Game 19 Thread: Braves at Reds
Atlanta Braves at Cincinnati Reds, Apr 26, 2009 1:10 PM EDT
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Remember a few days ago when this team was kicking some ass and we thought everything was awesome? Well, at least the weather's been great!
Here's a fun stat: Micah Owings has taken the loss in each of his last 7 starts going back to June of last season. Okay, it's not so much fun as sucky, but in the words of the great Dusty Baker, "he's due." Owings hasn't been all that effective on the mound or at the plate as a starter this year. His average fastball has been nearly 2.5 MPH slower than it was just two years ago, and the movement is down on all of his pitches so far. Luckily for Owings, Homer Bailey hasn't exactly been lights out either in Triple-A.
According to Wikipedia, Kenshin "Kawakami is known as a crafty veteran who is said to throw a 90 MPH fastball, a slow curveball, and a very good cutter." A crafty veteran who is also a rookie facing the Reds for the first time? Thank goodness he's not left-handed or the Reds would be better off just forfeiting this game.
The Reds were reportedly interested in Kawakami during the off-season, but that rumor didn't carry on too long as the Braves signed him to a 3-year, $23M deal in January. He's pitched alright so far, but has given up a few more walks than I'm sure he'd like. It's sad, but once again, the Reds best option may be to try to exploit the walks, if they happen. I have very little confidence in this offense otherwise.
It's going to be another beautfiul day at the ballpark, with temperatures inching close to 90 degrees. Hooray for Summer baseball in the Spring! Hopefully we'll see the Reds salvage one game in this series today!
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Fay says...
Dickerson and Gonzalez are sitting today, making the lineup:
Taveras CF
Nix LF
Votto 1B
Phillips 2B
Bruce RF
Encarnacion 3B
Hernandez C
Janish SS
Owings P
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
what?
He’s sitting Gonzalez just when he’s getting hot?
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Because he's due to have a bad game now that he's hitting well
Dusty’d
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 26, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hannigan was 2 for 2 of 2 for 3 yesterday
i can see why he sits.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 26, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
With an off day next week, do you think Owings will get skipped in the rotation
If he doesn’t perform well today?
from the guy posting at fya's blog...
Joey Votto, Brandon Phillips and Edwin Encarnacion have played every inning of every game.
Interesting. I mean, Votto makes sense. But, um…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I want Phillips playing, for defense if nothing else
Edwin… could probably use a break.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I get that...
though how bad would Janish be at either position? Assuming a break could be helpful.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Yeah, the fact that Janish and Hanigan haven't gotten more time is just silly
Are they likely to keep up their torrid pace? No, but at least they’re torrid now, so why not play them instead of the other black holes? Le sigh.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
It would be understandable if it were one or the other...
if BP, EdE and Ramon were hitting decently well while Janish and Hanigan were tearing it up, I could see leaving them on the bench. If Janish and Hanigan weren’t hitting too well while the others completely stuck it up, same thing.
But it seems hard to leave them on the bench in this situation.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
i think "it's still early" still applies
but only for about another week. if BP and EdE and Gonzo are still not hitting through the Astros series i think you’ll see them get days off. all in all, those three guys are still better ballplayers (not the mention being the vets) than Paul Janish, so they will continue to get the benefit of the doubt. unfortunately, i think Hairston will be getting the majority of the sub-starts.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Because it sneaks up so fast
it’s worth noting that we are 10% of the way through the season.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
that means i am on pace to attend 40 Reds losses
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
you really think gonzo is better than Janish?
i feel like Janish is a superior defender, and probably an equal if not superior hitter.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 26, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
well
Gonzo is a complicated case. we have Gonzo’s entire career telling us he’s better than Janish. He’s got about 9.5 full seasons in the majors and is yet only 32. he’s played good D and hit with a bit of pop. Janish, on the other hand, has throughout his minor league career hit just about how Gonzo has through his MAJOR league career.
of course, Gonzo missed last year with a devastating knee injury. and that is the X-factor here. is he the same player he used to be? if so, then he’s definitely better than Janish. if he’s not, then, well, its too early to tell either way. Janish is not a top prospect. he’s likely a UT infielder who will stick around for a number of years because of his glove, like Juan Castro. its not like playing Gonzo is blocking the next Barry Larkin.
its not an envious position for the Reds to be in. Gonzo is owed like 5 mil this year whether he plays or not. it makes good sense to see if he can be worth it.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Sea Bass's contract up this year?
