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Around SBN: Seahawks Trade for TE Kellen Winslow

Game 7, Thread 2

Walkin' Willy Taveras, Joltin' Joey Votto, and Ch-Ch-Cherry Hudson Jr. are leading the charge.  Reds are winning 3-1 after three innings. 

"I.  Drink.  Your.  BEERSHAKE!  I drink it up!"

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I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Reds!

Clap CLAP clapclapclap

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Apr 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Reds left Manny off easy that inning

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

He’s still at 71 pitches through 4

by Brendanukkah on Apr 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

5-pitch inning

the REDS are back!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Farmer's Only in high def.

Even better.

I’m so glad that Charlene and Tiede got together.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Tiede?

what sort of name is that?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

You must be a city folk

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don't get it.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

genuinely curious:

how do you pronounce “Tiede”?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like a laundry detergent?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

"bub-ba"

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

means "tired" on the farm

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Lord.

We just went for sushi and it took almost TWO HOURS.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I haven´t been paying close attention

Is my man C-Dick hurt or something? Because, there is speedy defense and then there is good defense. The Virus is the former, C-Dick the latter.

by chesirecat on Apr 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty doesn't think that Dickerson is a centerfielder.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's too young

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it because he isn't good in the leadoff spot?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

that he can hit a left hander.

by fourrunhomer on Apr 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he was at zero till Parra helped him out.

by ol Pete on Apr 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Close

He had one hit prior to tonight.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

.167 places him squarely in the middle of the pack

on this team.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he's not hurt exactly

Though he did get a bump on the noggin from walking into a revolving glass door.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ball went for a double.

He’s not a very good illusionist

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Clue' quoted two nights in a row. Fantastic.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed it last night?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I threw one in there somewhere. At the beginning.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah-hah

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who are you, Perry Mason?

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't think so

perry mason is dead

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got a question wrong in HS History

when I said that Alexander Hamilton was killed by Raymond Burr. I still have yet to live that one down.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would make the same mistake

if not for the milk commercial

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

was one of the best commercials I’ve ever seen.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed it is

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And here it is. It says here that this was the very first “Got Milk?” ad, but I thought there were others before it. Also, was that kid in the Matrix?

by Brendanukkah on Apr 14, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

It was Frogurt from Lost. He’s the guy who took the flaming arrow to the chest.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 15, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about Lazy Sunday?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll have to go listen to my pirated incredibad cd

to find out what you are talking about

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least he made it look better than Darnell McDonald.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

"He has these Brewers philosotized..."

WTF?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he said "velocitized"

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That makes slightly more sense.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enrolling Bill Hall in the Dental Plan!

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

sniglet!

nah, that was that show on HBO with the furry animals…not Letterman.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

or.....maybe neither

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sniglet

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they Super?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

These guys really can make themselves sound like total idiots, can't they?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Fleece blankets!

How can that not be some sort of metaphor?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

oh nee-rrrrrrrrrds...

y’all may appreciate this. It’s over my head, unfortunately.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

At least we are sure...

To face more pitches this inning than last inning.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

taveras with the walk

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Arroyo has struck out twice

Man, our pitchers really are awful with the bat. Do any of them have a hit yet? Besides Owings?

by Brendanukkah on Apr 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Slyde

do we have the worst hitting pitchers (except forMicah) in the league?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arroyo

can swing his stick on occasion

by fourrunhomer on Apr 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not what she said.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what he said

right guys? because of gay

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAVOC time...

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

handy manny

to crafty for cherry

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

too

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fisted.

drink!

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

who you have in your two hole is so critical

thank Thom

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

You really need, almost, two leadoff hitters at the top.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

two

for the one hole is ok but never 2 in the two hole

by fourrunhomer on Apr 14, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've seen it done

but it wasn’t pretty

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

How did you guess?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was such a surprise.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty is always full of surprises.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm about to give up on votto

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

He sucks.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

trade the bum ...

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Apr 14, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

they have chosen the proper aspect of his game to focus on

well done brew crew

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

T.S.F. Joey Votto?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

canada isn't cold

they’ve got sandcastles in the sand!

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i sure hope so

if you sang let’s go to the mall, you’d have to win!

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya know what bothers me?

when they build up something for a whole episode and then don’t reveal or explain it

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, that was Pulp Fiction

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

...oh, I just got it

and you got your punchline in before I did. Lo siento, mis amigos

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

quality joke

but i was talking about himym

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I was thinking it was because of Allison Hanigan's pregnancy

Like she had to miss most of the show to birth a child or something, so that was how they dealt with it.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 14, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Robin is way preggers too, btw

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes she is

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know what you're thinking

and no, it’s not mine

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

how can you be so sure?

