Game 13, Thread 3: Streetfight for First Place
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT
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GREAT START, Lincoln.
Bases loaded. Geez.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
So much for the Lefty-Lefty match up
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
Do they make stovepipe hats with the wishbone C?
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Apr 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
"Only you can make an ERA of 17 seem good, George"
Amen, Welsh
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
With our Havoclucky offense and scintillating bullpen dusty's got 'em right he wants em
Licoln must get going if this team is going to compete
Its probably going to happen - bend over
fuck lincoln
he gets cut when roenicke is ready midseason.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Damn good thing we signed him to a two-year deal in the offseason.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Lincoln's revenge
Did Dusty decide he just wanted this one to be over or something. Why in the holy hell is Lincoln in? Give me a reason, Dusty? 3 straight balls a a HBP. Fucking hell
I miss having a team that was capable of big come-backs
Wasn’t that fun?
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
3-0
great start lincoln. oy vay.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
"But Stormy and the (Rhodes) scholar do it..."
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
Clowndick contiues to labor over the obvious
SDtormy and Aturo have been soooooo lucky so far
Its probably going to happen - bend over
When describing Lincoln, "stiff" wouldn't be the word I'd use, Chris
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Fuck this bullshit
Fuck it all. Dusty Baker, you are a damn joke. Mike Lincoln, get the hell out of town. Christ on a crutch, IS COMPETENCY FROM OUR MANAGER TOO MUCH TO ASK????
At least Lincoln only has a two year term
/sarcasm/
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Apr 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
ANOTHER bases loaded walk... in the Mets game.
4-4
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
From the Cubs PBP
“Dick Pole is well-traveled”
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
You guys left me so I'll post it over here too
George: "Here comes Dick Pole"
Chris: "He looks stiff out there"
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey guy who was defending Dusty as a great manager earlier
Are you watching this game? Are you?!
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
looks like we'll be waiting around for the 3-run homer
if we can get 2 guys on base in one inning
Reds fan for 40 years!
i would have gone with masset before lincoln
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
the thought was probably lefty/lefty
but Danny Ray coulda’ been the choice, no?
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice, EE
Nice, JV
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
still plenty of game left
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I'll go with that.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, it could be.
the wind’s blowin’ in.
But I’m not giving up.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
did you read thread 3 from last night..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Unfortunately Harden's doing his "good pitcher" thing
We need a spark.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD
INTERVIEW WITH CHERRY HUDSON JR.
“You got a guy like Willy Taveras at the top of the lineup, stealing bases, causing HAVOC…”
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
i heard it too
(barf)
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Hi, thanks for calling!
You’ve reached the party line!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Harden at 84 pitches...
Maybe we can use him up in the 6th?
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
BP, EE and Bruce need to bring it.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Dear Brandon Phillips,
Now would be a good time to start hitting. Something.
Anything.
Thanks,
rjdio
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Is that right 18 Errors?
18 errors so far this season. That’s awful.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
Can't be. I thought we were at 9 yesterday.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
well,there were 3 in that one game...
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by Cy Schourek on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Speed and defense.. Speed and defense..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
pitching, pitching, pitching
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
That can't be right.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not. 9 into this game, according to mlb.com
so we’re @ 10.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Yeah I didn't think so either ....
I don’t know what Brantley just muttered then
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
"Eighteen" is the way Brantley pronounces "at ten?" Best I got
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll buy that
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
well, I picked a good time to show up, eh?
this game seems to, uh, not be one of the better ones.
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Why is BP still batting clean up
and notice i said “batting” not “hitting”
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
Paraphrasing, but pretty close
“We don’t have anyone else.”
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Phillips is a 6
put EE 4 and Bruce 5
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
even thought thats exactly what I would do if I were manager
I dont think EE is really that much of an upgrade
Hall of Famer Hal says EE is no cleanup hitter.
And if Hall of Famer Hal says it, you know that it’s probably misspelled.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
and how he would mispell EE, I don't know.
