Phillips doesn't believe in OBP
From Fay:
“I don’t believe that on-base percentage stuff. That’s overrated to me. If you get hits, you’ll be on base. That’s what it’s about.”
Brandon Phillips has led the Reds in outs for each of the last two seasons, this even while he missed the last 3 weeks of the season last year. He is a very good player right now, but he would be an incredible player if he learned to not swing so frequently and just take an occasional walk.
I had an interesting conversation with someone a couple of days ago where we talked a lot about sabermetric concepts. One of the things that we both marveled at is at the idea that on base percentage is a new idea built out of sabermetrics. This is something that has been around for almost as long as the game, and was being frequently used by people such as Branch Rickey to evaluate players. This is not a new idea and it amazes me that so many in the game find it to be a silly concept.
Yes, Brandon, if you get hits, you get on base. But unless you are hitting .350 or better, you need to start supplementing your hits with fewer outs. There are times when the value of a hit is much, much better than the value of a walk. But there are many more times when the value of not making an out is better than the risk of trying to get a hit. Isn't it time for big leaguers to start realizing that?
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I doubt OBP is ever brought up very early in contract negotiations.
OBP may help games. But hits and RBIs butter the bread.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 5:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
"OBP may help win games. But hits and RBIs butter the bread."
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
why arent they called RsBI?
"Hey! Look at the kid in the sombrero!"
by obc2 on Mar 1, 2009 6:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
cause that would be just flat out silly
90 wins in 09!!
by Caleb on Mar 1, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't hits and be the bread and butter that would go quite nicely with your Rib I?
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Mar 1, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Mmmm... ribs.

"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Very true
Plus, even though OBP sounds like sabr 1.0 to interweb baseball geeks it still lags far behind AVG in prominence. OBP is rarely shown on broadcasts or even in the newspapers I’ve seen. You win a batting title and writers/announcers will associate that with you, but nobody knows who wins the OBP crown.
by ken on Mar 1, 2009 5:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And yet Phillips says "it's overrated."
As if it’s all that anybody ever talks about.
OBP…OBP…OBP! Every time I turn around it’s you again with you’re OBP!
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 5:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The Louisville Bats
put OBP on their scoreboard (when a batter comes to the plate, etc.).
People e-mail the announcing crew and ask what the heck that means, they’ve been baseball fans for 20 years and never seen such a thing. Jim Kelch then tells them it’s some new-fangled stat and explains how to calculate it.
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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
I believe, but I don’t know who won the 2008 NL OBP “race”
Now I do.
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Mar 2, 2009 5:45 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
for those that didn't click the link...
Barry Bonds = very good at this sport.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Mar 2, 2009 1:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Everytime a player says "I don't believe in OBP,"
there is a sabremetricist somewhere that falls down dead!
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Mar 1, 2009 5:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
i'm worried about slyde.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And Marty Brenneman sinks a fifteen foot putt.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 5:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Kittens or Sabremetricist, which is it?
I thought every time a player says “I don’t believe in OBP” that God kills a kitten?
… so now you’re telling me it’s a sabremetricist (is that even a word?) AND a kitten?
… being allergic to cats, I can look the other way to the dead kitten when someone says “I don’t believe in OBP”, but I just cannot stand for a dead sabremetricist for someone uttering that verboten phrase!
by Highlifeman21 on Mar 1, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe...
…he’s just sucking up to Dusty “get the bat off your shoulder and quit clogging up the basepaths” Baker.
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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 5:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Also, isn't it a little convenient that Phillips doesn't 'believe' in the one aspect of the game
that he’s really terrible at?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Mar 1, 2009 5:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Willy Taveras doesn't believe in the value of home runs.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
did Correy Patterson even believe the game existed?
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 5:48 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
HAH
BazinG!!!!
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Mar 1, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Slyde, how many MLB players have had more hits than Phillips over the past three seasons?
And how many of them had a better OBP?
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 5:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Only two players have more hits than BP and a lower OBP over the last 3 seasons.
Jose Lopez and Jeff Francouer. He is tied for 40th in hits over the last 3 seasons.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 6:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, sir.
