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Lineup

Cincinnati Reds vs. New York Yankees

3/1/09 1:05 PM EDT

New York Yankees

Cincinnati Reds

Brett Gardner - CF Darnell McDonald - CF
Derek Jeter - SS Adam Rosales - SS
Mark Teixeira - 1B Joey Votto - 1B
Alex Rodriguez - 3B Brandon Phillips - 2B
Robinson Cano - 2B Chris Dickerson - RF
Xavier Nady - RF Jeff Keppinger - 3B
John Rodriguez - LF Yonder Alonso - DH
Cody Ransom - DH Norris Hopper - LF
Kevin Cash - C Ryan Hanigan - C

Today is Aaron Harang's first start against someone other than his teammates.  Since it's a travel game for the Yankees, I imagine he'll only see the stars that are playing in the WBC.  Even still, there should be a couple of tough bats in the lineup to challenge him.

The Yankees are throwing 26-year old Mexican Alfredo Aceves out on the mound.  He made 4 starts with the club last year, going 1-0 with a 2.40 ERA.  I think the Reds can take 'em.

I'm not certain, but this may be our last chance to see the Reds players who are participating in the WBC (unless last night was).  So, enjoy this lineup while you can, but look forward to seeing more playing time for players like Drew Stubbs, Chris Dickerson, Chris Valaika, and Todd Frazier.

Today's game is airing on 700WLW, the last such game until next weekend.  So, listen while you can!

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Do you think we might see the WBC players after the tournament is over?

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 12:33 PM EST reply actions  

you think?

The final game is March 23, isn’t it? That leaves a whole week of spring training left to go.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

no, i got italy and mexico mixed up

same flag, anyway, except for the eagle.

my picks – pool A japan korea, pool b mexico, cuba, pool c usa canada, pool d DR puerto rico

then japan, cuba, usa, DR

japan DR final game

not that i’m not rooting for USA, cuz that’s my tribe.

by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

if usa doesn't win i want the Domican to win

simply because of Cueto and Volquez.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Dusty make both lineups?

Look at the top three in each order.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on Mar 1, 2009 12:33 PM EST reply actions  

According to Fay

Aaron Hanigan is pitching for us.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 12:34 PM EST reply actions  

Interesting

Im excited to see his stuff

My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul

by The Crushinator on Mar 1, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He must be super fast

to pitch it in and run behind the plate to catch it.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 1, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Marsupial’s are fast

90 wins in 09!!

by Caleb on Mar 1, 2009 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

CALEB!

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember that Yonder was training with A-Rod? Dusty does.

“That’s one reason I’m playing Yonder today,” manager Dusty Baker said. “He’s DHing so A-Rod can see him play.”

Well good. So long as A-Rod can see him. Oh, and I guess you can take a look at him too, huh? No? Just A-Rod? Alright, then.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 12:37 PM EST reply actions  

Wow brendan you got a bee in your bonnet today!

Show no mercy brother!

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by The Crushinator on Mar 1, 2009 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe

alonso could do something to try and ya know disassociate himself from a-rod

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by chandrathan on Mar 1, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Or you could invest in one of these

I love me some XM

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Mar 1, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think so

Yankees blogger Pete Abe wasn’t sure we’d have baseball today this morning, but now says the weather has cleared. The teams did not warm up on the field, but they are planning to play the game as scheduled.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what Fay says too, but it's good to double check

The commenters raise a good point that this game should be worth listening to just to hear Marty talk about Bowden. “Could be a classic.”

by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus Christ on a Crutch

Satanic Corporate Megawhore ClearChannel doesn’t allow streaming outside of the United States. Blow me ClearChannel, you fucking douchebags.

by chesirecat on Mar 1, 2009 1:21 PM EST reply actions  

So is Gameday off

or did Harang really give up 2 runs in the first while facing 5 batters on FIVE PITCHES?

by chesirecat on Mar 1, 2009 1:26 PM EST reply actions  

it only counts 3 pitches for a K, 4 for a BB, and 1 for a ball in play

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Shaky inning for Harang

After getting Gardner, Jeter gets an infield single to shortstop, Teixeira singles up the middle, A-Rod hits a double, and Cano singles to drive in Tex. Then Xavier Nady grounds into a double play (Rosales to Phillips to Votto) to end the inning.

