Red Reposter - 3/16/09
Priming the pump for your St. Patty's pre-party:
- Johnny Cueto is happy to be back in camp, saying "This is fun, this feels better...There was a lot of pressure (at the World Baseball Classic), especially on the pitchers. For the Dominicans there was a lot of pressure to win." Glad to have you back Johnny.
- Billy Bray seems A-OK after mending a tender hamstring for a few days. He's had trouble staying off the DL the past few years, so let's hope he keeps pitching without incident. I think he's gonna be a big deal out of the 'pen for us this year.
- Speaking of the bullpen, Dusty is not worried about the recent struggles of Jared Burton. Prior to Saturday's perfect inning, he had given up 5 runs in his last 2 innings. Dusty also coined the best nickname I've heard so far for him, saying, "Burton is very athletic and has great deception...You watch when he spreads out. He throws that glove at you and he looks like Rodan."
- JC Sulbaran, 30th round pick of the Reds last June, pitched against the USA last night for the Dutch team. Doug takes a look at his performance with Pitch F/X. If you didnt see it last night yourself, I can tell you the 19-year-old looks like he has a pretty bright future.
- Paul Janish is looking to catch on with the Big League club this spring, even though his prospects are looking pretty dim. He currently stands 4th on the shortstop depth chart, but all 3 guys ahead of him (Alex Gonzalez, Jeff Keppinger, and Jerry Hairston) missed significant time last year due to injury. If he could swing the bat just a little bit (he hit .180/.270/.250 last season in 80 ABs) I think his stellar glove would make him an average overall shortstop. Dusty says he's been working on his hand and forearm strength to increase his bat speed. He's probably just a utility guy in the mold of Juan Castro, but maybe he can turn into something more. This team needs a long-term shortstop something awful.
- This survey determined that Cincinnati is the 4th Manliest city in the US. Yawn. How many coneys can Nashville eat at once? Hattip to RedlegNation.
- Shysterball has an article about the A's struggles to get a new ballpark. Apparently Oakland has stonewalled them thus far, and they are taking a peek at moving to Las Vegas. I dont know about that.
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youre thinking Rodin.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 16, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Redon?
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...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Mar 16, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Roseanne?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Mar 16, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for not posting a pic
thanks boobs.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 16, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Rhoda

"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 16, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Obligatory.
(Money shot at 4:01)
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 16, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 17, 2009 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Rodman?

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 17, 2009 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions
What we really need is

Why is obc so mean to me when I offer an introduction to a beautiful 25 year old Red's Cheerleader.
Grodin?

John Beilein could be a stunt double for Grodin.
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BEETHOVEN!
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 17, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
welcome to the site
I’m guessing that wherever he went outside of maybe NY or Boston he would have felt less pressure to win than when playing with the Dominican team. Not many fanbases would called their team a disgrace for losing two out of three games.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
Thanks Slyde
Long-time listener, first-time caller!
You make a good point. That said, at this juncture I kinda wish all hands on deck were experiencing about 70,000 pounds per square inch of urgency re: having a winning season this year!
by ChillyCheezItz on Mar 16, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe it'll happen
when Danny Graves calls him to tell him that there’s no pressure in Cincy if you suck, like he did for Eric Milton!
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
I think The Baby-Faced Assassin flipped off a fan...
the fan had it coming, but there’s obviously SOME pressure in Porkopolis. Ask The Kid.

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 17, 2009 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Not only is Cincinnati manly
but we have the most aggressive drivers in the state!
"How big IS your magic wand?"
But your all foppish dandies compared to New Jersey drivers
<img src"http://www.thetubevideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/Resized%20mad-driving-skills.jpg"> JERSEY MERRRRGEEEE
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 16, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw that happen on the Long Island Expressway last week
If anybody ever cuts me off, doesn’t signal, is going 85 mph in a school zone, or brakes suddenly for no reason, they are ALWAYS from jersey.
Of course, NYC was only 50th on the manly list, so maybe I’m just being a p***y
Rodan
Dusty is re-cycling old material with the Rodan nonsense. He tried to dub Derek Lee Rodan in chicago when the Cubs acquired him a couple years ago. Don’t let him get away with that garbage.
If Jared Burton ends up being as valuable out of the bullpen as Derrek Lee is in the lineup
I’m totally ok with Dusty calling him that
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought I had heard it before. But I didn't know if it was from Dusty or elsewhere.
It’s a’ight. Some nicknames have veteran presence.
"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 16, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Can anyone calculate a middle relief pitcher' value
If he strikes out every batter he faces all season, cause that’s what Burton is going to do.
"balls"-Slyde
by The Crushinator on Mar 17, 2009 9:11 AM EDT reply actions

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