Game 14, Thread 3: A Good Old Good One
It's a pitcher's duel! The Reds are on top in a squeaker, 1-0, heading into the middle of the 7th.
(And yes, that's Alberto Gonzalez, but his picture came up when I searched for Alex Gonzalez. The AP is stupid, and perhaps racist.)
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Also, for the record, I thought I was.
::shrug::
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Yeah
I never figure I’ll be first.
I got up and made a drink and came back and sat down and saw the new thread line and figured I was way late!
Reds fan for 40 years!
crap
a battle of the bullpens?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
INVISABUL SEPPUKU!!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
I just enjoy ritualistic suicide
On another book note, Samurai Shortstop by Alan Gratz is a very good book about baseball during the Meijii Restoration and it involves an act of seppuku
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
No, but I've heard of You Gotta Have Wa
i’m trying to be a Young Adult Librarian so a lot of my reading these days is skewed that way
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Wa is good survey on Japanese pro baseball
But it’s a little dated at this point. He also wrote a book about Japanese players coming here a few years ago that was solid.
Foist.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah.
That way you can start and bat 8th no matter how badly you field and hit.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Hoist
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Cueto is really throwing rocks tonight!
this is awesome.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Mark it fucking zero!
Shit yeah!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey Dusty!
Double switch if Cueto gets in trouble this inning. Janish in for Seabass, relief pitcher batting 8th.
Just sayin…
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Also one that might increase our chances of winning.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Has sMarty claimed that this is a "Good ole good one" yet?
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
quick inning by Cueto
very efficient.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
he is done
they will not let him hit.
Nice start, JC.
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
he is due to not get a hit
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
108 pitches.. Done..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
3 Ks no BBs
im all up ons that shit.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Back then you didn't want him
Now he’s hot, you all up on him.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
he was a sk8er boy
she said see ya later boy
he wasnt good enough for her
is that where you were going?
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Great inning J.C.
And now you take out the guy that has 40% of the hits in the game.
That tingling sensation
Is from something completely unrelated to Brewers fans. That’s all Johnny Cuest.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
did Laynce have to get somewhat buff and play baseball?
Because with that name, he had to get his ass kicked a few times
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me just say agian
1. Shit the Fuck up clowmcreep
2. Fuck you Raymoan
3. Why not give Rosales a shot
Thanks you…Buddy have a drunk

Clowndrunk needs to learn Spanish pronunciation
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
I don't think I'd want to meet up with Nix in a dark alley..
He just scares me..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Weather insurance
Good weather?
Bad Weather?
Stormy Weather?
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Owings still available to PH
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Lefty/righty?
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LH bat
i agree with that logic.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Hey, there are no walks in this game.
I once went to a White Sox game, with 18 walks, a balk, and Cecil Fielder getting beaned.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
No, it was after that
the game ended in the 11th with Tony Philips getting a bases loaded walk, Sox win 11-10.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
shocker, the no booze section is empty
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
Shocker.
George is yapping about it in the 8th inning of a 1-0 game.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
7th inning cut off..
They had to go to the bars to get some more..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
There's a no booze section at Wrigley?
I’m surprised.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
How sad is it that MLB GameDay is ahead of my broadcast..
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outstanding
i love the Wrigley family section view. empty.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Havoc time
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
An Where Y'at, where y'at, where y'at
Now there you go, there you go, there you go….
Will you stop it with the vegetables
Yes Marty cap on Joey some
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
lolled
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
arns and barg and fargle
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Who wanted Sean Marshall earlier?
Warming in the ’pen.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Marshmallow!
In for Lillypad!
I’m gonna call Angel Guzman “Barney.” Legen – wait for it – dary!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
COMMON JOEY!
This is gonna be cool.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions
toldja.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
VOTTOMATIC
Fuck you Marty
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
there you go, Crolfer
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Manning up
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
EE is hitting
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
there's a good game going on here man
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Are naked women involved?
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Ok.. I'm scared..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Wow,..
Reply looks like it was close to fan interference..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
still got 6 outs to go
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
BP swings at that pitch a lot on two strikes.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
EDE's been taking Dusty's advice
and watching how an established veteran like Phillips handles himself in the cleanup spot
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
EdE not helping his case.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
They Might Be Giants - ABCs..
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Best kids DVD Ever..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Um.. Yeah..
I think that was the intended audience.. Being Disney and all.. Do you have the 123’s also?
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
haha, yeah, i know.
I like 123s as well.
Also, alphabet of nations live was totally righteous.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
Yep. Both good..
Parents – buy these two DVDs, especially if you like TMBG.. Good stuff.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
what ya'll know about "State Songs"?
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
We covered that last night.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
nuh uh?
i am not reading the thread, what were the winners in your minds? I got particular love for WV and NH.
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
We didn't discuss states with adjectives in their names.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, i read thru, and we are talking about totally different things
this is what i am talking about:
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i cannot recommend this album enough
to me, linnell is the better half of TMBG
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Wonder if the first batter reaches...
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
You must be able to foretell the future.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
smooooooth play by BP
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Go Stormy