Yanks up, 2-0.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 1:27 PM EST reply actions  

On second thought

He kind of is pitching like Aaron Hanigan.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on.

He was facing Jeter, Texeira, and A-Rod. Can you imagine how Nick Masset would be doing at this point?

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Mar 1, 2009 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Tracy Jones

says Harang’s in the 85-86 mph range prior to today’s start.

"Hey! Look at the kid in the sombrero!"

by obc2 on Mar 1, 2009 1:36 PM EST reply actions  

C Dick Hit!

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 1:38 PM EST reply actions  

Darnell McDonald strikes out (that coulda been Stubbs's strikeout!)

Rosales draws a walk, then steals a base. Wow, successful baserunning! Votto productively grounds out to move Rosales to third.

BP doubles to drive in Rosales, then Quickerson proves that he’s also Stickerson. 2 run belt!

Keppinger scrappily ends the inning. Gotta like our offense so far.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 1:40 PM EST reply actions  

Chris Dickerson

The younger, better fielding, better hitting, more powerful, less expensive version of Willy Taveras.

by chesirecat on Mar 1, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

sMarty spoke of how his basestealing "is a work in progress"

but sMarty thinks he’s fast.

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that's the one thing he's behind Taveras in

Which on any other team would be a BFD, but on the 2009 Havoc™ creating Cincinnati Reds could lead him into a bunch of dumb outs.

by chesirecat on Mar 1, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Bounceback inning...

Harang has replaced Hanigan on the mound; Reds still lead 3-2

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Mar 1, 2009 1:42 PM EST reply actions  

Is he the sherriff on oooh old El Paso?

because it sounds like Rosales chased ’em down before they could take the money and run!

sorry, I’m still in spring training form myself.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Mar 1, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahaahah

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 1:44 PM EST reply actions  

"What goes around, comes around."

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

Alonso leadoff double

Just mimicing his pal A-Rod

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Mar 1, 2009 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

ooo this is rich

“He blamed the media” “He got his just dues”

“Until I close my eyes to go to sleep tonight, there is nothing that can happen to me to make me mad.”

“I have no compassion whatsoever for that man.”

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 1:46 PM EST reply actions  

i hope he never gets another job in baseball again

but i’m sure E$PN will pick him up as an analyst or something. esp. since they’re gonna be bleeding baseball viewers.

by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That fucking shit-bag

will be in a network of positions in prison alright.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 1, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

and gm

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

"in 35 years..."

no one he has lower regard for. “It’s probably a mutual admiration society”

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 1:47 PM EST reply actions  

There's a new Batman Cartoon, "The Brave and the Bold"

Diedrich Bader does the voice of Batman. You know, the neighbor in “Office Space.” Now that I know that, every time I hear Batman talk, I just hear, “Two chicks at the same time, man. That’s what I’d do.”

by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 1:47 PM EST reply actions  

neighbor in office space?

That dude’s Oswald and always will be

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by chandrathan on Mar 1, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuckin' A, dude.

"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty

by BK on Mar 1, 2009 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

This sMarty rant is an instant classic

Me loves his Bowden obit

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 1:48 PM EST reply actions  

From Clownboy

“The new lean, mean pitching machine, Aaron Haran.”
Promptly followed by a Bret Gardner line drive HR.

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Mar 1, 2009 1:54 PM EST reply actions  

"We did tell you with a wind like today's that there'd be some like that"

IF 1B for Jeter to “Gonzalez- check that, ROSE-ales”

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Mar 1, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

That's two infield hits to Rosales for Jeter

What’s the story? Is Rosales not fielding them cleanly, or are they just hit too far for him to make a throw?

by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

so Jeter can make a run at breaking Pete’s record. He’ll need a bunch of those infield hits to surpass Mr Rose

90 wins in 09!!

by Caleb on Mar 1, 2009 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Brett Gardner

 is kinda of the Yankees’ Chris Dickerson.

It’s the day of the scrappy, hustling, speedy OBP guy.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The big Texy hits into 6-4-3

Alonso says “I’m not just a hitter” and scoops the one-hop relay from BP

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Mar 1, 2009 1:57 PM EST reply actions  

...yeah, he's just a hitter.