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 26, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
he has a 2010 option
which seems unlikely to be picked up at this point
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Nah. Gonzo is a much
better hitter than Janish. Am I the only who remembers Paul’s fascinating impression of Rafael Belliard. He’s Caesar Izturius with an easier to spell name.
Yeah, though...
it’s possible that Janish really has improved his hitting this year. The small sample size so far is promising, but I guess we’ll see if it holds up.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I think you're right
In two sense, Gonzo needs to sit occasionally and we need to see what Janish can do. Gonzo walks after this year and Uncle Walt needs to know if he has an all glove SS in the system or if has no glove/no hit.
Owings looks good in the 1st
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions
This thread is not unlike my lip gloss
in that it is really popping.
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It is also cool
And judging America’s Best Dance Crew.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone's watching Round 4 of the NFL Draft
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 26, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Interesting chart...
Francoeur and BP in the top five % swings at the first pitch last year.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Does the ball look really odd coming out of Micah's hand to anyone else?
It seems like it is glancing off of something invisible right after it is released.
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Scoreless through two
He is six better than Bronson.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Hola
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions
Crap
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 1:38 PM EDT reply actions
Qoute Brantley: I was never a great hitter
I must say compared to his announcing, especially his play-by-play, his hitting is astronomically superior.
Wow, really ...
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions
That was awful
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Especially when the pitcher is nowhere close
to the strike zone. Ugh, ugh, ugh.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Without the hit and run
Brandon would have only had one hit on the road trip! Two out hit and runs….and bunts to move runners to third when you’re down two. Dusty is so sneaky
Howdy
How in the hell can it be near 90 in Ohio right now? It’s friggin’ April, and that’s 50 degrees warmer than where I am…
It's Ohio ...
in two days it will be 37 again
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I got back to Edinburgh coinciding with the Reds return to GABP
And of course the team immediately shit the bed once I could actually follow the games.
Go away again!
Both you and the Reds do better on the road.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
so youve decided on Chile?
i dont envy the guy sitting next to you on the plane.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Why's that?
42 hours of flight time is a blast. And yeah, I’d much prefer to go home, but there ain’t no jobs, just none at all. I’ve had a shit go of it lately. The internship I thought I had with the administration went to my ex-girlfriend, and my promised job in the real world after graduating is also went down in flames. Yay economy!
oh
i was making a fart pun.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
about chili
even i got that :-)
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
and that's a real bummer about the job sitch
especially the part about that self-righteous bitch getting the internship over you.
on the other hand though you are still young and unattached, so you can move to Chile when the opportunity arises. there is still a part of me that wishes i had done that.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I am actively fighting the urge
to do a GIS.
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
but there's no pretty pictures in this thread!
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice play Willy
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 1:47 PM EDT reply actions
Good inning from Owings
GameDay made Nix’s play on Chipper’s ball look pretty good, though I guess it could have been routine.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
routine
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Braves fans the meat of our lineup is coming up
Well Owings at least
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 26, 2009 1:48 PM EDT reply actions
He kind of only hits when he's a pinch-hitter.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay
we haven’t lost this one yet!
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions
Owings looks pretty good too
he’s walked a few, but the only real solid contact was Kelly Johnson’s liner to begin the game.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i saw him try to take out some nonbelievers with his bat
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Reggie
He was great that year just horrible in the postseason. Apparently he’s a career .195 batter in the postseason. Just can’t handle the pressure
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 26, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
easy call,
dude cannot hit the ball out of the infield
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Brandon fails
and elicits a Wow from the radio announcers, but not get this guy to Triple A, like it would be if it were Edwin
Joey Votto with an extra-base hit?
golly. he’s just good.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions
The Next Big Thing, Jay "The Boss" Bruce Almighty
home run.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions
So, can we just bat them back to back?
