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Spring Game 33 Thread: Pirates at Reds

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And so, the end of the Reds run at Ed Smith Stadium is here.  They are a combined 99-84-2 as the home team at Ed Smith, so a win today will put them at the century mark in wins with a winning pct of .543.  During their 12-year run in Sarasota, the Reds have managed an 846-937 record during the regular season for a .474 winning percentage.  So, Ed Smith has been kind to the Reds, to say the least.

Edinson Volquez makes his last start of the Spring.  He has yet to pitch more than 5 innings in a game, so hopefully we'll see at least 6 today.  On the plus side, he's only given one run in Grapefruit action, which came in his last start this past Saturday.  His Grapefruit League ERA is a svelt 0.47.  If there is one concern about Volquez, it's that he's surrendered 8 walks in his last 13 innings pitched.  Obviously that ratio can't hold up if he's going to be successful during the season.

No word on who is pitching for the Pirates as of noon today.

See the lineups after the jump.

Star-divide

Lineup

Pittsburgh Pirates @ Cincinnati Red

04/02/09 1:05 PM EDT


Cincinnati reds
Nyjer Morgan - CF
Willy Taveras - CF
Ramon Vazquez - 2B
Chris Dickerson - LF
Ryan Doumit - C
Joey Votto - 1B
Eric Hinske - 1B
Brandon Phillips - 2B
Craig Monroe - LF
Jay Bruce - RF
Brandon Moss - DH
Edwin Encarnacion - 3B
Andy LaRoche - 3B
Ramon Hernandez - C
Luis Cruz - SS
Jerry Hairston Jr. - SS
Larry Broadway - RF
Edinson Volquez - P

Game time is 1:05pm.  The Reds are on the radio today, or you can check them out on Gameday.

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First!

Blegh. Don’t make me go to property…

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 2, 2009 12:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Second!

I’m gonna miss these threads during the season. With me TiVo’ing all the games, I’ll rarely watch a game live.

I’ll have to make a nuisance of myself in other posts.

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News

by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 12:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why?

why not just watch a game live?

by Daedalus on Apr 2, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Petey can obviously answer for himself, but

I’m guessing it’s because the EST games start at 4:00 for him, so he’s probably still doing work, or eating dinner, etc. while the games are going on live.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought it was something like that

but i couldn’t remember where he lived.

well, petey, you can watch them on those west coast trips! and houston and colorado aren’t that far ahead.

by Daedalus on Apr 2, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best case scenerio

is that I get home early in Los Angeles at 8:20 pm EDT, and can catch up to the live part of the game by 9:30 pm EDT, assuming I don’t eat and ignore my family.

Mostly it’s not worth the hassle. Once home. I’ll watch as much of the game on delay as my son wants to see, then put him thru his nightly routine, put him to bed around 11 pm EDT, then hang with the wife until she falls asleep around 12:20 am EDT. Then I can retire to my Tiki Lounge for the remainder of the game, which I can finish at around 1:30 am EDT.

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News

by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When...

Did you stop eating and ignoring your family?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's hard to ignore them

after you’ve eaten them. They tend to repeat.

by bbjones on Apr 2, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roar.

burp

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News

by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Andyfan got sent down yesterday

Poor guy was almost guaranteed a roster spot, until he was sidelined by injury. The guy has the worst luck. His wife had cancer, his mother was hit by an 18-wheeler, his wrist was broken by a HBP, and now this.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 2, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice reply.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

I must live with this shame

"balls"-Slyde

by The Crushinator on Apr 2, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or you could

be like those wierd japan guys and end your life because of the shame!

by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's racist.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 2, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wierdo.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha ha you can't spell

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

only by those who can't spell

the rest of us rate it just right!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That supports the racial imaginary

they have names, they’re called salary men.

"balls"-Slyde

by The Crushinator on Apr 2, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice job

you hit reply again!

by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one say anything!

Or i will criticize it mercilessly. Brace for shame.

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 2, 2009 1:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Mercker, hes already asked to be fired

He certainly brings a Droopy Dog-esque demeanor for the booth

"balls"-Slyde

by The Crushinator on Apr 2, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Neither worked for me.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I pitched in 4th grade

I used to try to hit someone every game so they’d be scared of me

"balls"-Slyde

by The Crushinator on Apr 2, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

groan'd.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I used to do the same

with girls

"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And were they scared of you?

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 2, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not really

"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't count the number of times I picked up a woman by talking about strikeouts

but I know groundouts have never worked.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you picked up a girl?

was she heavy?

