Game 19 Thread: Part 2
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I am Brandon Phillips.
So I am first, because I erased all the men on first with a double play ball.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe throw over to first a whole bunch?
Just to tire out Oswalt getting back to the bag?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions
anyone else notice matsui's pink batting gloves
(insert your own thoughts here)
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
Breast cancer support?
Or maybe a darker secret…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
In light of the information presented in the last thread
I suggest that we not continue down this path…
"I'm going to kick the fire with cheese!"
he's not pitching to contact
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Of course.
With 120 pitches.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Every night I find myself where the Reds can't hit Oswalt
and that State Farm commercial is always on. You know that spot? I’m there.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Does that mean that if we pay a State Farm agent
he’ll “take care” of Oswalt for us?
"I'm going to kick the fire with cheese!"
No.
Jeff Gilooly.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
got you
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Baby steps...
11 pitches last inning, let’s try for 12 this inning.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
But that's aggressive.
And we like aggressive.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
They MUST have told the hitters to look for pitches early in the AB
right? I mena this must be “strategery”
probably
I bet the scouting report said your best chance is to swing at the first pitch.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hernandez...
Should be told to not swing at anything. At least that would use up three pitches.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
A WALK!!!!
We’re going to win!!!!!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
from the on deck circle?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
dang it... You beat me to the extra innings crack...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
you've figured out the plan!
great, now Dusty’s going to need to regroup and come up with a new strategy. Way to tell the enemy our location Geraldo!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
At this point...
With two outs and Pudge Rodriguez up, I would consider intentionally walking him, then intentionally throwing the ball into the stands to get him to second, making the Astros pinch hit for Oswalt.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
we have Oswalt up to 57 pitches.
At this rate he can only go like 12 innings! That’s good…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
what happened?
Injured?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yep
from the collision with Tejada
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
/Farney'd
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey waitaminute.
He hit better after the collision.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I want one instance of a pitcher just absolutely owning a team
like Roy does to us. This has got to be some all time shit we’re dealing with here.
Is that Nick Lachey sitting in front of Jim Day?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I gather
He’s an FSN Sportscaster.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
fucking lance berkman
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Ah well crap.
It was a matter of time, I guess.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe it is Gomes time now?
C-Dick might have whiplash or concussion.
What now?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
nothing, I was just rehearsing for the next first pitch out
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Oh okay. Proceed.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Not gonna happen.
Cueto is too good of a hitter to make a first-pitch out.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Jeff Brantley is full of shit
he’s making stuff up that isn’t there.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
this is the type of thing that could drive a young man off the deep end
pitch exceptionally, give up one run and have no chance to win.
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
Man...
Cueto better not get tagged with the L in this one. The friggin’ offense needs to get it in gear.
yes
I love hearing them repeat the same conversation every night about how they don’t understand it.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
"You say, I've got a lot of peeps."
WTF? You don’t say you have lots of people following you?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
They're old ....
GET IT!!! LOL
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon Willy...
Aren’t you going to swing at that first pitch?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe cecil cooper is one of those managers
who automatically uses his closer in save situations. It’s our only hope . . .
Maybe Laynce can foul off 10 more pitches.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Looks like Laynce...
Did not get the “swing at the first pitch” memo.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions
At this point...
I would settle for a single post now.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I can't imagine he would.
What’s BP going to do to you?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
At least he can't GIBP.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
you know
I kinda wouldn’t mind Nix starting a bit in LF…give CDick a few days to, uh, relax.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
i wouldn't be surprised if they intentionally walked himi
to get to our intimidating #4
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions
He is the team, offensively.
It is Oswalt’s fault though. Why give him a pitch to hit when you have BP next?
JOEY!!!!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions
I am in love with Joey Votto
there, I said it!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
It's cool, but this .500 BABIP can't last.
I hope someone starts hitting by the time the law of averages catches up to Joey
Joey only obeys the laws of exceptionals
And even then…
by Brendanukkah on Apr 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Votto is awesome
He almost makes you forget the #4 spot in the line-up has only 7 hits this year!
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
Hmm.
Single post!!!
Joey with his RBI of the game.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
Oswalt is helping the Reds this inning
nobody can catch his fastball this inning, but he hasn’t thrown it with 2 strikes yet.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Dumbest managerial decision ever.
