Game 6 Thread: Reds at Brewers
Cincinnati Reds at Milwaukee Brewers, Apr 13, 2009 8:05 PM EDT
The first road game of the year for the Reds is a dandy of a pitching match-up on paper. Edinson Volquez will be looking to right what went wrong in his first start of the season last Wednesday. He'll be taking on the Brewers best pitcher in Yovani Gallardo, who missed most of last season with a knee injury.
Volquez had a hard time hitting the strike zone last week and that was compounded by the fact that he couldn't even get the Mets to swing and miss much. It'd be nice to see him pitch around the strike zone more, especially against this Brewers team that can be patient, but also tends to swing and miss a bunch. Hopefully Volquez will start to learn something from the mastery that saw out of Harang yesterday. It's much easier to get outs and pitch deep into games if you can control your pitches around the strike zone.
Gallardo was much more efficient against the Giants last week in his first start of the season. He lasted 6.2 innings, throwing 103 pitches, 67 for strikes. This will be his third career start against the Reds. He is 1-0 with a 1.32 ERA for his career, going at 6.2 innings in each game. The one positive for the Reds is that he only managed 6 strike outs in those two games against 6 walks. Hopefully the Reds will manage a similar ratio, because with the way they are hitting the ball right now, they better be trying to get on base any way they can.
I'm looking forward to a fun game tonight. Thankfully it's under a roof!
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Aargh. I was hoping to get one.
Not today, apparently.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
sorry dude
maybe you can go wreck some guy’s marriage on facebook :-)
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
I laughed at Chandra’s status on Facebook today because I misread that as well: “just finished blowing up bad guys with Alex” – I read right over the “up” the first time. You’d better keep an eye on her!
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
she's got a sister named alex
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
shoulda let me
i firsted harang’s shutout.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
totally read that as "I fisted Harang's shutout"
Congratulations on that great feat!
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
i also saw it that way
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean if you ever need any fisting...
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
that's gonna get flagged
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a fannntastic offer, however...
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
i get it
you don’t want me because i have a jewish grandmother
THAT’S ANTI-SEMITIST!
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by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup, that's it. ...Who are you, Perry Mason?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
or is it because i'm a Unitarian
THAT’S UNITARIANIST!
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions
i think it's because you're retarded
THAT’S RETARDIST!
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Or just because you're ugly?
That’s the one I get a lot
by fourrunhomer on Apr 13, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'm sorry
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
not that my remark was crude?
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
is that what witty people do? they just sit there and try to think of something to say that they might use later?
i've always found it helps to come prepared
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by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
how would you know?
Did you ask someone witty?
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zing!
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by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mitch, I know you, man. When you say "no" like that, you really mean yes.
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently Alex might be the one to ask about that
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
When I first saw this thread
I thought 43 comments and the game hasn’t started yet, they must have a great conversation going.
And then I started reading about blowing guys and fisting Harang!
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 13, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
As my mother-in-law would say..
This thread is something.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll take credit for it.
Be that good or bad…
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
rabble rouser
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The black wall in the Mets stadium is kinda cool
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions
hmm...
looks black to me
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
look at my tv and it looks black
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe the Mets websites are all broke'd... It's the Mets after all
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it's at the very least a much darker blue than navy
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
fix your damn eyes
you are wrong, look it up and admit it. i haven’t even seen the game you’re watching and i know it’s navy.
maybe you should turn on the game
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a Full-Of-Hate game thread tonight
Apparently we need this game to start, and unfortunately we’re not getting it for another hour!
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
this is exactly why I don't want to put game threads up too early
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
We can't have nice things.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it's not like we're throwing things
and starting fires. I think we’ll be ok.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
how do you know people aren't starting fires?
maybe somebody just set their computer on fire and can’t let us know because, well, their computer is on fire. How do we help that person when we’re too busy fighting in the game thread?
Sometimes you can be so cold and heartless.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
'Cold' and 'Heartless' are my middle names.
And as an aside, if anyone’s computer is on fire, I’d like you to take a photo before you put it out and then post it here, ’cause that would be a helluva sight!
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
now don't you feel bad
no more game threads this year until I get a new laptop

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
flamin'
just like it’s owner
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
That's not your computer. You can't fool me.
I want you in the photo with a double thumbs up going on.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
it's just Daedalus and Chandrathan
I’d be worried if they weren’t throwing things and starting fires.
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I think it was
Beginnings by Chicago.