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by Cy Schourek on Apr 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
In braille?
/tasteless
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree about EE
If I were to do it, I would put Votto, Bruce, then BP. Votto is hitting lefties well enough that I would not worry about back to back left-handed batters and BP, when he hits, hits lhp well. Put the power hitters back to back and when and if they both start to hit, Votto finally sees some pitches.
it puts the lotion in the basket
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
It puts the Laotian in the basket
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We probably would have let it slide, fyi...
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
"So... are you Chinese or Japanese?"
“Laotian!”
“What ocean?”
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
well
if you check the picture was linked from dangitbobby.com
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
you'd better!
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
As if he hadn't been saving that...
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Oh come on
’Nukkah’s a rec-whore, but I seriously doubt he has a folder full of pictures to use in case words like “lotion” come up.
Oh, I have folders full of pictures in which lotion comes up...
…I’ve said too much.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Why don't we call people "creative" anymore?
“Random” seems almost more like an insult.
Not saying that you’re insulting Brendan; I’ve just noticed that my students who are quick, clever, or creative often get called “random” by other students. Seems like a poor synonym.
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Apr 21, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It's more associative that creative
I read something you wrote, associate it with something else (which in this instance is actually pretty random), and then post my thing. I think you should start berating your students. Have them graph a poem or something.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
but because it's associative, it's anything but "random"
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Apr 22, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
agreed on the dislike of the new(er) use of the word random
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
he can blow me
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I could be wrong but..
..I’d bet that more MLB pitchers know exactly how they want to pitch to BP most times.
With EE they just hope he’s slumping and he gets himself out.
(That’s my tepid endorsement of EE as a clean-up hitter.)
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd put adam Rosales there...
Oh that’s right there’s no place for him to play
Its probably going to happen - bend over
same reason junya hit third for his final two years
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Because he and Dusty don't actually think he's in a slump.
And Dusty thinks there are no other options, apparently.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
not funny.
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by Cy Schourek on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Anybody else seeing a bunch of Puresleep anti-snoring commercials tonight?
Subquestion: Is this not ironic while watching the Reds’ offense?
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Yeah I'm sure we will see Massett before the end of the night too.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
SOB
Massett is the new Burton.
I lobbied to cut this fella. i was wrong, wrong, wrong.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
bring in the midget
lets see some danny…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I'm currently reading Manhunt: The 12 Day Chase for Lincoln's Killer
Pretty good. It gets ’Nukkah’s endorsement.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
probably a good time to mention
how comically offensive Maryland’s state song is.
“She is not dead, nor deaf, nor dumb-
Huzza! she spurns the Northern scum!
She breathes! she burns! she’ll come! she’ll come!
Maryland! My Maryland!”
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by Cy Schourek on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
So, here's the first verse to Virginia's state song
Carry me back to old Virginny,
There’s where the cotton and the corn and tatoes grow,
There’s where the birds warble sweet in the springtime,
There’s where the old darke’ys heart am long’d to go,
There’s where I labored so hard for old massa,
Day after day in the field of yellow corn,
No place on earth do I love more sincerely
Than old Virginny, the state where I was born.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't care what your daddy do.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Oklahoma has a state rock song now
And it’s one of my favorites.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you check the "Open in new window" box?
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
No
Just right click it. Or you know what, never mind.
Their official state rock song is “Do You Realize??” by the Flaming Lips. Pretty cool. Go O states!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Luv it.
My two-year old sings bits and pieces of it. You should hear his version.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Listen Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJcHNCZNj24
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Grande telling us once again about yet another quality individual.
George’s world has no evil people.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
holy guacamole
I just noticed Turtle on the side bar. He’s back!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yeah, I was waiting for Madville to notice
It would be like a gorilla getting back its kitten.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
YES - Dr. Turtle has returned from where the heck he's been
1. Sabbatical
2. Feeding the poor in Africa
3. 39 Days in the wilderness
4. Taking out the trash for Mrs. Turtle
Its probably going to happen - bend over
How delayed is DirecTV?
I’m getting thread posts before I am seeing it.. The WGN broadcast was about a minute behind this one even.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Yeah, that's looking pretty indefensible
I want to go back and see how it was defended at the time.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Lincoln has compromising photos of Walt Jocketty.
They show Jocketty lying in his hammock, fast asleep while the Reds offense continues to suck.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Pujols up with 2 on and no out.
Still 4-4 for about eight more seconds.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
Who wants to know?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently it's Daniel now.
He’s got his big boy pants.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
I don't care ...
I heard that bit. But I don’t care. He’s a 90s rock star much like myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skoPxPZmySs
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
pretentious douche
I bet that’s why Franchester Brennaman goes by “Marty”
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Holy crap
I had no idea that was his name. Wow. Kinda speechless…
Learn something new every day.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup, I discovered that last season - I can't believe I never mentioned it
Or did I? No idea.
Either way, it is the only thing that will ever eclipse my Elpidio discovery.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
I thought there was a thing last year where he stated
that he preferred Danny Ray and made a bit of a big deal aobut it. Can we interview him again?
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by Cy Schourek on Apr 21, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I believe he did say that
And from the people I’ve talked to, he’s gone by Danny Ray for most of his life.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
I want to see that again
Johnson was so confused!
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Santo is in awe of that screwball
“It must have dropped a foot!”
Ooooh—- he just said something tasteless about himself!
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Apr 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think it was a Pallidan Black Knight thing
Once the Black Knight is killed, no need or the Pallidan.
Or in other words, I don’t know.
Okay, that was cheap.
But still: ugh.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
That was a great pitch.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
I'm giving up now.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
Uhh, so much for "seems like he's better with the bases loaded" eh, Marty?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
bold prediction
the reds are going to lose this game
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
"A switch-hitting witch!"
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Apr 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Rickie Weeks left the game
after colliding with JJ Hardy. Ouch.
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All they need to do is score 6 runs
and keep the Cubs from getting everyone on base in every single fucking inning, and they’ll win.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Man I am a hopeless optimist
for a minute there I dared to dream that the Reds could actually lead the NL Central for a day…
Who the hell is Reed Johnson?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Reed Johnson: Librarian/Pornstar
Brendan came up with this first.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Read that as Libertarian/Pornstar
I don’t know if that makes it better or worse.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
no, because indie rockers matter.
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by Cy Schourek on Apr 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Libertarian = LowFi
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
"I hope we come out with a fail-safe plot To piss off the dumb few that forgave us"
Yep, that sounds about right for libertarians.
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by Cy Schourek on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, "She's a libertarian/ And nothin's gonna stop her" makes a stupid couplet
Here’s how it should go.
(I clicked “Open in a new window” for you Alan)
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Since he apparently can't middle click.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
what if he is on a laptop?
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm on an ibook. It's all one big middle click.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, there's your problem.
Sounds like someone needs a hotkey. Or a computer with multiple buttons.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Uh, duh, better
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I hear he's from Rock Ridge.
Son of Olson Johnson, brother of Van Johnson, neighbor of Howard Johnson.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Well you can't win 'em all
Esp. w/Gonzo and Nernia in the line up…
thank God that BP’s not in a Slump
And that EdE is driving in those runs.
Its probably going to happen - bend over
Nernia's not in the line up
It’s in that big old wardrobe.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Nernia?
Is this a new thing for Hernan?
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by Cy Schourek on Apr 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, we've only given up 4 earned runs...
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Hey, how did the undertaker win the title?
he urned it!
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
BBTN
If anyone caught Baseball Tonight during commercials tonight, you may have seen Fernando Vina showing how to hit the ball off a tee and saying, “This is how I became a great hitter.”
Awesome.
that and steroids
seeing as how he was named in the Mitchell Report yet is still employed by ESPN
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did Dave Winfield then break Vina's tee
and chase him around the studio until Fernando was in a corner whimpering while Winfield stands in front of him laughing maniacally?
