Game 14 Thread: Reds at Cubs
Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs, Apr 22, 2009 8:05 PM EDT
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Johnny Cueto takes the bump for the Redlegs this evening, looking to bounce back from an erratic performance against the Astros. He had some success at Wrigley last year, starting 2 games, pitching a combined 13.2 innings, striking out 12 and giving up 5 earned runs. With the way the offense is going though he might have to be even better tonight.
Theodore Roosevelt Lilly is the Cubs designated hurler for the evening. The Reds roughed him up good last year, beating him in all 4 games he started against them, posting an 8.15 ERA along the way. Look for Votto to continue is sweet-swangin' ways tonight, as he has a 1.352 OPS against Lilly. Ramon Hernandez has hit him well in the past too, posting a 1.529 OPS against him, though most of that came back in '06 when Hernandez was with the O's and Lilly was with the Blue Jays.
All-Star voting begins today, so there is that. I always thought it started a bit early. I mean, what can we say about any of these guys after 2 weeks-worth of games? But still, feel free to vote a zillion times for your favorite Red. Though it seems unlikely, I would love to see Votto make it above stalwarts like Pujols, Berkman, and Howard. If he keeps hitting like he is, he'll be sure to turn a few heads at ESPN and maybe get some national exposure.
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I CALLED THIS!!!!
I predicted yesterday it would happen within the week!
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 22, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
It takes the best prediction skills to figure out if your cleanup hitter is 0-for his last 21, that he’ll eventually not be your cleanup hitter anymore.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, we're talking Dusty here...
He’s a player’s manager, after all.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
took long enough
but I’m surprised Dusty caved this early.
Now let’s work on Janish and Hanigan in the lineup more often, and Rosales on the roster.
Reds fan for 40 years!
lineup
Taveras
Hairston
Votto
EdE
Bruce
BP
Hernandez
Gonzo
Cueto
good for your Dusty. im gonna give him an atta boy for this one.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 6:49 PM EDT reply actions
Wooo Dusty actually thinking before he makes a move, what has gotten into him in his old age?
I’ll be in the oversized beer garden tonight cheering on the ‘Legs while getting peanuts, beers and profanity thrown at me from a suburban chicago 16yr old. Seriously having to watch games in wrigley my hatred of the cubs grow by the minute. Let’s hope Cueto has his arm tonight and someone other than the Vottomatic finds their bat.
i'll be there in august
fucking north side and everything. Too bad my grades aren’t good enough for University of Chicago.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I really enjoy how much of your life you share with us, Justin.
And no, that wasn’t sarcastic.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
and my life is kinda stalled at teh moment
graduated early, didn’t find a job, friends and girlfriend are still in school, so i mean i need an outlet somewhere. I am really looking forward to my first class at Loyola in August.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
According to Sheldon
He also told BP that once he starts hitting he’ll move him back up, but he’s going to leave him there for a little while.
If that’s true, I like that even better. Not just a token move, but maybe more of a “get your ass in gear, boy!”
"Token"
That’s racist!
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Boy"
Is racist as well. Just sayin’
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
awwwwwwesome
i really like Dusty today
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I know, moving BP is something...
but that’s a lot less important than the fact that GONZALEZ IS STARTING AGAIN.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
dont you dare
we have something to hang our hat on right now. dont take that away.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you see him in the field?
Ugh.
But yes, I know that hit means he’ll start all week.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
"More importantly..."
That hit means he can get hits.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Theoretically
He can really pick ’em.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
So I had a good day
Survived a 6% “Workforce reduction” at my job.
Had some friends get laid off, so I would like to say fuck this economy and I blame George Bush.
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 22, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions
Funny
and racist!
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
That... racist!
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
*That's
Don’t even think about it, Gray
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of not thinking about it...
I don’t mean to make this all political and stuff (because I think we can all appreciate idiots of all political stripes) but I present to you: great moments in twitter brilliance.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
What an ass.
How was the universe formed? Six seconds!
OH GOT YOU.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
"Jesus."
Four and a half seconds to spare.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
That smug fucking redneck
That’s why I can honestly say that we deserve the government that we voted for. I know people like that asshole. They really thing they stumped him.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Think
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh, and it has weird racist/middle school undertones.
I remember assholes playing “stump the asian kid” with me back in the day.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
awwww
they called you “stump” because you are short? that’s cruel.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Just once
I’d like to see a person like me in front of one of those ignorant redneck congressional assholes. And when they ask their willfully ignorant, insulting question I’d like for the respondent to say, “You know what, fuck you Bubba. I’ve had enough. It’s time someone told you. You are fucking stupid. You represent stupid people. I think I’m going to try and impregnate your daughter to skew your seed forever.” That would be fun.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Be nice to Bubba.
