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Game 6 Thread: Reds at Brewers

Cincinnati Reds at Milwaukee Brewers, Apr 13, 2009 8:05 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Milwaukee Brewers

Monday, Apr 13, 2009, 8:05 PM EDT
Miller Park

Edinson Volquez vs Yovani Gallardo

Mostly cloudy,rain. Game time temperature around 40.

 

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The first road game of the year for the Reds is a dandy of a pitching match-up on paper.  Edinson Volquez will be looking to right what went wrong in his first start of the season last Wednesday.  He'll be taking on the Brewers best pitcher in Yovani Gallardo, who missed most of last season with a knee injury.

Volquez had a hard time hitting the strike zone last week and that was compounded by the fact that he couldn't even get the Mets to swing and miss much.  It'd be nice to see him pitch around the strike zone more, especially against this Brewers team that can be patient, but also tends to swing and miss a bunch.  Hopefully Volquez will start to learn something from the mastery that saw out of Harang yesterday.  It's much easier to get outs and pitch deep into games if you can control your pitches around the strike zone.

Gallardo was much more efficient against the Giants last week in his first start of the season.  He lasted 6.2 innings, throwing 103 pitches, 67 for strikes.  This will be his third career start against the Reds.  He is 1-0 with a 1.32 ERA for his career, going at 6.2 innings in each game.  The one positive for the Reds is that he only managed 6 strike outs in those two games against 6 walks.  Hopefully the Reds will manage a similar ratio, because with the way they are hitting the ball right now, they better be trying to get on base any way they can.

I'm looking forward to a fun game tonight.  Thankfully it's under a roof!

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Aargh. I was hoping to get one.

Not today, apparently.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry dude

maybe you can go wreck some guy’s marriage on facebook :-)

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

I laughed at Chandra’s status on Facebook today because I misread that as well: “just finished blowing up bad guys with Alex” – I read right over the “up” the first time. You’d better keep an eye on her!

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

she's got a sister named alex

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

shoulda let me

i firsted harang’s shutout.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

totally read that as "I fisted Harang's shutout"

Congratulations on that great feat!

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i also saw it that way

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

as did i

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean if you ever need any fisting...

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's gonna get flagged

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a fannntastic offer, however...

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i get it

you don’t want me because i have a jewish grandmother

THAT’S ANTI-SEMITIST!

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, that's it. ...Who are you, Perry Mason?

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

or is it because i'm a Unitarian

THAT’S UNITARIANIST!

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think it's because you're retarded

THAT’S RETARDIST!

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sorry

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that my remark was crude?

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by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ehh, don't waste it.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

is that what witty people do? they just sit there and try to think of something to say that they might use later?

by Daedalus on Apr 13, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've always found it helps to come prepared

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

how would you know?

Did you ask someone witty?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 13, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

zing!

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by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

chan

is it the same with girls?

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 13, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I first saw this thread

I thought 43 comments and the game hasn’t started yet, they must have a great conversation going.

And then I started reading about blowing guys and fisting Harang!

by Dave from Louisville on Apr 13, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take credit for it.

Be that good or bad…

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

rabble rouser

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm...

looks black to me

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

look at my tv and it looks black

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your tv is broke'd

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

fix your damn eyes

you are wrong, look it up and admit it. i haven’t even seen the game you’re watching and i know it’s navy.

by Daedalus on Apr 13, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe you should turn on the game

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a Full-Of-Hate game thread tonight

Apparently we need this game to start, and unfortunately we’re not getting it for another hour!

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is exactly why I don't want to put game threads up too early

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it's not like we're throwing things

and starting fires. I think we’ll be ok.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do you know people aren't starting fires?

maybe somebody just set their computer on fire and can’t let us know because, well, their computer is on fire. How do we help that person when we’re too busy fighting in the game thread?

Sometimes you can be so cold and heartless.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Cold' and 'Heartless' are my middle names.

And as an aside, if anyone’s computer is on fire, I’d like you to take a photo before you put it out and then post it here, ’cause that would be a helluva sight!