I guess Votto just got a good tan in Sarasota.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Mar 1, 2009 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

They look a lot alike from here

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Mar 1, 2009 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

gameday hasn’t shown anything yet

What happened?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 1, 2009 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

votto thrown out stealing, c dick gets a hit, bp scores

i don’t know what just happened on that last play – the outfielder hit keppinger when he was running or the pitcher or something and the pitcher was taken out of the game as a precaution and, well, it’s brantley. you never know what’s happening. three outs, though. i can tell by the commercials.

by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

GD says:

Kepp’s hit deflected off the pitcher.
He left the game with an injured foot/ankle.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 1, 2009 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Brantley thinks C-Dick missed the H&R sign

He can’t imagine Dusty was stealing 3rd with a LH bat and the marginal speed of Jo-eh

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Mar 1, 2009 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

still doesn't make sense

no reason to hit and run there with a speedy left-handed hitter at the play

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

brantley'd

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by chandrathan on Mar 1, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

5-4 yanks end of inning

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 2:27 PM EST reply actions  

Brantley says, "The wind is blowing straight out"

I’m surprised it’s not blowing “flat-out.”

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 2:28 PM EST reply actions  

well, Weathers is flat-out blowing

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Mar 1, 2009 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Bing!

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Mar 1, 2009 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Brantley thinks NoHo is up there swinging for the fences

how can you tell?

basically it comes down to the fact that hopper doesn’t bunt anymore since teams know that he’s going to bunt…but apparently Hopper is the fool for doing that.

I can’t wait for the TV crew to come back.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 2:32 PM EST reply actions  

nope

but I also doubt he swinging for the fences. Bunts are only effective if the opponent doesn’t know they are coming. And supposedly because Hopper hasn’t bunted yet this Spring, he’s abandoned it completely. He had 4 ABs coming into today.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

or he is holding back

the secret weapon.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

by swing for the fences

does he mean swinging for the outfield?

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

lol.

Rodriguez to Rodriguez to Teixeira to Jeter to Rodriguez. Oh yeah, it’s the 7-5-3-6-5 single play.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Mar 1, 2009 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, p.s.

Have you seen Howl’s Moving Castle? It’s on IFC right now, and I figured it would appeal to the steampunk in you.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Pfffff. Of course I've seen it. (Trivia: Most awkward non-date I've ever been on)

Besides Laputa: Castle in the Sky is far steam-ier.

(Howl has a more Victorian look, but Laputa has better gadgets.)

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Mar 1, 2009 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

i saw that in the theater on dupont

that was a weird night. i only saw it because it was the movie that was starting at the time a date and i went to see “any movie there was.” i didn’t get it.

by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

FLAT OUT SCRAPPY

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:39 PM EST reply actions  

the wind is

blowing up

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:45 PM EST reply actions  

PAINT THE TOWN RED

DRINK!

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:48 PM EST reply actions  

GOOD BYE

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:50 PM EST reply actions  

sorry i'll stop shouting to nobody

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:50 PM EST reply actions  

Go ahead

GameDay is pretty useless.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Gameday's hung up

What’s happening?

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

votto hit a home run

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

rerun

C-Dick homer.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Both Votto and Dickerson?

Or is one of you mistaken?

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

both

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

holy crap

What’s the record for home runs hit in a spring training game?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

didn't you ask that last night?

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

nah

I asked what the record was for home runs given up. Not the same thing!

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

dickerson is up

c dick hit
c dick run
c dick hit and run

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:52 PM EST reply actions  

c-dick hit 2 home runs in one game

c dick on april 6th

8-7 yanks

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:54 PM EST reply actions  

Keppinger apparently earned us a run

when he decoyed the baserunner, then tagged him.

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 2:57 PM EST reply actions  

he is a flat out decoy

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

think cincinnati can use Arthur Rhodes as a decoy?

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

To shield Harang from the post-game spread?

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

which gives me an idea...

someone go to CC’s locker in the Yankees’ complex and give him one of these!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Mar 1, 2009 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Tatum K's End inning

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 2:58 PM EST reply actions  

CoCo pitching

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

ch-ch-changes

barker playing 1B
nix in rf
denovia catching
stubbs in CF (who just miffed a play in center and cost the Reds an out)
Valika at SS

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:01 PM EST reply actions  

Will/can Wilkin catch?

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

is that on purpose?

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

runners on 2nd and third

double for kevin cash. Brantley says the left fielder took a bad route.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

who's the LFer?

