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Game 15 Thread: Reds at Cubs

Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs, Apr 23, 2009 2:20 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Chicago Cubs

Thursday, Apr 23, 2009, 2:20 PM EDT
Wrigley Field

Aaron Harang vs Carlos Zambrano

Partly cloudy. Game time temperature around 65.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Aaron Harang 1-2 2.70 1.20 17 4



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Carlos Zambrano 1-0 5.21 1.58 20 9


This will be the seventh time that Aaron Harang and Carlos Zambrano have started against one another during their careers.  The Reds are 4-2 in these match-ups, with Harang taking the victory in 3 of those 4 wins and suffering the loss in both of the losses.  Zambrano won the last time these two faced off back in May of 2008, when Harang allowed just 3 runs over 7 innings, but the Reds failed to put any runs on the board and managed only 4 hits in the game. 

Harang has been outstanding so far this season, averaging nearly 7 innings per start and unintentionally walking only 3 of the 84 batters he has faced.  His strikeouts are down slightly, but then so are his home runs allowed, so it's a worthwhile trade-off. 

The main issue for Harang so far has been run support.  The Reds' offense has scored just 1.04 R/G during his starts this season.  Without looking it up, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that is one of the worst rates in the league.  Given that the offense is averaging just 2.6 runs over the last 7 games, I can't imagine that Harang is looking forward to the daunting task facing him of trying to shut out the Cubs for a 2nd day in a row.  Unfortunately, that may be what it takes to win this thing.

I say this because Zambrano has dominated the Reds for most of his career.  He is 14-9 with a 3.03 ERA in 31 career games against the Reds and has allowed just 143 hits in 181.1 innings.  If there is anything going in the Reds favor today it's that Zambrano looked pretty bad in his last start against the Cardinals, giving up 7 runs in 7 innings, including 3 home runs.  I don't have a lot of confidence that the offense can do that sort of damage today, but maybe they can manage to put 4 or 5 runs on the board and not force Harang to be otherworldly in order to get a win.

A win today would make this road trip one of the best for the Reds in the past few years.  Even if they lose though, a 6-4 road trip against division rivals should do a lot ot instill confidence in the young club.  It should especially help them to know that they can win without scoring big since that may have to happen a lot this year.

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I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 12:50 PM EDT reply actions  

AWESOME!

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by chandrathan on Apr 23, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shaq? Is that you?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP

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by chandrathan on Apr 23, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

'sup 'tHan?

Looks like we got this thread to ourselves. How ya been? And did you see the jerk named Jeremy is going to Europe instead of Louisville?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

playing in Europe can lead to great things

Patrick Sparks was on a team for one year and now hes selling cars in Central City

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 23, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

where's central city?

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by chandrathan on Apr 23, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's inbetween Suffragette City and Funky Town

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Apr 23, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

BFE, about an hour further west than Bowling Green

I’ve been there. There is a consistent sound of banjos and squealin’

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 23, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds niiiiiice

you’d think he’d try to work in lexington

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by chandrathan on Apr 23, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Murray, KY anyone?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, thanks

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on Apr 23, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

I hated that place.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't mind the decision honestly

He was a one-and-done, and I hope it forces a reevaluation of the entire process.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't mind either

but mainly because this is a baseball blog during baseball season.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 23, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Boom! Roasted!

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 23, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

at least you are talking about an actual game

and not some high school kid going backpacking in Europe or whatever.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 23, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

you've been kinda pissy lately

Lost withdrawal?

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Apr 23, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rushed home from Dharma HQ in Ann Arbor yesterday

got home just in time to find that bullshit “new” episode.

I’m not pissy, just not interested in high school basketball prospects and I felt it was important for everyone to know it.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 23, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you

Let’s talk about fake people on a magical island in this thread. Faraday getting the axe this season?

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Apr 23, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way!

he’s my favorite character since Charlie got Lost’d.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 23, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like we couldn't have guessed.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or at least narrowed it down slightly.

Wherease before at least 0 of each would be knocked off, we now know it will be at least one of each.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully its Kate

ive grown to incredibly dislike her.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 23, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that.

He got to hang out in Europe for some year, make some pretty good money, and now he’s gonna be a top-ten NBA draft pick and the second PG taken after the incomparable Ricky Rubio.

by Geki on Apr 23, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

however it's been widely reported that he was miserable for the year

put up poor numbers and didn’t get to play a lot

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by chandrathan on Apr 23, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, but it's not gonna do much to effect his NBA draft status.

