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REMINDER: Mark Your Calendars: RR 2009 Team Previews

[Note by Slyde, 03/04/09 6:04 PM EST ] I'm bumping this back up here as a reminder that these start next week!

It's about that time, Red Reporters.  Spring training is just around the corner, so it's about time to start writing the team previews for each NL team.  We've already got the teams assigned, so I just picked 3 weeks in March to assign the each division, and picked the teams at random.  Here's the schedule:

Monday, March 9: Houston Astros (Charlie Scrabbles)
Tuesday, March 10: Chicago Cubs (obc)
Wednesday, March 11: Milwaukee Brewers (ken)
Thursday, March 12: Pittsburgh Pirates (Gray)
Friday, March 13: St. Louis Cardinals (crolfer)

Monday, March 16: Florida Marlins (Cy Schourek)
Tuesday, March 17: Atlanta Braves (CamIam)
Wednesday, March 18: Washington Nationals (Brendanukkah)
Thursday, March 19: New York Mets (chesirecat)
Friday, March 20: Philadelphia Phillies (teb7)

Monday, March 23: Colorado Rockies (justin007000)
Tuesday, March 24: San Francisco Giants (Snake the Jake)
Wednesday, March 25: Arizona Diamondbacks (Lakeman)
Thursday, March 26: San Diego Padres (cesarhernandez)
Friday, March 27: Los Angeles Dodgers (Red Menace)

This is by no means set in stone, so if the day is a bad day for you, feel free to switch with someone else.  Also, if for some reason, you don't feel up to writing it, give us at least a week or so notice so we can find someone else to write yours.  I figure people will have things come up, so that's why I'm setting the schedule a month in advance to give everyone time to write their preview and take care of the ones that people aren't able to write. 

Now you may be asking, "what should be in my preview?"  Once again, we're looking for the answers to at least the following questions:

  • What is the team's overall outlook for the 2009 season?
  • Who are the key losses/additions to the team?
  • What pitchers/hitters do the Reds not want to see?
  • Who are the pitchers/hitters the Reds are looking forward to facing?
  • Any rookies/prospects of interest we can expect to see this season?
  • Any history of note between the two teams?
  • Any former Reds?
  • Any Bill Hall All Stars or Tomo Ohka All Stars?

If you're not familiar with Bill Hall All Stars and Tomo Ohka All Stars, check them out on the wiki.  The way you write it is pretty much up to you, as long as it answers the questions above and is easy to read.  You don't have to scrutinize every little detail of the organizations, just the stuff that would matter to a casual fan of the team or a Reds fan sizing up their opponent.  If you want to set those questions up and knock them down one by one, that's perfectly fine, or if you want to write it in longer paragraphs, that works too.  As long as it isn't one long sentence with no punctuation.

If you need tips on how to write it, feel free to ask in this thread, or refer a few of the ones posted before the 2007 season.  Here are links to ones by Daedalus, ken, teb7, and ken again.  Something like that would be great, but if you have a creative idea about how you want to do your preview, go ahead and try it. 

Another thing that may be helpful is to utilize the drafts feature of FanPosts, that way you can work on it throughout the month and keep it stored on here.  Just a suggestion.  Happy writing!

(Oh, and the final suggestion: Justin. Spellcheck. Use it.)

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March 18

Hoo boy. The day after St. Patrick’s Day, which I shall be spending at a motherfucking Pogues show.

Okay… I can do this. Rally!

by Brendanukkah on Feb 4, 2009 10:59 AM EST reply actions  

also my birthday

i expect a present

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by chandrathan on Feb 4, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

um

He’s getting you a Washington Nationals preview. Isn’t that enough?

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Feb 4, 2009 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

you'd think

but no

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by chandrathan on Feb 4, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you kidding?

The “Any former Reds?” segment alone is going to be a novella.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 4, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

i do accept presents in the form of cash

and/or buffett t-shirts

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by chandrathan on Feb 4, 2009 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

What about

if we got a used napkin from Bufett’s visit to Cheesecake Factory, and had him sign it and write “Dear ‘than, fins to the left, fins to the right and you’re the only bait in town” on it?

"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter

by BK on Feb 4, 2009 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

that's kind of specific

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Feb 4, 2009 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

plus fins is my least favorite buffett song

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by chandrathan on Feb 4, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

does it matter?

you’d have Buffett’s DNA!

