Game 5 Thread, Part 2: Easter Miracle!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 12, 2009 3:10 PM EDT
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Love Hansen's beard
he’s headed to a civil war reenactment later.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
Where is Harange heading
with that horrible goatee?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
probably the same place as your spelling!
Ha!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Remember....
in order to steal second base, you must get to first base.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
just skip first base
usually, they don’t appeal
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 12, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
"Let's see if he's off and running here."
Of COURSE he’s off and running!
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Because sometimes you have to read a dusty quote twice for it to sink in....
“…..despite Lincoln’s early-season struggles, it’s not like Baker needs a reminder of his skill level.”
“There’s history, and then there’s the recent,” Baker said. “The only way to return to history is to pitch recent.”
Gold Jerry, Gold!
Wait... he's referring to Abraham Lincoln, saying it's unnecessary to actually assassinate Lincoln... we can just send him to AAA
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
C-Dick walk
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Apr 12, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions
And now that steal really pays off.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Dusty is not going to like that
C-Dick is flirting with more bench time if he keeps this approach at the plate.
Haha.
They just flashed a graphic showing that Votto is hitting .444 with a HR against lefties.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
At least Dusty won't sit him against lefties.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
As if stats have ever stopped him.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
2 more strikeouts for Votto today... He's been beastly, but that still kind of worries me...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Guess who isn't worried...
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
no one is good all the time
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 12, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn.
I thought Harang might get the first CG of the season. Josh Johnson just completed one for the Marlins. He gave up a run, though, so first SHO is still on the table.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
8 beastly innings... Does he throw the ninth?
Cordero looked good last game, but Harang has been nearly unhittable…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Hell yes he does.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
He's only at 91 pitches
He absolutely goes out for the 9th.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 12, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
boo
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 12, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, since Harang has looked so shaky.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
I hope so too
This would be a wise move I think, but Dusty’s never really been known for getting someone warmed up “just in case.”
by Brendanukkah on Apr 12, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Dusty's thinking is more along the lines of...
“Well, we had him warmed up, so we had to use him…”
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Maybe Dusty had a lobotomy last night?
Not that I’d know anything about kidnapping, anesthetizing him, and switching his brain with a slightly more intelligent being (we hypothetically found a dead possum, only partial brain damage)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Jesse Chavez
looks and sounds like an SNL character
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Jay politely tells you
where to shove it
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Ah, wow
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 12, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions
Wow.
Dusty, you fuckbag.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
For sending the runners there?
Yes.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
It was more a "really?" meaning, "Shit, triple play? Really?"
I’m having to follow on Game Day. Not trying to question Dusty’s culpability.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 12, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you were questioning my characterization of Dusty as a fuckbag.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
triple play?
Is Gameday for real?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yep blooper to short with the runners going
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 12, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
Wilson caught a broken-bat looper on the edge of the infield grass, threw to second to first.
The runners broke on the play and were standing on the next bases, so were easy prey.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
So you're telling me
That was triple havoc!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
They out-havoc'ed themselves.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Though even if the runners hadn't been going...
I’m sure they would have gotten one of them.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
For those who didn't see it
Double hit and run, liner to short, throw to 2nd, throw to first.
I may never see this team score.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
At least Harang is still on the mound...
after the first triple play of the year.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Yep, that's Dusty
You take the good with the mindbogglingly stupid.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Probably only because the triple play meant Cordero didn't get all the way warmed up...
Screw Dusty Baker…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
oh wells about the triple play
lets get this CG shutout
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
according to gameday
Hinske loves 4-seamers, but hates fastballs. He also sleeps on his left side, except when he doesn’t sleep on his right.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Better than the
“Loves 4 Seamers” and “Hates 4 Seemers” of yesterday. The new and improved gameday still has a few kinks to be ironed out.
TAKE HIM OUT!
Bum.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
i'm shocked dustbag didn't
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 12, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Morgan and Baker would make a good couple...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Common, Aaron.
Close this one out.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
You know who I've lost complete and total patience with?
Dusty Fucking Baker
Its probably going to happen - bend over
You'll get no support for that view here.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Hurrah!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Apr 12, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
WOOHOO!!!
Harang got one for the Reds. Now we need Erik Bedard to do the same for the Mendozas.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
CG SO
Harnag needed no stinkin’ insurance runs. Dusty didn’t want him to have to sit too long. Hence the triple play last inning.
let us temper our enthusiasm slightly
it was the lowly bucs
"I usually shoot it pretty straight."- a boating enthusiast
by Colin Auscapee on Apr 12, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
With the outlook on this season, I'll be as enthusiastic as I want...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Yeah no kidding
This darn well could have been one of the season’s greatest highlights. Celebrate Away!
well that was fun
both fans at the game gave Harang a standing O
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
They're going on the longest road trip of the year, eh?
I did not know.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Nice game today
Except for Dusty’s unnecessary havoc
Time to clean house!
Its probably going to happen - bend over
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