Farmers Only: Where a menacing glare helps you win ballgames
After today's triple play, let's hope the Reds farmhands can stay away from the recent trend of failed HAVOC:
- Louisville won in impressive fashion, 5-1, to take the series against Columbus. Ben Jukich started for the Bats, and his soulless stare alone convinced 15 Clippers hitters to make outs. He also struck out three, walked three, and gave up a run on 6 hits. The bullpen was just as impressive, with Robert Manuel, Bill Bray, and Josh Roenicke striking out 5 and walking none between them in the 4 scoreless innings they pitched. Offensively, Craig Tatum led the way with 2 hits including a 3-R HR, with Chris Valaika going yard off of the Saarlooser as well for his first of the season. Up next: Louisville opens up a new series at home against Toledo, game time at 7:05.
- The Mudcats bullpen was the story, as they blew a lead in the late innings to drop a tough one to Mississippi, 7-4. James Avery had a decent start for the Cats leaving with a one run lead, but the bullpen gave up two runs in both the 7th and the 8th. Chris Heisey led the Cats attack, going 2-for-3 with a solo home run against Tom Glavine (!), who was making a rehab start down in AA. He's batting .462 on the season so far in the leadoff slot in Carolina. Up next: The Mudcats close up their series with a day game, starting at 12:00 noon. Misael DeJesus gets the start, and with the Reds not playing until later, I'd encourage Farmers Only enthusiasts to listen for free online, as there's a hell of a lot more to get excited about in Zebulon than there is in Cincinnati this season.
- There may be even more to get excited about in Sarasota this season, but not on this date, where they dropped a pitcher's duel with St. Lucie, 1-0. The only S-Reds run was unearned, as Jeremy Horst, Enerio Del Rosario, Joseph Krebs, and Logan Ondrusek combined on the excellent pitching performance. However, the offense just wasn't up to the task, with the S-Reds only mustering 6 hits, with two of them coming from backup 1B Jason Louwsma. Up next: Sarasota's off tomorrow.
- Dayton was off today, and opens up a new series in Peoria starting at 7:30.

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Projecting!
How excited should we get, at this point, about guys like Valaika, Frazier, Heisey, and even Cozart? Do we believe any of them could contribute to the Reds this year? If so, which ones do you think will do so and where would they play? If any of these are ready, who does that make tradeable from the Reds………and, if we could trade a pitcher and a position player (because of one of these kids), could the Reds get that feared hitter we long for? If so, who? I know this is a real string of questions but I’d love to hear some speculation from you guys. :)
if Charlie Scrabbles were GM
i think the first on the trade block this year would be Brandon Phillips. unlike Slyde, i really dig BP, but he is about to get very expensive very soon. he is set to make 17.5 mil for the next 2 years, with a 12 mil option for ‘12. not that i am for dumping veterans who get pricey, because i believe this team needs to pay for talent when it’s there. but BP is probably the most replaceable player who could net the most in return, so he’s the one i would trade. Valaika looks like he could be ready to take over in July if need be, and though he’s probably not the Gold Glover BP is, he looks to have a better bat.
i might trade EdE too, and CoCo is probably unmovable, but after that i see no need to move anyone else.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 13, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I really wish that someone other than Canada had played Votto in LF a little this spring
I think trading EdE seems a likely scenario, and it also seems like a worthy experiment to try and put Votto in LF, thus opening up 1B for Yonder. Jo-eh seems to have the athleticism to play the outfield, and it gives us the solid outfield bat we’ve been craving, left-handed though it may be. One of our other highly touted prospects can man the hot corner vacated by Encarnacion’s trade. We get to keep Votto and Yonder, who to me are each more valuable than Encarnacion, and we can continue to develop our own talent, while solving some positional redundancies. We’d still need a right-handed bat (Valaika? El Nino Destructor?), but it would seem to make some sense. With Yonder starting the season in Sarasota though, the timetable looks a little longer on some of the key prospects than I anticipated. Still, it doesn’t hurt to start prepping Votto for a move now.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Coco has a no-trade clause
so yeah, he’s pretty unmovable. I think that BP is probably worth hanging on to if they’re gonna do the whole “pitching and D” thang…I doubt Valaika is going to have nearly the amount of value Phillips will.