Still NoHo?

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Nix

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks

We’re just starting the 6th inning on Gameday.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

hit and an RBI

10-7

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

Pitching and defense

That’s how we’re getting it done!

by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i want Davey Johnson back

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

He's the best manager not in MLB.

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

bobby valentine agrees

but he’s just being humble

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by chandrathan on Mar 1, 2009 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

line drive to right

11-7.

Coco isn’t even SoSo

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:08 PM EST reply actions  

or brantley claims that it trickled out.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if there's folks on RedsZone demanding that Denovia get a starting job

confusing him for Denorfia.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Mar 1, 2009 3:08 PM EST reply actions  

oopsies

I probably should’ve just replied to Justin’s post.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Mar 1, 2009 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Coco's velocity is down today

says sMarty

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

I'm a little late to the party

How bad did Harang look this afternoon? Or, should I say, how bad did he sound since nobody can actually watch the game?

by D-Rock on Mar 1, 2009 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

Gave up hits to all the Yankee stars

It sounded like his fastball was sitting in the mid 80’s. Either he’s not really warmed up, or he wasn’t trying. His second inning was better.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 1, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

or so we hope

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for the info

Didn’t he have a similar first couple of starts last year in spring training? I thought I remembered his command being off and his fastball being not very fast.

by D-Rock on Mar 1, 2009 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Brett Gardner

Pop up to 2B, out at 3B. Did BP drop the ball or what?

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

stubbs up

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:14 PM EST reply actions  

Jukich is pitching

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:19 PM EST reply actions  

on ur pitching mound,

steeling ur soulz

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Mar 1, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Brantley says some of the palm trees are

“blowing up”

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:21 PM EST reply actions  

he must have them confused..

with Reds pitchers

90 wins in 09!!

by Caleb on Mar 1, 2009 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

But not with Leatherpants' cell phone.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

au contraire

old jimbo’s phone might be blowing up on account of people like us calling him just to say “Ha, ha!”

by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW

That Paint the Town Red song is just awful.

Poorly written. Poorly sung. Poorly attached to marketing. Poorly chosen for marketing. And a waste of cash. And annoying. And totally off focus for the target demo.

Just awful.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

the next time the cops come we're gonna run right towards them

how does that not work for marketing baseball?

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

In Over the Rhine?

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds like something

that should be paid for with stimulus money then

90 wins in 09!!

by Caleb on Mar 1, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

National Endowment for the Farts

Paint this marketing campaign dead

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

who's the target demo?

Just wondering…

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Not "early adopters"

Most with significant male influences in their lives.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

This should have been part of the demo discussion

But an “early adopter” is a technophile who has the latest gadget, is the first one in their social circle to try a new product, and is likely to be an “influential”, which is a person who advises their friends on gadgets and products and shows, and influences their friends’ decisions.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

so since my family didn't get a DVD player until 2003

they would not be early adapters?

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

When were you introduced to pastuerized milk and presents on your birthday?

"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 1, 2009 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

my girlfriend

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Your girlfriend is a time?

/three pronged justin in this thread

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

have you ever read slaughterhouse 5?

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

what about monotheism?

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Mar 1, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Unitarianism is whatever I want it to be

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That's early adopters,

not early adapters.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

ssshhhush - jch may hear you

肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !

by Madville on Mar 2, 2009 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

It's a macromarketing term.

And it sounds silly.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Off the top of my head

It would be strictly baseball fans in Cincinnati. So I am assuming a heavy percentage of males, mostly middle and lower class incomes, age range from 18-70.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd guess an average of 1.5 years of college

Beer drinkers, not wine.
Burger eaters, not sushi, or even lean chicken.
Mostly family men and their sons, or younger single guys.
Mildly electronic-interested: lots of PS2 machines, fewer Twitterers.
Mostly mutli-generational Ohioans.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

do Cincinnati women not like baseball?

I think nationwide, over 40% of baseball fans are female these days – about the same as football.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

my girlfriend doesn't

she puts up with it.

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

she's from cincinnati, lakota west grad

goes to school at pitt. We worked the same shitty job over the summer.

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

there are more fans on the coast in general

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant percentage wise

Mariners fans are about 50-50 male and female, and some polls show the Yankees have more female fans than male.

