World Baseball Classic Thread: 3/17
What does Yu Darvish have that Jung-Keun Bong doesn't?
Well, for one thing, his own persian rose perfume.
More hotness to come.
Yesterday:
Pool 1: Cuba 7 Mexico 4
Man, what would Cuba do without Frederich Cepeda? He's the Classic's leader in hits, RBI, and HR. Last night was no exception, as the Cuban left fielder hit 3-4, including a 3 run double in the fifth inning that put Cuba in the lead, and Yoennis Cespedes hit a triple in Cuba's 2 run 7th that put the game solidly in their hands. Mexico made efforts to come back with solo home runs from Cantu and Presichi in the 8th and 9th. Norge Vera had a nice start, splitting the game almost evenly with Pedro Luis Lazo (who is a starter in Cuba but nearly always pitches in relief in international play). Which was a nice way to make up for the absence of Gonzalez and Maya, both of whom threw exactly 30 pitches on Sunday - because the Cubans were given a badly translated rule card which said more than 30 pitches, when the rule is 30 or more. Props to the Cubans for handlying it very gracefully. I mean, probably they should've known the proper rules anyway, but that kind of sucked. No harm for now, as Mexico is eliminated and Cuba will face the winner of Korea/Japan today.
Pool 2: Venezuela 2 Puerto Rico 0
You don't need me to tell you that Venezuela's pitching staff did an enormous job yesterday. Seattle's Felix Hernandez was a bit wild, walking four, but also struck out seven and kept the Puerto Ricans scoreless in his 4 2/3 innings. Ramon Ramirez started the 8th inning, pitching until K-Rod came in for the last 1 1/3 innings to wrap things up. Ian Snell also had a nice start for Puerto Rico - allowing only 1 run in his four innings, but even that one run would have been too much, as his teammates bats were simply not up to it - their best performance of the night was Carlos Beltran's 3 walks and a double. Venezuela wasn't honestly a lot better, but their two runs were enough to win the game. One of them came on a controversial solo home run by new Red Ramon Hernandez, originally scored a triple. The umpires are now saying that it wasn't actually instant replay - they couldn't get the video - and that it ended up just being called by consensus. So Venezuela will automatically get into the semifinals and Puerto Rico plays the US for elimination today.
Today:
Pool 1: 11:00 PM ET Korea v. Japan
My "Be the Reds" shirt is on. My first ever batch of kimchi is fermenting as I type. I am so ready for this game. Beautiful-and-all-around-fantastic-person Yu Darvish is starting for the Japanese.
via blog.roodo.com
Previously, Darvish started against China, throwing 4 hitless innings (...but against China). He also threw an inning in the second Korea v. Japan, striking out three, but allowing a hit and a walk. Bong Jung-Keun is pitching for Korea - he started in that second Korea/Japan game, pitching excellently - 5 1/3 innings allowing only 3 hits and no walks. But the Japanese batters may not have so much trouble with him this time around. Whoever wins will have a guaranteed final four spot, and the loser faces Cuba tomorrow.
Pool 2: 7:00 PM ET Puerto Rico v. US
Tonight, the six gets cut down to five, and either the US or Puerto Rico are out. the US, plagued with injuries, will be led on the mound by Ted Lilly. Um, also, Derek Jeter will be playing shortstop, with Jimmy Rollins as the designated hitter. Uh...did Jimmy Rollins BREAK HIS LEG OR SOMETHING? I mean, whatever. Puerto Rico will be starting the Giants' Jonathan Sanchez who was fantastic in his one other WBC start, going four innings, allowing no runs and only 2 hits. The Puerto Rican bullpen has still allowed only 1 run in relief. It's a little crazy. (The US bullpen has allowed 18). So, while the talent side may still lie with the US, this game could be really interesting.
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Jeter's clutchiness and defensive ingenuity
will stave off the USA elimination!
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by chandrathan on Mar 17, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
His unclutchiness on defense may cost the team the game too….
by dougdirt on Mar 17, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that doesn't sound right
you’ve been banned from ESPN
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by chandrathan on Mar 17, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And there it is
Jimmy Rollins makes that play that Jeter couldn’t get to.
by dougdirt on Mar 17, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And did the analysts politely mention that Jeter "might not have gotten to it"?
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Derek Jeter sucks
His craptastic defense has cost the US 2 runs tonight. Hmm, how many are we losing by? Oh, 2.
by dougdirt on Mar 17, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a coincidence and irrelevant.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Mar 17, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the Yankees sign Yu Darvish
Jeter may lose the hearts of the Skankees (the girls who show up at the ballpark dressed for clubbing, and pitch fits when Jeter doesn’t notice them).
