Happy Birthday

by Man Mountain on Apr 1, 2009 11:17 AM EDT Comment 36 comments

Today we mark the day that our beloved Brendan was born.

What can be said about Brendan that hasn't been more adamantly said about me? The wittiest, smartest, and best looking of a witty, clever and handsome brood at RR.

Here's a picture of him with German chancellor Angela Merkel taken from the window of a speeding tamale cart:

via i182.photobucket.com

Please add your own birthday wishes and antonyms for our favorite game-thread dominatrix below.

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(This is not an April Fool's joke. That actually is me in the picture. And probably Angela Merkel. I was a little hammered, and Dubya and I pass 'em like a fattie.)

by Brendanukkah on Apr 1, 2009 11:19 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Let a playa play.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 1, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

happy birfday 'nukkah

did you get the piece of cake i sent you in the mail?

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 1, 2009 11:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

felix sit natalis dies

You’re so hard to shop for so I just got you my two-year old’s current favorite Youtube clip.

"What wrath, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 1, 2009 11:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

A-A-A-Andy and the Tuna!

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 1, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't get anything

but I figured a pile of internet memes is the right give for you. Happy birthday!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 1, 2009 11:54 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Happy Bird-day, 'nukkah

Here you go. Colombian Jesus lives!

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 1, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oooooooh, nice gift!

That’s what I should have gotten him but somehow I always forget about MLS.

"What wrath, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 1, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll be hanging out with Ben Olsen tonight

Here.

He has the heart of a lion.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 1, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Go crazy.

I’ll buy ya a cup of coffee in the mornin’.

"What wrath, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 1, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You and 98% of the American population

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Apr 2, 2009 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Happy Birthday!

How’s that for fucking witty, eh?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Apr 1, 2009 12:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

As Angela Merkel herslef might say...

Froeliche geburtstage, motherfucker.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 1, 2009 12:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow, she's really trying to relate to the youth of Germany, eh?

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 1, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Feliz cumpleanos, 'nukkah

Brendanukkah is Spanish, right?

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 1, 2009 1:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm pretty sure it's Japanese

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 1, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i thought it was hebrew

Blessed be baseball!

by Daedalus on Apr 1, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

speaking of beards...

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 1, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Happy Birthday, 'Nukkah!

Huzzah!

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News

by PeteyHendrix on Apr 1, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Happy Birthdah, B. Ukkah

Enjoy your night of soccer. Ben Olsen may have the heart of a lion, but he has a beard like a gypsy.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Apr 1, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Reminds me.

"What wrath, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 1, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

عيد ميلاد سعيد

Blessed be baseball!

by Daedalus on Apr 1, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

You're old!

But I’ll buy you a beer at Gameday Cafe Monday morning to make you feel better. :)

He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.

by sukr on Apr 1, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Is this for real?

Are you trying to tell me Brendan’s mom had a baby on April Fool’s Day?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Apr 1, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

hey now

watch it.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 1, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is this another April 1 RR caper...?

If not Happy B-Day Brednan
You share this date with my cousin who turned 60 and my mother in law who turned 79
and you turned_______________?

How can we stop stupid people from voting? LOBOTOMY ! How can we stop stupid people from voting? KILL THEM ! How can we stop stupid people from voting? START A FILIBUSTER !

by Madville on Apr 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs