Must I sit through another full season of Dusty?
If this were a sports talk radio show I would start with the required "long time, first time." I've been a reader for well over a year of the RR since my roomie of the time pointed me in the direction of the site. After the first week of the season I have finally felt the need to post.
I try to be an optimist, but I'm frustrated with the start to the season. We came into the season being told by the organization and Dusty Baker that this team was going to win with pitching and defense. This must be a Dusty Baker wet dream as there are no middle of the order guys left to clog up the base paths. Dusty finally has the team he needs to win the proper way, the old fashion way, the way baseball is supposed to be played.
The problem is I see much of what I saw last year still: bad fielding, sloppy defense, and base running mistakes. These are things that the team was supposed to be built to improve on and win with, instead its just as bad as last year.
I am a firm believer in sabremetrics and think that a manager makes a difference in 3 ways. The first way is the mental game that this team is failing in with this sloppy play. The second way is the handling of the pitching staff. We all know Dusty's failures in the past with destroying pitchers and except for his handling of the game that would not end in San Diego last year I have been surprisingly almost happy with him in this area. The final way that I believe a manager makes a difference should be named after the Cardinals' Tony LaRussa, how many runs does the manager cost the team. All managers cost teams runs with their moves, but some seem to be always calling for steals and hit and runs. Dusty seams to call for these all the time and kill innings with them. Yesterday's game(Sunday 4/12) is a perfect example with the triple play. Two men on base and zero outs and Dusty calls for a double hit and run. We had a chance to add an insurance run to a 2-0 lead during a great game from Harang. Luckily we held on to win the game, but this is the final straw.
Dusty must go. I know I'm not the first to say this, but I just needed to say it again to get it off my chest. Now maybe I can go about living my life again. I was bummed when they hired him and tried to talk myself into believing in him this spring training, but its been a not so great start and I don't like what I see. Fire Dusty please!
In other news as a resident of Indy I am going to the Indianapolis Indians game on Thursday to watch Bats' murders' row the Reds have assembled in AAA. All from the area should come out to support Jonny Gomes and the rest of the kids play.
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edit your fan post and get rid of the gibberish on top.
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by BubbaFan on Apr 13, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what is this?
journalism class?
6-2, 185
by brown11b on Apr 13, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think they teach paragraphs in journalism class
I think they stop at sentences, which is why so many sportswriters write one sentence paragraphs all of the time.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 13, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it's kinda interesting
that paragraphs have to be only 3-4 sentences on a computer screen, but ought to be 6-8 on a page. I would think that staring into a light would require less white space, not more.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
attention span is shorter on-screen
Supposedly, a blog post should be no longer than 800 words or so for maximum effect. You can go much longer than that in print before peoples’ eyes glaze over.
I think the ads you see online also make white space more desirable online. It’s so visually cluttered.
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by BubbaFan on Apr 13, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Online Reading
Here is a really interesting Slate article about how we read online
<http://www.slate.com/id/2193552/>
by Tony Cornell Big Red on Apr 14, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No puns ?!?
He lists “No puns” as one of his ways to get online readers’ attention.
I was interested in reading his explanation but I didn’t see it when I skimmed through the article.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 14, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite
(It actually is a little bit baseball related.)
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by BubbaFan on Apr 14, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe everyone who looks at George Brett instantly turns gay
Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent
by The Crushinator on Apr 15, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
First off

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 15, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
George Brett is a tripod?
Well, that makes it easier to understand how he turns the boys gay.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
who rec'd this?
you’re encouraging him!
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 15, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Without checking, I can assure you it was jch
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 15, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can honestly say I wasn't fishing for anything there
It was just a dumb comment to make a little fun of BK.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was just joshing ennyhow
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 15, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry
I’ve been getting called out on being a rec whore a lot recently, so I’m a little sensitive. I’m doing my best to temper the idiocy of my puns, but I’d also like everyone to realize that when I do make a dumb joke, it’s not just fishing for a rec. It’s what I do. I say this kind of shit in real life too, as those Red Reporters who’ve met me can attest.