Which means going to Europe really didn’t do a whole lot to hurt him. I’m sure he would’ve preferred to tear it up over there, but either way, he got to spend a year in Italy and didn’t have to go to college when he didn’t have the grades or motivation for it.

by Geki on Apr 23, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

and his coach was going to abandon him

i’m not for or against it happening.

I just think it’s amusing that it happened to louisville.

When it happens to UK in a year or so i’m gonna be pissed

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by chandrathan on Apr 23, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

lineup

Taveras
Dickerson
Votto
EdE
Bruce
BP
Hernandez
Gonzo
Harang

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 23, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, no getaway lineup for Dusty

Color me impressed.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't ask a lot of Dusty

If he can keep the ridiculous decisions to a minimum I don’t even have a problem with him having one of his favorites on the bench to keep him company.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

But don;t you think he should

He’s 33, sort of old for a catcher and is catching the back end? Will he be able to catch by May 20th?

by timb116 on Apr 23, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would have given him the day off

but i dont think its the kind of thing to get all riled up about.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 23, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would've preferred that he get the day off

Hanigan’s played well in his starts.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 23, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but

I’d take a getaway day lineup if it meant Hanigan and Janish.

by nycredsfan on Apr 23, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

which brings us to the real point

If Dusty did emply a getaway day lineup with this roster, would we even know it?

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Apr 23, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought about that after posting

I also pondered if I would like the getaway lineup better.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bottom part of the lineup

Makes up for the non-getaway-ness of the rest of the lineup.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 23, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You need to stop doing that.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was pre super long road trip though right?

I vaugely remember a hope crushing road trip after a nice lil start

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Apr 23, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

also in 2006, a season when they were 20-9 at one point

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 23, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that was the win streak that made me a Reds fan

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Apr 23, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, 2006

what a beautiful spring that was

by saboscork on Apr 23, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was so awesome to watch the reds sweep through st. louis and Houston

only to then erase everything in the next two series.

That’s my reds.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Apr 23, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what scares me about this weekend

Nice weather, big crowds will show up for the Braves series. I hope they don’t poo themselves in front of everyone like they’ve been known to in the past.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

its an odd feeling

like games are make or break. like right now, as the reds obviously overperform, we are dangling on the edge of a precipice, waiting for them to begin the inevitable plummet or continue to win miraculously

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on Apr 23, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, it's comments like these

that make me glad SBN Blogs don’t have mobile commenting yet

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Apr 23, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, but the difference is

this team can’t hit. Makes it even more improbable

by timb116 on Apr 23, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

certain guys will pull out of it

BP and EdE will not continue to hit sub-.200. Gonzo and Hairston . . .

by saboscork on Apr 23, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think Hairston can hover around .200 fyi

last season is an abberration.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 23, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

or was....

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 23, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

but he’s still accessible to the press and give a great interview, so the Cincy press won’t be on him. I like the guy as a reserve and I like the fact that he so clearly likes playing baseball, but I felt guilty about hoping he was hurt when he ran in to the wall in that game in Houston. Gomes would have to be an improvement (as would the average OF who is Matt Murton). Who know, maybe Murton could go all Ryan Ludwig for me?

by timb116 on Apr 23, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Side note - is Ryan Freel's imaginary friend common knowledge amongst most baseball fans?

I was going to make a Ryan Freel/Farney reference in my set last night and then decided not to when the crowd didn’t get the previous comedian’s “Highlander” reference.

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Apr 23, 2009 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

next time reference Star Wars

it works for Family Guy

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 23, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It might be something you could explain

“Ryan Freel – and this is true! – claimed he has a midget living in his head! [onto rest of joke]”

by Brendanukkah on Apr 23, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, the joke revolved around me being so unpopular the voices in my head talk amongst themselves and ignore me

and then complain that they’re stuck with me.

“Farney gets Ryan Freel and I’m stuck with this loser?”

I dunno, maybe better than I didn’t use it

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Apr 23, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cumb'd

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 23, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That "0 recs" is staring' you down like a mofo :)

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kind of like my audience last night

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Apr 23, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

you didnt rec it?!? WOW!

you a reformed rec whore?

if so I rec ya.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 23, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, I'm a born again non rec'r

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

while wearing a shirt saying

“I Know Slyde Better Than Will Carroll Does”

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 23, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sully's joke was all right

but this would make it better.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 23, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

so...

is all your comedy based around you being a loser, because i think that would be funny!

