Game 14, Thread 2: Cueto is the leader of the rebellion on Mars
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT
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PrintThe Reds take a 1-0 lead into the fourth inning courtesy of... Alex Gonzalez?! Whatever.
Reds! Reds! Reds!
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thrist
beer time!
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
i only have molson canadian
and some bud light my mom left here last summer. i should prolly throw that out now.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
like a fine wine
bud light only gets better with age
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
well
it couldnt get any worse.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Which one?
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
My preference..
They have the Amber ale at GABP IIRC.
The Copper Ale and the Stout are my favorites.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
I haven't had a bad one from them
and their stout is really good if you like those
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Just in time for a BEER
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
He's swinging big but staying with em.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Phillips
did everyone see this about hitting counts:
http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/04/21/the-count-of-counting-counts/
Good stuff, and I wondered how the Reds compared to these numbers. And just like that, Poz posted this gem about Brandon Phillips:
redundant'd
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
fanshots dude
they’re coming back in a big way.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
what's a fanshot?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
FanStabs are the wave of the future
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
still too soon
that was not cool
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean the incident
not the posting
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotcha.
Knife in back = not cool
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
yup
joe’s required reading.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
On a similiar note, we should try the nerdy book club again on off days
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm really looking forward to that book, but doesnt that not come out until Sept?
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Ball Four and Foul Ball are my nods
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
for all you guys with kids, you have to check out We are the Ship by Kadir Nelson
It’s all about the Negro Leagues. Posnanski mentioned him briefly in Soul of Baseball. He is an amazing artist
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Great AB for BP
If there’s a way to get out of this slump, this is it
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Yeah, watched it on Saturday
“Cueto’s a mutant!”
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
for the record
i hate defensive indifference rule. it should be a SB no matter what.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
nah nah
you shouldn’t be able to walk over to second and get a steal
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Defenses' choice
It should go against their stats. They shouldn’t just be able to say, we’re not going to try on this one.
sure it should
walkoff homers count as home runs even if the winning run scores ahead of the hitter.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
But doubles don't. They're just singles.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
it was a steal
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
peeps got they hackles up ennyhow
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Lee - Master Blooper.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
are you kidding me?
The Cubs 1B coach is named…..Sinatro?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Bring that shit to me!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
"Oh there'll be trouble all right."
“Then we’re agreed, there’ll be trouble.”
“For you.”
“D’oh!”
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck maple bats
stick to ash
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Ash is too you for me...besides
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
that's YOUNG
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
i got 60 feet of ash laying in my backyard
jch can testify
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
EE
rears his ugly iron glove. clang.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
MLB spend 500k to find out why maple bats break?
That’s a lot of cheese.. How about finding a composite that doesn’t break and doesn’t hit like an aluminum bat..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
how about a lot of hookers and blow?
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd probably be ok with that..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Who saw the AL ump get clocked and taken off the field horizontally?
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
me
but their are no such thing as AL and NL umps.
Kirwin Daniel is sensitive. Twice in two years? A man would have shook either of them two blows off.
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
its now a 5 out inning
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
But no errors..
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Damn
The Reds have already queefed out there one run of the night and I missed it.
Will you stop it with the vegetables
their
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
From Alex Gonzalez too
It was like seeing a unicorn roundhouse kick a megalodon. Awesome.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
You also missed BP owning the six spot.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw his hit'n'run at bat
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
queef is a funny word
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Would that have certainly been a double play even if EE fields it cleanly?
Feels like George and Chris are looking for someone to blame if the inning goes awry.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Always blame EE..
He’s the new Dunn.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
that was a poor "error"
terribly routine
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Not to be contradictory, but I am not that impressed with his hitting or fielding recently seems
like a good player to blame. Although, I agree you could go with Gonzalez or Hernandez.
It just seems like there is always ONE player to whip on repeatedly..
And it’s not just Marty, but all media outlets focus on that one..
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I'm loving Cueto
Throw at their fuckin’ heads Johnny
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Hell Just - Tone
I’m just starting..oh great Gonzo the Bunter – he can fucking eat my shorts
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Hey!
That bunter scored you your run! Show some respect!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Cum on, feel the noize
…get sucked out of the stadium.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
great inning by Cueto
he hung in there and showed some grit.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I, for one, blame Adam Dunn's work ethic
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
question
did Ash and tHan retire to the couch to watch the Idol vote off episode and cuddle?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
yes that's what happened
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
little rounds gone btw
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't cuddle, and I sure as shit don't watch American Idol
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
you cuddled with Mookie
a little slobber, to be sure, but you cuddled.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
That poor guy
He should start wearing a disguise.
