Spring Game 6 Thread: Reds at Pirates
So this is when it starts to get serious for Homer Bailey. With Edinson Volquez and Johnny Cueto off to pitch in the WBC, Bailey should have regular starts for the next 3 weeks. I'm not so sure he really has a chance to make the squad, even if he pitches well. But, he could solidify himself as the first man up this summer with a strong Spring. That means taking care of business every time out. I am very interested to see what he can do today.
Available out of the bullpen today are RHP Mike Lincoln, LHP Aaron Fultz, LHP Daniel Ray Herrera, RHP Josh Roenicke and RHP Ramon Ramirez. Bradenton and Sarasota are within spitting distance of each other, so I wouldn't be surprised if pretty much the entire team is available today.
Zach Duke is on the mound for the Pirates. This should be a test for Chris Dickerson, who I'm sure would love to show that he can hit lefties well. If this were the regular season, I'd be a little upset that CDick is leading off, but then he is playing CF, so I don't have much of an argument, do I?
Game time is 1:05 pm. No home radio today. Not sure if the Pirates are broadcasting it. Otherwise, your only option is to follow along on Gameday.
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What?
Andyfan’s not in the lineup?
Boo!
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prolly not
I typed this up before news of RamRam going to the WBC was released. Then again, I got the list from the Reds gamenotes for the day. So, who knows?
"How big IS your magic wand?"
First
No radio today? Booooooooo.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
No Pirates feed, either.
Bummer.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 2, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Yep
Looks like we’re stuck with GameDay updates. Any volunteers? I’ll keep up with it as much as I can but I can’t promise anything.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
I can probably keep up with it
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
by Man Mountain on Mar 2, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
The Pirates are not on XM so I cannot help.
But I’ve got the Yankees/Astros on. So there’s that.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 2, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Hey! They're talking about the Reds!
“Sarasota thought they were bluffing but they’re headed to Arizona next year… That just doesn’t sound right…. The Reds in Arizona?”
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 2, 2009 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Does that mean we can make the Diamondbacks
go back to wearing purple and teal? “Sedona red,” my ass!
it's patterned after the color of the mountains ya know
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
My gameday isnt even working
when are we actually going to be able to SEE the reds… I feel like theres significantly less coverage than there was last year
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
If the game has started already
then my Gameday isn’t working either
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
Or half-inning
I think we’re in that mode.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
There is less coverage
MLB.com fired a bunch of people due to the economic crisis.
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Yay a baseball game thread
and i actually get to follow along
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:12 PM EST reply actions
Update
- Dickie strikeout
- Kepp groundout
- Bruce groundout
- Bailey about to pitch the 1st
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
i'm about ready to give up on that jay bruce
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
Theres plenty of space on my bandwagon
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by The Crushinator on Mar 2, 2009 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
maybe we can package him with someone and pick up carl crawford
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Bailey seems to have put somebody on
notice I said “put,” andromache, not “turned.”
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
I have a snow day
I’m watching QI clips on YouTube.
I’m assuming you’re now Sedona Red with jealousy.
No, remember, I'm asian.
When I get mad, I turn orange, and when I get jealous, I turn chartreuse.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Mar 2, 2009 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that's racist!
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
don't get his hopes up!
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how bout political?
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
/catjack'd
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
maybe we could discuss some futball
and religions
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
of course it is!
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
if only there were a religion
that incorporated college basketball and soccer and politics in all at the same time
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
so Slyde could persecute it?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Mar 2, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
perhaps we could create it
and charge people to learn the secrets
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
I'm looking at GameDay right now...
and I had no idea Andrew McCutchen was black. Him and Reggie Willits need to switch names.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
/Simmons'd
And Troy O’Leary is sad you forgot him.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
And Jacob Brumfield.
He’s got an Amish name.. but he’s a black guy!
Run with it, ’Nukkah.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 2, 2009 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Scooter Mcgruder sounds like a Dr. Seuss character
But is in fact black – the very race that Dr. Seuss hated most.

Today is Ted's birthday.
Preston ate green eggs and ham at preschool.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 2, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
um, really?
I do not think Seuss hated blacks.
I find your research sort of lax.
And although i find your humor cheeky,
I would much rather you found stuff from wiki.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
fair enough
it takes absurdly racist cartooning to make a fella like Tojo sympathetic.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Gotta take that within the context of WWII
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
So now my computer won't let me use the SB Nation scroll feature
I also have a feeling that auto-refresh isn’t working. Is that the same set of problems others were having recently?
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
i've always had those problems off and on
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
I (and others apparently) have been having problems with the keyboard commands
but only in the Red Reports. The other pages have been working fine. You can submit a ticket to SBNation using the “Contact Us” link at the bottom of the main page.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
and they will essentially say screw you
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it's tied to embedded YouTube videos
I had the same problem on Slyde’s Bronson Fangasm.
Refreshes..
I can clear comments, but as it refreshes it is re-marking comments as unread..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
Bailey
Looks like two Ks, a BB, and a ground out…good enough start for me
I think..
That’s 4K, 1BB and no hits thus far in two ST innings.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 2, 2009 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Its the change of scenery everyone talks about
Get him back to Cinci and hell be crap
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by The Crushinator on Mar 2, 2009 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe they can airlist the Daquiri Deck to Newport
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Update
- McCutchen K
- Sanchez backwards K
- McLouth walks
- Doumit groundout
- BP leads off the 2nd against Duke
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
Duke Sucks
amiright man mountain?
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
I'll get back to you in a week
I have a bad feeling
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
nah
unc will run them off the floor again
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know about that
When Duke’s on, and the officiating is behind them, they can beat anyone in the country.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
game's at UNC
and the heels have the scrappier player
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
But
Duke has this
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
did you see the other video where the duke player got the ball just outside the 3 point line
and took ten steps without a dribble and wasn’t called for a walk?
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
yep
that’s why I think you can’t count them out
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
but they really deserve to get those calls
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
UNC's at home, though
Carolina rivals Duke in home-cooking.
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
He's ready for the NBA.
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
by snohio on Mar 2, 2009 1:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It was Elliot Williams
who’s looked pretty good at PG.
I’m not one of those Carolina fans that whines about the way Duke is officiated, but that travel was incredible.
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
The most blatant uncalled walk that i've ever seen
I hate the way travelling is not called in college basketball anymore.
You can now catch the ball inside the three point line, pick up both feet and get behind the line without dribbling, and that’s a legal move
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
I just hope it isn't close late
As successful as this group of players has been, they still panic like a bunch of freshman.
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
I'll take that from Bailey every time
anything worse and he should be traded.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
maybe he can be packaged
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
While we are waiting
What is the consensus on Rosales, I like him for some reason but I don’t know why.
I'm with you
of course, he’s just a utility guy and Valaika is probably going to steal his thunder, but I like gawky Michiganders. He probably doesn’t have much of a chance left in the Reds system if Valaika and Frazier come up as planned.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
XM Home Plate- Inside Pitch with Jeff Joyce and Kevin Kennedy
Just played Marty’s Opening Salvo against Bowden from yesterday’s broadcast. “WOW. And we thought WE were being harsh.”
From Kevin Kennedy: “Honestly, that’s the kind of stuff I heard, too, over the years about Jim Bowden.”
Now they’ve gone to the 2nd cut (a full two minutes uninterrupted), where sMarty accounts the JFK resignation, Dick Wagner firing, and Jim Bowden as the most memorable days of his lifetime. Ending with Marty’s “I have no compassion for him whatsoever.”
Again Kennedy: "The PBP guy is on the inside and knows what’s real. That’s the kind of stuff that trickled even to me on the West Coast. He (Jim Bowden) thought he was going to be the GM of the Dodgers until word got to Tommy Lasorda about Bowden’s bragging about how he ‘got one over on him’ and ‘Lasorda doesn’t know what he’s doing.’ And Tommy squashed that.
Hadn’t heard the L.A. stuff…
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
JFK resignation
the most dramatic resignation in history
by saboscork on Mar 2, 2009 1:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
screw you
:-)
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
HAHAAAAAAAAAA
rec’d
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by The Crushinator on Mar 2, 2009 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
It was mind-blowing.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 2, 2009 1:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Too soon
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Mar 2, 2009 1:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Marty is a guest with these guys at 3 PM
I’ll relay the details (with my usual inaccuracy).
