REMINDER: Mark Your Calendars: RR 2009 Team Previews
[Note by Slyde, 03/04/09 6:04 PM EST ] I'm bumping this back up here as a reminder that these start next week!
It's about that time, Red Reporters. Spring training is just around the corner, so it's about time to start writing the team previews for each NL team. We've already got the teams assigned, so I just picked 3 weeks in March to assign the each division, and picked the teams at random. Here's the schedule:
Monday, March 9: Houston Astros (Charlie Scrabbles)
Tuesday, March 10: Chicago Cubs (obc)
Wednesday, March 11: Milwaukee Brewers (ken)
Thursday, March 12: Pittsburgh Pirates (Gray)
Friday, March 13: St. Louis Cardinals (crolfer)
Monday, March 16: Florida Marlins (Cy Schourek)
Tuesday, March 17: Atlanta Braves (CamIam)
Wednesday, March 18: Washington Nationals (Brendanukkah)
Thursday, March 19: New York Mets (chesirecat)
Friday, March 20: Philadelphia Phillies (teb7)
Monday, March 23: Colorado Rockies (justin007000)
Tuesday, March 24: San Francisco Giants (Snake the Jake)
Wednesday, March 25: Arizona Diamondbacks (Lakeman)
Thursday, March 26: San Diego Padres (cesarhernandez)
Friday, March 27: Los Angeles Dodgers (Red Menace)
This is by no means set in stone, so if the day is a bad day for you, feel free to switch with someone else. Also, if for some reason, you don't feel up to writing it, give us at least a week or so notice so we can find someone else to write yours. I figure people will have things come up, so that's why I'm setting the schedule a month in advance to give everyone time to write their preview and take care of the ones that people aren't able to write.
Now you may be asking, "what should be in my preview?" Once again, we're looking for the answers to at least the following questions:
- What is the team's overall outlook for the 2009 season?
- Who are the key losses/additions to the team?
- What pitchers/hitters do the Reds not want to see?
- Who are the pitchers/hitters the Reds are looking forward to facing?
- Any rookies/prospects of interest we can expect to see this season?
- Any history of note between the two teams?
- Any former Reds?
- Any Bill Hall All Stars or Tomo Ohka All Stars?
If you're not familiar with Bill Hall All Stars and Tomo Ohka All Stars, check them out on the wiki. The way you write it is pretty much up to you, as long as it answers the questions above and is easy to read. You don't have to scrutinize every little detail of the organizations, just the stuff that would matter to a casual fan of the team or a Reds fan sizing up their opponent. If you want to set those questions up and knock them down one by one, that's perfectly fine, or if you want to write it in longer paragraphs, that works too. As long as it isn't one long sentence with no punctuation.
If you need tips on how to write it, feel free to ask in this thread, or refer a few of the ones posted before the 2007 season. Here are links to ones by Daedalus, ken, teb7, and ken again. Something like that would be great, but if you have a creative idea about how you want to do your preview, go ahead and try it.
Another thing that may be helpful is to utilize the drafts feature of FanPosts, that way you can work on it throughout the month and keep it stored on here. Just a suggestion. Happy writing!
(Oh, and the final suggestion: Justin. Spellcheck. Use it.)
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March 18
Hoo boy. The day after St. Patrick’s Day, which I shall be spending at a motherfucking Pogues show.
Okay… I can do this. Rally!
also my birthday
i expect a present
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by chandrathan on Feb 4, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
um
He’s getting you a Washington Nationals preview. Isn’t that enough?
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
you'd think
but no
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by chandrathan on Feb 4, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
Are you kidding?
The “Any former Reds?” segment alone is going to be a novella.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 4, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
i do accept presents in the form of cash
and/or buffett t-shirts
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by chandrathan on Feb 4, 2009 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
What about
if we got a used napkin from Bufett’s visit to Cheesecake Factory, and had him sign it and write “Dear ‘than, fins to the left, fins to the right and you’re the only bait in town” on it?
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 4, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
that's kind of specific
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
plus fins is my least favorite buffett song
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by chandrathan on Feb 4, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
does it matter?
you’d have Buffett’s DNA!
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 4, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
Fins is a great song
Its nowhere near the worst Buffett song. That could be a SIS! Worst Buffett song and why!
i dont care how hungry ive been i can always throw down applesauce
the worst buffett song
is still better than everything else
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by chandrathan on Feb 4, 2009 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
I don't like to use my veto powers often
Don’t test me.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 4, 2009 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
you should have been a banker
You could’ve gotten a private Jimmy Buffett concert in the Bahamas.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
obc is a banker...
maybe he can get the concert and invite us all
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by chandrathan on Feb 5, 2009 8:47 AM EST up reply actions
(brushes shoulder)
I dont go to the lowly Bahamas for banker concerts. I refuse to budge an inch unless its Antigua, Aruba, Trindidad & Tobago, or Dominica. Hmmmph!
