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Game 19 Thread: Braves at Reds

Atlanta Braves at Cincinnati Reds, Apr 26, 2009 1:10 PM EDT



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Atlanta Braves
@ Cincinnati Reds

Sunday, Apr 26, 2009, 1:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Kenshin Kawakami vs Micah Owings

Partly cloudy. Game time temperature around .

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Kenshin Kawakami 1-2 4.76 1.53 17 10



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Micah Owings 0-2 5.59 1.66 5 6


Remember a few days ago when this team was kicking some ass and we thought everything was awesome?  Well, at least the weather's been great!

Here's a fun stat: Micah Owings has taken the loss in each of his last 7 starts going back to June of last season.  Okay, it's not so much fun as sucky, but in the words of the great Dusty Baker, "he's due."  Owings hasn't been all that effective on the mound or at the plate as a starter this year.  His average fastball has been nearly 2.5 MPH slower than it was just two years ago, and the movement is down on all of his pitches so far.  Luckily for Owings, Homer Bailey hasn't exactly been lights out either in Triple-A.

According to Wikipedia, Kenshin "Kawakami is known as a crafty veteran who is said to throw a 90 MPH fastball, a slow curveball, and a very good cutter."  A crafty veteran who is also a rookie facing the Reds for the first time?  Thank goodness he's not left-handed or the Reds would be better off just forfeiting this game. 

The Reds were reportedly interested in Kawakami during the off-season, but that rumor didn't carry on too long as the Braves signed him to a 3-year, $23M deal in January.  He's pitched alright so far, but has given up a few more walks than I'm sure he'd like.  It's sad, but once again, the Reds best option may be to try to exploit the walks, if they happen.  I have very little confidence in this offense otherwise.

It's going to be another beautfiul day at the ballpark, with temperatures inching close to 90 degrees.  Hooray for Summer baseball in the Spring!  Hopefully we'll see the Reds salvage one game in this series today!

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Fay says...

Dickerson and Gonzalez are sitting today, making the lineup:

Taveras CF
Nix LF
Votto 1B
Phillips 2B
Bruce RF
Encarnacion 3B
Hernandez C
Janish SS
Owings P

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 11:35 AM EDT reply actions  

what?

He’s sitting Gonzalez just when he’s getting hot?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because he's due to have a bad game now that he's hitting well

Dusty’d

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 26, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, and...

first!

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 11:35 AM EDT reply actions  

from the guy posting at fya's blog...
Joey Votto, Brandon Phillips and Edwin Encarnacion have played every inning of every game.

Interesting. I mean, Votto makes sense. But, um…

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I get that...

though how bad would Janish be at either position? Assuming a break could be helpful.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the fact that Janish and Hanigan haven't gotten more time is just silly

Are they likely to keep up their torrid pace? No, but at least they’re torrid now, so why not play them instead of the other black holes? Le sigh.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be understandable if it were one or the other...

if BP, EdE and Ramon were hitting decently well while Janish and Hanigan were tearing it up, I could see leaving them on the bench. If Janish and Hanigan weren’t hitting too well while the others completely stuck it up, same thing.

But it seems hard to leave them on the bench in this situation.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think "it's still early" still applies

but only for about another week. if BP and EdE and Gonzo are still not hitting through the Astros series i think you’ll see them get days off. all in all, those three guys are still better ballplayers (not the mention being the vets) than Paul Janish, so they will continue to get the benefit of the doubt. unfortunately, i think Hairston will be getting the majority of the sub-starts.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because it sneaks up so fast

it’s worth noting that we are 10% of the way through the season.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

you really think gonzo is better than Janish?

i feel like Janish is a superior defender, and probably an equal if not superior hitter.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Apr 26, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

Gonzo is a complicated case. we have Gonzo’s entire career telling us he’s better than Janish. He’s got about 9.5 full seasons in the majors and is yet only 32. he’s played good D and hit with a bit of pop. Janish, on the other hand, has throughout his minor league career hit just about how Gonzo has through his MAJOR league career.

of course, Gonzo missed last year with a devastating knee injury. and that is the X-factor here. is he the same player he used to be? if so, then he’s definitely better than Janish. if he’s not, then, well, its too early to tell either way. Janish is not a top prospect. he’s likely a UT infielder who will stick around for a number of years because of his glove, like Juan Castro. its not like playing Gonzo is blocking the next Barry Larkin.