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by BubbaFan on Mar 17, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The Skankees!
That’s awesome, and my new favorite thing about the Yankees!
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by chandrathan on Mar 17, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I would have known that word before seeing them in Tampa
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 17, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was your old favorite thing about the Yankees?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Mar 17, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That they missed the postseason last year
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by chandrathan on Mar 17, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That bad call on a 'foul ball'
better not haunt us.
And Pudge is picked off. That works I guess.
by dougdirt on Mar 17, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
kimchi
dates back like…like i think like 1000 years
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 17, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dammit
USA-PR is on MLB network isnt it? im getting Morehead State v. Bama State on ESPN. fuck this. im getting another beer.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 17, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Morehead!
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by chandrathan on Mar 17, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'd better win, I have them going to the final four!!!
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by andromache on Mar 17, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Solid Pick!
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by chandrathan on Mar 17, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A lot of women I know often choose Morehead.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh.
This is a dumb joke that is especially dumb when read the way that most folks are going to read it. I just remembered that my wife and her friends once argued pretty convincingly that it’s pretty much just me and Prince who use the term “head” somewhat ambiguously.
I apologize for posting the dumb joke and I apologize for then posting this unrequested exposition of said dumb joke.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im just curious how you could ambiguously use the word head
Im serious i dont get it, please explain
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by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trying to sanitize this post as much as possible...
I read a Prince interview in (I think) Rolling Stone when I was a lad.
He wondered why the term “giving head” only applied to the process of satisfying a man when it could just as easily apply to the very similar process of satisfying a woman.
That kinda of thing sticks with you when you’re 17.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap
Delgado just smashed a 2 run bomb to dead CF to tie the game up at 3.
by dougdirt on Mar 17, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess I can understand how the MLB Network is not on my cable system.
But this game should be somewhere on my cable system. They could have/should have provided a free preview month in March. Every baseball fan would have watched the WBC and then caught up with their team’s Spring Training goings-on and then right when they have ya hooked on the free stuff… yoink. Ya gotta pay for it April.
I’m soooo bored with competition when it comes to cable systems, satellite companies, team-owned broadcasts and all this stuff. Just put it all on every system and send me the bill.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
but then you would be happy
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's true.
And the reason I know it’s true is because of an amazing bit of technology called Sprout On Demand that makes my four year-old happy at least three or four times a week.
“I wanna watch Pingu.”
Done.
Everybody’s happy.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this is more offenisve than your other post
shame on you! (wink)
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by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
This just sucks.
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by BubbaFan on Mar 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Theres some real baseball going on right now
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
From the front lines:
Jeter’s D costs the US a run in the 9th. All is lost. Repeat, All is lost.
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by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeets is the anti-Christ
and definitely not better than every Reds player, ever
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gather from the Yankees blogs
that it was a classic “Pastadiving Jeter” play. (A phrase heard so often that people think his first name is “Pastadiving.”)
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by BubbaFan on Mar 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's originally from Baseball By The Numbers
One of the authors jokes that his young daughter thought that Jeter’s first name was Pastadiving, as in “Ground ball up the middle… base hit Pastadiving Jeter.”
But it’s become very common on the Internets now. Someone at Baseball Think Factory uses the screen name “Pastadiving Jeter,” and an SI columnist wrote about what kind of restaurant dish “Pastadiving Jeter” should be.
On blogs, “pastadiving” has become a sort of shorthand for Jeter’s limited range.
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by BubbaFan on Mar 18, 2009 6:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was reading it as pasta diving… baffled by the obvious again.
by ol Pete on Mar 18, 2009 8:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think it is pronounced like pasta diving
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by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But why is he diving for pasta?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Mar 18, 2009 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's always been found of noodles!
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by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But he has no errors!
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Mar 17, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I live in Columbus and I saw a lot of the '94 Clippers (Jeter, Posada, Pettitte and Rivera)
So I’ve always kinda liked these usually dominant Yankees.
But you know what? That friggin’ flip play of Jeter’s was eight years ago and if I hadn’t had two beers too many tonight I’d click right over to whatever the SB Nation Yankees thingy is and cut and paste this very post in their stupid monkey faces and they’d jsut have to sit there groovin’ on it.
"The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EIGHT YEARS AGO!
"The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahahaha
Check out the picture on the first post on their site.
http://www.pinstripealley.com/
Fitting.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's so hard to like that guy.
i’m certain that he didn’t want to fuck Madonna. He just did it because she told him to.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Is A-Rod in love with himself?"
Is the top story on CNN’s “Showbiz Tonight.”