"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I want you

I want you so ba-a-aaa-a-aad

by ThePensive on Apr 2, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think

i just found my quote

by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Tired Old Ed Smith Stadium" is, well, getting TIRED.

Giesenschlag even used it yesterday.. Guess I won’t have to hear it much longer.. Until next year when everyone says, “I sure miss Tired Old Ed Smith Stadium”

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Marty and Merck are shelling for Sheff. Ick.

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 2, 2009 1:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just imagine they are talking about Ken Griffey Jr.

and it puts things in better perspective. His teammates liked him. He was respected by pitchers and put the “fear of God” in their hearts. A lot of good that did the Reds.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marty needs Sheff

so that in two months he can lay on his terrible field play and forget that he suggested getting him would be a good idea..

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Votto punishes Taveras by lining a ball off of him

unusual HAVOC out.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Was he not paying attention?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like he didn't have a chance

it was hit so hard.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe

he is hurt! then c-dick in center and sheff in left!!

"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea!

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News

by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that HAVOC?

Getting hit by the ball on the way to third? T-Virus..

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WE CALL THAT A HAVOC BRUISE.

AND I’M WEARING MY BASEBALL CAPS!

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News

by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BP drives in CDick with a double

2nd and 3rd, no outs. This Pirates pitcher doesn’t appear to be fooling anybody.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

T-Virus was out

When getting hit by the line drive…

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, I meant one out

I suck…as you all know.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was expecting you

to call me a DICK..

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmm

slyde sucks….

and your a dick…

"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce grounds out to drive in the 2nd run

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RBI!!!11

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EdE singles in BP

3-0

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

went the other way with it

hopefully he keeps that up more frequently.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sMarty said something positive about EdE?

Whoa

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 2, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesse Chavez...

in 15 IP last year, he struck out 16

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oops, hit post...

but walked 9, gave up 20 hits (including 2 HRs) and threw 2 wild pitches.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EdE havoc?

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 2, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CS?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah he got it

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 2, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He needs to work on his HAVOC

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should

bat him leadoff now cuz he can steal

"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In all seriousness...

he would be a decent #2 hitter.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not as good as

c-dick

"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

has anyone noticed

how we haven’t made the playoffs any season while playing spring training games in sarasota. maybe it’s a curse.

by Daedalus on Apr 2, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think there may be other factors involved.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK.

Got it.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAVOC!

T-Virus bunt single..

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 1:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

An odd set of conversations today

things I’ve noticed said today:
“This offense has had trouble scoring runs this Spring.”

“This is not a team that is going to be waiting around for the 3-run home run.”

“Dusty Baker has a lot of adequate options on this roster (on offense).”

This statements seem out of sync with me.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, that second statement needs the context of they were saying it as a positive thing

but Marty and Mercker seem concerned that the Reds won’t score enough this year, but at least they won’t be waiting around for a 3-run home run. It should be okay though because they have plenty of good options, even though they won’t score any runs. And they should sign Sheffield because they need some power in the lineup so they could, what, wait around for a 3-run home run?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha

He fooled you!

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm with you, Slyde.

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News

by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they are still trying to figure out this club.

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Votto singles in Dickerson

4-0 Reds.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So has anything happened since?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pirates almost put 2 on the board

runners currently on 2nd and 3rd.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Andy LaRoche with one-out base hit

4-1 Reds. Runners on 1st and 3rd.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taveras left the game with a bruised right pectoral muscle

from the line drive that Joey Votto hit him with in the 1st inning.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

EdE with another throwing error

I wish he was playing LF.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No, then the throw would have really been off.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They haven't tried him in LF all ST, have they?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

It’s almost like they never considered it a possibility.

Volquez struggling a bit this inning (actually all game). Double plates another, the Reds lead 4-3. Volquez’s day is done.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn't make sense even to try it.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A lot like what they said with Dunn and BP.

They could have put Dunn at first, but they said it wouldn’t work. Dunn then goes on to play 19 games at first for the D-Backs and is going to be the starter at first for the Nats.

They could have tried moving BP to short, but they have continually insisted on keeping him at second even though moving him to short would help solidify the defense up the middle.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wouldn't use the Nats' decision as a guideline

They don’t exactly have a great track record of talent evaluation. Besides, the only reason he’s playing first is because they have a full outfield.

Did you see him play first in the WBC? Painful

by nycredsfan on Apr 2, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd for truthiness

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News

by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this thing still going?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

Spring Training is long

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 2, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I would be willing to throw in some baseball bats.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you hear

about that pitcher that was traded for bats?

apparently he took to many drugs and died

"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

and “a lot” is two words.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and "to"

is spelled “too!”

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 2, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or sometimes "two"

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do you two want to do, too?

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News

by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

Although with Brantley, I hope it is just that he eats too many 4-way beans and flatulates his way out of a job.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has anybody heard

about the starters for tomorrow’s game in NC?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The rosters are up

here, but they don’t tell me much.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EdE with another throwing error

Marty’s blood pressure is rising.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 2, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

See, now, this is just getting to be SAD...

I LIKE EdE, I really do. And he hasn’t had the ideal introduction to big league baseball with his early promotion and half dozen managers and crappy pitching staffs and everything. But, COME ON! Toughen up, EdE!

One of two things are gonna’ happen:

1) He’s going Ankiel-Sax-Sasser on us by the All-Star break, or
2) We’re moving him at the lowest possible point of his value, he’ll bloom in the new environment and rip our hearts out— probably as a Cub or a Cardinal!

Either way, I ain’t gonna’ be real happy. This is a slow, painful breakup we’re going through.

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Apr 2, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

way to flip your lid about a couple spring training errors

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 2, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SIX errors...

and it’s the same thing OVER and OVER again…

See!!! You set me off again!!

I’m gonna’ need a bigger prescription…

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Apr 2, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll let Madville know you need an Rx.

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News

by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You rang?

Whatcha need Red?
Some uppers? I got em…yeah
Some downers?…just listen to sMarty, Clownboy and Dustbag
Some to the edge off – meet my friend obc
Removal of sexual tension? Let Ash beat the shit out of you…
Let Petey know and we’ll talk

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 3, 2009 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to apologize for my emotional outburst...

I will now find some medication and return to being an adult…

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Apr 2, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It ain't your fault.

You’ve been abused enough by his mopey, hole-riddled glove to react dramatically.

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News

by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

The Pirates split squad just lost to Manatee Community College. It was mainly minor leaguers for the rats, but still…

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's the best college name I've ever heard

I wonder if their mascot is the Sea Cow

by nycredsfan on Apr 2, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I nearly enrolled there.

Until I realized that the girl I was going to move there with was 100% fucking batshit crazy.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Apr 2, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More Bruce failed HAVOC.

Can we ban Bruce from creating HAVOC?

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MUST.... FIND.... HAPPY.... PLACE....

I think I’ve got a case of sMarty-itis… I’m going to step away from the keyboard now…

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Apr 2, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clarification:

Is failed HAVOC the failure to steal a base, or is failed HAVOC the failure to get caught stealing or get picked off?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Failed HAVOC

could be anything the ends in an out that was cause by trying to cause HAVOC. In this case, Bruce was caught stealing.. 1 SB 2 CS this spring..4SB 6CS last season.. I don’t like those odds..

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by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that others on this site...

(Myself included) use HAVOC ironically, to refer to the actual act of getting caught stealing, getting picked off, getting thrown out having taken off running on a line drive or fly ball or getting thrown out trying to take an extra base.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad we are building this team on SPEED and DEFENSE.

3 errors and fail HAVOC today.. Early (3 runs or so) scoring with good pitching and late loosing seem to be the MO for spring.

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by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

See??

Craig Monroe just made it 5 – 4 P-Rats…

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by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Off some guy named Derek Lutz

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 2, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, Some Guy?

Any relation to Some Dude?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew that name was familiar

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spring Training HAVOC Count

33 Stolen Bases
17 Caught Stealing
66% Success Rate

HAVOC FAIL

by SteelSD on Apr 2, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Need to add the pickoffs...

Failed bunt attempts and thrown out taking the extra base too.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we add in the pickoffs, we also have to add in the PO errors

and factor in how much the pitcher was distracted versus how much the hitter was distracted. I don wanna do dat.

13 singles and a double today?

I don’t mid building a team on speed and defense. But someone needs to let Jocko know that he don’t have much spoeed nor defense, so it’s starting to sound decidedly ASSHAT.

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by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

wasn’t sure we’d had ANY successful stolen bases. thought we got picked off every time we got a guy on first.

by Daedalus on Apr 2, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAVOC!

This just in – Jeter’s batting leadoff for the Bankee$ this year.

by Daedalus on Apr 2, 2009 4:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So he must be starting in CF, also

He’d still be batting 2nd if he were a shortstop

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by "Red" Moskau on Apr 2, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they'd move BP to short, then he could bat 2nd.

Makes sense.

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by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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