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

now don't you feel bad

no more game threads this year until I get a new laptop

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

flamin'

just like it’s owner

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not your computer. You can't fool me.

I want you in the photo with a double thumbs up going on.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn't setting stuff on fire my job...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's just Daedalus and Chandrathan

I’d be worried if they weren’t throwing things and starting fires.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 13, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats racist

"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"

by smitty3 on Apr 13, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Piazza and Seaver come in to

25 or 6 to 4 by Chicago? I think that is the song.

by ol Pete on Apr 13, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was

Beginnings by Chicago.

They should have gone with Glenn Frey. “You belong to the Citi…”

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by BubbaFan on Apr 13, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

a mushy love ballad

makes sense?

Well, I guess it is Piazza…

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by BubbaFan on Apr 13, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Dunn hit a home run today

And the Nats lost. Some folks just can’t shed a reputation.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

did he hit two or was that yesterday

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Apr 13, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh ... my wife thought he hit two today

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Apr 13, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of team colors .....

how long have the royals been rocking the baby blue unis? i assume it’s just a sunday home thing but did they do that last year/

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Apr 13, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I think those are their throwback jerseys

Don’t think they used them last year.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 13, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

they looked good yesterday ...

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Apr 13, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

They brought them back last year for alt-home games (usually Sundays)

But the don’t wear the blue pants which ruins it. Toronto goes all the way with their retro-alts
http://homerderby.com/archives/1365

by Red Menace on Apr 13, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

since at least the 80's

Actually I read an article that they were bringing them back. I wish every team would go back a couple decades with their unis. It makes me sick seeing almost every team looking the same.

by fourrunhomer on Apr 13, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like the brooklyn satin unis ..... that's pimp

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Apr 13, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure about every team doing it.

but the Royals should definitely go back

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Apr 13, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I, for one, like our current font

But there are far too many teams with red hats these days. Please eliminate three.

I am not a crackpot.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Reds uniforms

are good. It made me so happy a couple years ago when they brought back these uniforms.
I hated the black on them and disliked the sleeveless.

by fourrunhomer on Apr 13, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone would like a word with you

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like the sleeveless either

Even the Pirates went back to sleeves this year.

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by BubbaFan on Apr 13, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

sleeveless

now that the Roid era is pretty much over i guess its ok to go back to shortsleeve jerseys.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 13, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

our font really bites

IMNSHO

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wpuldn't say it sucks.

But I think it’s trying too hard.

Kinda like GABP.

And the hiring of Dusty.

"What wrath, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is unnecessarily complicated

which is a major typographical sin. I am no graphic designer, but everyone I know who is scoffs at it.

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least it doesn't inovlve 3 dropshadows like the mets'

for as much as I respect graphic designers, Helvetica isn’t ALWAYS the answer. And I heart me some sans serifs.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

helvetica is a substitute for thought. Sans serif rocks, unless you actually gotsta read something more than a word or line or two.

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

just saw this on yahoo ... that sucks

Mark “the Bird” Fidrych dies at 54 …

link

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by joshuar9476 on Apr 13, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

terrible way to go

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

so "Sound of Music"

is one of Denny Neagle’s favorite movies

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

no i get Bubba's retort to your answer about wittiness.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get to work on “A few of my faviorite things.”

by ol Pete on Apr 13, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Women you pay for and driving while drinking
Practical jokes and a fastball that’s sinking
Grey Goose at night and some Facebook-themed flings
These are a few of my favorite things!”

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grey Goose? Really? tsk.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty good. Unfortunately, I’m currently watching another post mortem of yesterday’s record setting game.

by ol Pete on Apr 13, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you friend him?

And is he hitting on your girlfriend?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 13, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has yet to try to friend on my girlfriend

he does like Bob Marley and u2

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

marty is crying.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

context please?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

instead of dusty bakers comments

he is reflecting on Harry Kalas.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was very touching actually

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies anouncer died

They were good friends.

I went to a funeral of a great uncle today that was the coolest, he used to tell me stories abotu how my great grandfather was a moonshiner and showed me his 100 year old antique still, when all my other old relatives are too hopped up on religion to talk about that shit. RIP Uncle John. Fuck cancer

by Dave from Louisville on Apr 13, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

dusty is saying that the runners ran on their own yesterday

what a bag of dicks

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 13, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

lying piece of humanized lard!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

We absolutely can.

Either that or Ryan Franklin.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

Well, I’m going to blame him anyway. He wants havoc, is he surprised when he gets it?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 13, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i simply don't believe him

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 13, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT-related question

can we go back to linking to gameday from the gamethread? I go to RR first for games, and it saves me the pain of having go through cincinnatireds.com

before you mock me, realize this means RR is my first stop for hard-hitting Reds news! Which very rarely is about hard hits!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

English degree treating you well these days?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

homer

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

like me?

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by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Wisconsin the Milwaukee Bucks are on

No one cares about the Milwaukee Bucks.

Scored three times and detonated an indisputable in four visits to the batting box.

by Jordan M on Apr 13, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

then why does charlie villenueva

have a twitter account?

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clarification

No one cares about the Bucks, when the Brewers season starts, and the Bucks are out of the playoffs.

I personally think Carlos Villanueva should twitter from the Brewers bullpen.

Scored three times and detonated an indisputable in four visits to the batting box.

by Jordan M on Apr 13, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have unlimited evening cell phone minutes.

You could call me and I’d just put my phone next to the tube. But then, that would require me to find my phone.

"What wrath, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Bang Theory is coming on!

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

perhaps there is a thread for that somewhere else

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably right here

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grumble

I don’t think my new roommate watches that, and I’m not sure you can find full episodes online for free.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

cbs.com carried them last season

i assume they are this season as well

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

my roomate switched from No Reservations w/ Bourdain

to that movie with Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson. I muttered to myself “only another month” before coming back to gameday the shit out of this game.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm watching it too

The “How I Banged Your Mother Hour” (thanks, Brendan!) is much more satisfying than watching The Wagon get knocked around by the Brewers for an hour

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 13, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

replace all the science stuff with reds blogging and sabremetrics

and you have a primetime sitcom based on RR

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 13, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

that's a rec

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe not primetime

what, with all the fisting that goes on around here

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

go blow some bad guy

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a post-baseball activity

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

"...Yovardi... Yovanni... Gar... Garllardo..."

Nice.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Evenin' turd

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 13, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

'sup Farney?

You still at work?

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope ...

no print edition on Tuesday and e’erthin’ rained out.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 13, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This has got to be a first!

I thought they had you chained to your desk.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

They did ...

until all the games moved outside.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 13, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volquez: "comic strip-like changeup"

Whaaaa…?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

his changeup looks like a striped cat... sort of...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i smoke so much of that thomas aquinas

that the game a cartoon like gromit and linus

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this in English?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Evening Kids

Tine for The wagon to get in Gear.
Times for Mads to shamelessly push more Marshall Mcluhan

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 13, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

the wagon is going on auto tonight.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 13, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey mads

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

reply'd

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 13, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

he alright

no stamina tho

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

insightful analysis there.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Justin - BK et al

I see that Ash is in the house!!!!!

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 13, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup, I figured I'd dumb the place down for the evening

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

go get the folks who sit by you at RR games

that’ll do the trick!

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 13, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean

Ash’s basket of dicks?

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by BubbaFan on Apr 13, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa

That’s slightly inaccurate – it’s a bag, and it’s not mine.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

well yesterday was easter

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

weren't you the only female at the get together?

because then, yes, they’re yours.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually she wasn't...

We had Jess too..

Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.

by snohio on Apr 13, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, no

Not a bag of dicks. A basket.

They’re different.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 13, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow... 2 pitch at bat to start the game... imagine that

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

i am bummed about Harry Kalas and The Bird.