The ones to make room for, I think, are Frazier and Yonder. That means figuring something out with Votto. Oh, and lets pray that Cozart can outhit Janish and fast.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
you think
He’d object to being traded to a contender?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
precisely
let’s say a contender loses their closer and are willing (this is why it is unlikely) to exercise CoCo’s option year if he is willing to accept a trade. the no-trade clause doesnt nullify the prospect of a trade, it just makes it more difficult.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 13, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
with a 4-year contract
he probably bought a house in the area. And who would want to try to sell a house in this market?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Adam Rosaleswill get a shot before Frazier
If Gonzo doesn’t get going Rosales could see some time if Gonzalez needs to go to AAA to get his timing together.
Its probably going to happen - bend over
Yeah, but Frazier and Valaika are better prospects than Rosales
Rosales will likely be the next one up, but won’t enjoy the prolonged major league success as Frazier and Valaika. I think both Valaika and Frazier could end up in Cincinnati in September, with Valaika having a better chance this year. As far as trading ML players to make room for these guys, it may happen eventually, but I think we’re a little premature on that front right now. If one (or more) of them makes a splash on the big league club, we could see some shifting this offseason, but it’s still way too early to tell anything.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
I see Rosales as a journeyman style 3B man.
Frazier is the one who really caught my eye in ST.
Vailaka swings like a girl and his name is foreign sounding.
Its probably going to happen - bend over
god dman somebody has hit the bottle early today
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
The week in HAVOC
By my count, there were two extra outs created by HAVOC on Sunday (triple play resulting from the runners going).
On Saturday, there seemed to be two extra outs (Votto out at home, Bruce doubled off first).
On Friday, there were no extra outs generated by HAVOC.
On Thursday, there were no extra outs generated by HAVOC.
On Wednesday, we had Joey Votto getting thrown out stealing home.
On Opening Day, we had EdE getting doubled off first.
Did I miss anything? It seems that HAVOC has resulted in a total of six extra outs in five games, with three stolen bases to show for it.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 13, 2009 11:22 AM EDT reply actions
The triple play..
I think even without Baker and Berry sending the runners, the Pirates would have gotten the second out at second. Am I wrong?
(NOT a HAVOC apologist BTW)
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't think they would have
It was a lazy liner.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
It was, as George Grande would say...
A bloop.
And it wasn’t the type of bloop that looks like a line drive or ground ball either. It also wasn’t the type of bloop that leaves the ballpark or makes it to the warning track. It was a really bloopy sort of bloop.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 13, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Ah yes.
I forgot. Ignorance is bliss…
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 13, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
We need to keep track of this too
Maybe a different tote board to go with T-Virus’ gloves.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
You guys and your behind the scenes work
I told myself I wouldn’t cry……
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
They didn't generate any extra outs on the bases during the rain out on Friday?
Shocking!
To be fair, the Reds have also taken 14 extra bases on top of those 3 stolen bases.
Tm Outs Bases PCT SFG 1 20 5% ARI 1 18 6% FLA 2 25 8% PHI 2 13 15% MIL 3 18 17% LAD 5 27 19% ATL 3 16 19% SDP 3 16 19% STL 4 21 19% COL 5 26 19% WSN 2 10 20% LgAvg 4 18 22% CHC 4 17 24% NYM 6 20 30% CIN 6 17 35% PIT 6 15 40% HOU 6 7 86%
At least we’re not the Astros!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Jay Bruce is looking at Pittsburgh's number
“What’s up?”
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Thanks!
I wasn’t sure how to track the extra bases, it is 100% fair to include them. Nevertheless, it is as I feared, which is that at 35% outs per attempt at an extra base, we are solidly striving for mediocrity.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 13, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Having A Variety Of Chances
..to run ourselves out of an inning.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I probably should redo that percentage
it is not outs per attempt, rather outs per extra base. So, the percentage is bad, but it’s hard to say what is an out per attempt, because the attempts are hard to track.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Yeah...
Probably a ratio is better (i.e., extra outs:extra bases), since there is always the attempt where the runner goes but manages to get back ahead of the throw.
Do your stats also track runners caught in a rundown (which would not show up as an outfield assist)?