its not an envious position for the Reds to be in. Gonzo is owed like 5 mil this year whether he plays or not. it makes good sense to see if he can be worth it.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has a 2010 option

which seems unlikely to be picked up at this point

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 26, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah. Gonzo is a much

better hitter than Janish. Am I the only who remembers Paul’s fascinating impression of Rafael Belliard. He’s Caesar Izturius with an easier to spell name.

by timb116 on Apr 26, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, though...

it’s possible that Janish really has improved his hitting this year. The small sample size so far is promising, but I guess we’ll see if it holds up.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you're right

In two sense, Gonzo needs to sit occasionally and we need to see what Janish can do. Gonzo walks after this year and Uncle Walt needs to know if he has an all glove SS in the system or if has no glove/no hit.

by timb116 on Apr 26, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, right at his foot.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh, BP.

So many weak grounders…

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

This thread is not unlike my lip gloss

in that it is really popping.

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone's watching Round 4 of the NFL Draft

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting chart...

Francoeur and BP in the top five % swings at the first pitch last year.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Does the ball look really odd coming out of Micah's hand to anyone else?

It seems like it is glancing off of something invisible right after it is released.

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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Owings looking good so far...

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Hola

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Bruce walks

Nice to see. It’s his 5th walk in 16 games. That’s not that bad.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Qoute Brantley: I was never a great hitter

I must say compared to his announcing, especially his play-by-play, his hitting is astronomically superior.

by timb116 on Apr 26, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, really ...

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

HAVOC

sigh

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 26, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That was awful

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

and Brantley and tHom hate EdE for it, but BP….well he’s still trying

by timb116 on Apr 26, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF?

God, I hate hit and run plays.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Especially when the pitcher is nowhere close

to the strike zone. Ugh, ugh, ugh.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Without the hit and run

Brandon would have only had one hit on the road trip! Two out hit and runs….and bunts to move runners to third when you’re down two. Dusty is so sneaky

by timb116 on Apr 26, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howdy

How in the hell can it be near 90 in Ohio right now? It’s friggin’ April, and that’s 50 degrees warmer than where I am…

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

It's Ohio ...

in two days it will be 37 again

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got back to Edinburgh coinciding with the Reds return to GABP

And of course the team immediately shit the bed once I could actually follow the games.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go away again!

Both you and the Reds do better on the road.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding

Once I leave for Chile, the march to the playoffs will begin.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

so youve decided on Chile?

i dont envy the guy sitting next to you on the plane.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why's that?

42 hours of flight time is a blast. And yeah, I’d much prefer to go home, but there ain’t no jobs, just none at all. I’ve had a shit go of it lately. The internship I thought I had with the administration went to my ex-girlfriend, and my promised job in the real world after graduating is also went down in flames. Yay economy!

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

i was making a fart pun.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

about chili

even i got that :-)

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that's a real bummer about the job sitch

especially the part about that self-righteous bitch getting the internship over you.

on the other hand though you are still young and unattached, so you can move to Chile when the opportunity arises. there is still a part of me that wishes i had done that.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play Willy

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Good inning from Owings

GameDay made Nix’s play on Chipper’s ball look pretty good, though I guess it could have been routine.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

routine

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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay

we haven’t lost this one yet!

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Owings looks pretty good too

he’s walked a few, but the only real solid contact was Kelly Johnson’s liner to begin the game.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The AFLAC trivia question...

Brings up the 1995 NLCS. :-(

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Reggie

He was great that year just horrible in the postseason. Apparently he’s a career .195 batter in the postseason. Just can’t handle the pressure

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 26, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

this game is thrilling

i nodded off

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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

easy call,

dude cannot hit the ball out of the infield

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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon fails

and elicits a Wow from the radio announcers, but not get this guy to Triple A, like it would be if it were Edwin

by timb116 on Apr 26, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joey Votto with an extra-base hit?

golly. he’s just good.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

At least he can't GIBP here.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh, stupid mlb.tv lag again...

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

So, can we just bat them back to back?

Since, the team is destined to led by a 23 year old and a 25 year old, can they at least hit back to back?

by timb116 on Apr 26, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

That would make too much sense.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I know Dusty's point

but Nix and Votto can hit back to back

by timb116 on Apr 26, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

The thing is...