Buffett tix go on sale Saturday am here in Cincy. They usually sell out in less than an hour. I dont know anyone (with kids) who’s got the cash flow for a $125 ducat in this economic environment.
i dont care how hungry ive been i can always throw down applesauce
there might be lawn seats available at the hour mark
but the pavilion is either already sold out or will sell out within five minutes.
I’ll wait until the day of to get the tickets….
125 isn’t bad considering it’s the same price as three years ago. I mean it’s still a ridiculous price, but at least it hasn’t gone up.
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by chandrathan on Feb 5, 2009 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
You mean Yawn seats
I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.
by Madville on Feb 5, 2009 10:33 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
agree wholeheartedly
But there’s a whole lotta mischief going on in the lawn at JB concerts.
This will surprise no one but I gotta hook my boy tHan up with the secret knowledge. All ya gotta say to anyone in the lawn or near the beer vendors is “Gimme a kiss…..for Jimmy!” and it is so. Displaying a sheepish, schoolboy grin also helps, my dear friend tHanny. I say this to get to the next point. After you feel comfortable executing this strategy you can take it to the next level and gently coerce girls to smooch each other.
You’re a young man. Enjoy the show. : )
i dont care how hungry ive been i can always throw down applesauce
Thanks for the secret knowledge
I’m sure Chan will enjoy playing.
I know the lawn is cool, but only if you don’t really wanna see the concert.
All the Lawn Stuff can be found tailgating
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by chandrathan on Feb 5, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
EEUUUWWWAAA
You want ’than to give you a kiss…
If that grooves you…well it takes all kinds. i could introduce you to my friend Cal, the Designer
I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.
rec'd
any seat at a Buffett show is a Yawn seat.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 5, 2009 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
clearly you've never been
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by chandrathan on Feb 5, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
clearly
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 5, 2009 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
the seats aren't used
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by chandrathan on Feb 5, 2009 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
i agree
the Newport here in Columbus is one of my favorite venues. it should be condemned, but all the best concerts ive ever been to have been there.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 5, 2009 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Where's the Newport?
Last show I participated in at Columbus was at the Agora Theatre….
Only Buffet concert I went to was years ago at Coney…just not my thing…acoustic droning and songs about food while the fans dressed up like chickens and everyone got beyond stupid drunk -I became extremely unnerved and had to immediately leave before my long repressed reptilian urges took over and well …but then I can’t image Charlie (e.g.) at a Captain Beefheart concert having much fun either.
I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.
the Newport
is on High Street, across from OSU.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 5, 2009 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
Was IT the old Agora?
Same location
I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.
yes
yes it was. that was before i was born though.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 5, 2009 5:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love
Captain Beefheart. Always have loved Don Van Vleit from the very first not I ever heard (“Zig Zag Wanderer” IIRC). If you saw him live, I am jealous. The closest I ever got was Mike Watt covering “Hot Head” (which I talked to him about after the show and we were both giddy about the good Captain).
I saw Beefheart and his magic band
several times at the Filmore West, once at the Orpheum Theater in Madison and once at the Agora where he took off his shoe and discussed the quality of fine footwear with the audience – I had a serious man crush on Wing-ed Eel Fingerling.
Lick My Decals Off, Baby is maybe my fav album and who can forget ZootHorn Rollo and Rocket Morten…thems was the days.
I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.
Correct on both accounts
I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.
by Madville on Feb 6, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Seeing The Hives at the Newport the day before the Ohio Primary last year was the most fun I’ve ever had at a show.
Scotland in January... A brilliant choice
it was the Flaming Lips
on April 29, 2003 for me. that Yoshimi tour was bonkers.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 8, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Do you know you have the most gayestful face in the World?
I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.
My dad saw them in Asheville on that tour
Damn 18 and over rules precluded my attendance. Quite simply, they rock.
Scotland in January... A brilliant choice
I have a misprinted cap from the '97 Buffet tour
It’s all yours.
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
Why'd he keep it 12 years?
jch is in the buffett closet. come out, bro
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
I went for the experience
Which was totally worth it. I never said I don’t like Buffet, I just don’t know that I’d get a tattoo that showcased my love for Margaritaville. I’m way too cool for such things.
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
how bout 2 tattos there calvin and hobbes?
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by chandrathan on Feb 9, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
what's next?
*Mr Red
*Mr Redlegs
*Rosie Red
*Gapper
*The Red Reporter Icon
*a 1-8 scale of Ryan Seacrest
*a back tat of Mads doing three lines and dropping a dose?
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
Hey Hey Hey - I don't cotton to Coke
Coke is a gateway drug to Braindeadedness.
I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.
I'll head out to the free store with an RR donation in your name
In honor of his Dietyness Pharaoh Chandrathan I give these 3 cans of beets.
Perhaps a a flatbed truck loaded with cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek convention. One can only dream and hope.
Happy Pre - Birthday 'tHan
I’ll head out to the free store with an RR donation in your name
In honor of his Dietyness Pharaoh Chandrathan I give these 3 cans of beets.
Perhaps a a flatbed truck loaded with cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek convention. One can only dream and hope.
Perhaps a a flatbed truck loaded with cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek convention. One can only dream and hope.
You could always get it done beforehand :)
Naaaaaahhhhhh…..
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
hey
i use firefox, so now it is spell checked, sometimes i just spell different words than i intended.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
Dayyyyyyyum
I’m on deck eh? It’s gonna be hard to follow Chuck. I’m sure he’s going to get at least a metaphorical extra base hit. I’m just gonna look to tap a grounder and advance the runner.
(I definitely dont want anyone to copy my format, i was hoping to be in the 9 hole)
i dont care how hungry ive been i can always throw down applesauce
thanks for playing me leadoff, skip!
thanks a whole fucking lot…
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 4, 2009 5:00 PM EST reply actions
Just be sure to either get on base
or sleep with Dusty’s daughter.
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck
how about i just make it to second base with Dusty's daughter?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 4, 2009 6:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
Just be sure to use a condom so you don’t “clog up her bases.”
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck
hmmm, I recognized 8 names on the Marlins' 40-man
so I think my goal will just be to know more than any of you and bullshit the rest.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
says the football coach who's forced to teach Health class
by Red Menace on Feb 4, 2009 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
says the person asked to name
a city in southern France located on the Mediterranean coast, between Marseille, France, and Genoa, Italy, with 1,197,751 inhabitants in the 2007 estimate.
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by chandrathan on Feb 4, 2009 6:46 PM EST reply actions
reply'd
says the dumbass
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by chandrathan on Feb 4, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks for the advanced notice
With a little bit of hard work everyday, I should approach near Fay quality writing and analysis.
i think you have surpassed Fay
by correctly spelling “analysis”.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 5, 2009 6:47 AM EST up reply actions
And
actually understanding the word and its proper usage (is usage really a word?)
I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.
Sure is, in Price Hill
but it’s usually pronounced with a long U and the S sounds like a Z. As in “You girls look young to me, but I heard you fucked Tony for a quarter bag of the kill, and he didn’t care what usage was. So, what the fuck.”
by Pops Daniels on Feb 5, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Usage you waz goin to da storr!?!
I’ve heard this one locally.
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck
Yeah. It must really hurt to spell things that badly over time.
And be mocked on the interwebs by chuckleheads like us.
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck
Crap, another assignment.
I’ve already started working on the theoretical model. We’ll see how close I come to explaining the utter failure of the Pirates…
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
crrrrrrrap
havent even thought about beginning the cubs one yet and its less than a week out.
pissah!
"Hey! Look at the kid in the sombrero!"
It's on my work calendar...
along with at least a million other deadlines. This is a project that I’m actually looking forward to doing though.
Hey, can I do a AL Central preview?
And then, I dunno… BubbaFan can do a AL East preview?
And then, I dunno… Man Mountain can do a AL West preview?
No? And… no? Well, can I still do the AL Central? (I’ll post it March 28th.)
"If you have a van or a car and it gets dark you turn on your lights that are called headlights but that's a funny name because vans and cars don't have heads. And real heads don't have lights."
Can Someone take the Braves?
I am not going to have time to do it I am going to be out of town all week for training. Thanks!
Any takers?
I’ll take it for now, if anybody else has any interest in the Braves, say so and you can have it.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 9, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
No worries, man
At least you gave us a week in advance. While we’re on the subject, anyone else unable to do their preview? Speak up now.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Mar 10, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe we should post this somewhere more conspicuous
because i dont know if people are scrolling down far enough to catch this conversation anymore.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 12, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions

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