Game 13 Thread: Part 2
by BK on Apr 21, 2009 9:06 PM EDT
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Print2-1 Chubs after 3. Our Micah needs to start Pwning, or it's gonna be a long evening.
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First
Just in time.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Just got here.
Now I need to go read the other 350 posts..
What are we drinking tonight?
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
first!
a full half inning before the mlb.tv feed gets here.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Firs?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
FAIL
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
And you're just the person to do it, huh?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I was looking for a verse in Micah that could be his baseball battle cry but
the best I could come up with was this, “Your hand will be lifted up in triumph over your enemies,and all your foes will be destroyed.”.
That works.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
works for me...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Apr 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to ask again...
since I’ve resorted to the WLW feed: WTF is that burrito song?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Chipotle
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
could you describe the burrito ruckus, sir?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Is it a Chipotle commercial?
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
YEs
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Just sounds like undiluted stupidity to me.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
It's pretty meh.
Might be the only thing I don’t like about Chipotle.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
i love chipotle so much
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I love it so much that I love you for loving it.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Ash, I agree ...
but screw PETA
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
My comment thingy ...
is whacked out here at work. Sometimes it replies, others, not so much.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah yeah, blame it on work...
I blame it on the alcohol.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
I wish
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Dusty continues to show conficence in:
BP, EdE, Gonzo and Hernia
I’m annoyed at Dustclown’s inability to take ACTION. He’s apparently concerned that too much change will upset the clubhouse chemistry.
Its probably going to happen - bend over
tony larussa?
john mcnamara? bob boone?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Jerry Narron too
Yes you know with Arthur or Weathers, those guys are going good…it makes sense to stay with them…BP needs a change or a night off…
Its probably going to happen - bend over
there's a cat on the field!
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
Can it play shortstop?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
im stunned dick pole didnt chase the pussy
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
/coutlangus'd
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
big shock
pussy on the field in CHI
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
That's racist!
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Who let the cat in?
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Cat apparently just bit the grounds crew guy.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Rabies shots for him.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
did he really?
What kind of cat was it?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Calico.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Poor kitty
I’ve seen cats on the field before, and a lot of grounds people chasing them around and looking silly, but I’ve never seen them pick a cat up by the tail. They pick them up like you normally pick up a cat. And they don’t put them in the stands, they hand them to someone in the dugout who takes them outside.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The dude choked. He was being clawed and/or bitten.
He had the cat contained and didn’t know what to do with it. He took it to the stands which was stupid but I’m sure he hadn’t been properly trained on what to do in this situation. He tried to drop it in the stands so teh game could resume (that had to be all that was on his mind at this point) and the cat got back on the field. At this point he just grabbed it by its tail because he knew he could get the whole thing over with.
Poorly executed but ya gotta hand it to ’em… PLAY BALL!
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew better when I was 5.
But anyway, yes, moving on…
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Then he got some tail.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude obviously doesn't have a cat..
You don’t pick a cat up by the tail.. Scruff ’em and they are completely harmless.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Exactly...
but if it’s running, the easiest thing to grab is often the tail.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
oh, he picked it up by the tail?
I assumed he just grabbed the tail to stop it.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
yeah
picked it up off the ground and put it in the stands…since thats the best place for it for some reason
Brilliant.
That guy knows how to piss off a cat, though.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Yeah.. Picked it up and put it in the stands..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
That asshat!
I got home and turned on the TV just in time to see it. That guy deserves to be picked up by his balls and thrown into the stands.
Yeah, I said it.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on Apr 21, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
she was pretty pissed about it
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I was too. That's the last thing you want to do if you
are trying to pick up a cat. I bet PETA will be all over that shit.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
I bet PETA will be all over that shit
exact quote from chan
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I read PITA is trying to stop the Chicken Dance Record Attempt
that they are going to try at the Talladega race this weekend sponsored by KFC,, I agree, only because Cincinnati currently owns the record.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Fuck PETA
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
the dudes just a big pussy
since he couldnt handle the cat scratching at him and all….with gloves and a few layers of sleeves on.
fuck cats
and fuck dogs named Mookie!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
rec'd
Jeez, if the guy doesn’t know how to handle a cat, why send him to deal with it?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I often ask that...
About our Treasury Secretary.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Cubs' designated cat-wrangler has the night off.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
That's dangerous..
