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Game 17: Braves at Reds

Atlanta Braves at Cincinnati Reds, Apr 25, 2009 1:10 PM EDT



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Atlanta Braves
@ Cincinnati Reds

Saturday, Apr 25, 2009, 1:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Derek Lowe vs Bronson Arroyo

Partly cloudy. Game time temperature around 85.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Derek Lowe 1-1 3.27 1.36 17 10



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Bronson Arroyo 3-0 4.19 1.40 9 6


Today I'm going to talk to you about a little thing I like to call offense.  You may not ever have heard of it because the Reds don't really have one this year.  After 16 games, the Reds rank 2nd to last in the NL in batting average (.229), 3rd to last in OBP (.316), and last in SLG (.353).  To give you an idea of how bad the Reds offense is, the St. Louis Cardinals lead the league with a .302 batting average, just 14 points lower than the Reds' on base percentage, and just 51 points below their slugging percentage. 

The Reds have scored more than 4 runs just once in their last 9 games, averaging just 3.1 R/G over that span.  Only 2 of their 9 batters with at least 2 PA per game have a batting average over .240.  Similarly, only 2 hitters have a slugging percentage over .400.

The non-Joey Votto portion of this team is batting .209/.300/.314.  Take out Votto and this entire team is Paul Bako.  Let that sink in for a bit.

Obviously things have to change.  Hopefully things will change.  This team has more hitting talent than it has shown so far, but I sure wish there was actual production to back those words up.  I knew the offense would be bad, but this is ridiculous.

Two former Red Sox face off on the mound today.  Bronson Arroyo has been strong in his last two starts, only needing 81 pitches to go 7 full innings last Monday.  He faced the Braves once last season and didn't make it out of the 2nd inning after giving up 7 runs on 7 hits.  Obviously he hopes to do better today.

Derek Lowe has been pretty good in his first four starts as the Braves ace.  He took the loss in Washington last Monday as he faced off against Nationals' rookie Jordan Zimmerman.  He's been uncharacteristically wild so far this year, walking over 4 batters per 9 innings after walking under 2 per 9 IP last season.  Since the Reds haven't been hitting the ball much, hopefully they can manage to take advantage of some wildness and get some HAVOC going on the base paths.  It seems like that's our only hope to score runs these days.

It'll be another beautful day at the old ball park.  Here's hoping the home team can make it a winning one as well!

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Pray for Goodroyo today

I can’t take another double digits walk offering from the Cinci staff.

by chesirecat on Apr 25, 2009 11:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Also

These day games are awesome. I keep falling asleep for innings 7-8-9, so it’ll be a welcome change to actually hear a whole game. I assume the start time means that it’ll be on FOX?

by chesirecat on Apr 25, 2009 11:32 AM EDT reply actions  

no

i think its just FSN

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 25, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bummer

I thought the national media might have been drinking the Kool Aid.

by chesirecat on Apr 25, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Derek Lowe?

I was hoping he’d be pitching at GABP this summer.

unfortunately it still didn’t work out like i’d hoped

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 25, 2009 11:50 AM EDT reply actions  

i was hoping Lincecum woulda been pitching @ GABP this summer

unfortunately that didnt work out like i’d hoped, either.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 25, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just got done cutting the grass

Holy shit it’s nice outside. Won’t be watching the game today. WAY to nice to be indoors.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 25, 2009 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

i'll be leaving the game thread

after the baby’s nap is over.

we are headed to the park this afternoon

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by chandrathan on Apr 25, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you insist on being outdoors...

Would you like to come over and cut the grass here? It’s like the freaking Amazon. I’d offer you beer, but you’ve got your own stash…

"I'm going to kick the fire with cheese!"

by Ash on Apr 25, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahaha!

I just saw that you’re running low. Now I have something to bargain with!

"I'm going to kick the fire with cheese!"

by Ash on Apr 25, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

things people don't worry about

Slyde: Your beer, because he’s got a case in the garage.

JCH: your ads because he’s got firefox with adblock

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by chandrathan on Apr 25, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

How's the weather in Birkdale?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Apr 25, 2009 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm here and alive

been mostly dead the past few days but I made it.

