Spring Game 11 Thread: Blue Jays at Reds
by Slyde on Mar 8, 2009 12:30 PM EDT
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It's deja vu all over again, but this time from Sarasota. The Reds take on the Blue Jays for the second day in a row, hopefully avenging their 7-2 loss from Saturday. Micah Owings makes his third start of the Spring. So far he's looked good, pitching 6.2 innings and allowing on 5 hits and one walk while striking out 6. Bailey and Masset have pitched well in their last two starts. Hopefully Owings can continue to match them.
Owings will be facing off against David Purcey. He's a big, 26-year old left-hander, who had a cup of coffee last year with mixed results. He pitched pretty well in Triple-A, but had been less impressive the previous two years, likely due to an injury.
What's up with Encarnacion? He hasn't played for four days and I can't find any news on him. Anyone?
Game time is 1:05pm. The Reds are on 700WLW today, so potentially you can receive them at other outlets as well. If you don't have them on air, jump onto Gameday or just follow along right here in this very thread.
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This lineup ruined my sunday
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 8, 2009 12:39 PM EDT reply actions
I'm afraid that statement will be repeated many times this season
my sunday is fantastic. the furnace is turned off and Chez OBC’s windows are open.
"Hey! Look at the kid in the sombrero!"
Lettin' the smell of Dusty's burnt butter lineup blow away?
(Actually, I think 2-5 can put something together for us.)
This Purcey kid might be the biggest highest-drafted left-hander that you’ve never heard of but he can wing it a little bit.
I’m posting this pic just because those Jesse Barfield-era unis used to be among my favorites as a pup.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Can anybody else name the rest of the 80's best outfield?
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
5-man OF?
Bowden wasn’t the GM for them, was he?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Had to look him up.
Couldn’t remember him for some reason.
For a couple years, that outfield was amazing. What happened in ’88?
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Or you could just call him...
…MVP.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You just loooove...
..white infielders who steal some bases and play their home games in the continental United States, don’t you?
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew someone would post that.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, fine.
Show me the damn stats.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
wasn't that Hunter S. Thompson's line about the 60's?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
In Toronto or Montreal?
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
but C Dick in CF!
That’s a good sign, right?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Reds bottom of the 1st
JJ – HBP
AGon – K
Dickerson – K
SB HAVOC!!!!! JJ on BP AB
BP – BB (nullifying HAVOC!!!!!)
Gomes – FO
AGAIN the Reds are not on XM.
Hulk angry.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
Yeah, but then I'd have to get a computer.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought I told you to post a picture of Elizabeth Banks.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
and the Reds
STILL can’t get someone who can get Rolen out.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Reds 6-9
Nix – FO (but nearly out … if not for the wind)
Kepp – FO
Cota – BB
Janish – out somehow … Thom wouldn’t stop gabbing …
these options all describe the at-bat good.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
the word of the spring seems to be...
Hovoc. Here, with the Cowboy… Havoc is everywhere
90 wins in 09!!
i know Joe Inglett
he’s marrying the daughter of one of my mother-in-law’s friends. he almost came to my wedding, if he hadnt been claimed off waivers by the Jays. just thought you guys should know.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 8, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Umm, Caleb..
Slyde needs to see you in his office.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
dunno
the Cubs cut their first four players already. one of whom will be featured in the Season Preview Tuesday…
"Hey! Look at the kid in the sombrero!"
Reds were late doing it last year ...
You’d think they’d have an easier time with more roster locks this year.
I read in
either Fay or Sheldon’s blog that they aren’t waiting for the WBC guys to get back. But it will probably coincide with the first spring payday. Just another reminder that baseball is a business.
looks like Owings is throwing good
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 8, 2009 1:54 PM EDT reply actions
Thom's private jet ad
Just sounds ridiculous. “I need to get home and take out the trash.”
Isn’t that what kids are for?
Phone's ringing, Dude.
stupid ad i agree ... but i don't think his kids are old enough yet
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Why, you little....
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Your favorite team!
BP – 1B (first hit!)
Gomes – HR!!!!