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 13, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

i was uneffected

until i heard Marty’s speech, now i am really sad.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

tHan would be proud

my 8 yr old daughter is standing on the top of the couch, er ring, with arms held up as the tv “introduces” Bautista. With theme music.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 13, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

no way

i hate batista!

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

you dont dig the brown wrestlers?

that’s racist!

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 13, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

politics aside

anyone else find this sendup of Chris Hitchens hilarious?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I will probably love that.

But I won’t get to click on it until after the pups are put to bed and by then we’ll be in a new thread.

"What wrath, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

We coulda ha Mike Cameron

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 13, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

oh, darn

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's funny

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on Apr 13, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least they made 'em work

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

a.d.h.d?

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love being that...

Makes things more interesting.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 up 3 down... not a good start...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

8 pitches nonetheless...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

tHom

let the hyperbole continue.

by Brian B on Apr 13, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

So true Brian

pretentious and tediously obvious

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 13, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still talking about Tebow?

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 13, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's write off all of his bad performances.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

either my internet browser is being really weird

or this thread reads like garfieldminusgarfield

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Depressed already?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

hanging off speed pitch of sorts

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

so... this has been a crappy start

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

FS Reds

The tHom/Welsh duo is the only Extra Innings feed, and it’s the only game NOT in HD. Embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing when the Reds were one of the only teams that did not televise every game. During those games, ESPN couldn’t even show highlights from a camera other than the birds-eye shot from directly over the plate.

by Brian B on Apr 13, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

The weird thing on mlb.tv

is that all of the cameras except the main one from center field are in the HD aspect ratio, but that one has the standard size.

Weird.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

FSN still doesn't carry asll the games, do they?

I seem to remember a handful of late season games that weren’t televised last year. Am I on the goofy juice again?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 14, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

145 televised

70 some of which are in HD

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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

according to gameday, the 1st pitch to Hart was in the zone...

by a lot… like 3 inches from being high…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch efficiency

The ONLY negative for Volquez. -tHom

by Brian B on Apr 13, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Ford's slogan really...

“drive one”?

That’s it?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Should be Please Fucking Buy One

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 13, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

well, before the depression

it was “drive two”

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yup. They're pushing hard for some of that government, er taxpayer money!

I was interested in an Explorer a few weeks ago. I went to the dealership, and they didn’thave one for me to test drive. They had one in the show room, but “uh, sorry sir, we don’t have one for you to test drive. One of the mechanics is using it.”

Yeah, let’s save them. They are vital to our existence.

by Brian B on Apr 13, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, they aren't

Ford is the only one of the Big Three that doesn’t want a bailout.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 13, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit a fuck

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

You said it better

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 13, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well ...

crap

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 13, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

the continental express flight that crashed in buffalo was on autopilot

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

too soon?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i said auto...

Never said that was a good thing

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what she said.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh this is going well

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 13, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Are they talking about moving the Brewers' third baseman

to left field?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup - What a TEAM PLAYER!!!!!!11!!

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad we'd never think of doing that.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey,

they moved CDick to LF

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like deja vu all over again

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

berra'd

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 13, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

tHom

24(!!!!!!) years old. 24!!!!!!!! He’s the 24iest 24-year old there is.

by Brian B on Apr 13, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

but how old is he?

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ump isn't giving Volquez any strikes, is he?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope you're being delibarately provocative

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

wow... they've already scored...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

this sucks

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

how coudl you fucking miss that fat piece of shit

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

He tried to get there.

Buthere goes Welsh criticizing him. I can’t stand these mindless criticisms about “mental” errors that don’t happen.

by Brian B on Apr 13, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

He did stand around before he broke for first...

It would have been close, but he should have been there faster.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially when he is in a foot race with that fat tub of shit

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

so what's your opinion of Prince's weight?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Santa-waisted?

jeff: but i shudder to think of the bullpen analogy to sending the runner

by battlekow on Apr 13, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That diet he's following

“Skinny Bitch”

I don’t think it’s working.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 13, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

that he and i have a similar build

and i shouldn’t really criticize him?