Since, the team is destined to led by a 23 year old and a 25 year old, can they at least hit back to back?
The thing is...
Votto hits lefties well. BP and EdE aren’t hitting anybody well. This is not a tough choice.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
we just dont have any other lefties in the lineup
which makes it difficult to bunch them all together. for all the hubbub over getting a big RH bat, i have to believe we need another lefty.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
im saying
I’d be totally down with just another bat, regardless of how they bat
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Also not surprisingly
Cleanup hitter Brandon Phillips had no part in it
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
At least he's not like EdE
Who, in the minds of the Reds’ announcing crew, is the biggest fuck up to ever grace a baseball field.
Who they criticized for his first AB during his second AB
and accused him of not thinking not listening to his coaches and veterans
if only we still had Brandon Larson
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 26, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
speaking of Larson
peace out Kyle Larson, Bengals just drafted Kevin Huber, UC punter.
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Cincinnati sports analogy
The Reds:Carrying 3 catchers::The Bengals:Carrying 2 punters
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, thank god the Bengals have filled their hole at... punter?
Fuck me.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the Ryan Plackemeier signing that much more now
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe it is reaching
but dude is a dog.
At least this is my wall-punching-avoidance thought process.
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
It's no wonder pretty much everyone at the game yesterday wanted him gone
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
sMarty is not here, so I've got his Mini Me and an incoherent red-neck
in my ear bitching about Edwin
No kidding
I am deeply regretful of the 15 bucks I paid to listen to these sad sad men who obviously hate The Reds and their lives
Yeah, it was painful when it was free
but, now that I’m paying? I have almost….twice….switched ovedr to Atlanta’s broadcast
"we shoulda never got rid of Keppinger"
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So you were the jackoff sitting behind me at the game yesterday!
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
ha ha!
and i spit in your drink when you werent looking!
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
It's okay, it didn't affect the warm cheap beer taste
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
eh
i gave it a C+
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Tweet tweet tweet
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Well thought I'd stop by for a quick look-see while at work
@ hits…not badVotto and Bruce – expected
Np hits for anyone lese – par for the course
Thisis getting old
BP will come around, Ede=E ?
C-Dick – beginning to think he’s a AAAA
Gonzo – maybe
Jannish – good field..but still no hit
Hernia – please
Hannigan – PLEASE
Wily – OK
Nix – nix
It is time to start 3eaning your paychecks boys
Grow some balls Walt
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
another K for Owings
we need more pitching like this.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions
Yunel looked silly on that change
holla.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions
motorcycle'd
It’s starting not to bother me now
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 26, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions
youve been desensitized.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
i direct my eyeballs computerward for the duration of the adverts
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
80 pitches through 5 for Owings
very solid effort.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
OUCH
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions
Right shoulder
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
did he stay in the game?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yeah he's now on second
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks
We should keep you around and trade Brendan and Gray to the ’Natinals.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Is one of Dusty's signs
him touching his nipple?
Did I see that right?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions
That's the "ohhh baby, you know how I like that small ball" sign
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, my excitement has been tempered
Apparently Ramon Hernandez has no fucking idea how to run on the basepaths.
Hurray HAVOC
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions
A hit and run ...
In which Hernandez got hit by the ball going to third.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I like this one
It was aggressive and done with the defense in motion. Show the bunt and Owings smokes the ball. Problem is Yunel didn’t move enough
that is not what happened
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
there was no hit and run
Hernandez was trying to shield off the SS from making the play and turning the easy two. Actually beneficial to the Reds. It was tailor-made.
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotcha
Thanks. Didn’t see it accurately I guess.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't?
I admit I was looking away on the actual play, but the replay seemed to be deep in the hole?
