Spring Game 33 Thread: Pirates at Reds
And so, the end of the Reds run at Ed Smith Stadium is here. They are a combined 99-84-2 as the home team at Ed Smith, so a win today will put them at the century mark in wins with a winning pct of .543. During their 12-year run in Sarasota, the Reds have managed an 846-937 record during the regular season for a .474 winning percentage. So, Ed Smith has been kind to the Reds, to say the least.
Edinson Volquez makes his last start of the Spring. He has yet to pitch more than 5 innings in a game, so hopefully we'll see at least 6 today. On the plus side, he's only given one run in Grapefruit action, which came in his last start this past Saturday. His Grapefruit League ERA is a svelt 0.47. If there is one concern about Volquez, it's that he's surrendered 8 walks in his last 13 innings pitched. Obviously that ratio can't hold up if he's going to be successful during the season.
No word on who is pitching for the Pirates as of noon today.
See the lineups after the jump.
Game time is 1:05pm. The Reds are on the radio today, or you can check them out on Gameday.
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First!
Blegh. Don’t make me go to property…
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Apr 2, 2009 12:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Second!
I’m gonna miss these threads during the season. With me TiVo’ing all the games, I’ll rarely watch a game live.
I’ll have to make a nuisance of myself in other posts.
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 12:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Petey can obviously answer for himself, but
I’m guessing it’s because the EST games start at 4:00 for him, so he’s probably still doing work, or eating dinner, etc. while the games are going on live.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought it was something like that
but i couldn’t remember where he lived.
well, petey, you can watch them on those west coast trips! and houston and colorado aren’t that far ahead.
by Daedalus on Apr 2, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best case scenerio
is that I get home early in Los Angeles at 8:20 pm EDT, and can catch up to the live part of the game by 9:30 pm EDT, assuming I don’t eat and ignore my family.
Mostly it’s not worth the hassle. Once home. I’ll watch as much of the game on delay as my son wants to see, then put him thru his nightly routine, put him to bed around 11 pm EDT, then hang with the wife until she falls asleep around 12:20 am EDT. Then I can retire to my Tiki Lounge for the remainder of the game, which I can finish at around 1:30 am EDT.
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When...
Did you stop eating and ignoring your family?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's hard to ignore them
after you’ve eaten them. They tend to repeat.
by bbjones on Apr 2, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roar.
burp
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andyfan got sent down yesterday
Poor guy was almost guaranteed a roster spot, until he was sidelined by injury. The guy has the worst luck. His wife had cancer, his mother was hit by an 18-wheeler, his wrist was broken by a HBP, and now this.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Apr 2, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and hes slated to star in "About Andyfan"
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Apr 2, 2009 12:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nice reply.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch
I must live with this shame
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Apr 2, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or you could
be like those wierd japan guys and end your life because of the shame!
by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's racist.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Apr 2, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wierdo.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha ha you can't spell
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
only by those who can't spell
the rest of us rate it just right!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Apr 2, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That supports the racial imaginary
they have names, they’re called salary men.
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Apr 2, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one say anything!
Or i will criticize it mercilessly. Brace for shame.
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 2, 2009 1:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like Mercker, hes already asked to be fired
He certainly brings a Droopy Dog-esque demeanor for the booth
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Apr 2, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Apr 2, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neither worked for me.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I pitched in 4th grade
I used to try to hit someone every game so they’d be scared of me
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Apr 2, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to do the same
with girls
"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"
by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And were they scared of you?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Apr 2, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not really
"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"
by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't count the number of times I picked up a woman by talking about strikeouts
but I know groundouts have never worked.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you picked up a girl?
was she heavy?
"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"
by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want you
I want you so ba-a-aaa-a-aad
by ThePensive on Apr 2, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Tired Old Ed Smith Stadium" is, well, getting TIRED.
Giesenschlag even used it yesterday.. Guess I won’t have to hear it much longer.. Until next year when everyone says, “I sure miss Tired Old Ed Smith Stadium”
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Marty and Merck are shelling for Sheff. Ick.
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 2, 2009 1:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just imagine they are talking about Ken Griffey Jr.
and it puts things in better perspective. His teammates liked him. He was respected by pitchers and put the “fear of God” in their hearts. A lot of good that did the Reds.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marty needs Sheff
so that in two months he can lay on his terrible field play and forget that he suggested getting him would be a good idea..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sMarty talking about tHom on a broadcast besides the Reds
drink?
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Apr 2, 2009 1:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Votto punishes Taveras by lining a ball off of him
unusual HAVOC out.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Was he not paying attention?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like he didn't have a chance
it was hit so hard.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe
he is hurt! then c-dick in center and sheff in left!!