They should have gone with Glenn Frey. “You belong to the Citi…”
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
a mushy love ballad
makes sense?
Well, I guess it is Piazza…
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Piazza is looking rather fancy tonight
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions
dandy is more correct than fancy i believe
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
did he hit two or was that yesterday
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
He has two on the season
One was Opening Day.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
ahhh ... my wife thought he hit two today
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
speaking of team colors .....
how long have the royals been rocking the baby blue unis? i assume it’s just a sunday home thing but did they do that last year/
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
I think those are their throwback jerseys
Don’t think they used them last year.
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they looked good yesterday ...
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
They brought them back last year for alt-home games (usually Sundays)
But the don’t wear the blue pants which ruins it. Toronto goes all the way with their retro-alts
http://homerderby.com/archives/1365
since at least the 80's
Actually I read an article that they were bringing them back. I wish every team would go back a couple decades with their unis. It makes me sick seeing almost every team looking the same.
by fourrunhomer on Apr 13, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
i like the brooklyn satin unis ..... that's pimp
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
i'm not sure about every team doing it.
but the Royals should definitely go back
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Apr 13, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I, for one, like our current font
But there are far too many teams with red hats these days. Please eliminate three.
I am not a crackpot.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The Reds uniforms
are good. It made me so happy a couple years ago when they brought back these uniforms.
I hated the black on them and disliked the sleeveless.
by fourrunhomer on Apr 13, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
someone would like a word with you

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I don't like the sleeveless either
Even the Pirates went back to sleeves this year.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
sleeveless
now that the Roid era is pretty much over i guess its ok to go back to shortsleeve jerseys.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
our font really bites
IMNSHO
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I wpuldn't say it sucks.
But I think it’s trying too hard.
Kinda like GABP.
And the hiring of Dusty.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
it is unnecessarily complicated
which is a major typographical sin. I am no graphic designer, but everyone I know who is scoffs at it.
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
at least it doesn't inovlve 3 dropshadows like the mets'
for as much as I respect graphic designers, Helvetica isn’t ALWAYS the answer. And I heart me some sans serifs.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
agreed
helvetica is a substitute for thought. Sans serif rocks, unless you actually gotsta read something more than a word or line or two.
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
just saw this on yahoo ... that sucks
Mark “the Bird” Fidrych dies at 54 …
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
terrible way to go
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
so "Sound of Music"
is one of Denny Neagle’s favorite movies
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
How Do You Solve a Problem Like My-ERA?
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
no i get Bubba's retort to your answer about wittiness.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
“Women you pay for and driving while drinking
Practical jokes and a fastball that’s sinking
Grey Goose at night and some Facebook-themed flings
These are a few of my favorite things!”
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you friend him?
And is he hitting on your girlfriend?
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he has yet to try to friend on my girlfriend
he does like Bob Marley and u2
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
marty is crying.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
instead of dusty bakers comments
he is reflecting on Harry Kalas.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
it was very touching actually
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Phillies anouncer died
They were good friends.
I went to a funeral of a great uncle today that was the coolest, he used to tell me stories abotu how my great grandfather was a moonshiner and showed me his 100 year old antique still, when all my other old relatives are too hopped up on religion to talk about that shit. RIP Uncle John. Fuck cancer
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 13, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
dusty is saying that the runners ran on their own yesterday
what a bag of dicks
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
We absolutely can.
Either that or Ryan Franklin.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
wow
Well, I’m going to blame him anyway. He wants havoc, is he surprised when he gets it?
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IT-related question
can we go back to linking to gameday from the gamethread? I go to RR first for games, and it saves me the pain of having go through cincinnatireds.com
before you mock me, realize this means RR is my first stop for hard-hitting Reds news! Which very rarely is about hard hits!
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
English degree treating you well these days?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
In Wisconsin the Milwaukee Bucks are on
No one cares about the Milwaukee Bucks.
Scored three times and detonated an indisputable in four visits to the batting box.
then why does charlie villenueva
have a twitter account?
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Clarification
No one cares about the Bucks, when the Brewers season starts, and the Bucks are out of the playoffs.
I personally think Carlos Villanueva should twitter from the Brewers bullpen.
Scored three times and detonated an indisputable in four visits to the batting box.
Do you have unlimited evening cell phone minutes.
You could call me and I’d just put my phone next to the tube. But then, that would require me to find my phone.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Big Bang Theory is coming on!
