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Dear Dusty:

I'm scared.  Really, really scared.  There is yet more HAVOC available, and probably cheaply.  But there's a limit, isn't there?  There's already so much HAVOC on this team it's literally bursting at the seams.  The last thing we need is 4 "lead-off" hitters on the team (especially the kind that never, ever get on base).

Please, Dusty, stop.  We don't need to add to the HAVOC you've already created.  Just keep playing for the walk-off salami; it seems to be working OK.

Your pal,

Sid.

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