Then people wouldn’t know it was him. They would only know it was Bartman!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Drinking my last Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA..
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you always run out of beers early
you need a bigger beer budget!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I have some of that crap in my fridge...
I should give it to you.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Hell yeah.. You should bring it over tomorrow and play some RB2..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Love it, but it does hit the top of the price range for beer..
$2.50 a piece.. I bet it would be $14.50 at GABP..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
plus it's the worst thing of all time
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
cumb'd
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Cueto 2 hits!
damn. who did i bet Cueto would outhit Volquez, again?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
may have been me
i recall something like that; but i thought it was the other way around
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
A humble request
for the photo that contains the most RRers at their highest BACs.
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
Well, it might not have the most number of RRers...
But I have video of JCH laying on top of ’than on a couch.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
tHan has the highest RR BAC at Gameworks
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
gigi was wrong
a pitcher cannot be charged for an error, unless it is a throwing error, or a covering first type of error.
Bloop
i'm wrong
but damn i thought that was a rule.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
The official scorer shall not charge an error if the pitcher fails to cover first base on a play, thereby allowing a batter-runner to reach first base safely.
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/official_info/official_rules/official_scorer_10.jsp
6 4 3
It did.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
should of bunted.
the whole team should bunt, sans Joey Voto.
Reds threatening.
George is talking about talking to the official scorer about last night’s scoring decisions.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
Error on the groundskeeper for mishandling the cat?
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Lack of pussy control.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
so close to getting a rec
“poor” instead of “lack of” would have got it.
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Who are you, the mayor of my brain?
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what you get when you have crappy players
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
For two years!
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
We could trade him for the equivalent of Ramon Hernandez
Paul Lo Duca, I guess.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm guessing Ramon isn't as much as a "ladies man"
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
You mean to tell me this guy isn't a ladies man?
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
i dunno...perhaps a ladies man
could be nicknamed tripod
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
You work here, don't you?
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Welsh calling out Cherry for not running hard
and he’s exactly right
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Hey we've 5, count 'm 5 hits and its only the bottom of the 5th
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
i'd fuck him
and than extort him.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
pitino'd
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that's his pic for all media outlets for the entire season
He left a Nacho Cheesier Dorito on his chin.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Janish would have gotten to that..
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agree
but he wouldnt have thrown out Soriano
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
But he would have gotten to it..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
it was a hit all the way
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Why is Taylor Twellman doing Audi commercials (and wearing a scarf)?
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
When I'm not busy failing on an international stage
I like to kick back with my scarf and German car.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course
His German car doesn’t come with any stars over it.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
what the hell
where are the Grippo, JTM and Farmer’s only commercials this year?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I dunno.. They are better than the motorcycle crash for sure..
And I miss fully boxed frame.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
i hated that commercial
i fuckin flinched.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Did you see my response to it two nights ago..
Fuck, have I really game threaded three nights in a row? Thats more than all of last year..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
There was one Farmers Only one earlier in the year
I miss Masterchip Theater and Together Again more than I would have ever imagined.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
oh masterchip theater
so painful
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
i know, i have totally forgotten to buy their imitation food
i need continual reminding
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
allison in the bottom two with anoop
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey gang care to join me?
Let’s open one now and every time Clownboy says something ridiculous we shoot one down
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
How much of that bottle is left?
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oh no you didnt
if we’re gonna do bourbon you’re going to sleep early AND missing bowling the following evening.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Nah, it will just get me loosened up a bit
Me and FVA
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Don't shoot Maker's
In the winter, you should freeze it and skate on it and in the springtime you should melt it and drink it
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
he does have to watch the reds
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
if you watched this O day in and day out
you’d drink too.
oh…..wait.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I'd be drinking all the time if I was going through the pain and loss that he is
Losing a moustache is no easy thing
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Chris Welsh and Tom Tucker would know.
Rec’d.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
That dude didn't have a snuggie..
That’s the commercial we need.. April Baseball is prime ad audience for snuggie.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
You have to work that into the title for game thread on Friday..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
gonna be dere
with jch and his fianceeeeeeee.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
CubsFan going with you?
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nope
im saving her for 6/6 Reds v Cubs.
im batting 1.000 with her @ GABP.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Ahahahahaha. Yeaaaaah.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on Apr 22, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, get me a whatever-the-hell-they're-giving-away
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Headaches and heartbreaks.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll trade the 2009 team photo
for that Bronson shirt, dammit.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Oh, a photo? Eff that.