"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"
by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea!
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Joey Votto reads redreporter...
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He gets it translated to Rouge Reporter
He thinks it’s a football site.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 2, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that HAVOC?
Getting hit by the ball on the way to third? T-Virus..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WE CALL THAT A HAVOC BRUISE.
AND I’M WEARING MY BASEBALL CAPS!
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BP drives in CDick with a double
2nd and 3rd, no outs. This Pirates pitcher doesn’t appear to be fooling anybody.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
T-Virus was out
When getting hit by the line drive…
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I meant one out
I suck…as you all know.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was expecting you
to call me a DICK..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bruce grounds out to drive in the 2nd run
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
EdE singles in BP
3-0
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
went the other way with it
hopefully he keeps that up more frequently.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sMarty said something positive about EdE?
Whoa
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 2, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesse Chavez...
in 15 IP last year, he struck out 16
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oops, hit post...
but walked 9, gave up 20 hits (including 2 HRs) and threw 2 wild pitches.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EdE havoc?
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 2, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CS?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah he got it
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 2, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope... he was actually successful
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 2, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He needs to work on his HAVOC
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we should
bat him leadoff now cuz he can steal
"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"
by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In all seriousness...
he would be a decent #2 hitter.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not as good as
c-dick
"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"
by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why don't the Pirates throw some cheddar at Pedro?
He can make that rotation.
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 2, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It might take a lot of cheddar to make Pedro want to pitch in the 'Burgh.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 2, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
has anyone noticed
how we haven’t made the playoffs any season while playing spring training games in sarasota. maybe it’s a curse.
by Daedalus on Apr 2, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think there may be other factors involved.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK.
Got it.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAVOC!
T-Virus bunt single..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 1:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
An odd set of conversations today
things I’ve noticed said today:
“This offense has had trouble scoring runs this Spring.”
“This is not a team that is going to be waiting around for the 3-run home run.”
“Dusty Baker has a lot of adequate options on this roster (on offense).”
This statements seem out of sync with me.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, that second statement needs the context of they were saying it as a positive thing
but Marty and Mercker seem concerned that the Reds won’t score enough this year, but at least they won’t be waiting around for a 3-run home run. It should be okay though because they have plenty of good options, even though they won’t score any runs. And they should sign Sheffield because they need some power in the lineup so they could, what, wait around for a 3-run home run?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
He fooled you!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm with you, Slyde.
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
these things were said on the radio?
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they are still trying to figure out this club.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Votto singles in Dickerson
4-0 Reds.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So has anything happened since?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pirates almost put 2 on the board
runners currently on 2nd and 3rd.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andy LaRoche with one-out base hit
4-1 Reds. Runners on 1st and 3rd.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taveras left the game with a bruised right pectoral muscle
from the line drive that Joey Votto hit him with in the 1st inning.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
EdE with another throwing error
I wish he was playing LF.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No, then the throw would have really been off.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They haven't tried him in LF all ST, have they?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
It’s almost like they never considered it a possibility.
Volquez struggling a bit this inning (actually all game). Double plates another, the Reds lead 4-3. Volquez’s day is done.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't make sense even to try it.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A lot like what they said with Dunn and BP.
They could have put Dunn at first, but they said it wouldn’t work. Dunn then goes on to play 19 games at first for the D-Backs and is going to be the starter at first for the Nats.
They could have tried moving BP to short, but they have continually insisted on keeping him at second even though moving him to short would help solidify the defense up the middle.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wouldn't use the Nats' decision as a guideline
They don’t exactly have a great track record of talent evaluation. Besides, the only reason he’s playing first is because they have a full outfield.
Did you see him play first in the WBC? Painful
by nycredsfan on Apr 2, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was almost comical
by Daedalus on Apr 2, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
almost comical
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 2, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd for truthiness
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this thing still going?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Danny Rey coming through again
Gets the final out on a PO
by nycredsfan on Apr 2, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay!
Spring Training is long
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Apr 2, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i wonder if we can trade mercker for brantley
by Daedalus on Apr 2, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I would be willing to throw in some baseball bats.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you hear
about that pitcher that was traded for bats?
apparently he took to many drugs and died
"strikeouts are alot sexier than groundouts"
by smitty3 on Apr 2, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
and “a lot” is two words.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and "to"
is spelled “too!”
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Apr 2, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or sometimes "two"
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you two want to do, too?
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
Although with Brantley, I hope it is just that he eats too many 4-way beans and flatulates his way out of a job.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anybody heard
about the starters for tomorrow’s game in NC?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The rosters are up
here, but they don’t tell me much.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EdE with another throwing error
Marty’s blood pressure is rising.
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 2, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
See, now, this is just getting to be SAD...
I LIKE EdE, I really do. And he hasn’t had the ideal introduction to big league baseball with his early promotion and half dozen managers and crappy pitching staffs and everything. But, COME ON! Toughen up, EdE!
One of two things are gonna’ happen:
1) He’s going Ankiel-Sax-Sasser on us by the All-Star break, or
2) We’re moving him at the lowest possible point of his value, he’ll bloom in the new environment and rip our hearts out— probably as a Cub or a Cardinal!
Either way, I ain’t gonna’ be real happy. This is a slow, painful breakup we’re going through.
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Apr 2, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
way to flip your lid about a couple spring training errors
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 2, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SIX errors...
and it’s the same thing OVER and OVER again…
See!!! You set me off again!!
I’m gonna’ need a bigger prescription…
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Apr 2, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll let Madville know you need an Rx.
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You rang?
Whatcha need Red?
Some uppers? I got em…yeah
Some downers?…just listen to sMarty, Clownboy and Dustbag
Some to the edge off – meet my friend obc
Removal of sexual tension? Let Ash beat the shit out of you…
Let Petey know and we’ll talk
Its probably going to happen - bend over
by Madville on Apr 3, 2009 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to apologize for my emotional outburst...
I will now find some medication and return to being an adult…
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Apr 2, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It ain't your fault.
You’ve been abused enough by his mopey, hole-riddled glove to react dramatically.
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
The Pirates split squad just lost to Manatee Community College. It was mainly minor leaguers for the rats, but still…
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's the best college name I've ever heard
I wonder if their mascot is the Sea Cow
by nycredsfan on Apr 2, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait for their big rivalry game with the Sarasota County Outboard Motors.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 2, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
groan.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Apr 2, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This comment sucked.
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I nearly enrolled there.
Until I realized that the girl I was going to move there with was 100% fucking batshit crazy.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 2, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
More Bruce failed HAVOC.
Can we ban Bruce from creating HAVOC?
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MUST.... FIND.... HAPPY.... PLACE....
I think I’ve got a case of sMarty-itis… I’m going to step away from the keyboard now…
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Apr 2, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clarification:
Is failed HAVOC the failure to steal a base, or is failed HAVOC the failure to get caught stealing or get picked off?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Failed HAVOC
could be anything the ends in an out that was cause by trying to cause HAVOC. In this case, Bruce was caught stealing.. 1 SB 2 CS this spring..4SB 6CS last season.. I don’t like those odds..
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by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that others on this site...
(Myself included) use HAVOC ironically, to refer to the actual act of getting caught stealing, getting picked off, getting thrown out having taken off running on a line drive or fly ball or getting thrown out trying to take an extra base.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad we are building this team on SPEED and DEFENSE.
3 errors and fail HAVOC today.. Early (3 runs or so) scoring with good pitching and late loosing seem to be the MO for spring.
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by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
See??
Craig Monroe just made it 5 – 4 P-Rats…
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by snohio on Apr 2, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Off some guy named Derek Lutz
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by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 2, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, Some Guy?
Any relation to Some Dude?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Derek Lutz was Robert Downey Jr's character name in Rodney Dangerfield's "Back To School"
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by Pops Daniels on Apr 2, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew that name was familiar
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by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spring Training HAVOC Count
33 Stolen Bases
17 Caught Stealing
66% Success Rate
HAVOC FAIL
by SteelSD on Apr 2, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Need to add the pickoffs...
Failed bunt attempts and thrown out taking the extra base too.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 2, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we add in the pickoffs, we also have to add in the PO errors
and factor in how much the pitcher was distracted versus how much the hitter was distracted. I don wanna do dat.
13 singles and a double today?
I don’t mid building a team on speed and defense. But someone needs to let Jocko know that he don’t have much spoeed nor defense, so it’s starting to sound decidedly ASSHAT.
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by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm kinda surprised the success rate is that high
by Brendanukkah on Apr 2, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAVOC!
This just in – Jeter’s batting leadoff for the Bankee$ this year.
by Daedalus on Apr 2, 2009 4:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So he must be starting in CF, also
He’d still be batting 2nd if he were a shortstop
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by "Red" Moskau on Apr 2, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they'd move BP to short, then he could bat 2nd.
Makes sense.
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by PeteyHendrix on Apr 2, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yean Mon..he's been doing it for ST games with Johnny Damon batting 2nd.

Its probably going to happen - bend over
by Madville on Apr 3, 2009 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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