I think there is someone who prowls about this site who is partial to people named Bubba.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
She's a sweetheart and I hope she forgives me but
fuck the Bubbas.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame the limp phallus
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
good to hear your still with job...for now
sit on down and have a beer tonight pal.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I appreciate that
Hopefully the economy stabilizes by fall and I don’t have to resort to making meth (Chemist joke)
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 22, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Earth Day is an awesome excuse to lay people off
“Yeah, as a new company-wide strategy, we’re going to use less resources by having less people in this office.”
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
And when you die of starvation
we’ll eat you to save even more resources.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
actually rec’d as in i recommend we start doing that.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Soylent Green seems like a better idea every day
Actually, I never really got the “horror” of that movie, since the folks were volunteering for it anyway.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
movie?
i thought it was a documentary.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Alive is a much better canibalism flick
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I prefer Ravenous
Nothing like mid-19th cent cannibalism
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Johnny Cueto gets a start, guess who shows up?
Hey, man.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
probably someone who comes here every game
but changes screen names
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 22, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
He showed up last season, but hasn’t posted with much regularity in awhile. Always nice to see him back.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Just like E-40, I gotta rep my city
I should be finishing up my final projects, but I passed my comps and I dont care anymore.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of ghostriding whips
Lilly’s WHIP is legitimately scaring me. Cueto’s almost is too, but for different reasons entirely.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
No way it will stay under 1 after this game
He was on my fantasy team las year and had good wins and Ks, but still would often fuck me over
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Sean Marshall still on the Cubs roster?
I always liked that they were one Barney away from total HIMYM coverage.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop going to the gym...
That extra 60 lbs. will keep us going for a while.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
I even heard that Gay Jesus got banned at Bleed Cubbie Blue
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
You, kid
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
i know that's right
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we just be ready for some competent play from a young overmatched team?
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
in my city ain't no room for mistakes
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Getting off to a good start.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
My internet works again!
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
Did you need an I.V.?
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
HD tonight.
I had a theory that Thom would call all the HD games but I guess not.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
It's always better to get Grande's sunshine enema in HD.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Harriston swings at ball 4
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like we have to wait around...
For the ol’ three-run home run. Lilly has been giving up more than one per game this year, which is why his ERA is a bit out-of-whack with his WHIP.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
Nope.
All four HR were at Minute Maid Park.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, we're going to have to wait around for the Reds to acquire someone who can hit a 3-run HR
Bit before that, we’ll have to wait around for the Reds to realize that the 3-run HR actually HELPS the team win ball games.
Cueto's pitches are mid thigh
and getting tattooed.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Welcome to Fantasy Island.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi!
I’m late, but I’m sure Cueto is off to a good start.
Ooohhh…
Randy Marsh
Kentuckian, geologist, Pinewood Derby participant
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
and coprophiliac.
I’ve seen it.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
prius driver
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
non-Adam supporter
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
sup buddy?
Still have the unhealthy obsession with Buffett
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
yup
’sup with you?
got that house fixed yet?
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Funny story about that
The landlord (my roommate’s grandfather) decided he didn’t want to fund the project anymore, so we were basically boned. Come November we didn’t have heat and I had to wear a couple of blankets just to walk around the house. Now I live out in Hamburg and if I see that old bastard I am gonna punch him in the face.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't trust TV products anymore
after I bought a Shamwow and it just couldnt clean up the hooker blood.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I bought Shamwow at Khol's
What a mistake. But was able to leverage it in a bet to an unsuspecting friend.
We’re not friends anymore.
snuggies are inferior products
Slankets on the other hand, are just wonderful
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Apr 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
that sucks!
however, you are now living in a pretty good place. I’ve got a friend that lives in one of the newer townhouses out there
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I forgot
What’s the name of your sister-in-law’s restaurant?
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah yes
My boss and a couple other coworkers will be in Philly next week for a conference. I don’t get to go, due to These Trying Economic Times, but I’m going to recommend her place to them, and hopefully they’ll go for some fine dining.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Excellent and thanks
And as a BYO it’s perfect for These Times.
Incidentally I almost killed her chihuahua last night when she ate my dog’s meds, so now I can say we’re even!
I was still able to ring up a healthy tab when I went
Worth it though.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Very nice of Aramis Ramirez...
He grounded it to the better side of the infield.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 22, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
Yikes
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Lilly looks like he is struggling with control.