Why pitch to Votto at all?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Because the cleanup hitter was up next...
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
And for the record...
I think intentional walks are over-used, but there are some situations for them.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Well I think you can even pitch around him and see if he will get himself out, but I agree
you make anyone else on the Reds beat you.
You're right slyde
Brantely just called the curve ball “The old Uncle Charlie”
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
BP!!!!!!
double post!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
HOLY SHIT BP
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
Damn, BP nails it
Too bad it didn’t bring Votto home.
Oh, wait, Bruce is up.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
You think correctly
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Hiya, Caleb!
Just in time!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
clap clap
clapclapclap
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Would love...
Another single post…
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions
Please get a hit
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
I would be satisfied
If he didn’t swing at the first pitch.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Joey Votto second in RBIs in the NL...
Impressive considering how few baserunners he’s had on.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
How mad is Oswalt at Lee? If the big clunky
jackass keeps Nix’s ball in front of him….well, then BP would driven him in. Well, forget it then
Howdy Howdy Howdy
Hell of a game. Course, if this team had some fucking offense we’d be way ahead. But I’ll take a tie with Roy any day of the week.
WHAT THE FUCK
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
Ground out to catcher?
Not likely, when you’re in Edinburgh. How’s that Scottish baseball team coming, btw?
by Brendanukkah on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Can Cherry play 3rd?
Put him there for a few games, give Edwin some time off.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Apr 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know about Cherry
But I’m pretty sure Janish could hold it down.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a weak ass hit
but I think Pudge picked that up in foul territory.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
since he tagged instead of forced?
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
isn’t that the rule?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
like dusty is smart enough to appeal
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
If he doesn't send people up in the wrong order, dayenu.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
if the runs crosses before the final out is made
and it isn’t a force play it should count
Hope Springs Eternal!
I agree.
I’ve been holding the kid going out of my mind not being able to bitch about it. There was no force play there, so the run can beat the tag. I’d like to hear the explanation for this one.
The batter has to reach first, as does anyone who is forced to advance
by the batted ball. The batter/runner can be retired in any manner
It was a force play
the bases were loaded. I don’t think this was like that play a few weeks ago with the Dodgers where they only had 2nd and 3rd and the force was at a previous base for the runner.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I think he still has to make it to first for the run to count.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
EE is going to be traded
for Adrian Beltre, I can only dream
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
Didn't Votto score before the tag?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
Isn't there a punishment beyond a Kangaroo court fine for that?
Like send him to MT.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Apr 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
I do believe he needs a day off though
he’s just hacking up there.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
yes that pitch was terrible
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
And being bad at defense and offense.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Have to allow for hyperbole borne of blind rage
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Apr 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Walk Pudge.
Get him to 2nd on an intentional throwing error. Make them PH for Oswalt.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions
Ah well, too late.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Was that a 6-pitch inning for Cueto?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
Great inning for Cueto.
and at least he cannot lose this game now. This is our 4th starter! That is awesome. I am trying to be positive.
he hurt his head
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
banged into Tejada
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Apr 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Slid into 2nd trying to break up double play and knocked heads with Steroid boy
Miguel Tejada who dropped the ball for an error.
A trip to the DL for CDick
would present a great opportunity for Pete Rose ales to get the call up. At a great time to spell EdE for a bit.
by fourrunhomer on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Fourscore and seven years ago...?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
four will score
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully...
The Rhodes vs. Carlos Lee with men on base experiment is not repeated.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Hernandez obviously did not get the memo.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
9 for his last 33
after that 0-16 start. He’s starting to hit a little – unlike Encarnacion.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Yeah, it's frustrating, but there's no way that A-gon ends up with a better batting season than EdE.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
micah never gets to bat
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
saving him to pinch hit for EdE?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Apr 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, but only because he hit it hard
Surprisingly, on a team with no offense on the field, there’s none on the bench either
What happened?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
i'd have rather micah batted
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
Sure, I can get that Darnell McDonald sketch on SCTV for you. Sounds hilarious. But I'm gonna need something from you!
“Name it!”
“$75!”
“Agreed!”
“This transaction is gonna get you $300 worth of production!”
Oswalt ended up
throwing as many pitches through 7 as Cueto did (98).
