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Game 16 Thread #2: Braves at Reds

Good news:  Volquez has given up only 1 hit through 5 innings.

Bad news:  That hit was a home run.

Good news:  Volquez has 7 Ks.

Bad news:  Volquez has 7 BBs.

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Game 16 Recap: Braves 4, Reds 3

Apr 2009 from Talking Chop - 4 comments

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"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh yeah, and good thing BP's back in the cleanup spot

I was really missing those strikeouts with runners on base. Thanks BP!

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been waiting a few minutes for this thread to go up

i didn’t get here until 300 comments and I want to read them later

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

Ya’ll have an extra game-thread. This is a first for me.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah when you get up to 300+ comments

the thread can get kinda bogged down. so we try to keep things brisk.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...tell me about it.

Gondee (at Talking Chop) hasn’t done extra game threads even when it gets into the thousands.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that I'm upset about that.

I like Gondee very much and think he does a great job.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like torture

how can you insert a clever and timely lolcat into the conversation with that kind of volume?

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's impossible.

That’s why I don’t post over there during the games very often.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Schafer'll get his first steal here?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

so

anyone tried the mountain dew throwback?

Made with real sugar!

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

The new blue kind is excellent

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit, Masset

Ross the Merciful in midseason form, I see

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey everybody

I see we have guests tonight.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't consider myself a guest

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

Hiya!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome

Tell your team to stop walking.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah!

I don’t think so, Tim!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No sensible person...

could possibly be a Cubs fan.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well shucks!

I enjoy all you good folks here, as well.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

they didnt call him Black Jack

because of his skin color.

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evidently not

He’s already back with the GCL Reds, giving him even younger minds to shape into future deadbeat dads!

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's dead anyway

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy Cornelia!!

That guy is ugly!!!

(looks away)

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should see him now

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Holy shit, rec'd in peace

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is this person?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

dead professional wrestler

mr. perfect curt hennig

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought I would get to watch this whole game

before I had to go sling PBR to hippies.

Damn you Edinson

by coviner on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought PBR was for hipsters

and Sammy Smiths was for hippies? which bar are you working at this evening?

by Clove on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know about ya'll...

but I hold my breath everytime a ball is hit in Diaz’s direction.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Edwin Elpidio Encarnacion!

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Brendan and/or BK

I thought last night’s office was possibly the best of the season. What say ye?

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

False.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, there are two schools of thought...

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last night's episode was entirely too unrealistic (spoiler alert)

If there ends up being a “jump the shark” moment on the show, it was the end of that one. They had an awesome plot twist with Michael quitting and the new paper company, but their resolution to that ended up being “everyone gets their jobs back and everything is now back to normal like nothing happened”. Not sure where else I would have taken it, but they could have done something brilliant with that and they completely copped out.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree'd

And I’m really looking forward to the next episode to see how Michael punishes Dwight

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was definitely gratifying

to see Michael run Charles out

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a seminal michael moment

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is so endearing

the way Michael can be such a dunce, yet every now and again he can score one for you.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

like when he was the only one to come to pam's art show

and bought the picture…

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen it yet

Though I was watching episodes from Season 1. High quality stuff.

Also, “The Unusuals” is a pretty decent show.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Season 1 was mostly redoing the British episodes, right?

They’re good, but the U.S. show didn’t really have its own voice yet.

by ken on Apr 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember not really liking them the first time through

Then after just re-watching them, there are some truly great episodes. Like Dwight picking the health care plan, and the basketball game with the warehouse staff.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

the basketball game was first season?

that’s a great episode

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree'd

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

the first season finale was great too

with Amy Adams as the purse chick.

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drop Dead Gorgeous!

One of the few things I can stand Kirstin Dunst. Or Kirstie Alley. Or Denise Richards. Just an all around improbable film.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

you watch girlie movies!

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, Brendanukkah,

I do too!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

one of my favorite movies is Troy.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

My computer is...

none too happy about all these tabs I keep opening. Ok, where’s my mac?!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

you didn't read the thread from last week

where i proclaimed my hatred for little women…

so i’ll take this opportunity to reiterate. I hate the book and the movie.

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never seen that.