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

i thought it was a Deal or No Deal reference

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap!

I don’t know who any of them are, but their judges have the best names!

Sass Jordan
Farley Flex
Zack Werner
Jake Gold

by Brendanukkah on Apr 14, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't tell if I like this or not

But I think that someone can give him a gold toboggan, at least

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Apr 14, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

just finished mine

but thanks

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

all in all

Arroyo aint been too bad so far, has he?

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

not at all, no sir

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well.. we're winning

so, I guess so

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Apr 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

VERY nice pitch from bronson

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I know it's early in the season

but seeing both the Yankees and Red Sox at the bottom of the rankings makes me smile

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on Apr 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

read the paper upside-down?

Or would you be frowning then? Whoa, I just confused myself

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reds still up 3-1

Corey Hart still ugly as ever.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

And standing on first base.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bronson was a'scared, I guess.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 14, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three walks in 4+

For Arroyo is a lot. He may be getting too much movement on his pitches.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to tHom, he hasn't even worked up a sweat

I’m not quite sure why that’s relavant here, I just thought I’d repeat that.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 14, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is also a coincidence.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

still 3-1, bottom 5th

Arroyo is pitching perty well

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would Hart be running?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

HAVOC.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty has taken Macha under his wing during the last 2 nights

by xbball44 on Apr 14, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that'cha Macha watcha want?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

accuweather sucks

its much colder than 46 outside. been out there for 2 1/2 hours watching baseball and froze

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 14, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

"Dude, I saw the temperature on the Western/Southern building before the game"

“There’s no way it’s over 50 degrees!”

/obc’d

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

make fun of him all you want

but it was colder than you guys said

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

when you can see your breath

its colder than 46

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

is that, like, fer true?

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

i have run multiple tests and experiments

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

xjeep droppin’ science

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He doesn't understand statistics, does he?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

...and Hanigan sits on the bench

nice thorw

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 14, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

But can Hannigan bring veteran presence to the catcher position?

by xbball44 on Apr 14, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hanigan!

again and again!

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanigan and Phillips aren't afraid of Caveman Hart!

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 14, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice throw, Hanigan.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

chris is enjoying his birthday sausage

that’s what she said

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

you beat me to it

but yes thats definitely what she said

by kcox17 on Apr 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welsh just got a sausage

That’s all I got

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on Apr 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

why a sausage?

Is he on a low-carb diet or something?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 14, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're singing?

Ugh.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish

the cowboy was there to sing. He strikes me as a having a spectacular voice /sarcasm

by kcox17 on Apr 14, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do Tom and Chris

get along any better this year? I seem to remember Thom being an A-hole to Chris a lot last year

by xbball44 on Apr 14, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

They get along better than any duo other than Marty and Brantley, I’d say

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

they seem to be pretty buddy buddy

they even brought up taking a cab back to the hotel together earlier. Maybe the spent some time together in the offseason ala QBs and WRs

by kcox17 on Apr 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

they seem to work well together

Thom was busting his chops earlier because he was a “northeast blue-blood born in Delaware”. it was mildly amusing.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard

that they bonded this winter over a mutual man-love for Tim Tebow

by xbball44 on Apr 14, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly believe

I would give an entire paycheck to the player who puts his helmet on Tim Tebow’s knee.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 14, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly believe

that Thom would hunt that player down and do much worse than put a helmet in his knee

by xbball44 on Apr 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wonder if Bruce

Gets in on the HAVOC.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Guh

Not Edwin’s best night.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 14, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

GIEdE.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no, Sardaukar!

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 14, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

HA!

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but last night was

I’ll give him a pass

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who was it that whacked a sausage in the race with a baseball bat?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

a Pirate!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randall Simon

1st baseman for Netherlands in the WBC

by ol Pete on Apr 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah. Yes. Thanks!

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Randall Simon left the Netherlands to go play in the classic,

a few extra square kilometeres were actually recovered from the sea/his weight

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

displacement:

what a bitch

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

That ball hit by Hardy looked like it almost went out. Did it?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

almost to the warning track

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Note to Dusty:

Send someone else in there to face Hardy the next time.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just inside the warning track.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks everyone!

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

"You watchin da Reds, on Fox Sport Ohio"

Thanks for the reminder, Coco

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 14, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

i think that's funny

but chan says it’s racist

i s’pose the two aren’t mutually exclusive

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

7th inning already. complete opposite from last night’s marathon

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Except a similar number of hits from the Reds.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

So.