And…I figured out that thing about Friday all by myself.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 13, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
it's all on BBRef's new version
They have a base running section on the league pages under “Batting [+]”. A rundown would be included in outs on bases (OOB) as that tracks any out on a base that wasn’t because of a force out at the next base for the runner (that is, does not include GIDP or fielder’s choice). They also have individual numbers for each player on that page as well.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Thanks!
So our HAVOC Ratio after one week is 6:17.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Apr 13, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
2009 slogan
“Brace Yourself: This Year We Get Biblical.”
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Cool grey drizzly Monday morning
What are ya’ll listening to?
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 11:35 AM EDT reply actions
Middle management
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I like their old stuff.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
you mean back before they got all corporate?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
A little this morning, but mostly this sunny weekend
I was cruising around with the windows down listening to this.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I like.
Kinda reminds me of Arcade Fire but… fun!
I started out this dreary morning going cliche with Elliott Smith but since have moved on to this gal.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
She's a favorite
I have her “Escondida” album, and it’s chock full of great tunes, highlighted by this.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I've heard that before but didn't realize it was her.
I can’t find it on YouTube but she has a great song the I think is called “The Littlest Birds.” Is it on ‘Escondida’? I love that song in part because it was given to me on a mix CD from a co-worker that I probably shouldn’t have been accepting mix CDs from.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
It was on Catalpa, her debut album
Here she is singing it with her former group, the Be Good Tanyas. Apparently Syd Barrett wrote the song. Huh.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh, indeed.
Pink Floyd’s Sid Barrett? Is there a Pink Floyd version? I must know m…. nah, whatever. Nevermind.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta love Welshmen taking the name of a Latin solidarity movement.
All of their songs sound kind of the same, but I like their spoken-word-breakdowns 2 minutes into every song (except for You which its about 4 minutes in).
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Apr 13, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
You gotta admit, it’s a pretty original thing to do. Of course, this might have more to do with Justin than either of us.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Yessir
I was supposed to go see them and Titus Andronicus in Feb but my silly girlfriend scheduled a ski trip that weekend. Their live show comes highly rec’d.
Titus Andronicus
They’re opening for Lucero at the show I want to see on Sunday. I don’t know any of their stuff, but I’ve heard good things. Any insight?
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
They rock hard
And they don’t apologize. The singing is a bit of an acquired taste, but their guitar work melts faces. Dunno much about Lucero, what’s their sound?
Like Wilco's alt country stuff, but better
Actually, I sort of liken them to an American Pogues. If you want boozy drinking anthems and tales of drunken nights about to go wrong, they’re your band. Their lead guy actually opened for the Pogues on St. Patrick’s Day, so maybe that’s why I made the association.
This song was one of my first introductions to them and sealed the deal (the sound on the live YouTube vid isn’t that great, but use your imagination).
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Here’s another song with way better sound.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's my favorite song by them.
One of those songs with surprisingly good lyrics for their brand of rock. Salud to Titus Andronicus, too
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
CNBC
Their talking head from Cincinnati, Joe Kernen, is an idiot. Even if he is a Reds fan.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Is that the 'Morning Joe' guy?
I haven’t seen him but I think that’s what my in-laws watch him since Imus is gone.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 13, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
morning joe is former republican congressman and former rabid wingnut joe scarborough
and he’s on msnbc. he’s gotten a lot more normal since he’s been with msnbc.
and he has stopped killing staffers
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Apr 13, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I've said it before...
but I liked what I saw from Chris Heisey in the Futures game. Of course, if he keeps hitting like that…
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Well, you'll be happy to know he went yard again today
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 13, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Personally, I was unaware that Evan Longoria already has five home runs
Goodness!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
and yet my Fantasy team still lost this week
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I forgot to put Santana in my lineup before his gem Sunday, and somehow still won
Luck is a funny thing.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 13, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Brandon Webb went on the DL today
fuck y’all
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 13, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I have Kuroda and Duchscherer on the DL already
but then again, if I’m relying on those two, this season is going to be longer than I originally thought
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 14, 2009 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
fortunately
i picked up Zach Duke to replace Webb yesterday. complete game shutouts are worth lotsa points.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 14, 2009 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions

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