Was I wrong?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Weee Willy
infield hit that nearly clipped Janish going to third.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions
Willy Mays Taveras wants you to suck on that one, Yunel.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
And seriously
does Roy Oswalt specifically tailor the ’Stros rotation so he can pitch against the Reds. Twice already??
actually
I think the man takes the ball on opening day and every five days thereafter
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you for not sending the runner, Mark Berry
RR salutes you.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
He hit that ball hard, it was just right at Francouer
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't think there is a job out there
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Jonny Gomes deserves a shot
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Chris will be sent down
and recalled when there’s an injury. Nix could take C-Dick’s job; all he has to do is hit a little
JOEY JOEY JOEY
bases clearing double
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions
Holy Shit
Brandon Phillips got an RBI
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions
at least he still screwed up
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a double easy
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I would have booed him
Bruuuuuce takes him off the hook.
Touche
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions
Put him in the damned 4 hole already
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
The 2009 Reds
beating the living shit out of opponents at least once every 18 games.
by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Aaron Harang just threw a water cooler at Micah Owings
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Volquez attempted one too ...
but threw it low and hit the bat boy.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I do what I can
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
well
Owings provided some of his own offense.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I guess
Bruce killed the rally. He sucks.
someone needs to look up the definition of rally killer
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Edwin seriously just get booed after that groundout?
Fuck you, Marty.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
REDEMPTION
What a freaking catch by Edwin!
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
so
Votto has doubled twice in the game, and Bruce has homered twice.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yep
There’s your 3 and 4 hitters
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice play EdE
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions
This FSN "reporter" guy...
is going on and on with random personal information about that guy the Bengals signed. Kind of weird.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Yeah that was odd
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait until 3,000 people show up at that kid's private draft party
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah ...
but he caught himself and said it was at a ‘local watering hole.’
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Since Owings can bat for himself
and the Reds are sitting on a 6-run lead do you let him go the distance?
It sounds simple but you know … Dusty
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
He's thrown 89 pitches, so I don't see him going 9 innings...
but there should definitely be no problem with him batting this inning.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Agreed, no sense in pinch hitting for him when he's better than everyone on the bench
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Boom
Double off the wall.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
"Micah Owings comes to the ballpark to beat the team in the other dugout,
and that’s what sports is all about"… Thank you, Jeff, I was wondering what sports was all about.
So Owings is looking pretty damn good, which makes me think of bailey and
how fucking horrible he is looking at AAA. WTF?
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 26, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions
thru 3.1 IP
Bailey has 7 Ks, 1 BB, 3 H and 1 run allowed today.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Make that 9 strikeouts through 4 innings
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
So...
If he can pitch like this, what happens to him? If Owings is decent, and Masset is too, there’s no room for Homer.
There could be
if Edinson struggles some more.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
well
he’s been shit the rest of the season. His ERA is still 6.50.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Point taken
Just like last season, he didn’t seem to be trying to hard at the beginning of the season for AAA.
I'll reserve all judgment until johnnypronto tells me what to think.
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I think Homer needs one entire solid year at AAA
I have said that since 2006, and he still hasn’t had one yet.
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 26, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Which inning did he strike out the side?
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
1st and the 4th
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
boom. roasted.
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
He's been lights out today
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, shit.
We’re still good.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions
What's wrong with McCann?
He is a pretty solid baseball player.
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 26, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions
Didn't he have Lasik during the offseason, too?
That’s just frustrating.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I will never get Lasiks
I have a buddy in my golf league that has had 4 eye surgeries to attempt to correct on fucked up Lasik surgey.
Plus my eyes are only like 20/60
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 26, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He had lasik surgery after the '07 season...
and he’s going to get it again because one of his eyes changed. He tried wearing a contact in one eye and just decided it would be better to get it fixed early in the season.
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by Little Lady on Apr 26, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
who can get his eyes fixed?
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
The guy who does the surgery...
Although, I’m pretty sure that since Chipper is a god, McCann could just pray to him for help
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by Little Lady on Apr 26, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
are you trying to be difficult?
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
How am i being difficult?
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by Little Lady on Apr 26, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
you didn't complete the joke
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
How would you finish it?
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by Little Lady on Apr 26, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
"Who can get his eyes fixed?"
Brian McCann!