Guess who is here?

That’s right. Tis I.

What’d I miss?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 14, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

that works

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 14, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coffey side note

Local newspaper guy talking about him on the radio said that he claims that the Reds pitching coach wouldn’t let him throw sliders and that was his best pitch and that led to suckage. Believable?

by ol Pete on Apr 14, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Absolutely.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 14, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe it.

Dick Pole would never lead to suckage.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

can you believe it?

can you believe that Paul Householder made an oral sex joke?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

for sure

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 14, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 14, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my goodness

Cowboy should stay away from kids activity books.

Very bad colorman.

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Apr 14, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait!

Wins and losses may not be the best measure of a pitchers performance??

by xbball44 on Apr 14, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

Thom is so freakin amazed by that. like an 8-year-old showing his dad a geode.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hope someone is warming up in the pen

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Question:

Is Bill Hall aware of the Bill Hall All-Stars?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

*he sure is

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

True.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting!

Wins don’t mean everything!

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

he did have a "disaster" of a season two years ago though

but bounced back nicely last season

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

bring in the middle schooler

by JimmyFalk1 on Apr 14, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

good call

and welcome Jimbo (can i call you Jimbo?) whatcha drinkin’?

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

fork time!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Apr 14, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Lefty Smurf on his way in

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, what is that, like 15 years and 40 lbs?

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joel built the robots!

ROAR

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well... If we're getting technical here

I’m pretty sure they had to be rebuilt after Space Mutiny, so it’s entirely plausible that a Mike’s treadmill was used in the process.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, they weren't his friends to begin with

They were Joel’s. So he had to rebuild robots, but he wasn’t rebuilding friends. When he built them anew, then they became friends. The lyric is valid.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking

Arroyo junk versus rookie equals a double play. I hope Dusty brings in someone who throws the friggin’ thing harder.

by ol Pete on Apr 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh big appearnce for Lefty Smurf!

I have a feeling he is not one of Dusty’s fave. He better not find an apartment yet.

by orex121 on Apr 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Uhh...

Herrera time?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Go herrera!

its so hard not to root for this kid though

by JimmyFalk1 on Apr 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

The flat-billed cap is awesome

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never

you have to fold it at least once.

by fourrunhomer on Apr 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

you gotta crease it right down the middle

that’s the way we did it back when i was bangin’.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean

before you got married?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hey-o

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

65 mph ha

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Apr 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

i can throw that

srsly

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

84 on the heater

i cant throw that

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I'm in shape I can...

Best be hitting the iron…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think i could do that

if i could warm up for a bit

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Apr 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watchin The Office

on TBS. Pam and Jim do the overnight at the Schrute farm. I just saw Mose!

And now I’m happy.

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on Apr 14, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

that's a great episode

if it weren’t for the dvr, i’d probably switch to it.

Table making never seemed so possible.

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lookin' good Danny Ray!

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Apr 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Huzzah!

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

good boy Danny Ray

me likes

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit yeah, D-Ray!

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 14, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

"Herrera has about six different pitches."

Ha.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Chalk up another media member that reads RR

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danny Boi!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Very nice.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

BP

is a good fielder.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

The games on FSN, not Fox

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

FS ... They had to dump "Net" - recession and all...

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

More runs please...

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Louisville

ended up getting one-hit and shut out.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 14, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Action?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taveras leads off with a single.

Havoc in the making.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

More walks than hits?

Dusty must be fumin’!

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

i know it is early

but is anyone else pleasantly surprised by t-virus?

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Have you been posting the entire game?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bite your tongue!

Corey Patterson did this the first week last year too

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

but t-virus has been patient

he worked two 3-2 counts

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you, justin

Though I’m still somewhere between “pleasantly surprised” and “not horrified.”

by Brendanukkah on Apr 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel like if he can do that all year

he might be alright

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was different.

He stopped paying the Catcher Witch, which is when he lost his magic.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freaking hit and run.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

or run and hit?

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get used to seeing that, guys.

Dusty <3 hit and run

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

shudder.

can we start a charity fund to get seth mcclung some eyebrows?

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Donor hair courtesy of Corey Hart.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just about to say that.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Apr 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

But maybe we can get Ben Jukich to return that soul-sucking stare.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tvirus 3-3 on SBs

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Apr 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

SAFE!

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

BP BB

allright

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Random question

Do you think t-virus is the fastest player in MLB or is he the best at reading pitchers and stealing bases? I guess he could be both or a combination, but it is pretty amazing how well he steals bases

by xbball44 on Apr 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

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