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why not link a youtube "Rocky Top"
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Tennessee fans are horrible
But they still are a close second to the Kentucky fans.
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 22, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Them's are fighting words
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
dave's probably just upset
about the louisville recruit that decided to go play in europe instead of college
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a pretty lame State Flag
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i've always kind of liked it
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I'ts always struck me as kind of Third Reich-ish.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
damn, did the first base ump just rob a gas station?
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
I'm watching the Cubs broadcast
Did they show more clearly on the Reds one what Votto’s ball hit?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
wasn't very clear
But it was close to the guy reaching over the wall/fence..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
The way the basket is, there's no chance of a fan getting a hand out there.
It must have hit the edge of the basket.
Alex Gonzalez
Does not, apparently.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
But he ran all the way out to lefft field to get that one!
And he’s played 8 innings tonight, so give him a break.
and he has a bunt hit
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Wow.
HAVOC-y too.
OK. He gets a break…at least until the next seeing-eye ground ball that is more than two steps away.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Stormy is pounding it low
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Sorry, I almost forgot this. Was performing tonight.
Let’s Go Reds!
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP!!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
would that be the rhythm method?
"All we have to do is catch the ball and not run the bases crazy." - Brandon Phillips
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 23, 2009 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions
i dont get it
Lee is 3/24 against Weathers and he starts 3-0 count.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
He's lulling him into a false sense of security
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Apr 22, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Get him
C’mon Stormy its only Dereick Lee
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Kudos to Weathers
helluva job.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
COCO TIME

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
The Reds get to bat now.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on B.P. turn your season around right now!
Damn, still wrong.
Storms over..
No damage..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Nicely done, Stormy.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
gotta admit
Weathers kinda, sorta deserves a bobblehead. he’s been a contributor for many seasons. and i’d love to see the first non-chin bobblehead!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I'd agree..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
fuck LeCure
i dont get that nonsense.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Preach,
And wouldn’t an Adam Pettyjohn bobble be more interesting? Or a six-gloved Wilkin Castillo?
"All we have to do is catch the ball and not run the bases crazy." - Brandon Phillips
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 23, 2009 2:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm waiting for the three-run home run.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You sittin' around?
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Just in time for COCO
Man i could use a brew….