Amanda at RHM was really surprised the first time she listened to a Yankees game and heard we had a female announcer. Suzyn Waldman has been the Yankees announcer longer than I’ve been a baseball fan, so I didn’t even realize it was unusual.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Mariner fans are different culturally in my estimation

due to Asian influences, some lack of outdoor activity due to crap weather, and a larger percentage of single women seeking social identity and trolling for men, and a larger percentage of single mothers using the male-oriented game as a tool to “male”-ize their sons in an easy way, especially to bridge multi-generational male influences that might be otherwise lacking.

But I might be talking a bit too much out of my ass here…not that I’m wrong. :P

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Suzyn was much better as a beat reporter for the FAN

But John Sterling is just unlistenable, so I’m sure some of that rubs off on her. I give the Yanks a big thumbs up for hiring a woman for the broadcast booth, regardless.

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Mar 2, 2009 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I think that aside from familial influences,

single, outspoken women can choose a rooting group to be part of to define, in part, their social identity. This would occur more often in a metropolitan setting with fewer social societal restrictions.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

that's just bizarre

there are more single women in large cities. it’s that simple. it has nothing to do with outspokennes or some attempt at social identity. the ballpark is simply another place to go for happy hour, and people like to be outside.

by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

it has nothing to do with outspokennes or some attempt at social identity.

I believe that single women gravitate to metropolises, and that’s nearly impossible to factor out…if I’m even making sense.


 the ballpark is simply another place to go for happy hour, and people like to be outside.

I find this to be a very metropolitan view. Not many single women go to Reds games to drink with their friends and pick up guys, whereas I believe this to be a common sight at Cubs and Mets games, and to a lesser extent, Dodger games.

And I would say that women may pick a team to root for as a way to identify themselves, not just to join a larger societal group.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I think young people in general gravitate to metropoli

And a lot of sports fans are young women. Title IX means they grew up playing sports.

To be honest, I think a lot of the reason the Yankees fanbase is so female is because of Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez. They are good-looking men, and women like to watch them.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a totally related story.

So, in college I was good friends with a lesbian Yankees fan who was actually very much a misandrist. Her roommate once had a male friend come and hang out in their room and she freaked out.

Hence my utter bewilderment when she told me how much she loved Derek Jeter. He looks exactly like a giant penis. I still don’t get it.

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by andromache on Mar 1, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

I don’t think you’re allowed to be a lesbian if you don’t like baseball. ;-)

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, I just looked up misandry

I never heard that word before. I guess that its a good thing I’ve never had to deal with it

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Mar 1, 2009 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

right - young, educated people

the higher the education level in people, the more city-oriented, the later in life they get married, the fewer the kids, the more liberal, etc. it doesn’t have anything to do with gender.

and good point on title ix.

arod used to be good looking. now he’s kind of gross.

by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, good point on the Title IX

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

The relevant question is how many women in Cincinnati listen to the radio broadcast.

Football gets a polling boost from women who watch one game a week, often with their spouse. I would wager that fewer than 20% of the WLW spring broadcast audience is female.

But I don’t have any numbers in front of me.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

they don't have the attention span for it

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm starting to get a little peaved.

There are plenty of girls with baseball-fan significant others who never get into baseball – like justin’s girlfriend. Lots of my friends got into it as softball players, or because their parents loved the game.

Even when women are into baseball because a boyfriend or husband is – they STILL LIKE BASEBALL. I think that your assumptions are unwarranted.

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by andromache on Mar 1, 2009 3:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

too-shay.

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by andromache on Mar 1, 2009 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

my girlfriend will watch baseball, like she goes to games for fun

but her passion is college basketball, she understands basketball at a level I never will. She wants to be an actuary and love stats, and has can list off the statistical studies of basketball, the way slyde can talk about baseball.

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

my mom actually taught me more about baseball than my dad

my mom grew up at Old Comisky, and Sportsman Park in St. Louis. My dad has umpired amatuer baseball/softball as a second job since before I was born, so during the spring he wasn’t around when baseball was on TV, so I watched a lot of baseball with her as a child. I grew up on the Braves, Cubs, White Sox’s, and Reds, because of TBS and WGN.