Now, what’s BP’s email address?
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 6:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
well
I’m not sure we’ve proven anything. Only two hitters have a lower OBP than him with more hits. That would lead to the conclusion that he needs more hits, not more walks.
What he needs to see is this. Out of 201 players with 1000 plate appearances in the last 3 seasons who have fewer hits than BP’s 481, Phillips ranks 163 in OBP.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 6:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
there are some stinkers on there too
including jacque jones and the virus
by saboscork on Mar 1, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and Jonny Gomes is below Phillips at 172
given that Bruce isn’t very good at getting on base either, we could have some seriously OBP challenged lineups on any given day.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't show BP the top of that list
He’ll decide he needs to hit more home runs
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Mar 2, 2009 5:49 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, but you might be getting a bit esoteric for the "just get hits" crowd.
My thinking was that if you showed BP all of the players who have bested his all-important statistic, you’d have his attention. Then, if you pointed out to him that nearly every one of those players also does this overrated OBP thing better than he does, he might think, “Hmm. So that’s why those guys are better than me.”
And in some sense, he’d be right.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So, basically we can expect Phillips to continue to swing at everything again this season
Wonderful. I hope there aren’t any NL pitchers that get a hold of this quote, because if it’s public knowledge that BP puts no value on walks, then why would you throw him anything worth swinging at?
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 1, 2009 5:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
josh fogg knows he has the stuff to challenge Phillips in the strike zone?
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 6:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
phillips is right
i mean, hittin’s the name of the game. when you go up to the plate, they don’t call it “walkin” right?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Mar 1, 2009 6:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Walks will haunt
And Brandon’s scared of ghosts. Lay off!
by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 6:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Im gonna go ahead and call racist on this one
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Mar 1, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't say anything about spooks
by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
THAT IS RACISTA
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
is that spanish?
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ca c'est tres raciste
that may or may not be actual french
by saboscork on Mar 1, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
this statement is a direct result of dusty baker, of course
his strength as a manager is supposed to be his relationship with his players, but all he has done in this case is be an enabler. i would say lack of walks is the one thing that is in fact keeping BP from being a big time impact player
you know what else doesn’t help? batting him fourth in the damn lineup. this will maximize the number of times he is at bat, when “the value of a hit is much, much better than the value of a walk” and will further hinder any potential development in that area
but, given his age, experience, and attitude i kind of doubt that is an aspect of his game that will ever develop much
by saboscork on Mar 1, 2009 6:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
without looking..
who has the higher OBP? (as a Red)
EdE or BP?
90 wins in 09!!
by Caleb on Mar 1, 2009 7:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
or
EdE, BP or Micah Owings(career)
"Hey! Look at the kid in the sombrero!"
by obc2 on Mar 1, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me...
I read on some blog somewhere that Harang is statistically one of the worst two or three hitting pitchers of all time.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Harangatan looked ugly the first few years at the dish.
When that dish wasn’t loaded with manicotti.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Im pretty sure hes lookin ugly pretty much everywhere he goes.
Nice choice of food though
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Mar 1, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
from the link above
over the last 3 years:
EdE – 384 hits – .351 OBP
BP – 481 hits – .323 OBP
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"If you get hits, you’ll be on base."
then you better start hitting the ball more asshole.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 1, 2009 7:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
there is this kind of blockheaded, straight as an arrow logic that dustpick is perpetrating
you gotta get hits to get on base
AND
you gotta swing the ball to get a hit
SO
you gotta swing at every pitch, and especially that first one
also, if a young player with amazing potential does this, praise him for it. then say you will teach the other parts of hitting later. for now, just swing
by saboscork on Mar 1, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
yeah i mean
it is really really hard for most hitters to swing the ball.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
depends on how low it hangs
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Doo...youuuuur....balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Mar 1, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Can he throw them over your shoulder?
by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
um...did you mean to change pronouns?
cause that’s kinda inappropriate…or something.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
fuck it all
im going back to my facebook reds group
by saboscork on Mar 1, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The Red Reporter facebook is better.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 1, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
im sure, and i just might check it out
it would have to be really horrible to not be better than the groups i used to terrorize. that was a really sad chapter of my life . . .
by saboscork on Mar 1, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
why haven't you updated the reds trivia
we’re all out of questions
by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
that's all there is, at the moment
until people start submitting more questions
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 1, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I can't break the top 5 at this pace
need more questions!