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
you ain't the one that done contracted for his services
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
He just calls up the bullpen and asks for the Bad Motherfucker
by Brendanukkah on Apr 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Gang
I got here just in time to see Mcflurry IEDP …I guess Micah wasn’t available?
Whoa Gonzo with 2 hits …Great
EdE down to .129 double whoa
Well it’s up to 69 year Art Roids…common Arthur!
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
It's kind of hart to express my feelings for Arthur Rhodes
You’resocool
You’resocool
You’resocool
by Brendanukkah on Apr 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
where you been at all game?
i handled your pun duty poorly
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Colin, I mean this truly
You’re the best there is at what you do.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
aww, shucks
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Back from driving around
The Marty/Kelch combo simply can’t be beat on the radio. For serious.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
until he proves he can't handle it
I would continue to use Rhodes as Dusty has been using him
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
I believe that this is the time of the game when Joey takes over..follwed by a right handed batter and then JAY
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Of course our finding out that he can't handle it...
Will likely be a memorable experience…
It will likely be “seared” into your memory, like Christmas in Cambodia.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd love to drive my ship through his legs
if you know what I mean.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
That's what she said.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i was gonna call him "the scholar"
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Not against Pudge you won't
Or, as Fay called him earlier, Purdge. I like that better.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder if Oswalt will destroy his own dugout....
pissed about no run support
Nobody listens to Andrew
Wily batting .278 for April...not shabby
and yes EdE needs a break
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
a break on the bench?
Or a break in Louisville?
There's a silent Y in "Daynce"
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
You're pushing your luck there, bud.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait ...
who knows an attractive Latin woman with cancer?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
T-Virus returning to earth with a Pattersonian THUD
2 for 13, no walks this homestand – OBP is now under .350.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
"EE" sucks
Guy is a low motor bozo that doesn’t care.
Low Motor Bozo
Great band name or great album name?
by Brendanukkah on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Album, or maybe even song
Not band
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking a self-titled debut
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
You motor bozo sonufabitch!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
how do you know?
are you at the game?
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what my sources say
is it what your sources say as well?
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Home run, please.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah I would like that please
thanks
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Apr 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
The sample for the month is better...
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Votootmatic Time
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
I would have for the past 2 weeks
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Base hit by Votto
Now we need BP to man up and hit, too
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
no no no
we need him to play for his teammates, like he did last inning…according to Brantley.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Fuck Jeff Brantly - Jim Kelch is such a breath of fresh air
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
they should call up kelch and rosales from AAA
permanently…
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Apr 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that a Major League reference?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing much for Joey to swing at, what with BP comin' up next
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
BP needs to not make an out
so Bruce can get up against a RHP.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
At least no DP possible here.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what she thought
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
She is no fun.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Joey Votto is touched by God
With this sort of luck, he may go 0-for May. The baseball gods will demand their penance.
No...Votto is a Man man
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
a man man man?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Apr 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello all,
so to people watching the game, was Cueto as bitchin’ as gameday indicates?
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
He did an excellent job.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Apr 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I wanna talk to Sampson!
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Votto RBIs = 20, total Cinncinnati runs = 71
Just under 30% of our offense is coming from this guy!
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
that'd correcy Sully - aman's aman aman man
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
so just a questions right now for everyone to consider
we are 10-8 right now, with votto playing out of his fucking skull
but what if we didnt have votto, and everything he has done
what is our record right now….seriously
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
I'm gonna pretend you didn't just ask this
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Apr 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
well put...
Now the offensive onus falls on Bruce
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Brantley can do math...poorly.
“Tenth ballgame. That’s pitching…more than every other day.”
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
How about his
when you’re slumping you either need to be super-aggressive or just wait back and be patient. He is such a douche
i was scratching my head on that one too....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Apr 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
That's fine
Bottom of the night, Bruce hits a home run and ends this
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
But he's not slumping
because he’s not striking out!!!!
Just hitting weak ass grounders everywhere
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
I'll certainly take the Reds' pen over the 'Stros
Did I just say that?
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
good spot to use Cordero.
whatever the outcome, Dusty’s played his pitchers right tonight so far.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
"BP" is next
Another guy that has a low motor.
I'm going to need a source citation
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Oh is that cordero on the mound?
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
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