(Now BLee will never speak to me again)
by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh...
I guess I should’ve seen that coming.
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by Little Lady on Apr 26, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Brian McCann!
Jorge Cantu!
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thank you!
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
Interested to see who they would trot out there.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
There’s my answer
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Nix got turned around on a double off the wall in left
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Got a really bad jump on the ball, went about 5 feet over his head
probably wasn’t catchable, but he slammed into the wall just like C-Dick did twice last night
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
He sure has.
He is not looking good today either. I cannot believe I am saying this but, I am glad we have Weathers and Rhodes.
Wow, just got in. 8 runs, that is almost a run total for a 3 game series.
I should miss the majority of most games. How come we cannot get a Left Fielder that can catch and throw the ball?
we're gonna get a right handed one that can hit for power
that’s our number one priority!
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Would you say it's priority numero uno?

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh and can we bat Votto 3rd and Bruuuce 4th yet?
knifey spoony be damned
I can't decide if i like this picture or the gomes pic better
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
see the bk post
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Gomes is the winrar!
But lve the Dusty pic too.
Uh oh...
Someone in the stands apparently got hurt by that bat.
The Braves announcer said somebody took his shirt off to apply to the wound.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Oh well another dead senior
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
FSN isn't showing it
Must be pretty bad…
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it broke...
but I’ve lost the tv feed, so I didn’t see.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
thought I'd take a minute and check back in
Great hitting going on!
Hitters AB R H RBI BB SO AVG
W Taveras CF 1-4 Ok
L Nix LF 4 0-4 nix
J Votto 1B 2-3 3RBIs
B Phillips 2B 1-4 Not great for a clean up guy
J Bruce RF 2-4 4 RBIS
E Encarnacion 3B 0-3 Sucking
R Hernandez C 1-3 stinky
P Janish SS 0-3 back of his card
M Owings P 2-3 double your off day LF
So Votto and Bruce and Wily and Micah make up the bulk of the offense…
Nice day for a game
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is 1 for 3 stinky?
I would take a .333 avg from the catcher position all year. Well now 2-4.
Fan being carried off on a stretcher...
head heavily taped, according to the Braves radio announcers.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Yikes. No good.
Really surprising FSN hasn’t mentioned it since it happened.
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The Braves announcers can't shut up about it.
Just said the Reds sent the entertainment crew out to throw T-shirts up, right around the area where they’re trying to get the person out on a stretcher.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
That's fucked up
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Ridiculous, but not at all surprising.
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
why?
To distract people, and keep them from looking at the guy on the stretcher?
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To implore them to stand up and raise their hands...
while the medical team was trying to get the stretcher out.
The fans eventually succeeded in getting them to go away.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
That would be my guess ...
IGNORE THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
well
Maybe they don’t want the kids to be upset. The kids are the ones most likely to get excited about t-shirts.
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Reds are not covering it.
I guess they don’t like the slogan, “Come to the Game and Lose an Eye”. It is very catchy though.
Seriously though, I hope whoever it is they are okay.
He also pitches with that big heart.
So I guess we cannot call him a Lefty anymore.
i was outside when he pitched
did they mention where he went to high school?
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Not today
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
that's disappointing
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yo Caleb
Me too…he’s got balls
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I'd love to see D-Ray plunk Escobar with that 75mph heat
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Haha, it definitely was
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey i missed the whole game...
Does anyone know why the replays on mlb.com don’t work this year? Last year you could rewatch the game like 20 minutes after it ended.
Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent
by The Crushinator on Apr 26, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions
nice way to recover from what had been an abysmal series
I say this every time we see some offense, but just maybe this gets the bats on track
I C that C-Dick strikes out again
I love this guy but he’s not long for the maljors at this rate
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Is the game over?
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Update
Homey strikes out the side again in the 5th, 12 Ks through 5
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nice
And he gave up a home run without plunking anyone afterwards!
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Still need to get
Gonzo, BP, a left Fielder, Hernia, EdE and Cherry going.