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by BubbaFan on Mar 17, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must have been one helluva brainstorming session to come up with that.

CNN Stooge 1: “Howabout… A-Rod: drawn to his own image?”
CNN Stooge 2: “No no no. Not so literal!”
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This just in:
I have no stomach for losing, I have begun to watch Kings, and the lead character is liquid shit in a monkey suit.
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw a ridiculously long
promo for that at a movie. I don’t get it.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Mar 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its a tv show
the young hero is a country mouse mechanic who knows how to fix everything and… saves the kings son…. and can play Liszt… and has witty things to say… oh and wait, the kings taking him under his wing. weeeeee. this show is written by a 13 year old girl in a fucking losers body.
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by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it was written by God!
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Mar 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
get it hes a monarch..... and there are lots of what flying around...>>????
Thats right pepto bismol colored flags, to create the full gut wrenching diharea experience
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by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like what would happen if NYC
seceded, became a monarchy, and went to war with Canada.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Mar 17, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except NYC would mean mug canada back into its place
Cause were bad like that.
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by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But if Jeter didn't play short
who would?
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by Gray on Mar 17, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
J Roll
He is tough and good at helping breakdown video. Haven’t you seen his commercials?
by dougdirt on Mar 17, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My fave is the one where hes getting hit by baseballs
I saw it with no sound at the bar and I still laughed my ass off.
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there another?
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by Gray on Mar 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When he is breaking down video
with Scott Van Pelt for SportsCenter
by dougdirt on Mar 17, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
there’s one running with him and the temp arguing about something
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by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn’t one of the Boy’s and Girl’s Clubs ads with him?
by ol Pete on Mar 18, 2009 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh look, the greatest baseball player ever flew out instead of winning the game
oooverrrrraaaatedd
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by BK on Mar 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP RUINING IT
im a couple pitches behind live.
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE MOVED THE RUNNER OVER
ADAM DUNN WOULD’VE WALKED. ADAM DUNN HATES BASEBALL.
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by andromache on Mar 17, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear Stalin gives him a hunski every time he strikes out
to destroy capitalism
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I might believe it
Stalin is a son of a bitch like that.
by dougdirt on Mar 17, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know J-Roll makes the big bucks
cause hes got different helmets for lefty and righty at bats, rather than the stupid Watermelon Victorino has on his head
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Its only because
Victorino is from Hawaii.
by dougdirt on Mar 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like being this nervous
but come on hometown kid, make it happen!
by dougdirt on Mar 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Noooo stop ruininnng it
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by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol
Stop reading if you are that behind!
by dougdirt on Mar 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That walk was the last thing we needed
Now how are we going to shut you stat heads up. I think anyone who walks has to take full responsibility for what the next hitter does if its bad.
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sorry crushinator!
by dougdirt on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same with Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I WANNA WATCH PINGU!!!
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Friday at 3:00 I am going to Playhouse Disney at US Bank Arena!
Unfortunately, the Imagination Movers will not be there.
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by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AAAAAH I REFRESHED BECAUSE OF YOU DIRT
AND I JUST SAW THE US CELEBRATING!!!!!!! . Congrats, you are now officially on notice. DIIIIIIIIRRRRRRT
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by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
U-S-A! U-S-A!
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 17, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wha' happen'?!?!?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Mar 17, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So now the US plays Venezuela...
with the winner going to the final, and the loser eliminated?
I’m trying to figure this out from the WBC website, but their bracket is atrocious. Not to mention that they use a stupid illegible font on it.
And why is pool 1 a whole day behind pool 2?
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by Gray on Mar 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For the same reason that Indiana won't adopt Daylight Savings Time.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They did a few years ago
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 17, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although, it was pretty sweet for half the year
where I lived on Cincinnati time, and my school was on Indiana time, so school didn’t start until like 9
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 17, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that before or after they seceded?
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we observe DST thank you
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Mar 17, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooh Yu Darvish
my panties are in a bunch
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by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait. I thought you were a dude.
"The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is a coincidence and irrelevant?
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 17, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AAAh.... i mean,,, chicks are hot as hell
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by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats wacky
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 17, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. Thanks, Doug.
"The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you let your kid watch that?
that walrus is going to give ME nightmares.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 17, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm with you...
that was frightening stuff.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Mar 17, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just about to say that
That thing is terrifying
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by BK on Mar 17, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most of the time Pingu is joyous giggly sophomoric fun.
I gave ya’ll the “dream episode” so you’ve got something to think about when you puil the sheets up tonight.
Pingu and “head.”