Not that you can tell with the way the Reds are hitting.
stupid text poll...
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
i do not like that poll
it really annoys me the at bat that they put up the live results.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
'sup
I’m here until it gets out of hand..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
what are you doing from the 4th on?
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Server 2008 Training.. Why?
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Oh sorry.. 4th inning.. :P
I thought you meant the fourth of May..
Umm.. RB2 (again).. It’s probably not right that my knuckles hurt from playing fake guitar too much for my age.. I’m probably going to have terrible arthritis all due to playing RB.. I’ll just sue then.. There’s probably a lawyer on here who will take my case..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
thats what she said?
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you said just the tip
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by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
the tip of the fourth
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Out of five?
True whitey, huh?
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm Confused
Don’t they usually play “Gangster or Gangsta” when in Chicago?
Oh well. :D
'sup punkass!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
havent lost a bet yet Reds vs Cubs
no bets this season. yet.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
What do you wage?
Who’s on top?
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
i have a friend
who started drinking when he mowed the lawn in high school.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
you should try mowing the lawn high
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
All my friends agree that drugs would kill me... especially stimulants...
Heart would literally explode.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
but it can stimulate a heart attack
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
best way to go
is stimulating a heart attack
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
A really good Italian Rose
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
i had a mt. carmel IPA
it was absolutely terrible.
I was so excited when I saw a Cincinnati brew. Then I tasted it.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Which one was it?
They make good beer IMO..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Indian Pale Ale
It may have just been a bad or old bottle. I will try there other varieties, if i can shell out the money.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
GONZO..
Friggin luck..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
not-reply'd
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
what was that pretty good beer that you ordered at the game?
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The same thing Justin hated, IIRC
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what i was thinking
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
why?
do you want another 8 oz craft beer next time @ GABP?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
hush, woman
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
ive seen ash shoot mustard taller than that beer you had game two
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
i had a bud light
what are you talking about?
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
This sorta reminds me...
Are we getting old? When’s the last time we all got together and ended up passed out at bobcat’s house?
I’m ready for some drunken shenanigans.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
you're birthday i believes
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
apostrophe'd
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
6-ish weeks till that again.
God, I am getting old. :(
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
what'll ya be
like 30?
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
but i like to call you old
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh. I can still drink you under the table.
I win.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
tHan looks older
he aint gonna age gracefully
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
that's unfortunately true
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
thats ok
you’ll always look younger than Tommy.
Hell, I look younger than him…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
yeah well
you also look younger than slyde
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
we're really underutilizing Chez OBC
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Hey, when are you childless in early June?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
no kids this weekend
then go..on, off, on, off, on, off.
(i never look that far ahead)
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Hilarious.
June 5th, Reds in town, and if I did my math correctly, you are available – guess which team is in town. The effing Cubs.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
i have tix for the 6th
hehehehe
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I don't think it was the IPA..
I’m trying to find what kind they have.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Mt Carmel
They seriously need to update their website.. It is crap.. I made better sites in 1994..
The Copper Ale is pretty good.. Their dark beers are really good, but I can’t remember what they were called and their site doesn’t list their beers..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
you check wikipedia?
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Just did.. Nothing..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
gay
you should write an entry for them
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate IPAs
I understand why they are they way they are, the English needed beer that could survive the voyage to India, but that isnt necessary anymore.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
i like IPA's
i really like unfilitired
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
You're wrong, btw
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're down at Oktoberfest this year, I'll buy you one straight from the tap
I think you’ll change your mind.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i am going to go to a bar that serves it
just to get it on draft.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Bud Select
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
My last Berghoff Sundown Dark.
I hate the bottom of the fridge. I think we have 7 beers and they are all different..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Moerlein Barbarossa
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Are they really talking about the Yankees rotation?
Like we give a crap, and can’t get this information on any ESPN platform?
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Oddly, they're actually talking about Reds baseball on 700.
Probably because Hal’s in the booth.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
they aren't talking about which airline hal flew
and the status of his checked luggage?
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
i guess it isn't his blog
are they talking about how they grow ’em in the Dominican.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha!
Your sig line makes it seem like an echo.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The guide says this game is in HD...yet i can't access the channel
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
still rockin the Warner Cable?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
You have issues with your HD, don't you?
Can’t ever get those games…
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
In Lexington, it is on HDEVT
It should be the same as long as you have insight
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i do have insight
but when I try to tune to the HDEVT channel the box freezes then goes to a black screen…
of course the sound keeps going out on the regular feed
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
one word
DirecTv
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
what's their situation with on demand tv?