Nix – K
Kepp – Flat (Ground) Out
Cota – GO
Reds up 2-0
That's a STRONG early-March pitching line.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Bailey's line
8 IP, 7 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 7 K
Bailey has only had 2 starts as he pitched an inning of relief in his first outing.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
Damn. It feels good to be a Reds fan.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
fear the WBC curse, though
I’m not too bullish on Volquez or Johnye, though. Just hoping for no injuries and a strong ’10
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Agreed.
(Even though I pooh-poohed Hal for pooh-pooh Cueto in another thread, I’m not looking forward to some of the five-inning stinkers Johnny will give us this season.)
I’m just so happy about having young pitchers competing for the spots in the back of the rotation. And I’m just so happy that those young pitchers (Masset included) are meeting and exceeding expectations.
And couple that with the worldwide badass performance of our favorite Canuck and this is the best I’ve felt about our boys since they climbed to within ten games of .500 under Pete Mackinin.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Since this is a rebuilding year
I am OK swallowing “Cueto 5’s” to develop the youngster with arguably the nastiest stuff in the organization.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Blue Jays just got Pwned.
I can has 5th spot?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
any word on how Gomes is handling 1b?
not that he should ever get ABs there considering Votto doesn’t really do the whole “platoon split” thing, but…
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
He only has to man the first sack
when Hopper pinch-runs for Votto in the 8th or 9th when we’re up by 3 or more.
That’s only twice over the course of 2009. These guys can’t hit.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Cordero wingin' it
Hopper, Valiaka, Stubbs, McDonald, Rosales, Bolivar and Tatum in (I missed details)
Overbay – K
Rolen – HR …
Snider – IF 1B (may have been an E on Valaika)
Barrett – FO
Arencibia – HR … grumble
McDonald – LO
Reds down 3-2 …
can Kremcheck put the bone spurs back in?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
lol
he could but I don’t know if that cutting edge poking stick technology is allowed by FDA yet.
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 8, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
if the error is on Valaika
that’s his 3rd this Spring. Not doing much to instill confidence that he can handle SS (small sample alert!).
"How big IS your magic wand?"
Former Louisville Bat Andy Green
just hit a home run for the Mets.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hey, BF..
I don’t think I saw a response to my offer/request regarding the ALEast preview.
Should I take that as a “Get away from me”?
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought Slyde pooped on the idea
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Nah.
That was ironic blogger hipster/nerd jargon for “Post whatever the hell you want. Just leave me alone so I can count my money.”
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
okay
Count me in. I have a feeling I’ll regret this, but count me in.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
..said the Buffalo Bills' coaching staff.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
...said this nice girl who met JCH last night.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Reds face their 1st deficit
McDonald – GR 2B!
Rosales – GO (McDonald to 3rd)
Tatum – RBI 1B!!
Bolivar – GO to get Tatum … thrown into the seats so Bolivar is at 2B
SB HAVOC!!!!! Bolivar to 3B
Hopper – GO
All tied at 3
their 3 is.
HR-1b-HR. #$%#$’in Scott Rolen
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Maloney on the mound
I’m doing my best with Cowboy’s pronunciations …
Emaus? – GO
Shoffit? – IF 1B
Maloney throwing E – Shoppach? to 2nd
Adams – RBI 3B…
Dopirak??? – RBI 1B…
Campbell – K
Loewen – GO
Reds down again 5-3 …
Maloney's looking like a AAAA pitcher
dude seems to be getting rocked each time out.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
Are the Reds playing the Dutch team again? FTH?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
I think Fugdahek is their first base coach.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
This may go without saying but...
..if this team is going to have to scratch and claw to score three or four runs per game, we’re going to have quite the love/hate relationship with the bullpen this season.
Where have you gone, Randy Myers?
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
I'm not too worried about relievers
they only get an inning to try to work on all of their pitches and are likely out there trying to do something new or different during the spring, especially guys who have a roster spot locked up.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
/johnnypronto
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
upon further review...
Joey Votto looked kinda doofy in high school. Let’s here it for puberty and weighlifting regimens!
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
hahahahah
take that nerds lunch money
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 8, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
He looks Canadian.
French Canadian.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Looking at this picture
I know I’d have no trouble beating the crap outta this kid.
If I tried to beat him up today, I would definitely find myself uncomfortably lying on the bottom of a pile of depositions.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Reds try to comeback again
Mesoraco – LD 1B
Stubbs – BB
Valiaka – RBI 1B! (Stubbs to 3rd)
Bankston – backwards K (my vote for 1st cut of the spring)
McDonald – IF PO …
Rosales – RBI 1B!!! (Valiaka to 2nd)
Tatum – FO
Tied again 5-5
Kennard pitching ...
Sorry … got distracted by the boys and missed the 1st few plays.
Thigpen – out
- K
Sanchez – K
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
updated
Thigpen – LO
Ruiz – K
Sanchez – K
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
Anybody want to join my fantasy battlestar galactica league?
you gotta guess whos the robot.
"balls"-Slyde
battlestar glactica
geez, you probably have hs pictures like Votto.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Yeah, except SUPER GOOD LOOKING
….i do that to hide my pain….
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 8, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I kid, I kid
all of my buds are into BG, I’m just late to the game. All the same, I’m no good for you.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
crunch time ...
Bolivar – GO
Hopper – LO
Mesoraco – GO
…we’ve got extra baseball!
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
And we get to watch Cueto pitch today!
Anyone know if Sulbaran is gonna pitch for the dutch tomorrow?
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 8, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Kennard pitching the last inning ...
Emaus – out (missed this one…)
Shoffit – GO
Adams – 2B
Dopirak – K
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
really?
Emaus, Shoffit, and Dopirak are all real names? Are Brak and the Space Ghost their top 2 hitters right now?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
That's what Gameday told me ...
Cowboy was murder on those names …
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
Hey... guess who's here?
And I have black fingernails. Gotta love theatre traditions.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
No definitely theatre...
By the way, have any of you guys seen the musical Lil Abner? Or read the comics? That was one twisted musical.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
We just finished it.
We did it the last 3 days. Didn’t get to bed earlier than 2 AM any of those days. Traditions after every performance- A roast, a pit sleepover and then the cast party.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I played trombone for the pit.
That music is ungodly tough.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
really?
I have a Schmidt with F attachment. Gets the job done.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I got mine the year before 9th grade I think...
I’d love to get a Strat…. not gonna lie.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
that key is no one's friend.
Too many flats.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Reds last chance at a W ...
Stubbs – FO (on 1st pitch)
Valiaka – LO (on 1st pitch)
Bankston – LD 1B (on 1st pitch)
McDonald – 1B (Bankston to 2nd, Richar PR)
Rosales – RBI 1B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reds win in extras 6-5!!
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
I do ...
when it ends with a Reds W! :)
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
Rosales
how much info do we have on this rosales kid? i have to admit, i have not done alot of research on him, but when i check out boxscores, he is always seeming to do something positive
yes
He started out as a SS, but they’ve been using him at first, second, and third as well over the last couple of years.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
he's had a few games in the OF too, IIRC.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
2 games in LF
in ’07
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
one more thing…is it just me, or does anyone feel that we would be more well suited if Kepp started at SS instead of Gonzo? Kepp can flat out rake and his D is not going to hurt us too much….he makes the routine plays
right now I think Kepp is #1
Gonzo has yet to prove he can get back, let alone stay, on the field
90 wins in 09!!
Thats what I figured
its just most things i have seen is that its Gonzo’s to lose….i was never that impressed with him tobegin with…always thought he got way to much money. I think i remember seeing someone on MLB TV say that he was this amazing defender…and he had alot of pop in his bat….does my memory fail me? i really dont remember this at all
They did say both of those things
His defense is getting by on reputation now, but his bat was decent in 2007. He hit 16 home runs in 110 games. He can occasionally get to 20 HR, which would be nice to get out of the SS position.
It depends
If Keppinger’s knee has healed and he can move, then I might be okay with it. I just remember him looking like a statue out there last year and being enraged by his lack of range. If he can’t move, then his defense does hurt us that much.
I’m not sold on Gonzalez either, but I’m willing to give him the entire spring to demonstrate that he deserves the spot.
I think Kepp
has healed faster than Gonzo. And I really wouldn’t mind seeing one of the youngsters make the squad
90 wins in 09!!
I don't want Kepp at SS
He doesn’t have the range for it. He was worse after the knee injury, but he wasn’t good even before it. Keppinger is not a SS.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
word.