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

it was an older woman who got me into baseball

Not my mom, but a friend about my mom’s age. She was a fan since she was a little girl in Pittsburgh…because her aunt was a fan.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

my mother, my two sisters, and i are the baseball fans

no father in the family. grandfather’s influence on my mother. i think the four of us together are responsible for fifty baseball tickets a season.

by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

it was something my mom and grandfather did togeather

he would take them out ot see Bob Gibson pitch. I was happy for him when the White Sox won the World Series.

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

My friend has three daughters

All are baseball fans. Her son isn’t, and neither is her husband. The son prefers football, the husband only likes tennis.

My sister and I are baseball fans, but neither of our parents likes it.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm making massive generalities

And sharing what I assume from a mass-marketing perspective. It may be inaccurate. It is not meant to piss you off, but rather as part of an intellectual discussion, and to more clearly answer questions directly posed to me in this thread.

I am passing no judgments, and mean no insults. If this is too controversial a subject, I’ll stop discussing it…but I think that would be a shame to say.

And I agree that most folks (not just women) get into baseball due to familial influences, which is why I specifically excluded that influence in a previous comment.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Why are single women 'seeking a social identity?

While single men are just enjoying a great game?

The way I see it, you’re using unfounded, and quite frankly, somewhat bizarre stereotypes to try to argue that even though women do make up a significant (though not majority) portion of baseball fans – advertising should not consider them an important part of its audience.

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by andromache on Mar 1, 2009 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I think baseball is trying to appeal to women

There’s no other explanation for the plethora of pink baseball caps and shirts at the MLB store.

And why not? They’re half the potential customer base. If they aren’t watching baseball now, that’s more reason to go after them, not less.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, I was only discussing women

Men, of course, and I’d wager far more often, pick a team to create a more social identity.

I don’t believe I’m unreasonably using stereotypes, but rather sharing my presuppositions based on demographic and psychological influences. You are welcome to disregard my presuppositions. But I ask that you take my comments in the spirit they are intended: a clinical and unemotional evaluation of market forces, not any type of misogyny. Cuz, WOW, do I love me smart women! And smart women who like baseball? That’s flat-out sexy.

As for advertising influences ignoring a minority female demo, I’d actually encourage it. It’s good business – because it’s efficient distribution of marketing resources in this specific context: The most difficult demographic to reach en masse in American advertising is 18-49 year-old males. They are clustered in tiny minority groups in almost every medium except sports broadcasting. The age for this demo is determined by Madison Avenue: a somewhat antiquated, yet still-clung-to pervasive concept says that those younger than 18 cannot make all their own buying/viewing decisions, and those above age 49 have mostly decided on brand loyalties and spending patterns. So to reach this group effectively, I would encourage the marketers to ignore the minority of female listeners, and focus specifically on the tough to reach 18-49 males with beer commercials. I would not have cutesy female announcers on my spots. I would go further to say that crude, male-centric humor would be very effective in this case.

Which is not at all to say that MLB shouldn’t be going after women. They should. And I think they should be heavily going after Asian women…and by that, I mean women and families in Asia. I believe the Reds should be fighting for a portion of the Kyoto TV market.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Do young men watch baseball?

There were a bunch of articles a few years ago, about how young men were forsaking sports for Nintendo and online entertainment. Even the World Series and the Super Bowl weren’t drawing them (compared to older viewers and young women). Has that changed?

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

out of curiosity

have you ever spent any significant time in a major american city? and by significant i mean lived and worked in one for more than a year or so. and by time i mean within the last two decades.

if what you say is really in marketing textbooks, then it’s no wonder capitalism is collapsing.

by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I have spent significant time living and working in

Chicago, Orlando, and Los Angeles, which has been my home since 1996, where I work almost exclusively in mass media marketing and advertising. And what I am saying is not based at all on textbooks, but rather real-world experience.

And I was just offering my off-the-cuff, frank perspective on this issue, which I assumed I was being asked about because of my field, not randomly. And you’re free to ignore me, or discount my opinions.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

it always amazes me

when people say they aren’t racist or sexist and then go spewing out racist or sexist ideas.

by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry that I had this conversation.

I’ve learned my lesson.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

this is really hard to back up from either side

he could find a bunch of women who are looking for identity.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe some men too.

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by andromache on Mar 1, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

i should have said that

i mean some men pretend to like sports so they can be “one of the guys”.

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

it feels good to say it

doesn’t it?