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
These.
Here.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
there's a Red Reporter facebook group?
Did not know that.
by Brian B on Mar 4, 2009 11:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
I think Phillips had this attitude before Dusty came to town.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i agree
and now dusty is reinforcing it. but then also, i think a kick in the pants would have been counterproductive, sigh
by saboscork on Mar 1, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty doesn't do that
He just “turns the flame down”

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Mar 2, 2009 5:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Which is it BP?
1st he’s quoted that this year he’s going to be more disciplined at the plate, take more walks and that he understands that he’s not a prototypical clean up hitter
NOW he’s saying that OBP isn’t an important stat- ergo he’s going up to hit at the ball, swing that bat, that a base hit = base runners and RBIs
This guy is more incoherent than old Uncle Mads.
肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !
by Madville on Mar 1, 2009 8:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Maybe we had it wrong...
Maybe it was in fact BP who was seeing Dusty’s daughter… and it was arranged by the Dustman himself!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Mar 1, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
speaking of second basemen
am i the only one who thinks pedroia is overrated because he plays on that other team that wears red socks? i mean he’s good, but…
maybe i’ve just been poisoned by that team?
by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Apparently he only got on the Red Sox cuz they don't have a height requirement.
(Must be THIS tall to join the Yankees)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Mar 1, 2009 10:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
He's good.
I remember kinda thinking the same thing last year when he won the MVP… the MVP? Really?
I checked his stats and it turns he was at least a legitimate contender for the MVP. (Youkalis actually had better offensive numbers. As did A-Rod and our boy Hamilton.) I can’t speak to his defense when compared to other elite AL middle infielders but he’s the real deal at the plate. (FWIW, he’s been very good and highly thought of since college. I had the impression that he had somehow caught lightning in a bottle and came out of nowhere.)
He’s been in MLB only two full seasons and he’s won the Rookie of the Year Award one year , and then an MVP the next. He won a World Series one year and then hit a bunch of home runs in the ALCS the next. Yeah, he’s 5’8 and he’s scrappy-cute and Red Sox Nation blah blah blah but there’s no getting around it. Dustin Pedroia is awful damn good.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If I recall correctly - scouts were always worried about his short-ness
and his wild swing – and thought those things would get in the way of his great minor league numbers continuing against major league pitchers.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Mar 1, 2009 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna go look for my old Baseball Prospectuseseses.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
From BP 2007:
“This PECOTA favorite tends to excite statheads more than scouts. The former cite his impressive plate discipline and gap power— a good offensive package for a middle infielder— while the latter caution against his small size, unimpressive speed, and the lack of arm strength or range to play shortstop. But really, it’s a question of degree; he should be a very good middle infielder in the majors for years to come. Overcoming a slow start (.261/.352/.359 through May), Pedroia put up very good numbers in Pawtucket, walking nearly twice as often as he struck out and continuing to show gap power. (Brandon Phillips should take note.) With Hanley Ramirez traded to Florida, he moved back to shortstop and didn’t embarrass himself there; He also saw considerable time at second base, his likely role with teh Sox in 2007.”
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 11:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
heh, teh Sox are teh suxxors
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Mar 2, 2009 1:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
that's what makes me wonder
ROY and MVP in first two years? has anyone ever done that? i mean, he’s on pace to be best player every, and he certainly is not that. i just wonder if the whole redsox obssesion has drifted into the realm of awards? probably not. conspiracy theory stuff.
speaking of that…i am not an nba fan, but i just walked into the last seconds of the cavs game that was tied at 87-87. lebron goes for the shot with 20 something seconds left and gets fouled – his good fortune because his shot sucked. he misses the first foul shot, gets the second. 88-87. atlanta gets the ball and with like five seconds left takes a three and misses. very exciting BB. i think i would love this game more if it didn’t take five hours to play the last two minutes.
by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, take a look at the '07 ROY balloting and stats.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/awards/awards_2007.shtml#ALroy
The voting was a blowout.