Just kind of wanted to clear the air on that matter and hopefully it’s the last I’ll whine about it.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
have a juicebox B
i know it’s tough.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 15, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think that says "fucking delicious" in Chinese
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 15, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we've been over this before
My interpretation is that men (or more likely sports fans) look at the strike zone.
by Red Menace on Apr 15, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But that's just one example
It holds true even if the photo is not baseball-related.
It holds true even if there are no humans in the photo. Men look at private parts even if they are looking at photos of dogs from the American Kennel Club site.
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by BubbaFan on Apr 15, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, what straight man is looking at the American Kennel Club site?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on Apr 15, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
They did a formal study, recruiting volunteers and showing them sample web page layouts. They didn’t have a choice about what pages they were looking at.
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by BubbaFan on Apr 15, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured as much...
I was just thinking about Michael McKean and uh… the other guy
as the flamboyant couple in ‘Best in Show.’
(Ah, John Michael Higgins. I shoulda known that.)
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on Apr 15, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
also, you misused a semicolon
“The problem is I see much of what I saw last year still; bad fielding, sloppy defense, and base running mistakes.”
That should be a colon there.
by Daedalus on Apr 14, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
tHom makes my eyes glaze over. My ears too
Its probably going to happen - bend over
by Madville on Apr 13, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
grande makes me want to sticks knives in both my ears and eyes
….man the Reds announcers suck
by sharks on Apr 13, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good to see you Brownie
i think youre gonna make fast friends ’round here.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 13, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dusty's Okay, If Not Wonderful
I don’t dislike Dusty as much as most Cubs fans do, but I don’t love him, either. Dusty seems to be popular with the players he manages. He got the Giants to a World Series; he got the Cubs close to one. He’s got to know something about managing to do that. His base-clogging theory and overuse of starting pitchers did drive me nuts. I feel as if Dusty can get the Reds over the .500 mark, but I don’t see Cincinnati winning a pennant with him at the helm.
"The big possums walk late." - Harry Caray
by memphiscub on Apr 14, 2009 11:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't imagine any team that is not just stacked to the hilt with exceptional talent
winning with Dusty at the helm.
that said watch the reds go on a tear.
Its probably going to happen - bend over
by Madville on Apr 14, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never understood the obsession over punctuation, spelling, grammar, etc.
As long as a valid thought is being expressed what’s the big deal?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on Apr 14, 2009 1:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
there should be a comma after "expressed"
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 14, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Outstanding
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on Apr 14, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on Apr 14, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a big deal
to people with few valid thoughts.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 14, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd like to know who validatesthese thoughts?
Its probably going to happen - bend over
by Madville on Apr 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably the same guy at the theatre
who validates parking.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Apr 14, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THANK YOU!
I love you JCH
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 14, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the problem is
The thought, valid or not, is not expressed. That is, if your spelling and punctuation is really bad, nobody can understand you.
And if you post a big block ’o text, few will bother to read it.
BTW, it was not my intention to pick on this poster with my first post. Many people who are new here don’t know you can edit your fan posts after you have posted them. (Since you can’t do that with comments.) I was just telling him he could.
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by BubbaFan on Apr 14, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can you generally decipher the meaning of my posts?
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 14, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
one shouldn't have to decipher something written
literacy is linked to cognition. chances are, if a person can’t use language correctly, the thoughts behind the words will also be weak. there are people who dedicate their lives to studying this; it’s not something i made up.
by Daedalus on Apr 14, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't mean anything by that personally
it’s just why some people make a big deal about it.
by Daedalus on Apr 14, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to quibble too much but
there are also people who have reached a stage in which they know the rules and simply discard them at times for a variety of reasons (vernacular colloquialisms, stylistic choices for rhythm, and other purposeful deviations). I think what my problem is that we, in this context, tend to jump a person’s diction, punctuation and spelling while posting a harmless thought on a baseball site. This is not a journo/lit thinktank. But hey, I’m generally all for funny meanness.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 14, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I agree with you and the ladies.
I want to have the freedom to both poke fun at grammatical and spelling errors and totally ignore all the rules for effect.
In any instance, though, I examine everything thoroughly before I post because I don’t want to appear (unintentionally) stupid. I understand that is not such a big deal to everyone.
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 14, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, I have 5+ moments of stupidity every day
If you don’t occasionally look stupid you’re being too timid.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on Apr 14, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That timidity is saving me untold dollars
in child support.
