Happy Birthday
by Man Mountain on Apr 1, 2009 11:17 AM EDT
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Today we mark the day that our beloved Brendan was born.
What can be said about Brendan that hasn't been more adamantly said about me? The wittiest, smartest, and best looking of a witty, clever and handsome brood at RR.
Here's a picture of him with German chancellor Angela Merkel taken from the window of a speeding tamale cart:
Please add your own birthday wishes and antonyms for our favorite game-thread dominatrix below.
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(This is not an April Fool's joke. That actually is me in the picture. And probably Angela Merkel. I was a little hammered, and Dubya and I pass 'em like a fattie.)
by Brendanukkah on Apr 1, 2009 11:19 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
happy birfday 'nukkah
did you get the piece of cake i sent you in the mail?
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 1, 2009 11:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
felix sit natalis dies
You’re so hard to shop for so I just got you my two-year old’s current favorite Youtube clip.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 1, 2009 11:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A-A-A-Andy and the Tuna!
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 1, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't get anything
but I figured a pile of internet memes is the right give for you. Happy birthday!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 1, 2009 11:54 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Happy Bird-day, 'nukkah
Here you go. Colombian Jesus lives!
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 1, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oooooooh, nice gift!
That’s what I should have gotten him but somehow I always forget about MLS.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 1, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be hanging out with Ben Olsen tonight
Here.
He has the heart of a lion.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 1, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go crazy.
I’ll buy ya a cup of coffee in the mornin’.
"What wrath, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 1, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You and 98% of the American population
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on Apr 2, 2009 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happy Birthday!
How’s that for fucking witty, eh?
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 1, 2009 12:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
As Angela Merkel herslef might say...
Froeliche geburtstage, motherfucker.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Apr 1, 2009 12:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, she's really trying to relate to the youth of Germany, eh?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on Apr 1, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feliz cumpleanos, 'nukkah
Brendanukkah is Spanish, right?
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 1, 2009 1:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure it's Japanese
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Apr 1, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought it was hebrew
by Daedalus on Apr 1, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of beards...
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Apr 1, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happy Birthday, 'Nukkah!
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Apr 1, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Happy Birthdah, B. Ukkah
Enjoy your night of soccer. Ben Olsen may have the heart of a lion, but he has a beard like a gypsy.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Apr 1, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You're old!
But I’ll buy you a beer at Gameday Cafe Monday morning to make you feel better. :)
He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.
by sukr on Apr 1, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this for real?
Are you trying to tell me Brendan’s mom had a baby on April Fool’s Day?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Apr 1, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey now
watch it.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 1, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this another April 1 RR caper...?
If not Happy B-Day Brednan
You share this date with my cousin who turned 60 and my mother in law who turned 79
and you turned_______________?
How can we stop stupid people from voting? LOBOTOMY ! How can we stop stupid people from voting? KILL THEM ! How can we stop stupid people from voting? START A FILIBUSTER !
by Madville on Apr 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I told you Gary Sheffield was coming over for your birthday...
Looks like I might have been right. Oh my.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on Apr 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this isn't fucking facebook and no gives a fuck about your birthday
April fool – happy birthday
by Dave from Louisville on Apr 1, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
JOZY ALTIDORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is all.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 1, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I KNOW OMGZ
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 1, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't get it
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Apr 2, 2009 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didnt get to see most of the game
but i saw that last goal. this team looks like they do some damage in the Cup next year.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 2, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just wanted to say thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes
And thanks to Man Mountain for drawing attention to it. He truly is the wittier, smartier, prettier me. I heard he even touched a girl’s boob once.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 2, 2009 9:42 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He touched "a" boob, or he touched boobs?
BTW, happy birthday dude. A day late, in true fool’s fashion.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on Apr 2, 2009 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happy Birthday
Now that you’re getting on in years this should take you back to the good ol’ days.
by Red Menace on Apr 2, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa dude - what is this Watchmen cartoon shit?
None of them dudes ever touched a boob
Its probably going to happen - bend over
by Madville on Apr 3, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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