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless you're jumping up and down while yelling

Ba-Zing!

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 14, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

He got there fast enough.

But when he was three steps from the bag, he stopped because Phillips was throwing it. It wasn’t a bad break to the bag. And he certainly wasn’t a “spectator” like Welsh claimed.

by Brian B on Apr 13, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he had actually broken from the hit

he would have been standing at first.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree

Because he was there in plenty of time. He just stopped short of the bag. My problem isn’t with that though. It’s with Welsh being excessive with the lesson that he wants to teach us kids. And it wasn’t a good example for the lesson.

by Brian B on Apr 13, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Votto's going to have to come alive?

WTF?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

.381 average just isn't very good...

The guy needs to hit at least .400 to be taken seriously.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Cornell

says he at least ought to return alive.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welsh"

Sheets was a replaceable guy because he had a .500 record.

by Brian B on Apr 13, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Just about to comment on that...

Yeah, for all he did, he was just a .500 pitcher.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

the boys are back in town

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

BRUCE!!!!!11

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by xjjeep90 on Apr 13, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

BRUUUUUCEEE

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 13, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

look, we have scored a run

the sky is still up there

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

BRUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!!!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

we should make it a practice

that every subsequent “Bruce” has to have more U’s than the last. We did pretty well there.

by Red Menace on Apr 13, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking

1 U for a single
2 U’s for a double
3 U’s for a triple
4 U’s for a home run

BRUUUUCE!

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus a U for each RBI?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds good

but I doubt we have the discipline for that.

by Red Menace on Apr 13, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or the counting skills.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget to track the walks too

BBBBruuuuuuuuce!

Yes, that is a prediction for the rest of the game.

jeff: but i shudder to think of the bullpen analogy to sending the runner

by battlekow on Apr 13, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

tHom's always been a jinx-y bastard

This time, for good

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit, I hate being on a lag.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Bout time

Now someone do it again to make up for Volquez not paying attention.

For the amount of time Dusty talks about attention to detial, this team sucks at it.

by Dave from Louisville on Apr 13, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

strike zone is very tight today

i thought EE struck out twice

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

That it is, for both pitchers.

The ump just handed EdE a walk there.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

as long as he's consistent...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 13, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

who got the fireplace?

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That. Was. Awful.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 13, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it?

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think you liked it, but won't admit it

you overcompensated

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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talked about moving EdE up in the order again...

drink!

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

love how he acts like it is a new observation

when he said it the other day

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta have those high OBP guys in the top of the order...

Dusty disagrees.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Id bat him second

While I dont have a problem with dickerson there, Mcdonald in the 2 hole plain out makes me want to root for the other team

by sharks on Apr 13, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

when McDonald is in the 2hole,

I think Dusty is rooting for the other team, too

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and me both...

but Dusty has decided that he’s a #6 hitter.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

This talk about

a root and the two hole is making me cringe.

by fourrunhomer on Apr 13, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

go reds

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad omen

The girl from Cincinnati just got eliminated in the finale of Rock of Love Bus. Bret Michaels chose the Penthouse Pet instead.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

i think that is a good omen, bro

there is enough STDs around the nati

"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast

by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

he needs to play on the same time as oswalt.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something Reds and Brewers fans can agree on

jeff: but i shudder to think of the bullpen analogy to sending the runner

by battlekow on Apr 13, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha, I'm going to a Marlins game this weekend!

So I get to look impressive since I know the team. Thanks RR!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

check out my new thread

http://www.redreporter.com/2009/4/13/834249/game-6-thread-part-2

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That's pretty cool.

But why don’t you join us here?

by Brian B on Apr 13, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volbbbbuez

jeff: but i shudder to think of the bullpen analogy to sending the runner

by battlekow on Apr 13, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

you motorboatin' son of a bitch.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

the highlight of american cinema

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

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