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by chandrathan on Apr 23, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

takes one to know one theory?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 23, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

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by chandrathan on Apr 23, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey cincy mofo's

who wants to ditch and go watch this afternoon’s game somewhere?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 23, 2009 1:53 PM EDT reply actions  

$20 says obc recommends Shimmer's

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, how about Shimmay's?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 23, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're kidding, right?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Apr 23, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clifton in Cincinnati, where UC is

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Apr 23, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the crackheads

among other colorful denizens

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on Apr 23, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

Sorry. I’m a Dayton boy originally, and don’t really know the neighborhoods of the ‘Nati. Although I think my sister lived there for two years, so maybe I’m just self-absorbed and didn’t pay attention.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 23, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are correct

But I think they are talking about Clifton down in Cincy

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on Apr 23, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Clifton by Yellow Springs

is also the birthplace of one Woody Hayes.

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on Apr 23, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

im stuck in KY

gots to be down near the peace bell in a few hours. hopefully to rub salt in cubbie fan’s wounds.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 23, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Because when I was young, they called it doin’ the hippity dippity.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had never heard of anyone actually doing anything...

with salt in wounds, but I read yesterday about video that ABC obtained of a member of the royal family brutally torturing a grain merchant who he claimed cheated him out of some grain.

One of the things he did was beat him with a plank that had a nail in it. Then he had someone hold hom down while he poured salt in the wounds.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

never tried that

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 23, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently it's all the rage

among psychotic sheikhs.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

one might say it's quite "sheikh"

/taps cigarette holder

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Apr 23, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

no Milton Bradley for the Chubbies today

it would be nice for that contract to blow up in their faces.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 23, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, I'm pretty sure it will

And I don’t even know what the specs of it are.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's only 2/20 with the third year vesting upon a certain amount of playing time.

Given that it’s Milton Bradley, that seems important.

All that said, his performance so far is making me glad they didn’t sign Parker Brothers instead.

by Geki on Apr 23, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

i remember reading that now. i thought the playing time bonus was pretty reachable though, something like 200 games over the first 2 years?

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 23, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't that kinda dangerous if he's played in 198 by the end of '10?

He’s definitely one of the dudes I do NOT want to piss off in the MLB

Drinking Slyde's haterade since 2009.

by Cy Schourek on Apr 23, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

So is mlb.tv going to suck today?

I guess I could actually work instead of watching, given that I am in my office and all.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't go doing anything crazy now

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Work / What me Work?

Why isn’t HannigMan in the fucking line up.
Christ on a shin guard.

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

bowling is for pansies

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 23, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Reds!

now entering media blackout until I get home to watch it***

"All we have to do is catch the ball and not run the bases crazy." - Brandon Phillips

by PeteyHendrix on Apr 23, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

games hasn't even started

and we’re over 100 comments!

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 23, 2009 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm excited for the weekend

I’m planning on taking my 3-year-olds to their first Reds game – do I have to get there early for the $5 bleacher seats?

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 23, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry sold out

had to be there yesterday to get those seats

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

is the entire game sold out?

or just the $5 seats?

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 23, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 dollar ones

EVERYONE wants those seats

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps they find the price attractive.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps they find you attractive

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

$5 seats are sold day of game only

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 23, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

FALSE

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 23, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALL OF THE ABOVE

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAPS LOCK AGAIN!

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by chandrathan on Apr 23, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

$5 seats do not go on sale til day of the game

and I’m sure the game is not sold out.

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 23, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can buy $5 seats online

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 23, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

so they are available before game-day

and are sold out… bummer

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 23, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are not sold out

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 23, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are fees on everything!!!

$1.50 per ticket “Convenience fee”
$3.25 order processing
$2.00 to print the ticket myself (Will call is free – seems cheaper for the Reds to have us print them ourselves)

3 $5 seats ends up being $25!

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 23, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just pointing out that they are not sold out

and that you can buy them before the day of the game. I wouldn’t buy them online and I probably wouldn’t buy them before the day of the game either.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 23, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is weak

wtf reds… i want to be rewarded for my lack of foresight

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 23, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

then they are not 5 dollar seats

because you must pay fees!

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by chandrathan on Apr 23, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have mlb.tv

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you mean?

Are you wondering about mlb.tv or what?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grumble Grumble

almost a back door back door slider – Clownboy gets descriptive

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

will T grounds out

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

CDick strikes out

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

That third strike was waaaaaaay off the plate

Don’t swing at it if it’s over the other batter’s box, Quickerson!

by Brendanukkah on Apr 23, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

2B HAVOC !!!!