Votto hits lefties well. BP and EdE aren’t hitting anybody well. This is not a tough choice.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

we just dont have any other lefties in the lineup

which makes it difficult to bunch them all together. for all the hubbub over getting a big RH bat, i have to believe we need another lefty.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

im saying

I’d be totally down with just another bat, regardless of how they bat

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And not surprisingly

Votto and Bruce give us the first thing we’ve had to cheer about for days.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Also not surprisingly

Cleanup hitter Brandon Phillips had no part in it

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least he's not like EdE

Who, in the minds of the Reds’ announcing crew, is the biggest fuck up to ever grace a baseball field.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who they criticized for his first AB during his second AB

and accused him of not thinking not listening to his coaches and veterans

by timb116 on Apr 26, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of Larson

peace out Kyle Larson, Bengals just drafted Kevin Huber, UC punter.

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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cincinnati sports analogy

The Reds:Carrying 3 catchers::The Bengals:Carrying 2 punters

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the Ryan Plackemeier signing that much more now

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe it is reaching

but dude is a dog.

At least this is my wall-punching-avoidance thought process.

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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding

I am deeply regretful of the 15 bucks I paid to listen to these sad sad men who obviously hate The Reds and their lives

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was painful when it was free

but, now that I’m paying? I have almost….twice….switched ovedr to Atlanta’s broadcast

by timb116 on Apr 26, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

"the jay bird"?

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

eh

i gave it a C+

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tweet tweet tweet

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well thought I'd stop by for a quick look-see while at work

@ hits…not badVotto and Bruce – expected
Np hits for anyone lese – par for the course

Thisis getting old
BP will come around, Ede=E ?
C-Dick – beginning to think he’s a AAAA
Gonzo – maybe
Jannish – good field..but still no hit
Hernia – please
Hannigan – PLEASE
Wily – OK
Nix – nix

It is time to start 3eaning your paychecks boys

Grow some balls Walt

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 26, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

another K for Owings

we need more pitching like this.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

OUCH

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

where was Janish hit?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right shoulder

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

did he stay in the game?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he's now on second

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-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

We should keep you around and trade Brendan and Gray to the ’Natinals.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cold.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great American Ball Park

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOO

We need to throw at some Braves

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Is one of Dusty's signs

him touching his nipple?
Did I see that right?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

Janish down! Time to plunk that bitch Escobar next time through.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

So long, jerks

I’m gonna go watch some soccer.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, my excitement has been tempered

Apparently Ramon Hernandez has no fucking idea how to run on the basepaths.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hurray HAVOC

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY WAS HE BUNTING?

WTF, Dusty?

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

A hit and run ...

In which Hernandez got hit by the ball going to third.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this one

It was aggressive and done with the defense in motion. Show the bunt and Owings smokes the ball. Problem is Yunel didn’t move enough

by timb116 on Apr 26, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is not what happened

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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was no hit and run

Hernandez was trying to shield off the SS from making the play and turning the easy two. Actually beneficial to the Reds. It was tailor-made.

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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

Thanks. Didn’t see it accurately I guess.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't?

I admit I was looking away on the actual play, but the replay seemed to be deep in the hole?
Was I wrong?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weee Willy

infield hit that nearly clipped Janish going to third.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

And seriously

does Roy Oswalt specifically tailor the ’Stros rotation so he can pitch against the Reds. Twice already??

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

actually

I think the man takes the ball on opening day and every five days thereafter

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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course

I would just much prefer if we didn’t have to see him every damn time we play Houston.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAVOC

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you for not sending the runner, Mark Berry

RR salutes you.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

JOEY JOEY JOEY

bases clearing double

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

VOTTOMATIC RUNS

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

A beast.

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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Shit

Brandon Phillips got an RBI

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

at least he still screwed up

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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 26, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a double easy

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have booed him

Bruuuuuce takes him off the hook.

by Matt McWax on Apr 26, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Touche

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, Votto is good.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Can I get a hooha two times BRUCE DAY!?

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Put him in the damned 4 hole already

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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Aaron Harang just threw a water cooler at Micah Owings

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Volquez attempted one too ...

but threw it low and hit the bat boy.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

groan'd

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do what I can

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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

Owings provided some of his own offense.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRUUUUUCE!