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 14, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
niiiiiice
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must be a gardener
because you’ve got a green thumb
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 14, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, where's my asterisk?
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 14, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The piss test came back negative, sorry.
And this is RR doing our part in a nationwide coalition for SBN to “Go Green!”, by replacing the green asterisk with green thumbs.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 14, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is anyone really serious when pointing out errors on this site?
i thought it was just funny to point it out when it makes things sound odd or every time slyde does it.
by Daedalus on Apr 15, 2009 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good point
I suppose this thread might seem “cliquish” to a newcomer, but really, it’s not. We’re just treating this guy the way we would a long-time regular. Which is probably pretty scary, because this can be kind of a rough neighborhood.
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by BubbaFan on Apr 15, 2009 6:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome and fuck you, newbies
Its probably going to happen - bend over
by Madville on Apr 15, 2009 7:52 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
He did say "Long time, first time"
So I’d hope he recognize the fact that it can be that way around here..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
by snohio on Apr 15, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a tossup
Sometimes it’s pretty hard to figure out what the heck you mean.
And sometimes, I just don’t feel like going through the trouble.
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by BubbaFan on Apr 14, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey BubbaFan
Give me the rundown on CJ Henry. Is he still with the yankees? What are his prospects?
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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IIRC
He was injured last year, and missed a lot of time.
Then he quit baseball, enrolled at Memphis, and switched to basketball.
So far as I know, he’s still planning on basketball instead of baseball. He’s not on the roster of any affiliated baseball team.
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by BubbaFan on Apr 14, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh
I didn’t know if he was playing basketball in between season or if he’d quit baseball all together..
strange situation
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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was a highly touted prospect
for basketball as well as baseball. He chose baseball, and I guess changed mind. His younger brother Xavier Henry is also a basketball player, and that might have something to do with it.
You’ll be happy to know that the Yankees are stuck paying his tuition to Memphis. They agreed they’d pay for his college education, no matter what, and they are.
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by BubbaFan on Apr 14, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's a good chance they'll be paying his tuition at UK next year
His brother is a top 5 recruit, and they are visiting next week.
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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Foster Wallace
wrote an extremely interesting and detailed article that covered the point you are making. I forget the name of the article but it is in the Consider the Lobster collection and is a great read, as every DFW piece that I have read has been.
by xbball44 on Apr 14, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you read the whole post?
I didn’t. I think one of the good things about the internet is grammar is relaxed, but that big block o’ meandering is more of a punishment than a discussion starter.
by ol Pete on Apr 14, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I did
I agree that it was hard to read but if you read it really fast you can almost hear him/her saying it. :)
I wasn’t trying to stir anything up, I just didn’t want brownie to be discouraged from posting for fear that he’ll/she’ll be made fun of if he/she doesn’t format everything correctly.
I can write fairly eloquently when I need/want to, but most of my thoughts here don’t warrant the effort. Depending on the time of day and how much I’ve been drinking, they may not even make sense.
FWIW Brownie, as BF pointed out above you have the ability to edit your FanShots. I also highly recommend the WYSIWYG editor since I have trouble getting shit to render properly and I even know a very small amount of HTML. :)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on Apr 14, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Brownie....don't be afraid. We only bite if you ask nicely.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 14, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because if you can't spell
people think you’re either lazy or stupid. Therefore, the valid thought isn’t seen as being quite as valid.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Apr 14, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My two cents
I think the nitpicking grammar stuff is annoying, and not just because I many mistakes myself. I get annoyed when other people’s stuff is nitpicked too.
The long paragraph is hard to read, so I’d encourage anyone posting anywhere (fanposts or comments or whatever) to try to limit your post to only a few sentences per paragraph. I’d hate for you to spend a lot of time on a thought and have it glossed over because it’s too long. Unfortunately, that’s just the way people tend to read on the computer.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 14, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
tl;dr
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on Apr 14, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that should be my motto
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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that on purpose?
“….and not just because I many mistakes myself.”
Let’s just all agree it was.
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by TheC on Apr 14, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh... I deserve whatever is coming next
A silly rookie reply mistake in my critical post.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Apr 14, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like you sopped up your own slop
and just in time.
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 14, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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