I know, I know! I’ve never seen a lot of the classics. Holy Grail, Godfather, etc…

Don’t worry, I’ll get on that as soon as finals are over…
(uncrosses fingers)

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Was thisclose to going there, though. Changed my mind at the last minute.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't catch it

Junebug and Miss Pettigrew were highly enjoyable. Can’t say much for the other three except:

- Bring It On
- Deconstructing Harry
- Wild Things

by ken on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drop Dead Gorgeous also had Ellen Barkin

Have to say, her turn in Ocean’s 13 took me totally by surprise. Yowza!

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only the first one is the same

and it’s exactly the same

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yunel Us By the Trail of Dead at the plate...

Fucking Christ, it’s Free Walk Night, and the first 15 Braves to arrive at home plate get to take first base free.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

That's 9 on us

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha...

+1

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

we dont do the +1 'round here

if you like it, you can rec it.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got it.

(note to self: no +’s or 1’s)

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Kotchman fella...

is growing on me. I just wish he wouldn’t wear his uniform like pj’s.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Burton/Smurf warming up

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Haven't read the first thread yet

did anyone comment on how horrible these braves uniforms are?

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait!

What?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're navy.

I happen to like them.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they wearing their blue ones?

Yeah, I really, really don’t like those.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's not to like?

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Spring Training/Batting Practice Jerseys...

are blue with red lettering.

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are a major step down from the old ones.

i think anyway

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish...

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

hi kids

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi Caleb

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

'sup caleb?

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

nada

went and played softball tonight.. My old legs are hurtin’

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by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

wonderful weather for softball

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was.. we lost

I had to play to save them from a forfeit. Came out of retirement lol. Am going back in

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, can we get Masset the fuck out of there, pretty please

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Good to see him reading the game thread tonight

Hey, Dusty!

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That about sums it up

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man this has been frustrating

Just like the Reds to play like crap after a great road trip

by chesirecat on Apr 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Just need one, Lefty Smurf

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Very nice.

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice play

Danny Ray

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

The Hamburglar in to pinch hit for D-Ray

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

crabman!

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Second leadoff hitter!

Come on, Willy!

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

RALLY CAPS INITIATE

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tying run is UP

(Upper Peninsula counts as Canada, right?)

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ON JO-EH

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

UHH, I'LL TAKE IT

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I SWEAR TO GOD BP IF YOU SWING AT THE FIRST PITCH AND GROUND OUT TO 2B

I’LL HUNT DOWN YOUR FAMILY AND KILL THEM

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

poor kitteh

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that ruled a hit or an error?

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Boo

It was perfect placement. Would’ve been a tough play for any pitcher. Plus, a home scorer should give Votto the hit.

by ken on Apr 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree.

That was a real tough error.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

there goes the batting average

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he ends the year...

with a .299 batting average…

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha...

good point. But it may not matter.

Jeff Francoeur got 4 mil in arb after the horrible year he had last year…
Something to look forward to? Yay?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Votto is very good...

So you’re looking at a lot more for his first year of arb. You’d better lock him up soon (A la Brian McCann)

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm all for it

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm all for locking him up cheaply, too.

That way, maybe our youngsters won’t get any grandiose ideas…

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, you're not in a slump, BP

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

but that is 3 straight lefties

and the only lefties we have. as arbitrary as i think knifey-spooney is, im not so sure that is the way to go.

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree

I like to see R-L to the extent possible. I think it really can make matchup headaches at the ends of games.

by ken on Apr 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

man, we need a cleanup hitter something bad, and I’m not convinced EE is it

by sharks on Apr 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if you move Dickerson out of the 2-hole, where he isn't getting it done

if I’m putting two back-to-back lefties in the lineup, it’s Votto and Bruce at 3-4.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

but then who hits 2nd? im afraid there just isnt an ideal (Dusty-style) lineup construction with the group we have.

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't decide either

Nobody really fits the mold better than Dickie. Hairston would be the best case there when he’s in, but Gonzalez and Hernandez can’t bat there and having BP there could be worse than him batting 4th. Edwin would be the obvious choice but he isn’t hitting either.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey Little Lady

how’s the Braves bullpen look? do the Redlegs have a chance?

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

They started the year ABYSMALLY!!

But they’ve been very good the past couple of days. And I feel like Soriano has pitched in just about every game.

But we did just have an off-day.

No doubt they’ll use Soriano and Gonzo in the 8th and 9th. And they’re very good.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

A chance? Yes. A good chance? …?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good evening folks...seems like we are losing

Hmmm David Ross is batting .364?

Why do they always go elsewhere and propser?

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That's insane.

The Braves only have 3 hits tonight.

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Evenin, bitches.

so I see we’re losing. Nice. Anybody else drinking?

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by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I am

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you are.

I think the whole town knows you are.

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by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

unfortunately, no

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh...

Yunel’s highlights are disgusting.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

The silver lining for tonight:

Dayton won!

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope.

Erased a 5-run deficit to do it. So if they can do it, surely there’s hope for our beloved Redlegs, right?

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, BK...I'm in

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question #2...

Is OBC or Pops here? And are they or anybody else planning on watching Juanma tomorrow night? And, if not, what the hell is wrong with you?

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

had to google it

you talking boxing

nope not gonna watch

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you have HBO....

Watch Juanma. He’s worth the price of admission.

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by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting...

Soriano in the 8th…

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

You do not speak of Kenny Powers...

for if one speaks of Kenny Powers, Kenny Powers will surely hunt him down.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know who to root for between the Phillies and Marlins...

I hate the Phillies, but the Marlins are handily winning the division.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

root for the fish

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

fer sher

they are my pick for the WS

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That hurts me...

right here (places hand over heart)

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, that's an easy one

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

bleh...

Is it bad of me to just hope there is a massive brawl and all the players have to go on the DL?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think you'd have to worry about that

I’m sure your team could take ours in a fight, as long as Jonny Gomes is still toiling in AAA.

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't talking about our teams...

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't paying attention.

Yeah, fuck the Phillies.

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce - Double

Cool

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

you forget "the" before bruce

gotta fit ’em all in there

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that would just be silly

think of how long it would be?!

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot Hova, you heathen

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

ive never liked Hova

it sounds fat to me.

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's true!

of all the bruce nicknames…that’s the worst

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always thought

bruce almighty was pretty tacky

by sharks on Apr 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice start

keep it going

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by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm too lazy to reread the evening's threads

Who is this ’Little Lady" ?

Ball 4

Hernia to bunt…

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by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Just a Friendly Braves Fan!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

really

you are a rare breed then

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by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute!

I happen to think many Braves fans are friendly!

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell us more please

Live in Atlanta?
Female?
Age?
Occupation?
Martial Status?
Social Security # ?

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by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awkward...

Yes.
Yes.
*
College Student.
.
*
--*

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

what college

what is your major?

We are really nosey folks here at RR

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by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a Communications Major

with a concentration in Public Relations and a music minor.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I recently changed my major from Nursing...

Someone asked earlier if I went to Emory. No, but I would’ve gone next year if I hadn’t changed my major.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

you dont have to talk to Mads

he’s just our local-drunken-old-man-bowling-corespondent.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good to know...

I don’t want to offend anyone.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't believe a word Scrabbles tell you

he’s a Peanuts (Charles Schultz) fan…he can’t help it..its genetic

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by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch yourself....this RR group is full of Little Lady predators...

Not me I’m old and in the way.

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by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

notice that she is talking to two of the older RR's?

she must be fearless.

Or really unaware

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by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe someone should make a list of folks I should avoid...

Would it help?

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

1) Madville

2) Caleb

3 would be Brendanukkah, unless you really like stupid puns.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really like stupid puns

which made it hurt even more when he traded me

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

nasty like sexual?

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, 'Nukkah.

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by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also...

There are tickets still available for The National’s late night show on Sunday night of Memorial Day weekend. You should go, if for no other reason than the fact that I will be there.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'm going to be out of town that weekend

But would you be interested in starting up a tribute band with me called The Natinal?

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

If I formatted that improperly, please fix it. I’m not good at HTML.

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by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit.

that didn’t work at all.

Does it work this time?

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Glad to see you’re pickin’ up what I’m throwin’ down.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian McCann!!!!

Wait. That wasn’t the time, was it? Dammit.

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by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually...

I do like puns.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you'll figure it out pretty quickly

but i’ll give you a hint

stay away from names that rhyme with advil and dustin

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also,

I’d probably steer clear of boobs. See, he has this couch……

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by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I don't want to know...

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

not even a little?

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the line you went with?

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not the line i wanted to go with

but I think it’s important that you know

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should I be afraid?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to opposing fans

but you seem pretty cool. Have you met our friend Crolfer?

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by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

This is my first time here.

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

crolfer...

I’ve heard good things about him….

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok...

We need some triple play action…

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

AMEN.