The stats? Maaaaybe you could argue that Pedroia had far fewer ABs in a far better lineup than did Delmon Young. So at best you could say that the voting could/should have been closer but I don’t think you can claim that Pedroia shouldn’t have won it.
Daisuke? 200 K’s in your first MLB season is pretty solid. But then.. “Is he a rookie?” Blah blah blah…
And then, maybe you loves you some Brian Bannister?
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Fred Lynn won Rookie of the Year and MVP in the same year
And “WITNESS!”
by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You're asking her to go Unitarian.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
what is wrong with going Unitarian?
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing.
I love Unitarians. I’d probably be one if there weren’t so damn many jokes about them.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and we are a pretty useless religion
unless you go to an urban church. Suburban and rural unitarian churches are more people rebelling against ther christian upbringing.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's funny because the first time I ever went to a Unitarian church..
..was with a liberal guilt-y kid from California. We drove out to somewhere quite a ways away from Columbus and I thought, “Geesh, what are you trying to prove by driving all morning to go to church?”
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 11:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i am basing my experiance off of LIma and Oxfords church
both are terrible, and both have little to no spirituality. My mom went to church this morning and after the sermon the congregation argued over whether or not it is right for christians to put “Jesus Saves” on billboards…
This is the same church that replaced candles with throwing stones into water, because they almost burned the church down…
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"Unitarians are people rebelling against their christian upbringing"
That is hilarious. I thought thats what porno and drugs were for.
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Mar 2, 2009 12:45 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
oh believe me, i'm making no judgments
i’m honestly asking if he isn’t a result of media frenzy…fred lynn did not live in the time of god whatever we call this period of media madness. i mean, i know he’s good. but i saw that he has his own video game cover and i wonder…is he HOF material? on a realted note, is fred lynn in hte HOF?
and on a baseball related note, i’m watching the asstros and the mets on mlb network. they have these stupid brick sidebars on the screen. what’s with that?
by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Look even though we are not to discuss religion on this site
I must point out that my friend Mark and I have begun a new nondenominational assembly we call:
the Church of the 13th Disciple
It is easy and doesn’t require ethical. metaphysical or theosophical dialogue – only a bit of giving:
1. 100 dollar donation and you receive a Church of the 13th Disciple Calendar and a picture of Mark and Me holding your check along with a your very own " I am the 13th Disciple Identity card" (Lamination not included)
2. 500 dollar love gift gets you an autographed print of the Last Supper – by the Saint of your choice no matter what
religion he/she has been Sainted in.
3. 1,000 dollar bequest and you shall receive a snappy dashboard bobble-head of Pop John Paul, Ghandi, Ibn
Khaldoun. Billy (or Franklin Graham), Arjuna, Lao Tsu (or Chang Tsu), The Bhudda, Golda Mier or George Carlin
YOUR CHOICE !!!!
4. 1,500 dollar foundation endowment and we will send you (sans shipping and handling charges) a 48" X 36"
gold framed Giclee print of the Last Supper with your face and torso photo shopped at the table right next to the Big
Guy….
The list goes on…..

Brother Mark gives a shout out to the latest 13th Disciple…
肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !
by Madville on Mar 2, 2009 12:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
something seems fishy here...
who is this mark character you suddenly speak of?
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 2, 2009 12:09 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Uh. he's on my Bowling Team
肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !
by Madville on Mar 2, 2009 12:15 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Call me bourgeoisie...
..but I don’t know if I wanna live in a world where “Bowling Team” is capitalized.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 2, 2009 12:36 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
HAHAAAAAAAA
rec’d
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Mar 2, 2009 12:46 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Moskau is against the bourgeois
but I’m gonna’ rec, anyhow (don’t tell Marx)
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Mar 2, 2009 6:06 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i'm guessing this is supposed to be an insult
by Daedalus on Mar 2, 2009 12:16 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt it.