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
I hope this epic delay in GameDay means a big inning for the Reds hitters
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
Ok, this is weird
GD has BPand EdE making outs, and Gomes hitting a single. Two out. That’s the end of the Reds inning.
In the box score, Gomes and Nix both are 1-1. Die in a fire, GameDay.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
Live Box Score
Shows Hanigan oh-fer and 2 LOB. He must’ve been the 3rd out.
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
Nix's was a double
Hanigan left both runners in scoring position.
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
Can Walker please please please be traded to the Texas?
I would gladly have the Reds trade Daryl Thompson to make this happen in a 3-way trade.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
The Texas?
Is that like “the Ukraine” or “The Gambia”?
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
I had a roommate that was from there
That’s all I really know about it. And that the capital is Banjul.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
It's in The Senegal
and I think its the only country in Africa that I could run north-to-south across in one fell swoop.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
I just checked my mail
I got an acceptance letter to Seton Hall’s Masters of History Program!
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
Bravo Justin...
Is that the ‘one’ or are there others still in contention?
肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !
it wasn't a safe school
but of the higher level schools i applied to, this was down on the list. I have no word on funding yet. Loyola Chicago is my first choice. I have no word on funding.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
Well son there's always a job woth old Uncle Mads -
I need a good wheel man on some upcoming bank jobs.
肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !
.........
you’ve never lived in New Jersey have you?
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by The Crushinator on Mar 2, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Congrats man
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Congrats.
You got to come hang out in NY some time
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by The Crushinator on Mar 2, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
congrats
hopefully you’ll do better than Tony Soprano
In the HBO series The Sopranos, the mobster Tony Soprano tells his daughter Meadow in the episode “College” that he attended a semester and a half at Seton Hall and enjoyed his history classes, but realized that college life wasn’t for him.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
and I realize you're going MA
but the history part is what made me think of oyu.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Update
- Bank$ton BB
- C-Dick single
- GIJK, almost a triple play
- Bruce groundout
- Old Hoss about to make it 3 shutout innings
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
Not sure, actually.
GameDay has it as a 5-4-5 double play, with Bankston and Dickerson out and Kepp landing on 1st. More baserunning HAVOC?
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
so
Keppinger can flat out GIDP?
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Alright
3 scoreless innings and 4 Ks for homer it looks like
yeah
but its the pirates..
"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09
by RedinWrigleyville on Mar 2, 2009 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Hey I'll take it
given our pitching gave up 27 runs the last two games
What is the "official" level of arousal
are you legally aroused or a flat out 5 on the kinsey scale.
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by The Crushinator on Mar 2, 2009 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
I think this is an invitation to bring back the "threat level" meter to your sig, Slyde.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
According to Crushinator, it'd be measuring a different threat
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
his magic wand just got a bit bigger, to say the least.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Is he sending you statistic-laden text messages from the dugout?
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
58008 618
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 2, 2009 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Old Hoss presumably rides off into the sunset
following a line out and 2 swinging K’s.
Through 3:
1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 4 K
Pretty solid.
Update
- Looks like another 1-2-3 by Homer, 2 Ks in the inning, 4 overall
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
Reds on the board!
Top 4:
Phillips 2B
EE flyout, BP to 3rd
Gomes sac fly, BP scores
Nix singles
HAVOC (Nix caught stealing), 3 out
We all know what havoc leads to
Rollerball. Welcome to the future boys
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by The Crushinator on Mar 2, 2009 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Chalk one up to another out lost on the bases
I want to keep track of this on the sidebar throughout the season too. Maybe we could count toothpicks?
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Update
- Lincoln 1-2-3 in the 4th
- Grabow in for the Buccos to face Hanigan
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
baseball!