A team which cannot score gives AWAY outs. Ficking stupid

by timb116 on Apr 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Owings time?

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

crap i forgot about gonzales

it just didn’t seem possible that hernandez wouldn’t be our number 8 hitter

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

sac bunt by Hernandez

who needs a nickname

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by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

he's got the best nicknamer

ram-her

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep...hope he makes contact again

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by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good bunt

Too bad that we gave up a crucial out.
G-yawnz-O – common

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by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Pssst... Dusty... we're still losing by one

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

SAC - another out, but a run...good luck Laynce

you need a hit,
Should be Micah

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by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet....

I have the MLBN feed right now. Come on, Laynce Nix and your superfluous “Y”

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by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

shit.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

What’s going on?

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

HALLELUJAH!!!!

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Uckyoufay, Ixnay

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

dang it

needed that one Laynce

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by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY DID NIX BAT

Don’t they know about Micah?

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that was dumb

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really don't agree with Hernia bunting.

He’s hitting reasonable well…but I guess Dusty only wanted one run

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by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

did you all vote on the Mother's Day honorary bat girl contest?

Please go to the post and wade through the terrible web site and vote for this young lady.

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

The question I'd really like to see asked to Dusty after the game:

“By playing for one run in the 8th, are you saying that losing 4-3 is better than losing 4-2?”

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Lovely.

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh!

I just finished my last Coca-Cola!

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Howdy

How’s things around these parts tonight? Scratchin and clawin, eh?

by BayouCityRed on Apr 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

you know how it is

playing for 1 run when we need 2

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chipper needs a Birthday hit!

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree

hit him in the arm

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by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

definitely

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO!!!!

Chipper is fragile…no hitting our best hitter!!

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean David Ross?

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take it...

You good people don’t like Ross too much?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a fan

A lot of us were screaming for him to play over Bako last year.

He did into a triple play last year, hence my comment above.

by ken on Apr 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah...

I see. I didn’t know that.

See! You learn something new every day!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was being serious...

We don’t believe in sample size here… Ross has an avg of .333, the best of any Brave in the lineup tonight, meaning he is the best hitter on the Braves. My logic is infallible. And that big word makes this post seem more intelligenter.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Despite the fact that...

He’s a back-up player, right?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tonight, he is starting. Therefore, he is a starter.

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Touche.

I wish McCann had better eyes. He’s not off to the best start.

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crolfer = awesome.

That is all.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you, MLBN

They just talked about how awesome Zack Greinke is. I’m cool with that part.

But, they told us that “his name is spelled G-R-E-I-N-K-E,” as though he’s a guy who’s just emerging. Greinke’s pitched 324 innings of 3.55 ERA over the past 2 years. We’re aware of who the hell Zack Greinke is.

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by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a Royal... Most people aren't actually aware that there are 2 pro teams in Missouri...

I can’t blame them…

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kansas City's in Missouri?

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what they tell me...

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

right?

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

that doesn't make sense

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

why don't they call it missouri city?

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Missouri, we prefer to name all of our cities after other places...

Kansas City
Cuba
California
Mexico

You get the idea?

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

isnt Columbia in South America?

what’s with you people? youre all crazy!

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot about that one...

somehow…

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't cuba in cuba?

where’s justin when you need him?

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last time I saw him,

he was standing in front of the Rage Against the Machine museum in Havana, grabbing his manhood.

by ken on Apr 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

makes sense

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Houston, Ohio?

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by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohio.....

Where “Houston” is pronounced “House-ton” and “Russia” is pronounced “Roosh-ie”

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by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Versailles (Ver-sales), Indiana feels your pain

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a "ver-sales" ohio, too.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Versailles = Versayles

Mantua = Manoway
Bellefontaine = Bellfountain

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Bayou City

Watched Bronson and the boys on Monday… good game…

by BayouCityRed on Apr 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahem

Columbia happens to be the capital of this great nation. Colombia is the coke-den you’re thinking of.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

Columbia, Colombia; Vottos, Vottoes…

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joey Votto does not think that is funny.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was facetious right?

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not at all

The capital city, which came to be called Washington, wasn’t supposed to be in any state, so it was placed in a special district, which was called Columbia.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

... ah

see, cause half the people in Missouri think St. Louis, Kansas City, or Columbia be the area wherein the capital lies.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

coolio

I’ve never actually been there…

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you go, go to the Burger Haus

My first roommate when I moved to DC was a staffer for Kenny Hulshof, and that was in his district. He too loved the Burger Haus.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

will do

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there seriously a Mexico, Missouri?

