Game 9 Thread: Part 2
by Slyde on Apr 17, 2009 10:03 PM EDT
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PrintHeading to the 7th inning. Reds trail 1-0. Oswalt's day is hopefully done.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
nope
second because i called it
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
are you in connecticut?
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know of any other connecticutian (?) Red Reporters
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
'A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court'
…I would burn every copy of that book if it was possible.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Sorry, no offense meant to you at all...
I just loathe that book.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
I honestly don't remember.
It was one of the books I had to read at some point in high school for an English class. I just remember struggling to get through it and mentioning that I hated it in the paper I wrote. And I love to read, so it’s not like this is an everyday occurrence. …I should probably go back and try to read it again now that I’m older and wiser. Ok, just older. Whatever.
Loved some of the other books I was “forced” to read – ‘Fahrenheit 451’ comes to mind, speaking of burning books…
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
i feel the same way about Silas Marner
it’s probably a good book, but i hated it as a 15 year old and i probably will never change.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Heart of Darkness...
Is that way for me.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll play
it’s little women for me
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
i find that
extremely hard to believe
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nope it's true
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
really?
’cause that seems right up your alley.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
you don't understand me at all
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
is that a quote from the book?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't think so chuck
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll take your word for it
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I see 'than as Amy March
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on Apr 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i never read it
but im assuming that is the middle child? i always saw ’than as a middle daughter.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
ahhh
just fuckin’ with ya. yer alright!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
ok
I’m actually the oldest of two boys
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
ive got 4 siblings myself
1 bro, 1 sis, 1 half-bro, 1 half-sis.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
1+1+2(1/2)=
That’s only 3.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
No, those two were halves!
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
i got it
not totally appropriate, but i applaud the effort. good show!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no idea who is replying to who here anymore
So I’m going to assume that “not totally appropriate” goes to me, and you’re right, but I can’t ever help it. Not where ‘Clue’ is concernetd.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
the two halves
are from opposite sides. so they count individually.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, God... Ditto
Also, ‘A Passage to India’ – I’d like to thank Cliff and his notes for being there when I needed them the most. I made it through about three pages.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Moby Dick also.
I think I survived on Cliff’s Notes and the Tom & Jerry cartoon.
“Dicky Moe…Dicky Moe…Dicky Moe…”
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
we only ever read
“Lord of the Flies” at my high school. It was the poorest school in the state, and didn’t have money for books. So every lit class did “Lord of the Flies,” starting in 7th grade or so. Even the American Lit. class. Some kids ended up reading it six times before graduating.
I think I’d have welcomed anything that didn’t involve a kid named Simon and a pig’s head on a stick.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
None taken.
I feign offense. I actually tried to read it a couple years ago. I couldn’t get that into it. But I keep meaning to try again.
i read an abridged version of it in elementary school
i remember thinking that it was pretty gay
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
But this reminds me of an advertisment Twain took out in the May 20, 1875 Hartford Courant
To the Public:
TWO HUNDRED & FIVE DOLLARS REWARD—At the great baseball match on Tuesday, while I was engaged in hurrahing, a small boy walked off with an English-made brown silk UMBRELLA belonging to me, & forgot to bring it back. I will pay $5 for the return of that umbrella in good condition to my house on Farmington avenue. I do not want the boy (in an active state) but will pay two hundred dollars for his remains.
Samuel L. Clemens.
by RedConn on Apr 17, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
this is more like
the Coffey I remember.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
but he gets out of it again!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Leave the Reds, resurrect your career.
Dempster, Franklin…
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Wrong part of our lineup
For them to bother with him throwing more pitches
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 17, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't we score one damn run to get Oswalt a ND?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Pinch hitter, Darnell McDonald.
Never mind.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
dustscrotum can blow me
madvill’d
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DR on the bump
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
Hey did you know?
That Danny Ray has a lot of heart? Wow, I did not know that.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Apr 17, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
So does Ann Wilson.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Of course
Courtesy of one George Grande
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Apr 17, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi all...
Just checking in.
Based on the boxscore thus far, it seems like the Reds should be leading 2-1 or so, but we seem to have HAVOC’d our way out of two runs (or more, possibly), right?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
right
and the home plate ump squeezed Cueto out of the game.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Seems like he squeezed Oswalt too.
Three walks in six innings is a lot for him.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
well he can't hit for crap ... but what an arm
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Thats the first time hes actually thrown a runner out
That I’ve caught any way
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 17, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
oh well .. was meant as sarcasm anyways
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know that he was actually out.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
horrible angle by fsn on that play
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
atta boy Ramon
did George just call him “Ramon Marheenez”?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
Huh.
mlb.tv seems to have given up on the FSOH audio feed, and now has the WLW feed synched up with the video.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
ive always wanted to watch the tv feed with no pbp ... just ambience
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Odd just having Marty announcing.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Wait, there's somebody else...