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 25, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions  

you're half alive but feel mostly dead?

just try to tell yourself it’ll be alright

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by chandrathan on Apr 25, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Princess Bride'd

Got knocked up with some nitrous oxide at the dentist office but its all good now. I enjoyed it though.

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 25, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh...i didn't get it

i was going for jewel’d

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by chandrathan on Apr 25, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hiya folks!

Bronson Arroyo…man…

I went to the game he pitched at Turner Field in ’07 on my birthday and he absolutely dominated the Braves. It was a tough birthday…

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Now, Yunel...

That’s how you’re supposed to respond to getting hit.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions  

2 runs already?

Does this mean it’s a Badrroyo day?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 25, 2009 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Dang...

Diaz is playing…bleh.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 25, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn sorry Johnny imissed the reply button

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 25, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

its 7 pounds

Thats like 11 bucks real money. As much as I want to read about that, its a pretty expensive mag

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 25, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lineup today with out T-Virus

C Dickerson LF
J Hairston Jr. CF
J Votto 1B
B Phillips 2B
J Bruce RF
E Encarnacion 3B
A Gonzalez SS
R Hanigan C
B Arroyo P

Still dragging EdE, gonzo and RayMoan along (C-Dick too)

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 25, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

With the way this is going...

I think we should have stayed on the road all year

by wishfuldrifter on Apr 25, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch...

Walking the pitcher…

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

They probably should've...

just kept him on the bases…wear him down. Shoulda thought of that in the .056 seconds he had to contemplate it.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

good thing I'm drinking

Unfortunately, in one hour I will probably be taking the last test in my life (excluding sobriety and paternity)

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 25, 2009 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper HR, 6-0 Braves

Off to watch paint dry attend a CLE.

by ken on Apr 25, 2009 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

So...

this isn’t the same pitcher from my birthday.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

The Braves Announcers mentioned...

that he had to cut down on playing the guitar. Maybe he’s still very upset.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lowe!

Ground balls, not fly balls. Geeezzz….

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Rec'd

I’d like a see a few more of those from the line up today… at least until we get caught up

by wishfuldrifter on Apr 25, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that song...

with the apple bottom jeans and the low[e] is his at-bat song.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey guys

Geez…rough start so far today.

by Who's on First? on Apr 25, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Arroyo

has an interesting wind-up. His leg is completely straight when he kicks it up.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't even know what to say to that...

It’s kinda weird. Maybe it reminds me of gymnastics…

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

me, too

It’s irresistible. You see that leg kick, you have to photograph it.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 25, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone's trying it

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 25, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha...

This made me laugh out loud.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Schafer's ok.

There has been a lot of that fouling pitches off the foot thing happening this year…

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Well iam at work and just checked in

What the hell…well at least HanniganMan is in and HAS PRODUCED ANOTHER HIT

Taveras stayed… up way late with Dusty’s daughter…..

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 25, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

The Braves' announcers are talking about Sevendust

They have a new album coming out, you know.

\m/

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on Apr 25, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Not in the least

They had some sort of ad tie-in trivia question about who listed to Sevendust on their Verizon phone or something (Peter Moylan, FYI), and then continued talking about “the boys” afterwards.

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on Apr 25, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant the metal hands

Wouldn’t have figured you for a ’dust brother.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The metal hands were ironic, yes

I haven’t listened to Sevendust in many a moon.

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on Apr 25, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty told him he looked like a little penis with a hat on

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on Apr 25, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy fuck, Dusty got ejected?

That never happens. Don’t screw with Cherry, Estabrook! Dusty will END YOU!

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Cherry

Was he arguing balls and strikes?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 25, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so

He struck out on four pitches and GameDay showed them all out of the zone, or at least highly questionable.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who got tossed?

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 25, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

cherry and dusty

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 25, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't say that I'm sad Hairston is out of the game...

I don’t like him much. Well, ever since the…uh, you know…

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Allright the little Gnome guy takes his rightful place

I predict a victory and Hello Dad

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 25, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Will McFlurry take over in CF or will it be Wily

the excitement is almost unfuckingbearable

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 25, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Need a rubdown?