Just grab them with one hand right behind the head.. It renders cats completely harmless. They can’t move..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
ahem
there’s a lady in the house. ixnay on the ussypay comments.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Gray, everytime I see your avatar
I think I am talking to Noam Chomsky. Which I mean as a compliment.
BP will now demonstrate
What a good cleanup hitter does.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
That pitch looked outside.
Of course, BP had a much closer look as it whizzed by.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
So wait
What idiot ass Cubs fan brought their cat to the ballpark?
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Well, there's feral cats that live in the tunnels of RFK Stadium
Perhaps it was one of those.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Does "feral" mean "able to teleport?"
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
They'd only get that ability from nuclear fallout
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this from the new X-Men movie?
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Cats shooting lasers out of their mouths? That's kids stuff.
Check it.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
not clicking it
but i bet lorne michaels hates it
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I clicked it and my game thread blew up!
NUKKAH!!!!!!!
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
my firefox just completely crashed
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
You're in Brendanukkah's lair now
He’s an evil genius.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Dusty
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
That was close..
I think he got Votto..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Thats racist!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you
There are a lot of black holes in this lineup right now. None of them are remotely based on skin pigmentation.
Nearly Bartmanesque
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
oh, and hi everyone.
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I am opposed to Votto stealing bases.
This team does nothing with him on the DL.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
excellent
a little Bartman jinx here. Bruce hits a 2B in the gap here…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
If the Cubs don't make the World Series this year.
It’ll be because of that fucker. Enjoy your foul ball, dickhead!
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on Apr 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He's lost at sea (bass)
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Apr 21, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
Hey bruce is good again!
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
Jay turning it around finally?
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 21, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah he is god awful terrible at play by play.
This is the first game I’ve heard in 3 years, and it is severely lacking with the Cowboy at the helm.
hey nice write up in the DJ
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Apr 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey thanks
You’re the only person that noticed, I asked my parents to save a copy and they’d already tossed it!
When’d you graduate, btw?
07
Just put 2+2 together there.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Apr 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Word
So we overlapped by a year. I’m going to wager we’re two of an exceedingly small number of DC/Reds fans.
Quite so
A lot had to go right (or wrong?) for that to happen
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Apr 21, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Though in my year and several years previous
Cincinnati was repped pretty well there for whatever reason.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Apr 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
The Elder kid?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
The sad thing is
He’s way, way better now than he was at the beginning of last year.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 21, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Somehow HAVOC pays off
as does the fact that the Reds have had some beneficial calls.
Let's get Sea Bass and BP to get hit on the hand
apparently, that solves everything
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Apr 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hello Tanya
This is Mads…yeah…want to make a little extra $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Its probably going to happen - bend over
Unfortunately, our putrid lineup is a bit like a long, hot bath
More hands than balls.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
GD it....
Cubs fan #1 is asleep and missed the Bartmanish foul ball.
And here’s the replay!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
it's only 3-0 but the Mets are killin' Wellenmeyer.
8 hits and 2 walks in the 4th
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
Let's Go Mets!
I’m supposed to like the mets because I live in queens, but i only really like them when I play NL central teams that aren’t the reds.
heard Citi Field is da bomb
gonna catch a game?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
If they win, and we win
The Reds are in first motherfucking place.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, at least you see the hats around town
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
That Showtime a.k.a. Don Won is pretty popular in NY?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFZ2qyoMN8U
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
that makes sense
but i’ve been seeing ‘em for longer than that song has been out. I’ve always attributed it to the cap being fairly straightforward and subtle…although I always have to fight the urge to approach people wearing one and to say “HAY I LIKE THE REDS TOO!!!”
Frankly, I only chat with other new yorkers about sports when they recognize my bengals cap.
It's gang affiliations
A Bloods thing, I believe
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think so.
Bloods wouldn’t wear a hat with a C on it.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
davey johnson?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
So
The Reds already have six strikeouts through four innings. This last week has left me pretty pissed off at our coaching staff. Pole, Berry, Jacoby. Madville has more than enough irrational hatred for Speier. Hatcher gets a pass because of 1990.
I don't think Hatcher is nearly as bad at his job as the others are
Then again, what does a first base coach do? I like having him around because he seems to get along well with the players and for 1990.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Hatcher is a stand up dude
Taveras has stated on the record he has helped him, already, with his basestealing approach.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Like, minimizing it?
Dude’s never get 100 bags at this rate.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I Don't hate the Gnoe guy...I feel badly for him
I am sure that Speier would do a significantly better job of managing than dustcrotch AS you must know I love Billy Hatcher.
Its probably going to happen - bend over
Any possibility that Jacoby has the team taking more pitches???
Just wondering how long this run of BBs will continue? EdE and BP clogging up the bases to the tune of OBP 100+ pts better than BA, not to mention T-Virus at .400+ OBP (sample size’d) is not terribly exciting, but we wouldn’t have a winning record without it.
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Apr 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
No possibility, its probably all Hatch and the little Gnome guy's input.
Its probably going to happen - bend over
If Jacoby is responsible for that, that I will rescind my criticism
But he’s been here awhile, and we weren’t particularly patient then. I believe being aggressive was the order of the day.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
which is why Owings is pitching in the bigs
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Homer actually had a good line tonight
That ERA is skewed from the last few outings.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
So is Bailey's poor performance because he is sulking in AAA
or is it just the wildness of a young hurler?
That looked like it almost went out.
Did it?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
winds keeping them in...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Apr 21, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Warning track.
I would assume it would of been out on a sunny day.
word is its blowing out to right field
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
10-pitch inning formicah
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Apr 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
McCracken-esque.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
best news....
Gonzalez up, OWINGS to follow.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Let me reiterate
I do not hate Speier…I love Hatcher
I think Joke-obi is useless and that Berry is terrible.
And I have not a lot of use for Raoan Hernia either – Give me HanniganMan
Its probably going to happen - bend over
hey fucka
i rocked Princeton bowl this afternoon.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
What were you doing in my neck of the woods?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
bank shit
quarterly meeting and a bowling contest.
i spun my 145/163 with an alley ball and rented shoes.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Please walk Gonzalez, please walk Gonzalez...
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 21, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
Yes.
We need to create more sacrifice situations. Haven’t seen as many lately.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
"Here you go, Cubs, take this free out"
“No thanks, we’d rather face Micah with a runner on”
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
I sure don't want Owings bunting.
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 21, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
Because it's a sacrifice situation.
And they haven’t had much practice lately, what with Hernandez and Gonzalez in the 7-8 positions.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
You know what, Dusty?
Fuck you.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Dusty, Micah can't hit a walk-off home run in the 5th
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 21, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Then take THIS free out!!!
Geeeezeeee—- somebody send him to the clubhouse for toothpicks.
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
horrible strike!!!!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Because he has NoHo disease - an inability to hit the ball out of the infield
Its probably going to happen - bend over
He's that active infield hit king
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Apr 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Mets lead 4-0
Wellenmeyer survives the fourth but he bats second in the innning.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
Of course Santo thinks it's a strike on the corner....
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
Nope
I went there in Thread #1.
If you get outta’ hand, someone will cut you short.
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Apr 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Scored a base hit?
Seriously?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
dumb question from a former ump
how does framing the pitch really work? i couldnt see where the catcher put the glove…only where the pitch crossed the plate.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
its a sliding of the glove at the point of impact
back over the plate or positioning the glove just on the edge to quickly move the glove back
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Actually
that’s pulling the pitch— which tends to pi** the ump off. Framing it is using the glove to do just that: make sure your glove is positioned so that the ball is closer to the strike zone. If the pitch is high, catch it with the glove on top; low, catch it from underneath; left of the plate (from the catcher/ump perspective), glove comes from the left. The tough one: with the pitch to the right, you’ve gotta’ essentially backhand the pitch.
Done properly, you don’t move the pitch at all. But the impression is the ball is in the strike zone, the glove is on the edge or black.
Does it work? Depends on the ump. It certainly doesn’t hurt.
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by "Red" Moskau on Apr 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
that would be selfish
Dickerson instead decided to make an out, so his average would drop below .200, and he’d be on the Interstate like so many of his teammates.
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See, that's a classy, "baseball guy" kind of move right there.
Good for him.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Right.
No more selfish players on our team anymore, now that Dunn and Griffey are gone.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
close play at first
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
DLee is going downhill
but he can still pick it
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well its nice to have a pitcher who can actually hit a little
so we put him up there to bunt…fucking genius
owings
Looks like he has a lot better movement on his pitches today. I just started watching an inning ago though, how has he looked all game?
he's got movement usually
not filthy, but not straight.
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—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
And his shoddy bullpen was one out away from keeping any runs from scoring
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by BK on Apr 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
or quit bunting
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
crap
Owing is channeling his inner Fogg.
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CRAP
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
error on dickerson
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Grande: "Not even the wind is gonna knock this one down..all the way."
E PBP
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
McDonald'd
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nah
the problem was he left his feet.
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—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Yeah, I get the impression he didn't need to jump...
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
I'm PC bound...
should he have caught it?
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it wasnt an easy play
but it wasnt a highlight play either.
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6-4-3, please.
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by Paul Householder on Apr 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
three...
walked last AB
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by "Red" Moskau on Apr 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
mlb.tv FSOH finally sort of back...
at least it’s not half an inning behind.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Marty's calling Chicago's
official scorer ‘the worst in baseball’
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
"That's why they'll always find a way to blow it"
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by "Red" Moskau on Apr 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
it was an error all the way
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—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
No for calling it a hit ...
Marty’s claiming the official ruling was a hit
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope,
It was ruled an earned run
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
go up and in here...
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—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
sooo bk
have you prepared your review of the metallica game?
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
I haven't purchased it yet
but I played it once and the song list is pretty good
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by BK on Apr 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
can you use a microphone with it?
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe so
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by BK on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
What console do you have?
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wiii and 360
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you have RB2?
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nope...
i’ve played the crap out of it though
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I squeezed three songs in before the kids got home.
Hey, I’ve been on the last two game threads so obviously I’d rather watch the reds game. :)
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i've been playing a lot of mortal kombat vs. dc
it’s very good
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I played it once and wasn't very impressed
Then some creepy divorced guy who was over for my roommate’s poker night kept talking about how great all the women’s breasts were, and then I got skeeved out.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
it's got a really good story mode
and i think it’s an easy to play fun game
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
The controls seemed really sluggish to me
I lot of slow moving back and forth and some kicking. Of course, I could just suck at it.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
you play it on 360?
i think it plays really fast
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup, 360
I dunno what to tell you. Didn’t like it.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
that's ok
you’re just weird is all
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by chandrathan on Apr 22, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I played it on my brother's 360 though
and he only has the guitar
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by BK on Apr 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on down and show me how to play expert on Drums.
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No problem
When and where, man
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by BK on Apr 21, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
One night when you don't have game thread responsibilities..
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meh
thats the inning if dickerson catches the previous ball.
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...how is that an earned run?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
c-dick apparently didn't get an error called on him
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
that's not what Gameday says
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that's what you get when you believe everything you see on gameday
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
They originally called it a hit and just changed it ...
Marty was flipping out
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
Marty’s flipping shit because it was ruled a hit
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
The mlb.tv boxscore
has an error on Dickerson, but 3 ER for Micah.
I don’t get it.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
I think they do the official tally at the end of the inning.
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by "Red" Moskau on Apr 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
They just changed it to an error
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what sent Marty into his
tirade about the Cubs’ official scorer
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
i agree with Marty
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Nor did he much his last outing.
I’m not that impressed with him as a pitcher
Its probably going to happen - bend over
good grief
Outfielders almost never get errors. That’s Dickerson’s 2nd in a very young season.
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I'd take Micah AuPair
he’s gonna’ be in the division for a long time.
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How'd we get run numero dos? I saw the Bruce jack...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
bruce drove in votto
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by chandrathan on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Bruce knocked in Votto with a single
after a Votto SB HAVOC behind a walk
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by "Red" Moskau on Apr 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Bruce knocked in Votto
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by BK on Apr 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
That's my plate, ARAMIS!
Back off!
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great pitch on the 3-2
cmon Micah!
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92 pitches... someone wake up the Masset hound!
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great at bat by Aramis
gotta tip the hat on that one.
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No we fucking don't you closet Cubs fan.
See what your woman is doing to you, you turncoat!!
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Damn Straight
The accursed Cubs don’t get no friggin’ kudos from us, hell they even own our stadium when they play At GABP. They are the enemy.
If I could pick one player from the Cubs and put him on the Reds I would pick
Aramis. Of course I am not that bright either.
I'd go with Soto
duh
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Micah, you're not proving you belong in the rotation
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
He looked pretty good that AB.
In fact, he’s looked like 4/5 starter material all night.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
im with you Gray
Micah is no Fogg, or Santos, or Ramirez, or Lizard, etc, etc,
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
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hell yeah he is, bro
phenomenal AB by Ramirez
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George: “Here comes Dick Pole”
Chris: “He looks stiff out there”
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