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
not everyone is a planner
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
because of the kiddie channels
and another reason
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
you are on the internet
stupid
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
but i can't get HD porn on the internet
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
then you suck at the internet
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Better question..why do you want HD porn?
Most of those women look better in non-HD format.
i dunno
but i also don’t know how you can be on the internet for any length of time and not realize there is hd porn
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure I want to see a bunch of used up whores in HD
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 22, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a big fan of Sex and the City reruns, eh?
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
not a big fan of desperate housewives, eh?
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
HD porn is a terrible idea
you would have to watch from the next room
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
au contraire
https://www.directv.com/DTVAPP/listing/ppvAdult.jsp
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Plenty of porn on DirecTV.
I check the titles they have occasionally and it shocks me the programming on there.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
the titties, errrrr, titles are the best part
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
we should take our porn dicsussion over to bleedcubbieblue
we would all be banned.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
The power of Christ compels you!

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
High Def 162 games a year
lotta porn.
cool dish on your roof creates envious neighbors.
win. win. win.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
how is every game in HD? FSn only broadcast 70 some in HD
also there is plenty of porn on the internet.
and I’d have to keep my cable internet and have two bills
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
40 pitches through two innings for Cueto
How’s that bullpen lookin’? Will Dusty actually play Masset tonight?
In 2009, why in the Jesus Fuck is every game not televised?
It’s bush league I tell ya!
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
Probably on WGN..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
That curve/eephus pitch pitch Lilly is throwing
reminds me of Pascual Perez back in the day.
Rally caps
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
bunt bunt
slump buster
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
"Nobody was ready for that"
What, for Sea Bass to get on base?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on Apr 22, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
We should bunt every time!
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
right on!
Norris Hopper reference!
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
3 in a row! Go for one more!
Go for it!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I want the bunt base-hit hat trick.
That would have to be a record of some kind.
2 bunts in a row
and Willy Taveras is now up. fuck it, make him bunt too!!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
squeeze bunt
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
i am absolutely lurvin'
the way Willy is working counts so far this season. lurvin’ it.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
but how do you FEEL about it?
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
I didn’t believe Taveras was capable of hitting it far enough to get a sac fly.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
best arm in the league the past 3 years
according to ARM rating. if i remember correctly.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
well color me wrong
it seems every time I watch he is throwing the ball all over the place
I love the gap between his 2B and LF UZRs
The Yankees and Rangers had their heads up their asses. And worse, it took Jim Bowden to correct their mistake.
unbelievable right? chalk one up for ol' Leatherpants
here’s the article on ARM rating.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
that's racist
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
that's his second sac fly of the year
accountingfor both of his RBI
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
OT
Just got a sales phone call from “Weed Man Lawncare”.
Brilliant.
But the best biz name locally is Camel Towing. (look it up)
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
"You ever cared for your lawn...
on weeeeeeeeeeed?"
by Brendanukkah on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
at least we know where they put their profit...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
does cueto always fall off this baddly to first base
or is it just when his control goes south?
Bloop
Cubs announcers said
that the Cubs are 8-0 in games that they dont commit an error
and
they are 0-4 when they do
here’s to #5
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
The Reds are what? 7-6 in games where they commit an error?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Apr 22, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Cueto is throwing rocks tonight
here’s to hoping he keeps it up
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
Fukodome is a steroid abusing bat corking guy who pretends to not speak English when it's convenient?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
not bad, kid
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
within an innings it iwll be 11-0 Hotlanta
the Nat’s bullpen will blow it…they always do
I almost feel sorry for them…..almost
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
Jerome Walton
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
dwight smith 2nd candidate
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
oh... AFLAC? I thought we were just making up random names...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
country house
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
AFLAC
Way too easy, ya beat me with Jerome Walton
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
thats in our "era"
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
EdE's doing his pop-up thing again
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 22, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
horrible pitch to swing at, dammit
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
for real tho
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
phenomenal hustle!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
That was the SAME time..
Good slow mo for once.. Maybe it’s the HD.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Tie goes to the runner
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
great pixels
my analog even looks HD on DirecTv
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
it does look better, don't it?
we win for not getting new TVs!
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
FWIW
I think the unpopular two-tone Reds hats look pretty sharp on HD.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 22, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
How sweet would it be to have a Cubs killer..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
i caught that
how about a walk, or changing focus to hit the ball up the middle or the opposite field?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Way to pitch inside Cueto
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Apr 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
K
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Apr 22, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions

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