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Gameday's being Gameday
and only updating after each half-inning
So we’re wasting time here, hanging on its every update
Update
- Hanigan single
- Bankston, Dickerson, Kepp outs
- Ron Flores in to pitch for the Redlegs
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
As far as we know, yes
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Damn
This many comments for a game no one can see? there were REAL gamethreads in the middle of last season that didn’t come close to this. Time to kick back and “watch” some NRI’s and AA’ers slug it out.
early season game threads will approach 1000 comments
late in the season and weekend games people don’t seem to care as much
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Nah we never touched 1000
But I do believe some of the Tuesday Theme Night threads from before the Reds sucked and no one cared anymore got around 750.
they will this year
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
We came close
I remember a few 3-4 part threads, of about 200-300 comments each
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
i'm pretty sure we've had a game thread with 1000 comments
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
we're not
you can change your timezone settings in your profile if it’s not displaying right
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
thanks
now i feel like a tard
beef hoagie
by Colin Auscapee on Mar 2, 2009 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
that's a pretty awesome signature
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
it would be pretty awesome
to get it as a text message chime.
beef hoagie
by Colin Auscapee on Mar 2, 2009 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Signatures are overated
Unless its a sig of dreams and hope!
Perhaps a a flatbed truck loaded with cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek convention. One can only dream and hope.
you know what's not overrated?
the reply button
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Update
- Flores doesn’t give up any hits, walks 1, Ks 1
- Craig Hansen in to pitch the 6th for the Bucs
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
Craig Hansen?
I thought he was a Red Sock.
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i thought i was going to a young girl's house
and all the sudden he was interviewing me
beef hoagie
by Colin Auscapee on Mar 2, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
have a seat over there
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
why are you carring condoms and a bottle of wine?
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
why does that show discourage safe sex?
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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
is that show done-sy?
"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09
by RedinWrigleyville on Mar 2, 2009 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
I hope not.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
i heard it got nexted
after some lawyer who appeared on the show blew his brains out awaiting his trial
"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09
by RedinWrigleyville on Mar 2, 2009 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
that whole radioactivity thing cleared up, baby
we don’t need to use a rubber
beef hoagie
by Colin Auscapee on Mar 2, 2009 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Did he come over in the Bay deal, maybe?
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
you're right
According to Wikipedia:
On July 31, 2008, Hansen was traded to the Pittsburgh Pirates along with Brandon Moss in a three-team deal that sent Manny Ramirez to the Los Angeles Dodgers and Jason Bay to the Boston Red Sox.
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My God a walk...'He Who Swings Like a Girl' (Valaka's Indian name)
seals his fate with a base clogging walk and then another havoc creating unnecessary base running out. He’ll enjoy his next stint in Louisville.
Perhaps a a flatbed truck loaded with cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek convention. One can only dream and hope.
Are you fucking serious
Another baserunning out??? The Reds may not win in ’09 if these HAVOC creating shenanigans continue
Update
- Jones groundout
- Valaika walks, havoced at 2nd, two outs
- Frazier Ks
- Fultz on to pitch
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
I'm trying to get those guys to advertise on RR
but they haven’t gotten back to me after our initial exchange.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
I still think "covah" is the answer
It’s Havoc done the wrong way
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
But, by definition, if you create "havoc"
you must expect negative outcomes as much as positive. If they’ve created a situation that’s disorganized and stupid, then they’re doing havoc right.
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
all this talk about Dusty ruining arms,
and its their LEGS that dont work.
"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09
by RedinWrigleyville on Mar 2, 2009 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
He supports the baserunnig imaginary
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Mar 2, 2009 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Update
- Bases loaded sac-fly, Pirates tie it up
- AndyFan flies out for Pittsburgh
- Kevin Barker leads off the 7th against Jason Davis
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
From the live box score
Catcher Jaramillo doubled
and eventually scored via Doumit— no hit, so either a sacrifice or a Reds error?
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
Aaron Fultz 1 IP, 1 H, 1ER, 2 BB,
Enjoy Louisville, be sure to check out the bourbon bar at the Brown Hotel.
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
Update
- Barker leadoff double
- Castillo flyout, Tatum groundout, Richar K
- D-Ray Herrera in to pitch the bottom of the 7th
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
sign him up!
"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09
by RedinWrigleyville on Mar 2, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Update
Moss grounds out 6-3
Walker strikes out swinging
Bixler ground ball single to RF
Diaz grounds out 5-3
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Top 8th, Pirates and Reds tied at 1-1.