I’d rather have Jerry at SS until he proves ‘08 was a fluke. I’m in the “please let Gonzo prove his averageness” camp, because that sure beats a Jerry/Jeff/Rosales/Janish/Valaika shitshow
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
i like Rosales
i think he could surprise some folks if giving regular playing time at SS/2B
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 8, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Good Point
yeah, if Gonzo can earn the spot out of ST, then more power to him…i just want the best lineup possible on the field….even if my opinion differs from Dust…..one more thing…i am kinda new to this site…i throughly enjoy it…i love talking to other reds fans, as there is not alot of them where i am ( i go to WVU School of Pharmacy where its over ran with Pirates, Penguins, and Steelers fans…..I am originally from Huntington, WV, if anyone knows where that is) I want to make sure I have a strong graps on this HAVOC concept. Does it just mean people getting on base and stealing bases and whatnot?
Are you from somewhere cooler than West Virginia?
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
born in Parkersburg suckas
2nd-gayest city in the country (per capita).
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 8, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Basically
Dusty’s stated that he wants to cause havoc on the basepaths, which means that we should be looking forward to a lot of stolen base attempts. This was especially sparked by the acquisition of Willy Taveras and his 68 stolen bases last year, so if someone’s referring to a specific person as HAVOC, it’s Willy. Havoc as a concept just means running wild on the basepaths. Too bad we’re not actually very good at stealing bases. You’ve seen how often we’ve made out on the basepaths in the spring? Yeah, that’s going to continue all year.
ok...HAVOC it is!
thanks for getting me up to date….thats pretty much what i figured…..i love the idea of attempting more stolen bases….even though i am not sure how many guys should be trying it….
Taveras (I mean, that's what we got him for) and Phillips and that's about it
Maybe Dickerson. I just thank god Ryan Freel’s not on the team anymore. He and Patterson would get thrown out like clockwork. Most studies show that stealing bases is really only beneficial if you can do it at a 75% success rate or higher. And, uh, we’re not that good as a team.
Huntington's my home town. :)
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
and HAVOC is also an acronym
for our starting 5:
Harang
Arroyo
Volquez
Owings
Cueto
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Yeah...
Technically I should be writing a practice AP essay… but I keep getting distracted by Cueto…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I'm trying to remember if I took that one or the other English one.
Either way, I got a 4. Hope you do better.
Yeah, they suck...
I did ones for US History and Lang and Comp last year… I think i had around a 4 on both… maybe more, don’t remember.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Do not start the 'who has the biggest AP dick' competition?
Because I swear to god, I will make you feel bad. :P
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
My money is on ..
the mache. She’s like famous or something. Wuz on TV and everything!
90 wins in 09!!
slobber
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
1570
This was before they added the writing section. Though I got an 800 on the SAT II Writing test.
I got a 36 on the ACT math.
I doubt anyone here scored higher…that’s a joke for you really smart people. But ’nukkah’s SAT score is humbling.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
One of my friends had a 36 on the ACT overall... Freaking ridiculous. Smartest guy I've met.
I had 28, but I’ve gotten like 34 on the Science parts, which is what I’m planning on studying.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
28's a great ACT score, crolfer
I advise you find the most lucrative subset of study within your interests. That strategy has served me well.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
The WBC on ESPN
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahem.
It’s ’Eers, yankee.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you want more pictures of Elizabeth Banks or don't you?
by Brendanukkah on Mar 8, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Marshall Thundering Herd
i am having a hard time getting behind WVU sports…i will always love Marshall…even though its been hard the last 6, 7 years….from 96 to 2000 we were a sight to behold
Muck the Fountaineers
Yeah, big scandal up here…they just hired a new president of the university..the old one pretty much got his daughter given a Master’s degree
Correction
yeah, it was the governor’s daughter…i didnt realize it till after i typed it….yeah, I wonder what Manchin (the gov.) has to say about it…
for the Dominican
I really wouldn’t mind seeing him have a great game but the DR lose and we get our pitching staff back.
90 wins in 09!!
Hadn't thought about that.
They’ll come back and they’ll have chips on their shoulders.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Did he deserve it?
