Spring Game 19 Thread: Reds at Rays
Edinson Volquez vs. Jason Hammel. I'm on my way out the door to eat on a patio somewhere. Enjoy the game!
Lineups after the jump.
Game time is 1:05pm. No Reds coverage today. I'm not sure about the Rays broadcast, but there is always Gameday.
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The top six spots in that order look good
but I’m keeping an eye on Jacque. God help us if he gets on any kind of a roll.
Get ready, Cincinnati. Slyde has left his mother's basement.

"The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2009 12:44 PM EDT reply actions
i thought those jokes went out of stlye.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 18, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Did they?
What do I know.. I thought Indiana was still fighting the good fight against Daylight Savings Time.
"The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
boy
those people were not happy that I was eating on their patio. How was I supposed to know they were home on a Wednesday?!?!
"How big IS your magic wand?"
I have a sneaking suspicion that if any are moan-worthy
they will be flagged.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 18, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not on XM.
Astros lead the Yankees 1-0. So there’s that.
I’m gonna go look for Slyde on that patio.
"The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former."
Where do they stand on injuries for third basemen?
Hip cyst removal v. open heart surgery. Discuss.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 18, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Big ups to Booney
for coming clean to the ’Stros about that game of pickup Operation.
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
by Man Mountain on Mar 18, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's better than Jeff Kent and the motorcycle lies.
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 19, 2009 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions
HAVOC in full effect in the first
WMT walks. Steals 2nd.
CDick single, WMT to 3rd. CDick steal 2nd.
Votto sac fly scores WMT, CDick go to 3rd.
BP strikes out looking.
Bruce grounds out.
Reds lead 1-0.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
Tons o' HAVOC = 1 run
Good to know. I feel like the empirical data of this season will give proof to our little equation here.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 18, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
HAVOC!
T-Virus BB and a SB!!!!
Dickerson 1B and a SB!!!!!
Votto sac fly
Phillips K
Bruce GO
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Can someone score me some tickets? :)
Volquez not that effective in the first
2 walks and a single loads the bases, but Burrell gidp’s. Can you believe Burrell f’d up that opportunity?
"How big IS your magic wand?"
Opportunity, can you believe it?
“What?”
You’re getting fucked up by Pat Burrell.
DAMN, I WISH HE WAS ON OUR TEAM!
by Brendanukkah on Mar 18, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We mourn the loss of the many great jokes...
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
EDE BOMB!
…according to Fay. :)
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MORE HAVOC!!! (with a HR)
EdE HR
Jones 1B (uh oh ….) then SB (double uh oh …)
Kepp GO / Jones to 3rd
Hanigan Sac Fly
T-Virus 1B
Dickerson 1B / T-Virus to 3rd
Votto FO
Reds up 3-0
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Clearly Votto is terrible, and Jacque Jams should be awarded the first base job
by Brendanukkah on Mar 18, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Dusty clearly
was impressed with him when he said, “That’s his stroke.” And, " he got a couple of other hits."
That really doesn’t sound good to me.
by fourrunhomer on Mar 18, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
If I may speak in Seinfeldian for a minute..
If we could just find a way to combine the this with the that……
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
pricline.com is amazing
i just got a room at the hilton on Chicago’s magnificent mile for $64 after taxes.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
sunday night
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 18, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions

"The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the recession is great for student traveling...
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 18, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not how much you spend...
It’s how much you save!
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Volquez slips out of another one unscathed
Gross 1B
Kapler GIGK
Ensberg reaches on an EdE E …
Hernandez 1B
Bartlett infield 1B
Crawford K
Reds still up 3-0
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Can someone score me some tickets? :)
Any idea
how many errors that is for EdE in ST?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
I wish he would stop making them
I going to get real tired of fans acting like it is all his fault this year.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
Well, I won't hold everything against him.
But he’s gonna have to take the blame for either Patterson in ’08 or Tavares in ’09.
"The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
If there's a bright side...
and if the box scores at MLB are to be believed, only one throwing error
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Mar 18, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i wish he would stop making them too!
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, already in mid-season form..
Very nice..
Education is what you get from reading the directions. Experience is what you get from not reading them.
TB bottom of the 2nd
load the bases up again. Don’t score. Reds lead 3-0
"How big IS your magic wand?"
Dickerson is 2 for 2...
But it seems pretty obvious to me at this point that Dusty really, really wants Jones taking up space on the bench.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
I wish Dusty would hurry up and find a stroke.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 18, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that seems malicious
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 18, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I have the irrational feeling that Jones won't be coming north with us
He’s getting a ton of playing time in spring, but his simple lack of production has to be enough to leave him in Louisville at best. Surely Jocketty will step in, if nothing else.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 18, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd hope so
although, when you read the things Dusty says about the players in camp, don’t you get the impression that he has 100% of the say on how his roster is constructed and Walt doesn’t make any decisions? I do.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 18, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I get that impression too
And it scares the hell out of me.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
yeah, I'm not sure how Dusty could justify Jones making it over either part of GoDicker
"How big IS your magic wand?"
Quick 3rd
Phillips GO
Bruce FO
EdE GO
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
Potato
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
You're a day late
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 18, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
as were many of the potato's
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 18, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
remove that apostrophe
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 18, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
and add an e?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 18, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
That picture is over the limit!
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't tell if you are trying to make fun of Dan Quayle for no reason
of if you don’t really believe that an “e” needs to be added to the word.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
I'm just amused
by justin making fun of someone else’s spelling errors.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
he won't tloerate them!
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Volquez still not efficient... but getting it done.
Aybar 1B
Pena PO
Burrell Force Out (Aybar out at 2nd)
Gross 1B
Kapler K
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
Another short one
Jones FO
Kepp GO
Hanigan FO
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
Moses Malone almost approves
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on Mar 18, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hoping that Jams flyout was routine
beef hoagie
by Colin Auscapee on Mar 18, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm guessing it was 60-80% of a HR...
If we just keep him on the roster, he’ll be hitting those out in no time!
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
Don't be such a stats geek.
I can smell that he’s due!
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
I can hear when his bat hits the ball that he's due
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel by the soda in his hand he's dew
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone needs to clean up his doo from the batter's box
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Mar 18, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions
i can tell from the braids on his head
that he’s ’do
"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09
by RedinWrigleyville on Mar 18, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
i can tell by dusty baker's daughter that he'd do her
to stay on the roster
"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09
by RedinWrigleyville on Mar 18, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Dayton Daily News'ed
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 19, 2009 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Could Kepp be flat-out in jeopardy of going to Louisville?
And Cherry/AGon/BP comprise the middle infielders on the 25 man?
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Mar 18, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I would guess that if Kepp goes to Louisville
then Rosales would make the team.
But Kepp is out of options, so I doubt he gets sent to Louisville.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
agreed
and he’s a Dusty fave. i think he’s one of the safest guys on the roster.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 18, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Burton takes the hill
Ensberg K
Hernandez FO
Bartlett GO
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
The Reds are in a hurry evidently (Marty would be proud)
Joe Nelson pitching
T-Virus FO
Dickerson backwards K
Votto GO
Still 3-0
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Can someone score me some tickets? :)
Owings line in a minor league game (per Fay)
4.1 IP, 9H, 7R, 6ER, 5K, 1HB (71TP, 51K)
Also he went 1-2 with a solo homer.
… so, based on the evidence, we can’t let Homer or Owings pitch to any minor leaguers this year. (Homer got roughed up in his minor league outing, too)
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
I haven't been paying attention...
Does this mean that Owings has been sent to the minors, or can he do this without affecting his options?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
I think it's just keeping him on schedule
As wallaman points out, Homer also pitched in a minor league game the other day. They’re just pitching then because it’s their day to throw. It might be that the return of Cueto and Volquez created a bit of a logjam with more big league pitchers than there are big league games.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 18, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I beleive it was his day in the rotation
so he was just getting his work in.
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Part of this
is because there are no split squad games this year.
why is that? Is it because of the WBC?
by fourrunhomer on Mar 18, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
the WBC
ate all my tulip bulbs
beef hoagie
by Colin Auscapee on Mar 18, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The Yankees
are playing some split-squad games.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yankees split squad:
Roids play the home games, Cleans play on the road.
It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 19, 2009 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
"Look, I just want the horse to have a good home or be food."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 19, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Reds must be getting shelled this inning ...
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My thought exactly
GD is taking forever to update
by wishfuldrifter on Mar 18, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
According to Fay ...
Rays now up 7-3.
Bray gave up 6 (5 unearned …)
Still waiting on Gameday …
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Bray might still be a little hurt
Or our defense might still be a little shitty. Either way, I’m starting to buy into the theory that Bray starts the season on the DL and Bailey and Masset are both in the pen.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 18, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Bailey will start,
whether it’s in Cincy or Louisville is anybody’s guess. He’s had a good spring and they don’t want to throw him off by removing him from a schedule to the ’pen.
Here we go
Bray on
Crawford backwards K
Aybar 1B
Pena BB
Burrell 1B (Aybar scores)
Kapler BB
Ensberg reaches on Kepp E (Pena scores)
Navarro 1B (Burrell, Kapler score)
Fisher replaces Bray
Brignac HR … (Ensbery, Navarro, Brignac score)
Johnson 2B
Ruggiano Fouled Out
ugh…
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Next inning
The Rays AAA squad replaces the team with Percival pitching
Richar GO
Castillo LO
Rosales PO
Rays up 7-3
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Rhodes in the bottom
Olmedo GO
Zobrist backwards K
Sadler K
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Good stuff from Rhodes
Is that former Red Donnie Sadler?
by Brendanukkah on Mar 18, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
it is indeed
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Ray
He was a former Pirate it looks like.
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Wheeler in
Jones FO (woohoo for more futility!)
Janish PO
Tatum PO
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howdy Pops
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Someone call Tonya Harding
to handle Jacque Jams, please.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 18, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on, dude
You just know he’s about due.
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for a DFA, yes.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 18, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Or a release actually.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Mar 18, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Flores now pitching
Weber FO
Richard 1B
HAVOC!!!! … for the Rays (Richard SB)
Navarro BB
Brignac FO
Johnson GO
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Balfour does not live up to his name
McDonald Fouled Out
Nix K
Gomes K
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I'm out folks
hopefully someone else is fully capable of parroting Gameday in my stead. ;)
Reds record while I'm in attendance: 15-0 (lifetime)
Can someone score me some tickets? :)
Hey everyone!
Stupid Reds
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 18, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions

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