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It's French for "Asshole"

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Mar 29, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not just Alois

Alois Terry.

How did his brother get such a normal name (Mark Edward), while he’s Alois Terry?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 29, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know

i asked my girlfriend for $30, and she said “Why?”, and I said so i could sponser Al Fucking Leiters baseball reference page and finally find closure. I could hear her eyes role. It is going to be great when she is an actuary making six figures and I am a debt laden member of academia. I hope she gives me money to be myself something pretty…

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 30, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hang on to that Woman, Justin

‘cuckolded’

How can we stop stupid people from voting? LOBOTOMY ! How can we stop stupid people from voting? KILL THEM ! How can we stop stupid people from voting? START A FILIBUSTER !

by Madville on Apr 2, 2009 7:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

too late

she told me today that she would like to set me on fire.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and kinky too

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley

by BK on Apr 2, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

unfortunatly she wasn't

now the girl before (and perhaps after) her is another story.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 2, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you tell her that you couldn't get much higher?

Because you know that would be untrue and that you would be a liar if you had said that.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Apr 2, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Justin it appears you're on to a hottie!

She’s sensing the Zenness of your inner Justin….just keep her away from the gasoline and you guys will find a deep and abiding love….

Sometimes, however, relationships just go up in flames….

Its probably going to happen - bend over

by Madville on Apr 3, 2009 2:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the relationship more slowly evaporated

and in an angry moment i said something that has made her want me dead.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 3, 2009 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

you tell great jokes. I’m actually more upset about what i said to her, than that we broke up. Besides I have a date tomorrow.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 3, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually a reality friend asked me to the game

but i will try and find you guys at the game so you can meet my awkward self.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Apr 3, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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