Bruce, votto, Wiley and Micah are the big guns today
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No offense Mads
but Hernandez is playing as well as could be hoped. gonzo didn’t play today, but has been hitting much better of late. Nix hit the ball damn hard twice but right at fielders both times.
No offense taken
I hope that Gonzo has a career year and that Haqnnigan gets more playing time..Hernanadez will need it
BUT…I’m not holding my breath
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Homer starting the 6th, strikes out the first hitter
13
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Next guy goes down on foul tip
14
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
he's over 100 pitches
This has to be his last inning.
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Yeah
Last guy grounds out, but here’s the line for Homer on the day (assuming it’s his last inning):
6 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 1 BB, 14 K
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
without a doubt
good pitching by both Owings and Homer today.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Volquez? seriously?
I mean I think he gets at least as long as Gonzalez to try to recover.
i don't mean Volquez should only have 1 start left
but if he still isn’t effective in a month the Reds have to consider other options.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 26, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Fair enough. Although I would think you would give him until the
All-Star break. Maybe I am more patient than most, but I do think that you have to stick with him for at least this long. His issue is control, and I do not think that going to minors would inherently fix that. Moreover, before today’s game Homer was not exactly killing AAA.
You are right. No sense in wild overreactions based on one AAA start
(Though wild overreactions are what we do best around here)
i'm just saying if bailey gets on a role
and volquez continues to suck, they should do something.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 26, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Hopper
with the 2-RBI triple.
And holy crap, Homer’s back in there.
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My first reaction is that those pitch counts can't be accurate
Goes back out with 105 pitches and an 8 run lead?
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Doesn't matter
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
(That’s 15 now)
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm listening to it
and the guy said he had thrown 105 pitches when the inning started.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 26, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Bailey struck out 15
tied the Louisville franchise record, with Ken HIll, who did the same thing on may the 10th 1990.
Bloop
Alright, I just turned it on too
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Walked him
That’s it. 6 1/3, 15 K
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
apparently he threw a pitch with 2 stirkes that was really fucking close
but no K, fucking umpire hates records.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably the same minor league ump that was in Cincy yesterday
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank You!
Great game for him, but please save his arm so Dusty can abuse it.
That's a ton of pitches.
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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone know what Rosales is not playing?
I thought they stated that a change was coming with the ball club soon for the Reds ( I think that it was mentioned before the next road trip). Maybe a call up?
Who goes then?
McDonald?
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 26, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
yesterday
Fay suggested sending Encarnacion down and calling up Rosales.
I can’t see them doing that, though.
I suspect Rosales just got the day off.
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I would imagine so.
Maybe even Dickerson, I would hope not though. It seems that Rosales could play left in a pinch too, so that would mean one of the extra outfielders. I do not think they would send Encarcion down either, that is not a Dusty-esque move.
So far as I know
They said the opposite. That there was no place for Rosales to play, so he wasn’t getting called up.
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I hope I am not totally hallucinating, but I thought they mentioned during the TV broadcast today
that there would be a possible roster move before the next road trip. I was simultaneously making bread and watching T.V. so it is possible I misheard George Grande.
i think what you heard is that it's the guy that announces roster move's birthday
you know he and his family are watching back home in ohio…big reds fans they are.
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
If anybody get sent down it would be McFlurry (unfairly) or C-Dick
Most likely Rosy got the day off…
Hope Not
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i'm not really all the excited about Rosealls
he is an extra infielder at best, I don’t see how he really helps.
Bloop
You sir will be asked to leave the room and take your preconceptions with you!!!!

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Oh and to respond to you question;
Rosales helps because he is right handed batter with a good deal of pop who is hitting in excess of 410 right now. Will it translate to MLB..don’t know…couldn’t be worse that C-Dick or EdE.
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
But Mads
It’s so much more fun struggling to win when #4,6 and #2 (if C-Dick’s in) guys in the lineup are almost guaranteed outs. You have to be so much more innovative in how you scrape out runs, by which of course I mean we’re fucked unless Jay and Joey go off.
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by Madville on Apr 26, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
well said?
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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
most coherent madville post ever
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 26, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
he should post more comments like this!
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