Hello everyone
Nice to see some offense, no?

by nycredsfan on Apr 26, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess

Bruce killed the rally. He sucks.

by Matt McWax on Apr 26, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Edwin seriously just get booed after that groundout?

Fuck you, Marty.

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

REDEMPTION

What a freaking catch by Edwin!

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

so

Votto has doubled twice in the game, and Bruce has homered twice.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

There’s your 3 and 4 hitters

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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play EdE

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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank god

The poor guy needed to get cheered.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions  

This FSN "reporter" guy...

is going on and on with random personal information about that guy the Bengals signed. Kind of weird.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah that was odd

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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Didn’t he say what law firm was throwing it?

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah ...

but he caught himself and said it was at a ‘local watering hole.’

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since Owings can bat for himself

and the Reds are sitting on a 6-run lead do you let him go the distance?

It sounds simple but you know … Dusty

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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

He's thrown 89 pitches, so I don't see him going 9 innings...

but there should definitely be no problem with him batting this inning.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially since Nix is unavailable.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boom

Double off the wall.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double pwned

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

"He can 'splat' swing the bat"

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 26, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

can someone post a photoshop

of Owings swinging a bat, except it’s a rake instead of a bat?

by Brian B on Apr 26, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

"Micah Owings comes to the ballpark to beat the team in the other dugout,

and that’s what sports is all about"… Thank you, Jeff, I was wondering what sports was all about.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

he might be a bust ;[

by cokane on Apr 26, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

thru 3.1 IP

Bailey has 7 Ks, 1 BB, 3 H and 1 run allowed today.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 26, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make that 9 strikeouts through 4 innings

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 26, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

If he can pitch like this, what happens to him? If Owings is decent, and Masset is too, there’s no room for Homer.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

There could be

if Edinson struggles some more.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

he’s been shit the rest of the season. His ERA is still 6.50.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 26, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Point taken

Just like last season, he didn’t seem to be trying to hard at the beginning of the season for AAA.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll reserve all judgment until johnnypronto tells me what to think.

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by Slyde on Apr 26, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ask, and you shall receive, my friend.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 26, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Homer needs one entire solid year at AAA

I have said that since 2006, and he still hasn’t had one yet.

by Dave from Louisville on Apr 26, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which inning did he strike out the side?

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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st and the 4th

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

boom. roasted.

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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's been lights out today

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, shit.

We’re still good.

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-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

DLR reaches down between his legs...

eases the seat back.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Ross padding the stats.\

He’s looked pretty damn good this series, no?

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

blurry vision

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 26, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't he have Lasik during the offseason, too?

That’s just frustrating.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't he the one with the

aftereffects of Lasik?

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will never get Lasiks

I have a buddy in my golf league that has had 4 eye surgeries to attempt to correct on fucked up Lasik surgey.

Plus my eyes are only like 20/60

by Dave from Louisville on Apr 26, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had lasik surgery after the '07 season...

and he’s going to get it again because one of his eyes changed. He tried wearing a contact in one eye and just decided it would be better to get it fixed early in the season.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 26, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

who can get his eyes fixed?

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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy who does the surgery...

Although, I’m pretty sure that since Chipper is a god, McCann could just pray to him for help

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by Little Lady on Apr 26, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you trying to be difficult?

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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

How am i being difficult?

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by Little Lady on Apr 26, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

you didn't complete the joke

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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

How would you finish it?

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by Little Lady on Apr 26, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Who can get his eyes fixed?"

Brian McCann!

(Now BLee will never speak to me again)

by Brendanukkah on Apr 26, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh...

I guess I should’ve seen that coming.

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by Little Lady on Apr 26, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian McCann!

Jorge Cantu!

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by Slyde on Apr 26, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you!

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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Owings may be ready to come out.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

Interested to see who they would trot out there.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

There’s my answer

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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy hell

Bruce takes down the piece of shit Yunel. The kid is insane

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

He's having a pretty good day.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, nice play out there

Nixerson’d

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

what happened?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nix got turned around on a double off the wall in left

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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got a really bad jump on the ball, went about 5 feet over his head

probably wasn’t catchable, but he slammed into the wall just like C-Dick did twice last night

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He sure has.