Dusty’s not doing anything right now.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Apr 25, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHHHHH!!!

Not on the hand…

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay Bruce got plunked on the hand a week or so ago

He missed three games, but when he came back he started hitting home runs. Maybe it’s for the best.

…It didn’t hit his pointing hand, did it?

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last year...

Alfonso Soriano got plunked on the hand and had to miss like a month. (We won’t talk about which team plunked him, though…)

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey...

He did hit a homerun. Maybe you’re on to something.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just thought Arroyo got tossed...

but he didnt

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 25, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

This ump is horrible

I’m surprised he didn’t toss him

by wishfuldrifter on Apr 25, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Derek Lowe's a good pitcher

We can expect those out of him from time to time.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arroyo has settled in, too.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

My plan to watch the game...

and write my paper is not being executed very well.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Not that I don't enjoy having you around

But I think you could pretty safely turn this off, assured that Atlanta will preserve the victory.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah.

Not likely.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

"What do you think about Little Lady's execution?"

“I’m in favor of it.”

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on Apr 25, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here I am...

what’d I miss?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

OH, he was OUT!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

One wonders if Bobby Cox will seize this opportunity

To show Dusty how getting tossed is done.

…with syrup.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby's been...

surprisingly mellow this year. It’s annoying.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the same ump that was behind home plate last night

wasn’t it?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

usually they rotate

So it’s not the ump behind the plate.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 25, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hanigan sucks.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Kinda suprised we're not seeing Bronson's personal shortstop as well

Especially since Dusty only made the comment that Gonzalez would play in four games (the three Cubs games and yesterday’s homestand opener). But here he is in his fifth consecutive game, hitting homers and just everything!

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice job by Bronson to go to second.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I love it when old weeble-wobble pops out to argue

Did you guys just see him mouth: “If you don’t watch it, I’ll beat your wife’s ass too.”

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Apr 25, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

So what happened to Cherry?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

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"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 25, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Go outside

If nothing else, you’ll probably strike out a Hairston or two.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just happened to pop in to see that at bat

and I was just here to see if we needed a new game thread. I was fairly confident that we didn’t, just as I am that the Reds won’t win.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 25, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice swing at ball four.

Just trying to make contact.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, this game is done

If you can’t believe in Votto, what can you believe in?

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Apr 25, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

2nd and 3rd, no outs

And they can’t score… Christ on a crutch

by chesirecat on Apr 25, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, that sucked.

It had some promise…

But then no.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

For those keeping score

That’s six strikeouts for the Reds and no walks.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

HORRIBLE

This umpire is the worst.

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 25, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree

Welsh said he’s actually a minor league ump that is a replacement

by wishfuldrifter on Apr 25, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's appropriate

this is basically a minor league quality lineup right now too.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 25, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the one at third...

holds that distinction.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schafer!!

His foot must be ok.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF Darnell?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, the announcer was wrong.

Dickerson apparently can’t deal with wind. At all.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goddammit, Dickerson.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

Nice of the real Reds to show up today.

by chesirecat on Apr 25, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

They'll play for nine innings!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate hearing about Adam Wainwright...

like he’s a god that the Braves let slip through their fingers.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

My coworker went to the same high school as him

I’m sick of hearing about him too. Or really anything else that has to do with Dublin, GA.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're not even playing the Cards...

I feel sorry for you guys playing in the same division as the Cards and Cubs.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, he caught one.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

He acted like that one almost hit him...

and it was almost in the strike zone.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yunel says

In-Ya-Face soon to be last place Reds!

SuperStar Fred McGriff gives this post his "full endorsahment"!

by Molly Flogger on Apr 25, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Molly...

Don’t be rude. These are good people here.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

And besides

The Astros will keep us out of last place.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

The encouragement of violence

angers Yunel, I have no say in that.

SuperStar Fred McGriff gives this post his "full endorsahment"!

by Molly Flogger on Apr 26, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

ballgame...

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 25, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

So Taveras is out...

because we hate to start three guys batting at least .250, right?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

HOMERUN

Braves getting double pits to chesty with it!

by Little_Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Great...