I’ll get you the shirt eventually.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Ask Clownboy
sMarty : "Clownboy if you had a chance to have a gay relationship would you choose
1. Senator Larry Craig
2. Dustcrotch Baker
3. Johnny Bench
Clownboy;" Oh boy…lets see..who did Craig play for/"
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
i'm guessing not
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey I just got here where are you going Jus-Tone
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Speaking of shitty commercials
I fucking hate that John Morrell off the bone commercial.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
I kinda like the new one.
See below.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Paul Hogan is rolling over in his grave
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Down under?
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
If I ever meet you in person, Alan
I’ll tell you the tale of my Hunt For Paul Hogan.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it JTM good, no..
But it’s better than Cialis and Motorcycle accident commercials.. At least we can make fun of it..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Speaking of Skinny meat
All Cubs fans ain’t bad
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by Madville on Apr 22, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'll rec it
for the skinny meat all cubs arent all bad combo.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Any other parents hate Cialis and the like commercials?
I know when he’s 5 he’s going to ask: “What’s and erection? What is Sex?”
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chan made a good point tonight
when cam gets a little older it’s not the commercials we have to worry about…it’s the game threads
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
beware of the chicago pussy
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Your letting him read game threads?
Wow.. My son doesn’t even know what the Internet is.. For me being in IT, he knows very little about computers.. A/V equipment: he’s an ACE.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Damn.. I should know that..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
He's not a chatty enough drunk..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
well....thats a boys name, dammit.
Cameron Indoor Stadium!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
You all know the story behind her name, right?
Well, it’s not really a story… Where it came from, I should have said…
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
I either wasn't there yet for that conversation or drunk.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
See obc's response.
Everything involves Jimmy Buffett.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
lmao
i gots two JB autographs. think tHan can beat that?!?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
not a big autograph fan actually
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
duh
everything starts and ends with Buffett.
(wait. i have a son named after Sam Malone with the middle name James)
hiccup
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
thanks for taking over while i was away Ash :-)
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
You're letting her be a boy?
Very progressive of you.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
she does pay attention to the game threads
actually she just looks at the avatars and comments.
when i post she says “that’s baby me!”
and when brendan posts she says “Daddy, Arf!”
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
My money was on JCH.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Grandma and Grandpa's medicine."
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Good enuff.
(so far.)
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I like this game.
And not just because it’s in HD.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
great point by Grande
the Reds havent had a solid basehit all night.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
The hardest hit ball might have been SeaBass's foul ball to the LF corner.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Golly sMarty actually sounded excited....for a moment
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
fantabulous catch
it was much more difficult than it looked.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Cueto
is just playin’ games with Milton Bradley
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
Nice SO..
He was so out..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Speaking of Bobbleheads I've got a vintage Barry Larkin up for sale for $6.50
And for chuck here’s a throw in
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
that's what's up
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
There you go spoiling plays again..
You need to put a 30 second delay in posts so my DirecTV can catch up.. I don’t know why they have such a delay.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
he takes the mound
unless a rally, ahem, is started by the .100 hitting threesome.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
i say run him out there
if he gets into anything close to trouble….yank him
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
It is time for another everyone - Ready ?
Fuck you Ramoan
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Your on the second bottle already tonight?
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
that's just the two he had planned for the game
that doesnt count the one with dinner and the one under his pillow.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
nahhhhhhhhhhhh
he isnt misspelling enough for it to be a 2nd bottle night. thats a prop, drained long, long ago.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Bullshit obc
My spelling improves along with my fucking good disposition the more I inbibe.
Although about now I could see personally giving Bongo the good news about going down to AAA and bringing Rosy up
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
whats up with the coffemaker in the background?
Decaf, right?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
All I saw in the background was
“Mask required” and I stopped looking!
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Boo.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
i shuddered at "MOJO ENTERTAINMENT"
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Nice throwing of the bat.. It almost hit the ump..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
"Long fly ball... it could beee... No."
Thanks, Cowboy.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
a homer in a month...
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
i misread that as mouth
and that is all I will say about that
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Tomorrow, even.
70s and no wind.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate how Soriano jumps when catching a ball..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
i thought the same thing, also
i hadnt noticed it before this evening.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Yeah, that was twice this game..
Cock..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
That tingling you're feeling is all of Milwaukee joining you in rooting against the Cubs now that the Brewers game is over
Coffey got the save.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
*it could also be the whiskey
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Do you have an application that alerts you when we say Milwaukee?
Not that I mind you joining us..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Buddy have a drunk
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Good old Gonzo...you can always count on him for an out
esp. late in the game
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
unless its a ground ball hit a few steps from him in the field
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Quick.. Channel change..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
you better enjoy that commercial
you are paying for it
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
stupid motorcycle commercial
ive watched it closely 5 times and that first time through there is no motorcycle. its a setup!!
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
Shut the Fuck UP...clownass
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
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