Nowai.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

We have district music competitions at the high school there for choir and band.

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

soooo....

does this mean the Yankees are going to sign him?

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't hold back Blee

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by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't judge me.

I’m drunk and belligerent tonight.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That means what I think it means, right?

I sometimes get “belligerent” and “benevolent” mixed up.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

arthur rhodes needs a tissue

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes and I need a drink,,,I'll be right back

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by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clownboy prattles on about Volquez not getting it done...

Why not rant a little about Gonzo or EdE – Send ‘em to A ball is Clownster’s solution for everything

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by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Simpson (Braves announcer)

Making it known he doesn’t like the Mets, or Shea Stadium…again.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

But Joe Simpson does not like Shea Stadium.

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

barry larkin did

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The toupee guy?

Joe Simpson likes the toupee guy, as well.

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by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish the virus would use two hands

he scares me out there

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah time for a cold cold cold one

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by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

good beer

but not near heavy enough for watching this team

by sharks on Apr 24, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cobra!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha...

Well, we just call him that because of his sway!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus he spits venom into his opponets' eyes...

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah yeah...

what he said…

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been watching the game but haven't been online

 My notes thus far:

1. Volquez WTF with the 7 walks that’s a lot ridiculous

2. DRH needs to rethink the mustache

3. Get out the rally caps.

by Dave from Louisville on Apr 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

RALLY CAPS

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM BOOM CLAP

here we go Virus, here we go

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by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

smarty and Clownass spend the entire inning capping on Wagon

they don’t think he’s trying very hard.

Common Wily

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by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

RALLY CAPS!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Cherry on deck? MICAH please

C’mon Dustanus

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by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

dusty simply baffles me

by sharks on Apr 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

My interests are conflicted here... I have Gonzalez on a fantasy team and desperately need saves...

Ha… Screw fantasy baseball!

Here we go Cherry!

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by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

A Gonzalez save would be...

Fabulous!!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where the FUCK is Micah.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

CHERRY HERE MAKES NO SENSE. NO SENSE.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure he does

dusty already used mcdonald

by sharks on Apr 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty is saving him to bat for Votto

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOM BOOM CLAP

swing the bats boys

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Hairston ever catch?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

No

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok...

Nevermind.

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to my knowledge.

Hatteberg did. Don’t think Hairston did.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHOCKING

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh!!

He’s not hobbling is he?!?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess owings hasn't done enough to prove himself

also what in the world is that pitcher doing before he throws the pitch?

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

No pressure Joey

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ON JO-EH

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

JO-EH

CLAP CLAP CLAP

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

JO-EH

CLAP CLAP CLAP

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Shut the fuck up Jaff Brantley

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

JO-EH

CLAP CLAP CLAP

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

My heart is pounding...

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM BOOM CLAP

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

COMMON JO-EH....

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

doom doom crap

that was nasty

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Apr 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm gonna sing the doom song.

Doom

Doom doom doom doom.

Doom doom.

(Please somebody understand the reference. Nobody’s going to understand the reference)

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Doesn't Understand the Reference

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn't understand the reference...then i used google

and i now understand it

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

The Doom Song’s on google?

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Google is a wonderful thing.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

mebe

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay!!

I’m very sorry for the pain this causes you wonderful people, but I’m elated that my Braves have won!

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks, Dusty and Nick

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

pin this one on Volquez

dude cant walk 7 batters. he just cant.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

cantu

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you use Brian McCann's name as an expletive?

"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner

by Little Lady on Apr 24, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You had to be there.

He uses McCann’s name as the stupid pun I referenced earlier. Thankfully, he spared us this time.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks you Dusty for SAC bunting out of the 8th inning rally for one useless run

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 24, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

well

i don’t think this picture is appropriate

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by chandrathan on Apr 24, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did that FanPost go....

where that new poster was talking about “smallball,” and I told him how much that pissed me off, and why these Reds are definitely not playing smallball?

I’m sorry, Slyde. I think I scared a new poster off. I’ll be nicer when I’m sober. I promise.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

no it was me

that post was just pasted from his own blog. seems like a nice guy though. he apologized and hopes to come on back and give ’er another try.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 26, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

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