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From the Chicago Sun-Times:

Add another yarn to Wrigley Field lore. Let it be known henceforth as the "cat-tail-grabbing incident" at the Friendly Confines.

Animal lovers are head-over-tails about a security guard’s treatment of an errant feline during Tuesday night’s Cubs-Reds game. Speculation is flying about the cat’s origin and ability to gain a front-row seat at Wrigley Field.

Cubs spokesman Peter Chase has an idea of how the cat made its way onto the field.

"The leading theory is that it came into the stadium through right field — the Sheffield entrance — then made its way up to the bleachers and on the field," he said.

After scurrying across the outfield in the fourth inning, the white, orange and black calico mix was finally captured by a Wrigley Field security guard who was stationed at the left-field bullpen. The security guard picked the cat up by the tail and handed it over to a towel-wielding security worker in the stands, inciting boos from the crowd.

The kitty left, but not before leaving considerable carnage in its wake. Multiple employees were bitten by the cat and needed treatment at Wrigley.

"We’re assuming they’re fine," said Chase. "Once we get results back about how that cat is, that’ll give us a little bit more information."

The cat was promptly transported to "a local veterinarian" where it will be examined to make sure it's disease-free, said Chase. The veterinarian asked the Cubs organization to maintain its privacy.

Grabbing a cat by its tail is "definitely not the best way to pick it up," said Dr. Eileen Murphy of West Wrigley Animal Hospital (which she assures the Sun-Times is certainly not where the cat was taken). "You could dislocate a tail."

Chase said the team does not currently have a protocol for dealing with streaking felines. But despite fans’ protests, Chase defends the guard’s actions.

"This one was certainly something you don’t come across every day," said Chase. "The security guard did his best in a unique and trying situation."

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Alternate title for this FanPost:"Cubs' Pussy Hurt."

/Parcells

"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tonight's lineup from C Trent:
Brandon Phillips is dropped to the sixth spot:

Taveras, cf
Hairston, lf
Votto, 1b
Encarnacion, 3b
Bruce, rf
Phillips, 2b
Hernandez, c
Gonzalez, ss
Cueto, rhp

"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I checked.

Phillips is 1 fer 19 career against Lilly.

Edwin?

"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Cueto vs. the Cubs?

CAUTION: It’s not pretty.

"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, according to Dusty stats

He’s going to catch fire so that he will get that back to his career norms.

by Brian B on Apr 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhh i posted this in the thread

nice heads up play by FVA here. kudos.

Consider the Eskimos.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

:( kitty.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 22, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone call the Pussy Patrol

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 22, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Once we get results back about how that cat is"

Translation: they’re going to kill it and check its brain for rabies.

I guess it doesn’t matter if they dislocated its tail. :-(

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 23, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't they?

I know they were talking about killing a couple arctic foxes at the Lansing Zoo for that reason.

Something to do with the rabies being latent, and the symptoms not showing up until for awhile – too late to start on the vaccine? I don’t know.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 23, 2009 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are other ways to check for rabies

But they are not as reliable, and generally used with people, who can’t be euthanized like animals can be.

In similar situations around here, the only thing that saved the animal’s life was if the owner came forward and had proof up up-to-date rabies vaccination.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 23, 2009 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why can't people be euthanized...WTF


Fucking Pussy liberals

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course not...I just can't find the sarcasm button this morning

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you found the "reply"

we’ll take that.

Drinking Slyde's haterade since 2009.

by Cy Schourek on Apr 23, 2009 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

"We have to kill the zoo's arctic foxes to check for rabies."

Translation: “Nobody’s coming to see these damn arctic foxes.”

"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 23, 2009 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

people are such idiots

Give ’em their Darwin Awards and be done with it.

That woman who jumped in with the polar bears and got mauled…she was trying to reach Knut, the polar bear cub the world fell in love with. Only she approached the wrong bear. And even if she hadn’t…Knut is not a cute little cub any more.

And she’s the second person to try it.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 23, 2009 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only there were something we could do

Like segregate the animals from the people, maybe put fences up and stuff…….

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 23, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think you are right

in high school the wild life ambassadors fox bit a student, and they had to cut off its head and mail it columbus.

The wild life ambassadors made those of us in the band seem cool. Thank you wild life ambassadors.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Apr 23, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the brain bone is connected to the rabies bone is connected to the tail bone

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on Apr 23, 2009 2:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Showing off at a Cubs game,

grabbing a creature from behind, risking possible infection … sounds like a typical night chasing tail on the north side.

by ken on Apr 23, 2009 9:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Cubs say

the cat is safe and sound at a local shelter.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 23, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you have to show up to wrigley to claim the cat ...

“i’ll take two tickets in the left field, four wrigley hot dogs, and that cat is mine …”

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Apr 25, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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