Ronald Uviedo now toes the rubber for the Buccos.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
So, the Nationals haven't addressed their GM situation
But they have a new mascot! Although really, it’s the old mascot on TrimSpa, which is somehow even more frightening.
That mascot will be dead in two years
TrimSpa, baby!
(Too soon?)
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Actually if you read their disclaimer
Trimspa is not to be mixed with bat shit crazy.
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Mar 2, 2009 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Due up this inning:
With 2008 OBP listed:
Norris Hopper .286
Paul Janish .270
Jacque Jones .239
That’s ten pounds of suck in a five pound bag.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
No Jerry Jr. No Vottomatic, No offense
Common Brucer…don’t let NoHo take your spot
Perhaps a a flatbed truck loaded with cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek convention. One can only dream and hope.
Top 8
Hopper groundout
Janish double(!)
Jones FIDP, Janish out at home
….seriously guys? another baserunning out?
Update
This just keeps getting better and better
- Hopper scrappy groundout
- Janish doubles, advances to 3rd on WP
- Jones flies out, Janish tagged at the plate, one more baserunning out for the books
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
Is that 9 toothpicks in 7 games?
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
At least
I haven’t been counting, but I’m thinking we should start counting when the regular season starts
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
If I'm reading Gameday correctly
Mark Berry Strikes again ?
Havoc Sucks
Perhaps a a flatbed truck loaded with cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek convention. One can only dream and hope.
It is a comically large amount of baserunning outs
at the very least Havoc is hilarious
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Mar 2, 2009 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Josh Roenicke now in for the good guys.
But he must be topless, cuz I still have his shirt. Enjoy, ladies.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Josh's offseason gig
Perhaps a a flatbed truck loaded with cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek convention. One can only dream and hope.
So our prospects of winning have gone north...
And our baserunning has gone south.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Ler me reiterate:
No Jerry Jr. No Vottomatic, No offense
Common Brucer…don’t let NoHo take your spot
Perhaps a a flatbed truck loaded with cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek convention. One can only dream and hope.
Update:
McCutchen singles off Roenicke to lead off the top of the 8th.
McCutchen takes second on a sac bunt by Luis Cruz
Salazar pops out to Janish at short
PH Pedro Alvarez bats for Doumit
Alvarez reaches by catcher’s interference by Craig Tatum
Andy Phillips RBI single, Alvarez to second. Pirates lead 2-1.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Not an RBI single, It said it was an error on Jones
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Mar 2, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Andy's got an RBI according to Gameday
The error let Andy go to 2B.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Andy Phillips advances on throwing error by Jacque Jones.
Runners 2nd and 3rd.
Boradway gounds out 5-3 to end the inning.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Andyfan's first hit of the season
I think.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
if you don't count his reputation
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 2, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Alvarez remains in the game as the DH
Evan Meek now on the mound for the Pirates.
Reds trail 2-1 in the top of the ninth.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Eat the Meek!
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
That is exactly how I beg for sex from the wife.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 2, 2009 3:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Grumble
Perhaps a a flatbed truck loaded with cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek convention. One can only dream and hope.
Gameday lists the score in their header as Pittsburgh 2, Cincinnati 1
So they are listing the home team first. Goofy.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Update:
Valaika flies out to CF.
Frasier flies out to CF
Barker flies out to LF.
Game over.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
I didn't catch the last few innings
so is that the truth, Sojourner?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Anyone else watching MLB network right now?
Replay of Nolan Ryan’s 7th no-hitter at age 44. Blows my mind.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
Random update from Seattle:
from Rotowire:
Griffey took his first live swings Monday, and manager Don Wakamatsu said Griffey’s
knee appears to be just fine and there are no restrictions on his use, the
Seattle Times reports.
Griffey, who started taking batting practice last week,
participated in a simulated game Monday for the first time. Griffey hit all
fly balls, according to the report, that probably would have been outs.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
posthumous kgj nickname suggestion:
my peeps and I have long used the somewhat-anagrammish Jennifer Frigate.
beef hoagie
by Colin Auscapee on Mar 2, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions

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