Somebody at RR Needs to Sponsor this
I wish I had $30 to burn...
almost 3 years ago
justin007000
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Not just Alois
Alois Terry.
How did his brother get such a normal name (Mark Edward), while he’s Alois Terry?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
you know
i asked my girlfriend for $30, and she said “Why?”, and I said so i could sponser Al Fucking Leiters baseball reference page and finally find closure. I could hear her eyes role. It is going to be great when she is an actuary making six figures and I am a debt laden member of academia. I hope she gives me money to be myself something pretty…
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
Hang on to that Woman, Justin
‘cuckolded’
How can we stop stupid people from voting? LOBOTOMY ! How can we stop stupid people from voting? KILL THEM ! How can we stop stupid people from voting? START A FILIBUSTER !
too late
she told me today that she would like to set me on fire.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
and kinky too
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on Apr 2, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
unfortunatly she wasn't
now the girl before (and perhaps after) her is another story.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
Did you tell her that you couldn't get much higher?
Because you know that would be untrue and that you would be a liar if you had said that.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Justin it appears you're on to a hottie!
She’s sensing the Zenness of your inner Justin….just keep her away from the gasoline and you guys will find a deep and abiding love….
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Sometimes, however, relationships just go up in flames….
Its probably going to happen - bend over
the relationship more slowly evaporated
and in an angry moment i said something that has made her want me dead.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
Justin, buddy...a looker like yourself should have the ladies at your feet
Its probably going to happen - bend over
hahahaha
you tell great jokes. I’m actually more upset about what i said to her, than that we broke up. Besides I have a date tomorrow.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
actually a reality friend asked me to the game
but i will try and find you guys at the game so you can meet my awkward self.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.





