There’s a lot about Madville that I’ll never attempt to understand but I think I’ve skimmed enough of his benign diatribes to conclude that he’d rather blog in a forest with no one around to read than to show any malice towards any of us.
Think of him as Red Reporter’s Mr. Magoo.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 2, 2009 12:32 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Benign Diatribes
I think you’ve just summed up Mads in two words.
by chesirecat on Mar 2, 2009 2:06 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for that heartwarming introduction guys!
Let me clarify (That’s what I do best you know)
My role in this community, this intense and brilliantly populated blogishpere is beyond benign.
My heroes are grave diggers, Greek background singers and French poets…and the like…
I do take exception at the Mr. Fucking Magoo analysis Al. I was hoping for something a little more romantic say the “Quasimodo” of RR…
BTW don’t you all think that Elvis circa 1970 could have reinvented the role of Quasimodo…taken it to new heights
or
肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !
by Madville on Mar 2, 2009 6:22 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Fred Lynn
Lynn isn’t in the HOF. A case can be made that Hall of Famer Fear Rice is the least deserving member of those Red Sox outfields (Dwight Evans being the other).
by Red Menace on Mar 2, 2009 2:18 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And the brick sidebars?
I always assumed that it wasn’t being shot in widescreen format, but that was their way of presenting it to those of us with widescreen TVs. You’ll see variations of that on a lot of shows.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 2, 2009 9:29 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
NL 2006-2007
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Mar 2, 2009 6:09 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
OBP
Yeah, I’ve been watching a lot of old games and clips from old games, and there is a surprising amount of talk about walks and OBP.
That said, I don’t really care if Brandon Phillips says he doesn’t like walks. That’s just him, and we shouldn’t think Brandon Phillips is going to give us anything more than he’s going to give us. And that’s not going to be very many walks. So swing away, Brandon. What really hurts is that Phillips’ manager doesn’t know what to do with hitters who don’t take walks.
by Brian B on Mar 1, 2009 10:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
"Don't know what to do with him???!??"
“Son, Brandon Phillips is a middle infielder who steals bases. But do you see me batting him at the top of the order? No, he’s batting clean up. THAT’S what you do with Brandon Phillips.”
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
where the hell is that sig from
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Mar 1, 2009 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
My four year-old.
From Wikipedia:
Word Girl episode #107: In a lab experiment that goes horribly wrong, Professor Steven Boxleitner accidentally fuses his mind with that of his vicious lab mouse named Squeaky (who pushed a button marked “Holy Cow! Don’t Press This Button!”) and becomes the villainous Dr. Two-Brains. Becky (WordGirl’s secret identity) tries to distract her little brother TJ so she can transform into WordGirl and capture Dr. Two-Brains before he goes on a cheese-stealing rampage but TJ wants to go to the grocery store (that’s where Dr. Two-brains will strike at) with Becky.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh snap thats why that rang a bell
I’ve seen that too….with…my……four year old….
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Mar 2, 2009 12:48 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Word Girl is a great show.
It’s one of the few that I might sit and watch with him without it being asked of me.
I like that style of animation (reminds me of "Daria") and the writing is as good as you’ll find on a kids show. There’s a villain named Lady Redundant Woman.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 2, 2009 9:58 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I tell my girlfriend.
I tell her I don’t like cleaning the toilet. That’s just me, and she shouldn’t think I’m going to give her anything more than what I’m going to give her. And that’s not going to be cleaning the toilet. So scrub away, woman. What really hurts is when her mother says otherwise.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on Mar 2, 2009 10:38 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Phillips (and Dunn!) get some run in an LGT FanBubble.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 2, 2009 9:49 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
yikes, anyone read LGT's rules?
to wit:
Briefly, the rules are:
* No political talk.
* No personal attacks.
* No trolling or flame-baiting.
* No profanity, this is a family-friendly site.
* No posting under multiple identities.
* No blatant site pimping.
* Enjoy yourself, and try to help others do the same.
Soooo numbers 1-4 would get us all kicked out. crap.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Mar 2, 2009 1:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
well, that didn't format.