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by Cy Schourek on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Janish has a Y...
it just looks like a J.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Was that the first ball Alex has hit hard
all year?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
the 2009 Cincinnati Reds
I don’t see the Reds play much, living in Chicago. All I have to say is this: At least when they sucked the last few years, you got the impression that they could come from behind from just about any score…they were always capable of a scoring binge. Now…5-2 in the 6th inning feels like GAME OVER. I know…pitching and defense…whatever. It’s still boring.
Well you know I couldn't agree more now...
But When Alex Gonzales and RaMoan hernia get it going things are gonna change
Its probably going to happen - bend over
Not for me...
fucking Sid the Kid is gonna’ send the Flyers home early. At least I’ll be able to shave my playoff beard!
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Apr 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm out..
Enjoy the rest of the game folks..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
I'm just in a pretend band..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
So who was it that was trying to defend Joey Votto's defense to me last month?
He continues to struggle at first with bizarrely awkward defense, and I still can’t believe that you guys were arguing he was above average. I love the kid, but WTF?
well with the gliven and the glaovin
he’s 1st in UZR so far this season. He ain’t bad…I just guess his athleticism makes up for his walrussing of certain plays.
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by Cy Schourek on Apr 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
while his defense has not been stellar
I would say that he would not make the list of 3 worst fielders on the team.
this could be fun!
I’d go Hairston, Encarnacion, Nix/McDonald without looking at the 25man or counting pitchers. E tu, ORex?
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by Cy Schourek on Apr 21, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Eesh
That would be a tough list to make.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree with either of the outfielders and EE
and I would be tempted to put our starting shortstop there. He has less range than an Amish kitchen.
by orex121 on Apr 21, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bonjour
Lurk is the Finnish spelling for Lurch
Its probably going to happen - bend over
by Madville on Apr 21, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. C'mon in.
/Lili Von Shtupp
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Hey there
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by Cy Schourek on Apr 21, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
For true commitment to the joke
That guy shoulda bought a LOLvo.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I just passed a car with the plate
“OMG BBQ” which I really, really, enjoyed.
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by Cy Schourek on Apr 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
hey its only the bottom of the 7th
I’ve 2.5 innings to work on my reply button technique
Its probably going to happen - bend over
Ok, thought Brantley was going somewhere bad with the
Kosuke bit just now…
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
oh no
whatd he say?
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by Cy Schourek on Apr 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
He pronounced it, and then started spelling it...
The tone of voice just sounded like he was about to question how that was possible, and then he actually called a play instead.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Let me guess
They were having a conversation about fried chicken, like normal, and Fukudome’s name came up, so Brantley started talking about General Tso’s chicken, and Marty corrected him like “Cowboy, I think that’s Chinese”, and Brantley said something like “they all look the same to me”
Am I close?
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Ash are you still with us?
Common tell us another interesting story about life
Its probably going to happen - bend over
It's baseball season, Mads
This is my life.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
...til painting season gets here
Then you’ve got a lot of stuff to paint.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, that sounds familiar
and I’m not sure I want to remember why…
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Holy Shit Ash
Its probably going to happen - bend over
by Madville on Apr 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just an FYI ...
The Reds/Mets game is TBD on July 10 … the other has cockblocked any Reds stuff … please work on here.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
LoL, what exactly, pray tell, do you want me to do!?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
First ...
that should be here not “here”
Second … Use your ‘God’ powers on her. You’re kind of running the show.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
How the hell is the time on that game TBD?
Seems like it would easily be a 7:10-ish start.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Oh, and whatever you do
Don’t ever refer to her as “The Other” to her. She will murder you. Seriously – don’t you know that story?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
No ...
I don’t.
And I hate to use the term ‘better half’ or any of that shit. So that was the first thing that popped into my mind.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I think she'd rather you refer to her as "my bitch"
than “The Other” … ask her about “The Other” sometime…
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Will do ...
Also, I noticed that I’m still typing like an idiot. Trying to do too much at once.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions