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Dusty's Midnight Runners

To the tune of...hell, you'll figure it out.

Star-divide

Poor old Danny Ray
Looked sad upon the rubber there, he threw a slider sixty-five.
Our fathers cried in '81 and who'd blame them.
Now we're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever.
Go Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
and we can sing just like Arroyo.

Come on EdE,
I swear (frequently) At this moment you mean everything,
With you showing bunt the thoughts in my gut, well it's sca-ry
Ah come on EdE...

Managers round here call double steals on
3-0 counts and we're resigned to watch it daily
Though HAVOC (not havoc), they are far more young and crafty
Remember Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye
EdE if you drop that I'll kill you...

Come on Cherry you've got baseball genes
Ah come on let's run on everything,
That pointy Red "C"...Hell, let's bunt down by three
Ah come on let's, ah come on EdE, please.

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"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

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"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

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i blame you, ’nukkah

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

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I cannot believe you, dear.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

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Confused?

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"What wrath, Daddy?"

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Mommy ?

Its probably going to happen - bend over

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One Hit Wonders

Eileen was the best eighties song, ever, imho.

If you want to be truly confused find a current pic of the lead singer of Dead or Alive. Shockadelic.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

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