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

and some men pretend to like sports to help them feel closer to their beloved numbers

"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty

by BK on Mar 1, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

the numbers never ask you to prom

just to get a free dinner and then hang out with their friends in the bathroom.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

want to talk about it big guy?

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

those blogs all suck :-)

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by chandrathan on Mar 1, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

holy cow petey

i can’t believe this conversation went on…

reading your comments i can’t see anything you said that was overly objectionable.

(i only skimmed a lot of it so if there is a really bad thing he said someone can enlighten me.)

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by chandrathan on Mar 1, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

that's because you live in a fucking makebelieve world where theres no such thing as sexism or racistm

and you are a fucking guy who’s never experienced sexism.

and the fact is you can’t even bother to read everything before you make your uninformed comment.

i quit this site.

bye. i’m sure none of you will miss me but you’ll all say derogatory things like you always do.

by Daedalus on Mar 2, 2009 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I would miss you

Don’t leave.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 2, 2009 6:53 AM EST up reply actions  

she'll be back within the week

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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

perhaps

is it safe to talk about baseball now? on this, a baseball site?

"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty

by BK on Mar 2, 2009 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

what's that?

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by chandrathan on Mar 2, 2009 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Don't. There is strength in association without always agreeing.

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Mar 2, 2009 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe they have a lower sMarty tolerance

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by "Red" Moskau on Mar 2, 2009 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

El Nino Destructor singles to load the bases

Roar.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:36 PM EST reply actions  

he does eath children for breakfest

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

/justin'ed

breakfest = a study break during which you watch Beerfest.

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

god i hate brantley's play by play

What inning is it, anyway? Even if he were fully capable of describing a game as it happens, it’s difficult not to zone out when his monotone cowboy voice drones on and on about things that are often wrong or things that are just stupid. I swear, I’ve never had to try so hard to figure out what the heck is going on in a baseball game. I mean, I was actually trying to listen to Francisco’s at bat and all, but I simply could not pay attention.

by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 3:36 PM EST reply actions  

i actually enjoy his voice

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The ole' Lefthander would mispronounce

and sometimes confuse LF and RF, but he always made sure he’d circle back and make sure you knew what was going on. In Brantley’s defense, most play-by-play teams take the job very casually in early spring training games.

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Mar 2, 2009 9:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Clownboy really has no defense...he's not very interestig, doesn't call the game dynamically and has slowly become sMartyanized

Perhaps a a flatbed truck loaded with cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek convention. One can only dream and hope.

by Madville on Mar 2, 2009 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Bottom 7th, 11-8 Yankees lead

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by PeteyHendrix on Mar 1, 2009 3:36 PM EST reply actions  

which pitcher

gave it up?

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks

Christian Garcia is probably hoping to be promoted to AA this year.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

craig tatum hit a grand slam

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:37 PM EST reply actions  

12-11 cincinnati

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 3:37 PM EST reply actions  

a triple....

get an insurance run!!!

90 wins in 09!!

by Caleb on Mar 1, 2009 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

Uhh, 19 runs scored since I've been gone?

And we’re winning! Yes!

"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty

by BK on Mar 1, 2009 3:59 PM EST reply actions  

We were winning 3-2 when I left

"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty

by BK on Mar 1, 2009 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah we have brendan

we don’t need you. Slyde has been in and out too

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

screw you

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by BK on Mar 1, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

i love you BK

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Jordan Smith

on to get the save with a 13-11 save

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

brantley's non-sequators don't always make sense.

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

well in his defense

i do butcher the english language

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

this one belongs to the Reds

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by justin007000 on Mar 1, 2009 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

yay!

doesn’t matter if it’s meaningless. those are still great words to hear!

by Daedalus on Mar 1, 2009 4:12 PM EST reply actions  

Meanwhile, in the game on TV here

The Mets slaughter the Astros, 13-1.

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by BubbaFan on Mar 1, 2009 4:17 PM EST reply actions  

uh-oh

Stubbs ohfer two w/ 2 Ks

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by gejoe on Mar 1, 2009 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

yeah

he’s gonna do that. I don’t care about Ks from a lead-off hitter though. Not that I care about Ks in general anyway.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

no

I just don’t particularly care for potassium, that’s all.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Mar 1, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Is the backwards K worse than the swinging K?

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Mar 2, 2009 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

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