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
perhaps there is a thread for that somewhere else
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
probably right here
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Grumble
I don’t think my new roommate watches that, and I’m not sure you can find full episodes online for free.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
cbs.com carried them last season
i assume they are this season as well
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
my roomate switched from No Reservations w/ Bourdain
to that movie with Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson. I muttered to myself “only another month” before coming back to gameday the shit out of this game.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
I'm watching it too
The “How I Banged Your Mother Hour” (thanks, Brendan!) is much more satisfying than watching The Wagon get knocked around by the Brewers for an hour
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 13, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
replace all the science stuff with reds blogging and sabremetrics
and you have a primetime sitcom based on RR
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
by BobbyO on Apr 13, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
that's a rec
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe not primetime
what, with all the fisting that goes on around here
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
"...Yovardi... Yovanni... Gar... Garllardo..."
Nice.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Evenin' turd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 13, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope ...
no print edition on Tuesday and e’erthin’ rained out.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 13, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
This has got to be a first!
I thought they had you chained to your desk.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
They did ...
until all the games moved outside.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 13, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Volquez: "comic strip-like changeup"
Whaaaa…?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
his changeup looks like a striped cat... sort of...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
i smoke so much of that thomas aquinas
that the game a cartoon like gromit and linus
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
at least
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Good Evening Kids
Tine for The wagon to get in Gear.
Times for Mads to shamelessly push more Marshall Mcluhan
Its probably going to happen - bend over
hey mads
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Reds vs. Chupacabre
I hate this guy, he too good
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 13, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
he alright
no stamina tho
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup, I figured I'd dumb the place down for the evening
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
go get the folks who sit by you at RR games
that’ll do the trick!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
you mean
Ash’s basket of dicks?
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Whoa whoa whoa
That’s slightly inaccurate – it’s a bag, and it’s not mine.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
well yesterday was easter
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
weren't you the only female at the get together?
because then, yes, they’re yours.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Actually she wasn't...
We had Jess too..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
no, no
Not a bag of dicks. A basket.
They’re different.
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wow... 2 pitch at bat to start the game... imagine that
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
i was uneffected
until i heard Marty’s speech, now i am really sad.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
tHan would be proud
my 8 yr old daughter is standing on the top of the couch, er ring, with arms held up as the tv “introduces” Bautista. With theme music.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
no way
i hate batista!
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
you dont dig the brown wrestlers?
that’s racist!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
politics aside
anyone else find this sendup of Chris Hitchens hilarious?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
I will probably love that.
But I won’t get to click on it until after the pups are put to bed and by then we’ll be in a new thread.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, darn
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
that's funny
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
a.d.h.d?
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I love being that...
Makes things more interesting.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Let's write off all of his bad performances.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
either my internet browser is being really weird
or this thread reads like garfieldminusgarfield
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
hanging off speed pitch of sorts
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
FS Reds
The tHom/Welsh duo is the only Extra Innings feed, and it’s the only game NOT in HD. Embarrassing. Almost as embarrassing when the Reds were one of the only teams that did not televise every game. During those games, ESPN couldn’t even show highlights from a camera other than the birds-eye shot from directly over the plate.
The weird thing on mlb.tv
is that all of the cameras except the main one from center field are in the HD aspect ratio, but that one has the standard size.
Weird.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
FSN still doesn't carry asll the games, do they?
I seem to remember a handful of late season games that weren’t televised last year. Am I on the goofy juice again?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
145 televised
70 some of which are in HD
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by chandrathan on Apr 14, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
according to gameday, the 1st pitch to Hart was in the zone...
by a lot… like 3 inches from being high…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Is Ford's slogan really...
“drive one”?
That’s it?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Should be Please Fucking Buy One
Its probably going to happen - bend over
by Madville on Apr 13, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
well, before the depression
it was “drive two”
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yup. They're pushing hard for some of that government, er taxpayer money!
I was interested in an Explorer a few weeks ago. I went to the dealership, and they didn’thave one for me to test drive. They had one in the show room, but “uh, sorry sir, we don’t have one for you to test drive. One of the mechanics is using it.”
Yeah, let’s save them. They are vital to our existence.
no, they aren't
Ford is the only one of the Big Three that doesn’t want a bailout.
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shit a fuck
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
You said it better
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 13, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Well ...
crap
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 13, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions
Crolfs, I thought you said Voltron would be on auto pilot,,,,WTF
Its probably going to happen - bend over
the continental express flight that crashed in buffalo was on autopilot
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
i said auto...