Did he insult Cueto’s lady at a drinking establishment? Cuz if he did, he had it comin’.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Rt 10 is for chumps
no, i am not from anywhere down rt 10…but my grandparents did live in a holler out alt 10..
We're happy to have you here and talking Reds (or whatever else)
But one thing that will really endear you to the community here is if you remember to use the “Reply” button.
Reply instead of a new post, what a concept
I guess thats what i was doing…just starting a new post instead of replying….thanks for correcting me in my backwoods, holler ways yeah, i have been down towards logan before….its just one of the many things that gives WV a bad rep
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know my West Virginia geography as well as I should.
My dad is from Oak Hill.
I’m looking forward to one of these days driving a lot of miles through the state and seeing the sights. Seriously.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's your best WV guide to the best sights
http://www.alphapro.com/jcgwv.html
"Hey! Look at the kid in the sombrero!"
I'm considering this as a new sig:
The Jack Corbett Guide to West Virginia topless clubs uses a unique five star rating system to evaluate West Virginia strip clubs to save you valuable time so that you can find the clubs that serve your needs best.
Here’s the way it works. If I think a club averages 15 or more dancers per shift, this club gets a star as I believe the best clubs will be able to attract and to keep a large enough number of girls to provide variety to its customers.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's your answer
No need for stars…come to WV, get off at the East Mall Rd exit (20a i believe) its in Barboursville, WV near the mall….about 15 mins from Huntington…its Southern Exposure gentlemens club…the girls there are amazing….ask for Midnight….my friend bought me a lap dance once time and I was wearing a Reds hat….she talked to me about the Reds for three songs….i was in love
by Teewrecks44 on Mar 8, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Almost heaven.
(Rec’d)
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
for the most use-worthy travel tip posted here since the Dali Museum mention.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
WV the beautiful
it really is a beautiful state…you seriously should sometime…..besides the coal fields to the south…plenty of sights to see Summersville Lake, Harper’s Ferry, Dolly Sods
Cross Lanes
yeah, and they just started table games not that long ago….blackjack, hold ’em….if you are any good at cards there is a continuous stream of old doctors and lawyers up there just waiting to give their money away
I've been to Hawk's Nest but I don't even remember what it was.
Kinda like college.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
OFF THE SUBJECT
so my girlfriend just said something to me when i told her i was on this site talking about the reds….she asked me in a shitty tone that if since i had all these answers to the Reds….what would I do if i was GM, like what would be the first thing i would do…..so what about you all?
The first thing I would do..
…is buy flowers and chocolates for all Reds fans’ girlfriends.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously though...
You could throw this question in your very own FanPost and get a wide variety of answers to consider. Right now is a very interesting time for the Reds and Reds fans. Everything seems to be on the upswing but there is still a lot to be done to ensure that the Reds are gonna be able to chase down the Cubs and/or Brewers in 2010 and/or 2011.
It might pain a lot of Red Reporters to say it but a short and simple answer could be, “Keep doing what Walt is doing.”
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
schedule jch a vasectomy
so he could focus more on the Reds, dammit
"Hey! Look at the kid in the sombrero!"
by obc2 on Mar 8, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You should go read
the Red Reporter wiki. It will bring you up to speed on many things that will make you informed enough to appear to be a Red Reporter regular in no time!
Thanks for the PBP today.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Not that its a big deal...
but I did the PBP … I didn’t see you here, no one else jumped and I had a free afternoon for once. :)
Typically I lurk, unless there’s an afternoon game… then I’ll throw out something here or there.
Glad to see more locals around here though. WV has a rep to restore. (or establish for those who think we never had one)
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
I meant to reply to you. Oops.
And thanks.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
no problem
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
thanks for the PBP
I didn’t get to pay much attention to the game today, so it was nice to have a recap in the thread. I love it when people step up to do that stuff!
Thanks!
"How big IS your magic wand?"
...we are all sharpening our knives
waiting for you to turn your back on the monster that you have created.
Yahoo!’s minions await
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
I saw a pr'cool Reds hat last night at Easton.
Black with a Carolina blue wishbone C.
Holla.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I've always been here.
It’s where I’m from.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Food for thought so get a buffet plate.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 8, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm out.
See ya’ll at 8.
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"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
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