He is not looking good today either. I cannot believe I am saying this but, I am glad we have Weathers and Rhodes.

by orex121 on Apr 26, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, just got in. 8 runs, that is almost a run total for a 3 game series.

I should miss the majority of most games. How come we cannot get a Left Fielder that can catch and throw the ball?

by orex121 on Apr 26, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

we're gonna get a right handed one that can hit for power

that’s our number one priority!

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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

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-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

The rules won’t allow it.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh...

Someone in the stands apparently got hurt by that bat.

The Braves announcer said somebody took his shirt off to apply to the wound.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh well another dead senior

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 26, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

FSN isn't showing it

Must be pretty bad…

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it broke...

but I’ve lost the tv feed, so I didn’t see.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hernandez.

Quietly solid. I love the production we’re seeing out of catcher.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

thought I'd take a minute and check back in

Great hitting going on!

Hitters AB R H RBI BB SO AVG
W Taveras CF 1-4 Ok
L Nix LF 4 0-4 nix
J Votto 1B 2-3 3RBIs
B Phillips 2B 1-4 Not great for a clean up guy
J Bruce RF 2-4 4 RBIS
E Encarnacion 3B 0-3 Sucking
R Hernandez C 1-3 stinky
P Janish SS 0-3 back of his card
M Owings P 2-3 double your off day LF

So Votto and Bruce and Wily and Micah make up the bulk of the offense…
Nice day for a game

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 26, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I like that 1-4 is ok...

but 1-3 is stinky.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

and

It’s 2 for 4 now.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

is 1 for 3 stinky?

I would take a .333 avg from the catcher position all year. Well now 2-4.

by orex121 on Apr 26, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sit down, Whifferson

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Fan being carried off on a stretcher...

head heavily taped, according to the Braves radio announcers.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

Apparently the bat shattered.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elderly person or have they said?

I hope the Reds give whoever it is season tickets for life.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes. No good.

Really surprising FSN hasn’t mentioned it since it happened.

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Braves announcers can't shut up about it.

Just said the Reds sent the entertainment crew out to throw T-shirts up, right around the area where they’re trying to get the person out on a stretcher.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's fucked up

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-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ridiculous, but not at all surprising.

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

why?

To distract people, and keep them from looking at the guy on the stretcher?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

To implore them to stand up and raise their hands...

while the medical team was trying to get the stretcher out.

The fans eventually succeeded in getting them to go away.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be my guess ...

IGNORE THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 26, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

Maybe they don’t want the kids to be upset. The kids are the ones most likely to get excited about t-shirts.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reds are not covering it.

I guess they don’t like the slogan, “Come to the Game and Lose an Eye”. It is very catchy though.
Seriously though, I hope whoever it is they are okay.

by orex121 on Apr 26, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Danny Herrera has a big heart"

Drink

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

He also pitches with that big heart.

So I guess we cannot call him a Lefty anymore.

by orex121 on Apr 26, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was outside when he pitched

did they mention where he went to high school?

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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not today

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's disappointing

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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danny Ray

I like this kid

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Apr 26, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Yo Caleb

Me too…he’s got balls

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 26, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

reply'd

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd love to see D-Ray plunk Escobar with that 75mph heat

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

It'd be a love tap.

But yeah, hit that fucker as often as possible.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

"dimunitive lefty"

drink!

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

his throw to first

was harder than any pitch he threw

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by Caleb on Apr 26, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, it definitely was

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey i missed the whole game...

Does anyone know why the replays on mlb.com don’t work this year? Last year you could rewatch the game like 20 minutes after it ended.

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Apr 26, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

nice way to recover from what had been an abysmal series

I say this every time we see some offense, but just maybe this gets the bats on track

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I C that C-Dick strikes out again

I love this guy but he’s not long for the maljors at this rate

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 26, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Is the game over?

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 26, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Update

Homey strikes out the side again in the 5th, 12 Ks through 5

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

And he gave up a home run without plunking anyone afterwards!

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

They won.

Whoa.

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by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Still need to get

Gonzo, BP, a left Fielder, Hernia, EdE and Cherry going.

Bruce, votto, Wiley and Micah are the big guns today

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 26, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Once again...