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Good Lord..
I don’t think what is in that bottle is any good any more..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
check the friction marks
you dont wanna touch that bottle, bro.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Bruce is about to hit a three run homer with the bases empty
Just watch
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
You Called It.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
you're on your a game tonight
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
And a kegg for a bottle and bottle for a leg!!!!
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
BRUUUUUUCE
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCER
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Fuck.. Low battery..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Yummy!
I still think Jay Votto 3rd and BRUUCCEE fourth. Votto really hits lefties just as well, and put your best power hitters next to each other.
My fantasy team thanks you, Jay the Bruce
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
BP Time
Cmon buddy
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Franchester sez:
“This is the kind of thing, quite honestly, right now, that makes you want to see the Chicago Cubs team lose. Among all baseball fans, and I can’t attest to the Yankees or Red Sox, because we don’t see them with any degree of regularity unless it’s inter-league play, but far and away the most obnoxious fans in baseball, in this league, are those who follow this team right here. Throwing 15 or 18 balls onto the field, there’s absolutely no excuse for that, and that is so typical of Chicago Cubs fans. It’s unbelievable.”
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
who is Franchester?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Franchester Martin Brennaman
aka “Marty”
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
shit
im old and never heard Franchester. (hangs head)
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Don't feel bad
Ash brought it up a few days ago, I hadn’t heard it before that
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
What kind of person...
Brings baseballs to the ballpark?
Is that the same kind of person who brings rotten eggs and tomatoes to speeches?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I swear to God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
"All we have to do is catch the ball and not run the bases crazy." - Brandon Phillips
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 23, 2009 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions
BP is BACK
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
I hope that doesn't mean he'll be back in the 4 hole tomorrow.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
anyone else hear the boobirds on their telecast?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Just more of the same
These fans deserve to see losses, booing Kevin Gregg like that
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Fuck you RAYMOAN - HanniganMan please...
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
G-yawnz-O is up
Grumble
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Jesse Jackson Special
thats racist?
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
Doing his job and providing the other team with a cetain out...Gonzo
Go C-Dick
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
If you could only pick one to replace
Would you replace Gonzo with Janish or Ramon with Hannigan?
Remember, you can only pick one.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Come on, man
This is for Science.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Apr 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd replace Gonzo with Rosales
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
neither at this point
both post AS break
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I wouldn't replace either right now.
There’s plenty of replacin’ time left this season.
Now, can I go back and not sign Gonzalez? That, I would do.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ugh, Zambrano tomorrow?
::rolls eyes::
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
against Harang
Harang owns him 4-2, no?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Not sure if I'd call that "owning" him, but yeah, that's right
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
.667
thats huge.
i like our odds.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
no more dunn
to hit all those homeruns off of zambrano
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Bruce can take his place..
Bruce – Cub Killer..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
No clue. I just know that I loathe Carlos Zambrano.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
COMMON ASH!
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Grande" "What's the best food delivery you've ever gotten at a baseball game?"
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
poontang?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on Apr 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
jesus, anyone else see the pinch hit graphic on the Cubs braodcast?
Reds are hitting .412?
Will you stop it with the vegetables
Now its COCO TIME

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by Madville on Apr 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
and tramp stamps
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Nothing wrong with tramp stamps, friend.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Picky Picky Picky - HERE fuckers

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
and the chainmail
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Full count. Boom.
Here we go.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Ah CoCo back in the same old groove...ball, ball, ball, strike,strike, srike 3
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Sorry (tm), Milton Bradley
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Is this Soto guy related to Mario?
just asking
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Cubs are jerks..
Bradley, Soriano.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
You mean Hernanadez is a jerk - Ramirez is a Cub
well…same difference
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
com'on
#2

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Took it that long?
I didn’t try tonight, but mlb.tv sucked last night.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Well at the risk of boring everyone
here’s #3

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
I liked your other flags
\tramp’d
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Apr 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck yeah..
Night folks..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Say Hey!
This one belongs to the BRUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
YAY!!!!!!

"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
How sad that we green thumb'd that?
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
I prefer this one
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow Alan you really hit it on the head...
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Can you photoshop Bruce standing over that with a riffle?
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Or Homer with a bowie knife, collecting a mug of bear blood to ritualistically drink?
"All we have to do is catch the ball and not run the bases crazy." - Brandon Phillips
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 23, 2009 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions
the wubbzy shuffle is for winners!
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
a good old good one
Reds win! Reds win!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Knew that was coming..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
And then some closers are Coffey.
Scored three times and detonated an indisputable in four visits to the batting box.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK! YOU!
That’s my name.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay!
We win! And winning is half the battle!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
We win - 1 and 1 in Chicago
Last night’s pain is eased.
Let’s celebrate

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
That is not celebration beer.
You can do better than that!
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
After several bottles of Blatz and Maker's - a Coors Light hits the spot
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
That will never cease to be funny to me.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
It's a whatever-is-left-in-the-fridge situation, I guess
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Alright lets celebrate and fuck you

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
oh, the internet
you never fail to disappoint
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
That is really begging for a Venn Diagram
but once again, I am lazy.
Bring me Adam Rosales
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
He cannot play short though, because he has no range...
just like our starting shortstop.
where'd he hit it?
over yonder
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Keepin' it close to home

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by Madville on Apr 22, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

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