Never said that was a good thing
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
how is you supposed to pitch without two runners on?
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
Can't say about pitching
But send those runners!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Are they talking about moving the Brewers' third baseman
to left field?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Too bad we'd never think of doing that.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
but how old is he?
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
The ump isn't giving Volquez any strikes, is he?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Gameday has had like 3 balls called right down the gutterish area
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I hope you're being delibarately provocative
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
how coudl you fucking miss that fat piece of shit
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
He tried to get there.
Buthere goes Welsh criticizing him. I can’t stand these mindless criticisms about “mental” errors that don’t happen.
He did stand around before he broke for first...
It would have been close, but he should have been there faster.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
especially when he is in a foot race with that fat tub of shit
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
so what's your opinion of Prince's weight?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
That diet he's following
“Skinny Bitch”
I don’t think it’s working.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
that he and i have a similar build
and i shouldn’t really criticize him?
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless you're jumping up and down while yelling
Ba-Zing!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
He got there fast enough.
But when he was three steps from the bag, he stopped because Phillips was throwing it. It wasn’t a bad break to the bag. And he certainly wasn’t a “spectator” like Welsh claimed.
If he had actually broken from the hit
he would have been standing at first.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
I disagree
Because he was there in plenty of time. He just stopped short of the bag. My problem isn’t with that though. It’s with Welsh being excessive with the lesson that he wants to teach us kids. And it wasn’t a good example for the lesson.
can I blame you for misspelling his name?
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
with our offense the last couple days, that could be enough
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
well, you won't win any scoring zero anyway
we will put some up
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Votto's going to have to come alive?
WTF?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
.381 average just isn't very good...
The guy needs to hit at least .400 to be taken seriously.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Damn.
Ya beat me.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Chris Cornell
says he at least ought to return alive.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Just about to comment on that...
Yeah, for all he did, he was just a .500 pitcher.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
the boys are back in town
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
BRUUUUUCEEE
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 13, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions
look, we have scored a run
the sky is still up there
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
I'm sorry, crolfer won the "U" use award on that one
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
I would like to thank my dogs, and Jesus... and some bugs, and some food... and stuff
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
we should make it a practice
that every subsequent “Bruce” has to have more U’s than the last. We did pretty well there.
I was thinking
1 U for a single
2 U’s for a double
3 U’s for a triple
4 U’s for a home run
BRUUUUCE!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget to track the walks too
BBBBruuuuuuuuce!
Yes, that is a prediction for the rest of the game.
jeff: but i shudder to think of the bullpen analogy to sending the runner
tHom's always been a jinx-y bastard
This time, for good
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Dammit, I hate being on a lag.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
That's the Robert Altman school of hitting.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Bout time
Now someone do it again to make up for Volquez not paying attention.
For the amount of time Dusty talks about attention to detial, this team sucks at it.
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 13, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
strike zone is very tight today
i thought EE struck out twice
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
That it is, for both pitchers.
The ump just handed EdE a walk there.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
who got the fireplace?
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
was it?
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, it was. Didn't you see how I broke up the sentence into three for effect?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
i think you liked it, but won't admit it
you overcompensated
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Talked about moving EdE up in the order again...
drink!
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
love how he acts like it is a new observation
when he said it the other day
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
gotta have those high OBP guys in the top of the order...
Dusty disagrees.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Id bat him second
While I dont have a problem with dickerson there, Mcdonald in the 2 hole plain out makes me want to root for the other team
when McDonald is in the 2hole,
I think Dusty is rooting for the other team, too
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
You and me both...
but Dusty has decided that he’s a #6 hitter.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
This talk about
a root and the two hole is making me cringe.
by fourrunhomer on Apr 13, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
It's still in the clubhouse so Paul Dougherty has something to write about
in July when they’re 12 out
go reds
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
Bad omen
The girl from Cincinnati just got eliminated in the finale of Rock of Love Bus. Bret Michaels chose the Penthouse Pet instead.
i think that is a good omen, bro
there is enough STDs around the nati
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by Colin Auscapee on Apr 13, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
he needs to play on the same time as oswalt.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Something Reds and Brewers fans can agree on
jeff: but i shudder to think of the bullpen analogy to sending the runner
ha, I'm going to a Marlins game this weekend!
So I get to look impressive since I know the team. Thanks RR!
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
check out my new thread
http://www.redreporter.com/2009/4/13/834249/game-6-thread-part-2
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
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by chandrathan on Apr 13, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions

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