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 17, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know
i was going to comment on your “head” comments above, but then i decided not to. but since you brought it up again (and im not going to sleep any time soon) im gonna go ahead anyway.
i had an oddly similar experience as a young lad. my best friend growing up was the more sexually cavalier of the two of us, and thusly was the first to “taste the forbidden fruit”. afterward, his field report indicated that the action was cool enough, but the taste was strange. not unpleasant, but strange.
word got around the school (as happens in junior high (gross, right?)) and one of the girls approached him in the hall and asked, “so…what does cum taste like?”
so yeah, since then i have used the word “cum” somewhat ambiguously.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 17, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fwiw, I've heard both words used in both situations
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 17, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
really?
huh
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 18, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me Too BK
must be a generational thing…
Scrabbles is old!
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by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im younger than you
i guess im just more isolated from the perverse than the rest of you.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 18, 2009 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably not
You are older
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by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
'fraid not old man
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 18, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How old are you?
old timer
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by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
25
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 18, 2009 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a ha!
I’m only 24. Told you you were older
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by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you lie
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 18, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna have to vouch for Scrabbles on this one
Happy 27th birthday, ’tHan!
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by BK on Mar 18, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was totally just fishing for a happy birthday wish
wasn’t he? shameless.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 18, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay!
Thanks BK!
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by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
happy birthday
ya lousy old bastard
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 18, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks!
Ya little Whippersnapper!
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by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
today is also my little cousin's birfday
he is 1. we got him a rody.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 18, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must be missing out
I’m not sure what a roby is?
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's an inflatable riding toy

i thought an old man like you with a young child would know all about this crap.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 18, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope we missed out on that one!
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Mar 18, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Piss, honey. It tastes like piss."
"The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What drugs are involved in the production of that show?
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Mar 17, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that shit is right up there with tele-tubbies and my little crack house
Why is obc so mean to me when I offer an introduction to a beautiful 25 year old Red's Cheerleader.
by Madville on Mar 18, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You ain’t seen nothing yet.
"The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha
Lazytown totally fucks up my christmas. they showed it when i lived in England and all the little wood-carved puppet children were re-dubbed to have English accents, but the live actors kept their American accents. except for the gym-teacher-super-hero. he kept his vague eurotrash accent.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 18, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is Creepy shit fellows...
Only a profit minded corporate entity could come up with something blander than teletubbies and more offensive than Rainblow Blight
BTW – Rainbow Brite was a character franchise and animated television series introduced by Hallmark Cards in 1984. The Rainbow Brite franchise generated $1 billion in retail sales of dolls, toys and other licensed products throughout the 1980s.
From Mickey Mouse to Kaptain Fagaroo to The electric Corporation to Papa Fucking Smurf to My little Crakc House to RainblowBlight
This is the shit that I had to put up with as a kid
This guy sounds like a fucking drunk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7cNota7aHs#
Why is obc so mean to me when I offer an introduction to a beautiful 25 year old Red's Cheerleader.
by Madville on Mar 18, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rainbow Bright
I have a plastic toy of Lurky from Rainbow Bright that is on top of my monitor that has been part of my computer set up for the last 7 years.

by dougdirt on Mar 18, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im with you Al
i missed this game and im pretty darned angry about it.
fuck.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 17, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You should have been at Jimmy V's
My buddy and I were at the bar. There was a booth of 4-6 other people watching the game. After Wright’s game winner everyone was chanting U-S-A! (and my buddy and I did our Irish car bombs we had been saving). Also our bartender was pretty knowledgeable (albeit a Cardinals fan). Baseball fever, catch it!
by Red Menace on Mar 18, 2009 2:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Y. K. Lee for Korea has an awesome mullet and a mustache
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 17, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
More like Poop Darvish
Im racheting up the drunk, right along side the stupid
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
asian baseball must be dusty's wet dream
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Mar 17, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah maybe he can manage there someday
I’ll trade him for Bobby Valentine
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 17, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell, i'd trade him for sadaharu oh
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Mar 17, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tom Thumb, Tom Cushman and tomfoolery.
"The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 18, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 18, 2009 8:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Ladies! (Get funky)
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Mar 18, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt anyone is still watching this
but if Jung Bong pitched like this for the Reds, he’d still have a job in the majors
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 18, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i feel like Bong missed a season with injuries
and than just decided on his on accord to go back to Korea.
Don’t quote me on that.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 18, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did some say Bong ?
http://media.photobucket.com/video/bongs/amandau_bucket/0118082239.flv?o=2
Typical night at Mads, back in the day.
Why is obc so mean to me when I offer an introduction to a beautiful 25 year old Red's Cheerleader.
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