Time for Ask Marty!
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Marty:
Along the lines of the recently cancelled ABC program Life on Mars…if you had the chance to go back in time, which era would it be?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Answer:
The 50s would be the decade I’d like to relive.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
(Marty's answer, that is)
“I think it’s the greatest decade in the history of the century.”
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
yeah, if you're a white American male
They were still rationing food in the UK in the fifties.
Hawaii was being blocked from statehood because 1 out of 3 marriages in Hawaii crossed racial lines, and segregation was the big issue.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
And our schools were separate but "equal."
Best decade EVER.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
And OMG, the fashion!
Damn these jeans-wearing hippies of today!
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
that McDonald's sweet tea ad drives me nuts
With the black guy drinking the tea at McDonald’s and dreaming of the good old days, when women stayed at home making tea for their men. And when black guys like him might not even be allowed in a restaurant.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
havent seen that one
bizarre.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
And sweet tea doesn't even taste like tea
It tastes like sugared water, which I guess is really all it is.
so i assume
you drink tea sans the sucre? Mr. blue-blood Connecticut Yankee? sweet tea too “vulgar” for you? eh? jerk.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
sweet tea sucks
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh.
I’ve lived in the south for years, and the stuff has never really grown on me.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
My friends in the South make of fun of me for not liking sweet tea
But I don’t understand why it’s weird to not like drinking sugar.
we arent having this conversation now
we just arent
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm wondering where 'than is with
“bitch, get in the kitchen” for me… This would be the “appropriate” moment.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
you indicated i was overusing it
so fuck that
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i wouldn't want to go back in time
it would suck to give up the internet
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
ha
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i know!
it would totally suck!
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
happened one tme last year on fsn
audio went out and we got about two innings of no pbp … just crowd noise. it was awesome,
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
the troy!
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
horrible bunt
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, they did before...
and look where that got them.
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Yes.
Darnell McDonald and Farney are lousy fucking baserunners.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
at least farney got on base occasionally
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Apr 17, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
There's your baserunner
Lets see if BP gets him home.
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 17, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what my wife said
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
True-I would love me a Votto bomb anyday!!
"It takes a real man to sew a teddy bears crotch at work." joshuar9476
These guys have horrible grammar.
I’m getting tired of hearing so many "ain’t"s
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Good piece of hitting there.
Now time for Brandon Phillips to get all the way to first without stopping.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Joey Votto
butters both sides of his toast, and needs no napkin when he eats it!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
I don't really understand...
how BP is picking which pitches to wave at and which to watch this AB.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
I think he was trying for GIDP
Then realized it wasn’t possible and just gave up
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 17, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't understand
how we can lose a game where we give up one run on two hits.
SIGH. Yes I do.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
HAVOC!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I've seen a few games
Where I think the Umps have just decided they are ready to go home and start making horrible calls all of a sudden.
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Seconded.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
well, at least the blues are playing one channel up
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
i dont think it really mattered who they got this year
just happy to get in
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry I'm still bitter from the sharks losing yesterday
that and choking it away in the second or first round every year
Cowboy's trivia answer:
“Dos. That’s Spanish for two.”
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
moron
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by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
at least he didn't say it was mexican for two
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm officially tired of cowboy's act ... time for merker
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by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Anybody remember when Brantley was talking about Bruce's Mom's "birth sac"?
I wonder what the Spanish for “birth sac” is…
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Last year. Can't remember the date/game.
But it happened. He almost said “vagina” or “hoo-hoo” or something but caught himself.
Because “birth sac” is so much better.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
why was he talking about it at all?
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why wouldn't he be?
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
up for the reds in the ninth...
Bruce, EE, Ramon Hernandez.
Add their averages together and we have a .300 hitter
Nobody listens to Andrew
Surely we'll see Micah Owings PHing for Hernandez, right?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
nah
not after his two whiffs.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
it be nice to have a solid LH ph, no?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Hell, it's a .527 hitter! I'll take that!
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
aaaassssssshhhhhhh
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
What up, bobcat?
Cheerleading practice over?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
yup
sat on my neighbors deck for a couple hours decompressing. had the wlw on the radio and tried to watch the game through the window on his hdtv. classy!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
At least EdE can draw a walk this season
So if he can get on base we’ll have the red hot Gonzo at the plate!
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It appears that I've arrived just in time for a
JAY BRUCE MOMENT
WHAT’SUP Y’ALL
Its probably going to happen - bend over
the astros have two hits?!?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
dos ... as cowboy would say
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
And more runs than us, thanks to HAVOC.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
RALLY
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
THE NEXT BIG THING, JAY "THE BOSS" BRUCE ALMIGHTY
BOOM BOOM CLAP!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
They said he went around?
I guess he did. Ugh.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
I didn't think so at first
But the replay shows he did
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
thats what i hear
or am told afterwards…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
terrible k
bruce has me worried. dayyyyyum.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
working the count
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
EDWIN ENCARNACI - ON IT!!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
Now he needs to steal second!
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
I know I was late but I just have to say one thing:
I hate Roy Oswalt. He’s the only guy I know that can manage to eek a win out of a night like this.
Oh no Ramoan Heria is up
GIDP
Its probably going to happen - bend over
DONT WE HAVE TO PINCH-HIT FOR RAMON HERE?
COMMON DUSTY!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
geez
The middle of lineup is kind of a black hole, isn’t it? And the bottom is worse.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
any bets on a game ending dp?
but Ramon is 2 for 3 against valverde. hope!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Maybe Dusty'll have EdE steal.....
Oh wait it looks like Ramoan is gonna K
Its probably going to happen - bend over
I predict HAVOC.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
i dunno
i think you can call a balk on valverde. does he come to a stop?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
where was that all night
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT PITCH WAS EXACTLY WHERE THE BERKMAN BALL 4 WAS
FUCK THAT
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
holy shit!!!!!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
thats what i said
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
thats what i said
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Flaming Monkey Balls!!!
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
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Chan says if this were facebook
she would like your comment
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I called IT Ramoan's first of the year
My Favorite player !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its probably going to happen - bend over
I don't even care (as much) if the Reds lose now
since he wont get the W
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU UMP.
I do it myself.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on Apr 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I did not see that one coming
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
I TAKE IT ALL BACK
RAMON CAN HIT FOR HIMSELF ANYTIME
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
not so much
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
Dear Neighborhood:
I’m terribly sorry that I woke you.
Love,
Ash
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on Apr 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I believe that 100%
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
happens all the time here
the key is to shut the windows beforehand.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I almost woke my pregant sleeping wife
She would have been very mad at me… thank God for silent yells
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
my wife is wondering why i wrote flaming monkey balls
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats the universal symbol for unexpected home run, right?
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
i think so .. if not it should be
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
** heads off to google **
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
What, you don't have them already stored?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
flying monkey balls ... yes .... flaming ... no
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
here's something for flaming monkey butt....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Apr 17, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i have some of that already
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
sweeeeet
Now we gotta hold ’em.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
know when to walk away...
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
I thought Kenny Rogers retired or something
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
me
sitting here sippin’ my refreshing sweet tea. i call it “Flavor Country”.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Nix not making a full of himself here...
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
im going on a limb
and calling Catchers Interference on this AB.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
suck it long ... and suck it hard
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
that'd wake up the neigborhood
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
You would like that, wouldn't you
"It takes a real man to sew a teddy bears crotch at work." joshuar9476
Its Cordova Time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lets all have a drunk! ! ! ! !
Its probably going to happen - bend over
bowling is for pansies! ole!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I think we already have a number of drunks.
Everyone who is drunk, please raise their hands.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
how many drunkards just raised their hands at their computer?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully more than raised their hands behind the wheel.
For a couple of reasons.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
i need brakes!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
a cinco de mayo corona commercial
thats a tad premature, eh?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
i thought those were the only commericals Corona made
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
it worked though
it made me want corona
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
gotta admit
corona is tasty.
currently $8.59 a sixer at Kroger. damn. not THAT tasty.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
hellz no
that’s newcastle price
I can’t pass up the 12 pack of bud select bottles for 8.99 though
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
best bargain in the store
i hit that again tonight.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
ive got some Molson Candian ive been nursing for a few weeks
i like to think im sharing it with Joey Votto.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I can get 12 bottles of Yuengling for that.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
i get to try that garbage the first weekend in may
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
It's nothing spectacular...
but it beats any other sub-$10 12 pack of bottles.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Me too
Let’s both go buy Yuengling and high five each other!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
plus it's just a couple of weeks away
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
one down
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
Hunter Pence - can blow me.....
How did a 13 year get on the Astros?
Its probably going to happen - bend over
have a seat over there
why are you wanting a 13 year old boy to blow you?
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
rec'd
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
But I don’t get it.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
thumbs up
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what they always say
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Apr 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Continuing a fine Astros tradition
Biggio was 13 years old for about 20 years
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Apr 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Common...
GIPudgeRodriguez.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
great minds think alike
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Apr 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
monkey butt?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByVxJ8dz700
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Just in time for the last couple outs
Did I miss anything?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Uh oh.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
it hit the rafters?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
ugh
I’m feeling sick. I think it’s some bad CoCo.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
whaaaa?
what is going on?
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
They called that a foul ball?
WTF?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Of course they would
The Reds are getting screwed by the umps tonight
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
what a stupid rule
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
and stupid ballpark
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
FUCK YOU HE CAUGHT IT!
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CATCH A FOUL BALL!
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 17, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
4 6 3
makes it all better…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
double play!!
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
Yippeeeeee!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
I love defense!
I can’t believe we won this game
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
YES!
Too bad we dont give Oswalt the L… but at least we get W on a night when he pitched.
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
The stess!!
These guys are gonna make me go into labor!!
"It takes a real man to sew a teddy bears crotch at work." joshuar9476
fay'd by my wife
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
See I was so stressed I couldn’t even spell it!
"It takes a real man to sew a teddy bears crotch at work." joshuar9476
it happens alot in this house
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Slyde led me to believe such a thing doesn't happen
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
he said "fay'd"
not “lay’d”
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
all depends on whi you ask
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
damnit ... spelling error in a thread about spelling errors
the irony
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Really how pregnant are you?
My daughter in law is about 10 days away from her due date…
You know MLB games are too stessful for preggers!
Its probably going to happen - bend over
stessful ... lol
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
baby anytime now ... but due by c section may 1st
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Boy or Girl -joshua ?
If its a boy I recommend Mads as a name with adult dignity
or a Girl – Bob
Its probably going to happen - bend over
2nd boy ... sorry, carter is the name already.
perhaps mads as a nickname
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
how'd you know my lastname?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
.gif)
CoCo just wanted to make it interesting.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Maybe
Although my blood pressure wishes he hadn’t
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Apr 17, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Phew
That was nerve-wracking.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
How nice would it be
For CoCo to make it the season without any blown saves?
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 17, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
very
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno
It would be great, but that’s like asking for a pony for your birthday
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Apr 17, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
In this economy, you'll get pony on your birthday
…to eat.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
yuck
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
mmmmmm.....
Belmont Steaks!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Apr 17, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just a great win.
Now I don’t have to drink myself silly.
But I’m still gonna do it.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Ladies and gents
we’re back above .500 again.
Let’s stay there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Reds fan for 40 years!
that never gets old ...
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
he speaks good english though
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
My fantasy baseball opponet this week has Valverde
Makes this even better.
He also has Oswalt… so the no win was clutch.
And i started Cueto and was saved from an L.
Makes me want to give sweet tea and A Connecticut Yankee in King Aurthur’s Court some second chances.
see
the key to not over-sweeten. you need just enough sugar to take the edge off the bitterness. you’ll have to come to Columbus sometime. we’ll catch a Clippers game and i’ll make you some Flavor Country.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Flavor Country a brand
or is that something you like, mix in a bathtub or something?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Pardon the excessive use of 'something'
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
not in a bathtub
but yes, it’s my secret family recipe. my great-grand pappy Festus Scrabbles used to sell it as a hair growth tonic back in the ’20s.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
what's the recipe?
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
you could say the secret ingredient is
sugar
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
what if i only have splenda
will splenda work?
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
i guess
if you wanna make poison.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
now you've given me the recipe for poison!
you’ve got the makings of a cookbook
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
If we get to stop by a Skyline (or Gold Star), I'm in.
I’ve only tried the sweet tea states such as the Carolinas and Georgia.
Maybe I need it Buckeye style.
Of course I take my coffee like my batter’s eye…
What about when Jeff Picero says it?
by wishfuldrifter on Apr 17, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like it when Jim Day says anything.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
you heart jim day
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
i didn't know
i thought maybe all these years of outward hatred of him was just some sort of elaborate joke
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
chock full
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Chock full of Notes
Was one of my favorite quartets.
by RedConn on Apr 17, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bless you sir
A rec for you. Most (comedic) talent in a band, ever!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
i;m not a big fan of anyone saying bugaboo
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
what about Destiny's Child?
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
racists
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Not so much that either- I am just more of a guy fan
"It takes a real man to sew a teddy bears crotch at work." joshuar9476
a jo-eh fan at that
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Well glad I made it for the fun part
Good to hang with y’all
BuubaFanSullyScrabblesrijoobcashes1394ashgraygejoepaulxjeep.thanjosh…anyone else that I missed or don’t know – Rock on Shindiggers!
Feel free to join me in a
Its probably going to happen - bend over
um ashes was born in 84, not 94 ... otherwise i'd be in jail about right now
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
later tater
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
especially if you're on the west coast
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by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
word is
he killed 3 chili-cheese coneys before the OD game against the Mets.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
it felt less macho compared to LLM's stache ,,.
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
i still like it
when Destiny’s Child says it.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
guess i'll go watch the blues game ...
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
vancouver stole hartford's old jerseys and put an orca on them ... boooo
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Hooray for the ends of sporting events!
The Reds get an unlikely 2 run bomb from Hernandez in the 9th to win it, and DC United got a goal in the 90th minute to salvage the draw. Hurrah!
i don't think anyone cares about hockey or soccer ...
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Apr 17, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
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