Fuck me, boobs, and the liberal media he rode in on.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Mar 2, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
perhaps you are starting to understand why everyone hates it over there...and this whole comment is in the subject line on purpose
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 1:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly though...
The profanity one is the only one that’s really different from ours. But yeah, fuck that shit!
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 1:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
we have alter-ego night
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Mar 2, 2009 1:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We allow blatant site pimping.
And we allow not enjoying yourself.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 2, 2009 2:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We don't have any site pimping here.
None at all. Unless you count my frequent linking of satirical anti-CoPat poetry.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 2, 2009 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Because how could you not love a piece of satirical poetry about Corey?
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 2, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
eh
whatever floats their boat.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 2, 2009 1:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Funny
One of the more famous beers to come out of Cleveland is the Edmund Fitzgerald.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 2, 2009 2:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no, my brain
I don’t understand why hitting coaches and managers can’t teach hitters to compartmentalize. Why can’t Phillips look to take a walk when he’s leading off an inning or if there’s no one on base? I’m fine with being aggressive with runners on base, especially on third, because a ball put into play has a good chance of driving him in. But with nobody on base, what good is swinging for the fences going to do? Phillips’s line drive percentage was way down last year, likely because he was overswinging and driving everything into the ground. He needs to learn that he has linedrive power, not Donkey flyball power. With his pop and speed it’s rather startling that he only had 24 doubles last year, and has never had more than 28. If he learned to drive to all fields, he could easily have 35+ doubles and push 10 triples. His goal should be 65 extra base hits, not 30 home runs. If you get that many extra base hits, the RBI, and the next paycheck, will come much easier.
by teb7 on Mar 2, 2009 10:47 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Did everyone here read the article in NYT magazine about Shane Battier?
It was pretty great, but one minor point was the talk of how incentives for certain stats warps basketball players’ performance.
Say there’s a fast break. The point guard is headed down the court with a big guy trailing, and one defender. The incentives for a point guard highly value assists over points scored, so he wants to pass it back to the other guy, even though that lowers the probability of actually scoring.
Similarly, BP is aware of his incentives. He is rewarded for hits and HRs, and even stupid shit like RBIs, while he is not rewarded for walks.
This is why it sucks to have a management team that doesn’t believe in OBP. Of course that will filter down to the players…
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Mar 2, 2009 2:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Great read, great parallel, Gray.
0.343 rec’s.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 2, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I totally had this typed up yesterday...
and for some reason shut the computer without posting it.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Mar 2, 2009 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It's not just the Reds
The market in general did not value OBP this winter:
Career OBP < .350
Ibanez: 3 years/$31.5m (286/346/472 career)
Blake: 3/17.5 (264/334/447)
Rivera: 3/12.75 (284/331/468)
Career OBP > .350
Dunn: 2/20 (247/381/518)
Burrell: 2/16 (257/367/485)
Abreu: 1/5 (300/405/498)
Giambi: 1/5 (286/408/534)
Bradley: 3/30 (280/370/457)
Obviously there are other factors at play, and I’m probably missing some guys who signed multi-year deals (I eyeballed Cot’s list). But it looks to me like the low-OBP guys did well while only Milton Bradley pulled a big deal from the high-OBP crowd.
by ken on Mar 2, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Add in:
Garret Anderson 1/2.5 (330/469/799)
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Mar 2, 2009 5:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That Ibanez deal was such a bad deal
He basically got the deal to spite Burrell. Crazy.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
by Slyde on Mar 2, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You've got to allow for the benefit of cost-certainty, however
Without getting the Burrell/OF question answered promptly, the Phils would have had a hard time getting the Madson, Moyer and Howard deals done satisfactorily. However, on a straight cost for performance basis on just the two players in question, they totally misread the market. Kudos to Ibanez and agent for recognizing the opportunity.
Speaking of free agency, any thoughts on Cabrera to the A’s for 1 year $4 million? Cheap (by MLB standards), but I don’t know they need him there.
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Mar 3, 2009 9:10 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That was a great deal
They’ll need him when Crosby hits the DL. We should’ve looked into this.
by ken on Mar 3, 2009 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

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