Taveras was 1 for 4.
Hernandez was 2 for 4.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 26, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No offense Mads

but Hernandez is playing as well as could be hoped. gonzo didn’t play today, but has been hitting much better of late. Nix hit the ball damn hard twice but right at fielders both times.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

No offense taken

I hope that Gonzo has a career year and that Haqnnigan gets more playing time..Hernanadez will need it
BUT…I’m not holding my breath

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 26, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck, Piecoro, stop calling him "Jaybird"

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Homer starting the 6th, strikes out the first hitter

13

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Next guy goes down on foul tip

14

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's over 100 pitches

This has to be his last inning.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Last guy grounds out, but here’s the line for Homer on the day (assuming it’s his last inning):
6 IP, 4 H, 1 R, 1 BB, 14 K

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

without a doubt

good pitching by both Owings and Homer today.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volquez? seriously?

I mean I think he gets at least as long as Gonzalez to try to recover.

by orex121 on Apr 26, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't mean Volquez should only have 1 start left

but if he still isn’t effective in a month the Reds have to consider other options.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Apr 26, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bronson's ERA is worse, I believe.

Plus. Homer has his big league record working against him.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. Although I would think you would give him until the

All-Star break. Maybe I am more patient than most, but I do think that you have to stick with him for at least this long. His issue is control, and I do not think that going to minors would inherently fix that. Moreover, before today’s game Homer was not exactly killing AAA.

by orex121 on Apr 26, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm just saying if bailey gets on a role

and volquez continues to suck, they should do something.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Apr 26, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopper

with the 2-RBI triple.

And holy crap, Homer’s back in there.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

My first reaction is that those pitch counts can't be accurate

Goes back out with 105 pitches and an 8 run lead?

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

(That’s 15 now)

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm listening to it

and the guy said he had thrown 105 pitches when the inning started.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Apr 26, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bailey struck out 15

tied the Louisville franchise record, with Ken HIll, who did the same thing on may the 10th 1990.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Apr 26, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, I just turned it on too

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walked him

That’s it. 6 1/3, 15 K

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank You!

Great game for him, but please save his arm so Dusty can abuse it.

by orex121 on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a ton of pitches.

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by BK on Apr 26, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evil Ben takes over

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone know what Rosales is not playing?

I thought they stated that a change was coming with the ball club soon for the Reds ( I think that it was mentioned before the next road trip). Maybe a call up?

by orex121 on Apr 26, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Who goes then?

McDonald?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Apr 26, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yesterday

Fay suggested sending Encarnacion down and calling up Rosales.

I can’t see them doing that, though.

I suspect Rosales just got the day off.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would imagine so.

Maybe even Dickerson, I would hope not though. It seems that Rosales could play left in a pinch too, so that would mean one of the extra outfielders. I do not think they would send Encarcion down either, that is not a Dusty-esque move.

by orex121 on Apr 26, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far as I know

They said the opposite. That there was no place for Rosales to play, so he wasn’t getting called up.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 26, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope I am not totally hallucinating, but I thought they mentioned during the TV broadcast today

that there would be a possible roster move before the next road trip. I was simultaneously making bread and watching T.V. so it is possible I misheard George Grande.

by orex121 on Apr 26, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think what you heard is that it's the guy that announces roster move's birthday

you know he and his family are watching back home in ohio…big reds fans they are.

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by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gomes hit a line drive off the pitcher

but it went to first base for an easy out.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Apr 26, 2009 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

If anybody get sent down it would be McFlurry (unfairly) or C-Dick

Most likely Rosy got the day off…
Hope Not

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 26, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm not really all the excited about Rosealls

he is an extra infielder at best, I don’t see how he really helps.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Apr 26, 2009 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

You sir will be asked to leave the room and take your preconceptions with you!!!!

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 26, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh and to respond to you question;

Rosales helps because he is right handed batter with a good deal of pop who is hitting in excess of 410 right now. Will it translate to MLB..don’t know…couldn’t be worse that C-Dick or EdE.

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 26, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

But Mads

It’s so much more fun struggling to win when #4,6 and #2 (if C-Dick’s in) guys in the lineup are almost guaranteed outs. You have to be so much more innovative in how you scrape out runs, by which of course I mean we’re fucked unless Jay and Joey go off.

by chesirecat on Apr 26, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

well said?

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 26, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

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