So, we know that Bronson is living on a boat in Sarasota Harbor during spring training.  Well, the other day he had his old Red Sox teammate Pedro Martinez over, along with at least seventeen bikini-clad wimmins.  Personally, I love the photo of Arroyo doin' flips and shit, but this has to be the (indecipherable) money quote:

Me and my friend were on his boat in Miami for Ragatta over the weekend. Bronson and his friends were all there on the boat everybody was drinking and tubeing. I know my friend ended up hooking up with Bronson a couple times and said he sucked another girl was saying she did to. He calls my friend all the time now. He had some of his guy friends on the boat and one of them was the guy Tony somebody mentioned here all the guys were there witout there gf’s. AND  everbody was hooking up in the boat bathroom. If Bronson does have a gf or fiancay it didnt stop him  somebody said hes like 35 him and his freinds acted like they were in highscool.

35?  C'mon, dude's only 32!

But in the name of journalistic integrity, there might be some incongruities.  The quote was posted on Oct. 15, 2008, referencing the Columbus Day Regatta in Miami (he was only 31 then!).  It's a good bet those pictures were taken then, too, since Pedro is in Puerto Rico pitching for the Dominican Republic in the WBC.  But these photos were posted today and they are a delight!

And an excellent excuse to watch this.