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

"Good strike zone for Z"

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

FTH? Is there a game going on?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

What is this CSN crap?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

votto doubles yay

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

EdE show us you're ready to clean up

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Votto is a freaking monster

and gameday says Z’s fastball is only 89 mph. He should be pretty hittable if that’s true.

by nycredsfan on Apr 23, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

EdE Ks

I’m starting to gat a little concerned common Edwin

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice running by Votto.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

That's Votto's sixth double of the season

And he’s now reached base in 14 of 15 games. All-Star ballots are ready, boys. You know what to do.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 23, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Gameday is probably dyslexic !

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

ede got k'd

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Only 13 pitches for Zambrano

And that includes two strikeouts. Yeesh.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 23, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm sure you all know this

… but 5 of the 9 batters in our lineup today are hitting below .200. That is not good.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 23, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

not all golf

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 23, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus Dickerson is at .207.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool god it seems like I was just here a couple hours ago

I do hope it is worth the effort.
I mean if I can get here and be productive so can RayMoan and G-yawna-O

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Worst field graphic ever.

That doesn’t look anything like the actual field. The names aren’t even all that close to their positions!

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

theriot in play outs

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

No hitter so far

But don’t anyone tell him.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 23, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

xnij

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 23, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is an enormous strike zone.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

this could be a quick one

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 23, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're playing it backward

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 23, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you do that...

… you learn that George Brett was the devil.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 23, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuckyoudome in play outs!

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take an 11 pitch inning from Harang.

let’s do our best to avoid the Burton/Herrera/Masset/Lincoln combo today. In fact, I’d just like to see Harang out there all day.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 23, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

So, um...

doesn’t mlb.tv promise “live” feeds? Some of these lags are absurd.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad Luck for Jay

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

bruce ground out

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

He sucks.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

thts what she said!

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lets go BP

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I am so tired of these announcers

calling Zambrano “Z.”

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Brantley sounds like a petulant 9 year old trying to answer the 'trick' game day questions

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Is he complaining about how they're all "trick questions" again?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Apparently the question is a “conspiracy”.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 23, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP backwards K

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh great RayMoan is up

C’mon Hernia prove Uncle Mads wrong

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a feeling Brantley is going to drive me crazy today.

Damn you, FSN and WGN.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 23, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

ramon sucks one

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

what a douche, take a pitch damnit!

If the cubs just ate 4 mil owed to a reliever, we could make our 4 mil catcher the backup, right?

by nycredsfan on Apr 23, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Cot's

He’s making $8 mil, and the O’s are paying $2mil of that. I didn’t take into account Freel’s contract.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 23, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP, that wasn't even that close.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

dont you got some work to do?

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

d LEE grounds out to sea bass

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Meaning he hit it directly at him.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

noooooo base knock

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

It will never cease to piss me off

The highway robbery called the Aramis Ramirez trade.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 23, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

What was the trade?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

help me recall

who did they pirates get for him?

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on Apr 23, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ramirez and Lofton to Chicago

For Jose Hernandez, Matt Bruback, and Bobby Hill.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 23, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow...i dont even remember any of those chumps

what a steal is right

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on Apr 23, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit, Bobby!

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 23, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This line up is so bleak

Well its good to know that we’ve got some guys on the bench if they’re needed

Jannish .400
McFlurry .357
Hannigan .273

and Adam Rosales .409

But hey we’re gonna be 7 – 3 on this road trip

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

i dont like this doucher micah's last name

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he is not spelling it right.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 23, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

how are they pronouncing it?

Hoff-Powair? I have no fucking clue.

Drinking Slyde's haterade since 2009.

by Cy Schourek on Apr 23, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice catch by EdE.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

soto walks

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

A lot of pitches for Harang this inning...

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

only 18

and he’s only at 29 through two.

by nycredsfan on Apr 23, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

18 pitches

not a bad number of pitches – especially given his 11-pitch 1st inning.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 23, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats the 411

two outs?
first and second?

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on Apr 23, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

fontenot just ended the inning

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Come again?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 23, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that's what she said.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 23, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats what she said

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pronounced as in fontenot.

Obviously.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

get with the program son!

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

isnt that annoying?

even when i hit the “live” button to try to catch up….nothing

I have been watching before and checked the conversations on RR…and the inning I am gettin gready to watch is already over

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on Apr 23, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's better than the other day

when it was a full half inning behind. But I’m still running an out or so late.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

homerun gonzalez!!

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

jk he sucks

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh...

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

see, this is what i mean

my innings has not even started yet!

but at least i have something good to look forward to

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on Apr 23, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, you don't.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i see that now

thats dirty fellas

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on Apr 23, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Just like the home runs Quinton McCracken always used to hit, of the 6-3, 5-3 or 4-3 variety.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 23, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

i feel so ebil

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well played.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 23, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

eight?!

christ

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on Apr 23, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

One thing I noticed

is that the scores on the game list update before the video feeds catch up…

Which can be kind of strange if you leave the list of today’s game up.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

at least you get to see the game

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

but does he SEE the game?

or is he just watching the game.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Apr 23, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bush no-hitting the Phillies

through 6.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

that sounds like its sure to last

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on Apr 23, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must be the aggressive interrogation methods.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 23, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the mention of Daniel Ray Herrera, can't help but think of......

    * Robert Charles Browne
     * Michael Bear Carson
     * Mack Ray Edwards
    * Wayne Adam Ford
    * Joseph Paul Franklin
    * John Wayne Gacy
     * Donald Henry Gaskins
    * Janie Lou Gibbs
    * Dana Sue Gray
     * Phillip Carl Jablonski
    * Keith Hunter Jesperson
     * Paul John Knowles
    * Derrick Todd Lee
    * Henry Lee Lucas
    * Rhonda Belle Martin
    * John Allen Muhammad
     Lee Boyd Malvo
    
Ángel Maturino Reséndiz
     * Gerard John Schaefer
    * Tommy Lynn Sells
     * Henry Louis Wallace
     * Robert Lee Yates

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Marty's unhappy with C-Dick's defense

“Oh come on!” in the background.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 23, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too.

It was rather confusing. Brantley never really said it was foul.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 23, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

C-Dick - Adam Dunn's son

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That being said, Dickerson has fucked up a lot of balls he should have caught.

He’s got range but his defense does not seem as good as advertised thus far, given that he misjudges pretty much everything.

by Geki on Apr 23, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had a couple fuck-ups in Houston, and one in Milwaukee too, I think.

He gets to everything, but he’s had at least two or three times this year where he has either been hit by the ball or overrun it.

by Geki on Apr 23, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget opening day

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You saying that Adam was the token?

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm saying

you should make up your own mind (but, otherwise, yeah)

by timb116 on Apr 23, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not in love with Dickerson's defense

He’s got great speed, but doesn’t seem to have good instincts.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 23, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

take that Z

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

He's barely throwing his fastball.

May very well mean he isn’t feeling that he has very good stuff with it today.

by Geki on Apr 23, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

just as you say that,

3 straight fastballs to Cheerios

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 23, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harang's first K.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Fonsy...Z....Gevo....

If i keep hearing these cutesy nicknames the Cubs announcers have for their players…

I promise I will barf down my shirt by the 6th inning

HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases

by Teewrecks44 on Apr 23, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like you and Justin will get along just fine.

I think he promised to soil his pants.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 23, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAVOC!!!!

In our favor for once… Soriano CS

by wishfuldrifter on Apr 23, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

ZING!

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

42 pitches for harang so far

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty good.

Soriano with the HAVOC-assist there.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 23, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goodness I love baserunning blunders.

Well, at least THEIRS.

Drinking Slyde's haterade since 2009.

by Cy Schourek on Apr 23, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Cubs have 7 SB, 6 CS.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Apr 23, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

its the little things

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

So here I am sitting here thinking is it too early...........

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

i want that computer!

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's probably loaded with features...

And it might have both a 5 1/4" floppy drive and a 3 1/2" floppy drive too!

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 23, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harang and Taveras

Like the Comedian and Nite Owl, shutting down The Riot.

Willy: What happened to the American Dream?
Aaron: It came true! You’re lookin’ at it.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 23, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's Re-thread

http://www.redreporter.com/2009/4/23/850436/game-15-thread-part-2

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 23, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

C-Dick run!

Triple post.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 23, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

C-Dick ...Dunn could never have done THAT

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

bla...bla...bla...bla...

Dunn…bla…bla…lousy…bla…bla…terrible…bla…strikeouts…bla…bla…when it counts…bla…hustle…bla…fundamentals…

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 23, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

fundamentals are important

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

CDick in play outs

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

corection NO outs

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit votto

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

EDE clogs the bases

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

BRUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCEEEE

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI knock

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey guys

We’re in the other game thread.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 23, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

How's the Harangatang pitching today?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Apr 23, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

sexily

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ground

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 23, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It fround it's way into a double play

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Apr 23, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

its

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Apr 23, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, guys.

Other thread.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

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