I have a fan.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's jealous

Of our new guest poster.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 25, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should I be afraid if it's him?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

(note to self:

Do not go to Whitefish Bay, WI)

(gulp) Yes?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

just as long as he doesn’t post any pictures

by chesirecat on Apr 25, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice AB, BP.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

It may be garbage duty

But the kid is proving he belongs

by chesirecat on Apr 25, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree

It’s looking like Danny Ray instead of Bray was the right move.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 25, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geki

How are we feeling about the Herrera v. Bray argument now?

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Um.

DLR trapped that against the net…

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

What did ya'll think about Dunn?

I remember last summer someone saying that Dunn was lethargic and didn’t play hard, etc…

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Those were pretty common complaints throughout much of Cincinnati

Most of the people here liked him, particularly his ability to hit loads of home runs and get on base a bunch. Plus he was a really jocular guy. Needless to say, we’re doing just fine without his offense now.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to find a more divisive Red than Dunn

I loved the guy. He always produced and had a great sense of humor. Maybe not a huge clubhouse presence, but a really worthy guy to have nonetheless.

by chesirecat on Apr 25, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda wished the Braves got him.

But, I have seen him play the outfield and it was pretty bad. Then again, our left field defense has been pretty bad.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was BS.

He was a polarizing figure, since he gets a lot of HRs, walks, and strikeouts.

He also had a reputation for being a significantly below average left fielder. By most metrics, though, he was a solidly average fielder last year.

That said, he’s gone. Many of us wish he weren’t, but there’s not much to do about it.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian McCann...

likes Adam Dunn

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

How did you know?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

When do you think...

Jocketty finally gets concerned with the offense?

by wishfuldrifter on Apr 25, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Why worry?

Jocketty on Thursday:

“I know we’re going to hit,” he said. “Guys like Brandon [Phillips] and Edwin [Encarnacion] and [Alex] Gonzalez are not going to hit under .200. I think when the weather gets a little better, you traditionally see the bats get a little better. We just have to continue to pitch well, because that will be our formula — pitch well and play good defense. The bats will come. I’m not that worried about it.”

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

I forgot about that Pitching and Defense bit

by wishfuldrifter on Apr 25, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya'll realize...

that was Norton’s first hit of the season?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 25, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Lincoln hasn't been too impressive this year...

He’s now allowed runs in four of seven appearances.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm already worried about him

He doesn’t look nearly as good as he did last year

by wishfuldrifter on Apr 25, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

last offseason

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 25, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness

I was worried we wouldn’t make it to double digit strikeouts again

by chesirecat on Apr 25, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Or double digit runs allowed?

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by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

Give Janish credit, that was a hell of an effort.

by chesirecat on Apr 25, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

He's also now batting .455

Hanigan enters this at-bat hitting .385. Thank goodness they don’t play much.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

They belong in AAA.

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by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy cow!

What a battle by Janish.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 25, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Dickerson just looks lost.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Can Rosales play LF?

Seriously.

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by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Fitting end to this crap-fest

11 Ks
5 Starters under .200 BA
Arroyo gives up 9 ER
Top 6 guys in the order have a .083 OBP for the game.

But really, numbers can’t quantify how shitty of a game this was.

by chesirecat on Apr 25, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

It pretty much is

But since I’ve spent a long time writing stuff out, I’m gonna go ahead with what I’ve got.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 25, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

jerk.

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by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dickerson

back on the Interstate!

If he keeps this up, he’s going to owe Daedalus an apology.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 25, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I hope he responds to this comment.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 25, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missed today's game for the most part...

Yes Rosales can play left field OR SS

today’s quick look at the offense

C-Dick o-5 4ks .195 on his way to AAA
BP 0-4 .161
EdE. 0-4 .145
Gonzo 1-4 .152

Pathetic…

Meanwhile

Nix 1-2 .263
Hqnnigan 2-3, 1BB .357
Jannish 1-1 .454
Bruce 1-3 .245
Votto 0-3 .358

Bad Bronson today but no O.
Until something changes it is time to play Hannigan, Jannish, more of Nix and bring Adam Rosales up.

The red’s are terribly vulnerable offensively..a bad day by a pitcher is usually going to equate to a loss.

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 25, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

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