Best commericial ever!!!!

by Dave from Louisville on Mar 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT

This is by far the best commercial I have ever seen. Jimmy Rollins is hilarious. I would love to see someone try this. I laughed for at least 5 minutes replying with my DVR.

Right now I am at 56 words so I will type until I reach the minimum for a fan shot. This website is awesome and you guys are hilarious and hopefully you will appreciate this video.

If that link does not work here is the text. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kFH4gV8rGY

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In a shopping center near my house

there is a Giant grocery store and a Dick’s Sporting Goods. One of the signs as you approach simply says “Giant” directly above “Dick’s” without any other words. Always good for a giggle.

by ken on Mar 11, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions

We need pix

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions

Well, I'll just Google Image Search "Giant Dicks" and...

OMGSAFESEARCHOFFOMGWTFAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

by Brendanukkah on Mar 11, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

you love it!

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Mar 11, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions

You didn't get a picture of Jim Bowden?

Shocking!

It's all fun and games until someone gets herpes. - Fox 4 News

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 11, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions

Here:

"I'm standing at the plate thinking, Where are my hands? Where's this, where's that? Before I know it, the pitch is there and I'm completely out of rhythm." -
-- Adam Dunn

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Mar 11, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions

I thought there was an outside shot

it might be this one.

by Red Menace on Mar 11, 2009 1:44 AM EDT reply actions

Yikes.

Taking corporate white masculinity to a whole new level.

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Mar 11, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions

I was stunned when I saw that come on the other night during Adult Swim

My first thought was “how the hell did that get on the air?”.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Mar 11, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions

money + recession = low moral standard?

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Mar 11, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions

I understand how CN took the money, definitely

I was surprised that the censors didn’t kill it. It had to be approved by someone at some point, I guess they thought they could get away with it. And they’re right.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Mar 11, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions

and say that this should be a fanshot, not a fanpost. If you can’t reach the word limit, put it further down the page. We’re actually starting to get a little more traction in the fanshots, so you don’t have to be afraid that it won’t get read.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Mar 11, 2009 8:52 AM EDT reply actions

I'm gonna go ahead and say

you’re being a “Giant Dick” here . . . hat tip to Ken!

by Brian B on Mar 11, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions

When I think tough....

… I don’t think J Roll

by Highlifeman21 on Mar 11, 2009 9:51 AM EDT reply actions

For 8 straight years he's averaged over 150 games at shortstop

And he looks 160 pounds soaking wet. I’d say he’s tough.

by ken on Mar 11, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions

I liked it. I'd give it two or three exclamation points.

Here’s another candidate for best ever!!!!

"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 11, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions

SIS?

In the non-quadruple exclamation points category I’d say this is the best commercial ever.

by Red Menace on Mar 12, 2009 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions

You want the best commercial ever?

Go to Tom Gill’s Website and watch the video on the front page.

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Mar 12, 2009 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions

I loved that one. I had forgotten about it.

Perhaps it has been overshadowed in my mind by my current favorite vehicle commercial: Dude in truck says to other dude in truck as they race and jump through an obstacle course of ‘splosions and whatnot: "I can’t believe they let us do this!"

(I can’t find it or I’d post a link to it. I probably can’t find it because I can’t remember which company made the trucks that were being advertised. Sooo.. not a great ad regardless of how much people might enjoy it. But anyway, it’s quite the juxtaposition to that nuanced VW ad.

"I accidently put the night light in the washing machine."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 13, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions