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk bites Bronson in the ASS

Who’s up in the pen?

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit

The Mets have had so many lucky hits this series

They haven’t hid a single ball hard this game

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

crap...

I better get that soda now… maybe it’ll change our luck…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

54 pitches and counting for Arroyo

the ’pen is totally going to hate this.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Hannigan the brave...

He Jannish try to pull off defensive Havoc

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

What?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

one too many?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

ive said it before i'll say it again

gonna be a long year…

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 9, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, shit

That was some great defense out there by McFlurry

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

bagga

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old CrackDonald

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 9, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

in play run(s)

might be going to the pen early…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking A McDonald has a curse on him

It really looks like a long long long long long long long long long long long long long, long
year.

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm pretty sure any other OF on the roster would've caught that

Including Dunn if it were last year and Gomes if he were with the club.

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's cursed

The fact that he sucks has nothing to do with it

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 9, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is going well.

Probability of Reds scoring more than three runs this game: approximately zero.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

McDonald

is not a very good outfielder.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I knew this, but...

what did he do on that play?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked like he was walking on his hands to catch a tailing fly ball

It hung up forever and he just missed it.

Seriously, it looked like my 60 year old father trying to catch itl

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is that not an error?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since he didn't actually touch the ball

It can’t be an error

That right there is why fielding percentage is a useless stat

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey I resemble that remark!!!

But I woulda caught it

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t run full out, then ran full out, then dove missing the ball by about half a foot.

by ol Pete on Apr 9, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the main problem

was that he was playing too shallow. Hello? It’s Ryan Church batting, not Norris Hopper!

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by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the main problem

Is that he’s a 33 year old career minor leaguer

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

McFlurry is only 30. you dont have to embellish anything to make the case that the dude doesnt belong here.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

My bad

Dude seriously looks older than that though

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

i cant BELIEVE we are having a conversation about Darnell McDonald being on the Reds major league roster.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention

starting 2 out of the first 3 games

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

PUT DICKERSON IN

He can’t hit either, but at least he can catch the fucking ball….

by bengalred on Apr 9, 2009 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Well... time for that offense to rise and shine

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanniganman!!!

Hey its a baserunner

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I nominate him to be starter...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

2nded

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 Ks from 8 batters.

nice

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Apr 9, 2009 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

gameday disagrees

he’s hit 90 seven times so far, but he’s working around 88-89 most of the game.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

fine

he’s hit 91 three times. :P

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

T-Virus...

Up to you…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Wily common and prove me wrong

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

T-Virus taking a walk!?

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 9, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Bomb Shelters anyone?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

T-Virus!

infected with the trots on down the first base line.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Eye T!

Now it’s up to McFlurry………

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

yay

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're playing tiny ball - 2 runners - no hits

McFlurry this could be your last chance

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

McFlurry

delivers the happy meal!

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Darnell McDonald

baseball star

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Base hit for Darnell

RBI single!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

McSkillet Burrito with the McRib

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 9, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ftw

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, they almost have to be called "McRibs" for him, right?

Not that I think we’ll see a whole lot more from him at the Major Leauge level.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 9, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he's producing, I'll call him my boy.

Otherwise, he’s your boy.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 9, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

either way

that’s racist

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow

youre kind of an asshole then, arent you? poor form dude.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw you.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 9, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

fine.

see if you get a Christmas card this year.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still getting you this one.

Here

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 9, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

outstanding

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont care what animal it is

i love me some McRib

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 9, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 9, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

metoo

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can stop on the way to Pittsburgh..

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 9, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

And just like the McRib

He’ll be here for two weeks and disappear, turning up somewhere across the nation

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 9, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danrel you're my fav Red!!!!

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

way to be

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on Apr 9, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

"Darnell McDonald with an RBI single"

well, now I’ve seen everything

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 9, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

2nd of his career

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt I was alive for his first one

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 9, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Play Run(s)

huh…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

VOTTO!!!!!!!!

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 9, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Vottomatic

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 9, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

VOTTTTTTTTOOOOOOMATIC

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Joeh..

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 9, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

VOTTO 3-RUN HOMER

Again!

Reds lead!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

EH!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

EH!!!!!!!!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Joey Votto

makes his parents proud

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Votto should never start against tough lefties.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets not wait around for 3 run homers..

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 9, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

was BP swinging for the fences?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to make him work for it, BP.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

How about that Red's Fans?

We’ve got the lead for the first time in 2009!!!

Got to take a break and go to work….Soldier On RRs…

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 9, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

we had a lead yesterday...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

except for half the game yesterday

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

All right...

But apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

orgies!

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

umm

i believe it was the Mesopotamians who gave us irrigation.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 9, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, you guys failed to get the reference.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

And if I recall

The Greeks might have had something to do with education

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

So nobody here has ever seen...

The Life of Brian, eh?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got it

But I didn’t let on, because I don’t want the cool kids to know I’m a Monty Python geek.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

back off, bub

Bubba Crosby has a great glove. That fly ball McDonald missed today would be a can of corn for Bubba.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 9, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

so this votto kid is pretty good, eh?

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 9, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

what is this, some kind of canadian joke?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Use the tree.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 9, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 runs on 2 hits

Gotta love the plate discipline from Hanigan and T-Virus

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Havoc or Home Runs? Havoc of Home Runs?

I just can’t decide yet.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 9, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

And he usually can throw a lot of pitches

But still, it is only the fourth inning

Really good inning, there, though.

Great K of Reyes

by nycredsfan on Apr 9, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I don't want to see Abraham today..

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 9, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

good inning

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 9, 2009 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Check out my new threads

http://www.redreporter.com/2009/4/9/828589/game-3-thread-part-2

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

DarMac

We need to make sure DarMac gets enough at-bats to qualify for the batting title.

by Matt McWax on Apr 9, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

we've moved to a new thread

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 9, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

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