"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter

by BK on Feb 4, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Fins is a great song

Its nowhere near the worst Buffett song. That could be a SIS! Worst Buffett song and why!

i dont care how hungry ive been i can always throw down applesauce

by obc2 on Feb 4, 2009 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

the worst buffett song

is still better than everything else

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by chandrathan on Feb 4, 2009 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

ok ok

Best Wham! outfit worn by George Michael in a video. Discuss!

i dont care how hungry ive been i can always throw down applesauce

by obc2 on Feb 4, 2009 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

you should have been a banker

You could’ve gotten a private Jimmy Buffett concert in the Bahamas.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 4, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

obc is a banker...

maybe he can get the concert and invite us all

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by chandrathan on Feb 5, 2009 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

(brushes shoulder)

I dont go to the lowly Bahamas for banker concerts. I refuse to budge an inch unless its Antigua, Aruba, Trindidad & Tobago, or Dominica. Hmmmph!

Buffett tix go on sale Saturday am here in Cincy. They usually sell out in less than an hour. I dont know anyone (with kids) who’s got the cash flow for a $125 ducat in this economic environment.

i dont care how hungry ive been i can always throw down applesauce

by obc2 on Feb 5, 2009 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

there might be lawn seats available at the hour mark

but the pavilion is either already sold out or will sell out within five minutes.

I’ll wait until the day of to get the tickets….

125 isn’t bad considering it’s the same price as three years ago. I mean it’s still a ridiculous price, but at least it hasn’t gone up.

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by chandrathan on Feb 5, 2009 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

You mean Yawn seats

I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.

by Madville on Feb 5, 2009 10:33 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

agree wholeheartedly

But there’s a whole lotta mischief going on in the lawn at JB concerts.

This will surprise no one but I gotta hook my boy tHan up with the secret knowledge. All ya gotta say to anyone in the lawn or near the beer vendors is “Gimme a kiss…..for Jimmy!” and it is so. Displaying a sheepish, schoolboy grin also helps, my dear friend tHanny. I say this to get to the next point. After you feel comfortable executing this strategy you can take it to the next level and gently coerce girls to smooch each other.

You’re a young man. Enjoy the show. : )

i dont care how hungry ive been i can always throw down applesauce

by obc2 on Feb 5, 2009 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for the secret knowledge

I’m sure Chan will enjoy playing.

I know the lawn is cool, but only if you don’t really wanna see the concert.

All the Lawn Stuff can be found tailgating

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by chandrathan on Feb 5, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

EEUUUWWWAAA

You want ’than to give you a kiss…

If that grooves you…well it takes all kinds. i could introduce you to my friend Cal, the Designer

I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.

by Madville on Feb 5, 2009 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

any seat at a Buffett show is a Yawn seat.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 5, 2009 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

clearly you've never been

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by chandrathan on Feb 5, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

clearly

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 5, 2009 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The merits of Jimmy Buffett aside

Any concert worth its salt should not have seats.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 5, 2009 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

the seats aren't used

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by chandrathan on Feb 5, 2009 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i agree

the Newport here in Columbus is one of my favorite venues. it should be condemned, but all the best concerts ive ever been to have been there.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 5, 2009 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's the Newport?

Last show I participated in at Columbus was at the Agora Theatre….

Only Buffet concert I went to was years ago at Coney…just not my thing…acoustic droning and songs about food while the fans dressed up like chickens and everyone got beyond stupid drunk -I became extremely unnerved and had to immediately leave before my long repressed reptilian urges took over and well …but then I can’t image Charlie (e.g.) at a Captain Beefheart concert having much fun either.

I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.

by Madville on Feb 5, 2009 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

the Newport

is on High Street, across from OSU.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 5, 2009 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Was IT the old Agora?

Same location

I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.

by Madville on Feb 5, 2009 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

yes it was. that was before i was born though.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 5, 2009 5:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I love

Captain Beefheart. Always have loved Don Van Vleit from the very first not I ever heard (“Zig Zag Wanderer” IIRC). If you saw him live, I am jealous. The closest I ever got was Mike Watt covering “Hot Head” (which I talked to him about after the show and we were both giddy about the good Captain).

by Pops Daniels on Feb 5, 2009 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw Beefheart and his magic band

several times at the Filmore West, once at the Orpheum Theater in Madison and once at the Agora where he took off his shoe and discussed the quality of fine footwear with the audience – I had a serious man crush on Wing-ed Eel Fingerling.

Lick My Decals Off, Baby is maybe my fav album and who can forget ZootHorn Rollo and Rocket Morten…thems was the days.

I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.

by Madville on Feb 5, 2009 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Correct on both accounts

I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.

by Madville on Feb 6, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I've got that album on vinyl, Mads.b

Good stuff.

Scotland in January... A brilliant choice

by chesirecat on Feb 8, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Seeing The Hives at the Newport the day before the Ohio Primary last year was the most fun I’ve ever had at a show.

Scotland in January... A brilliant choice

by chesirecat on Feb 8, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

it was the Flaming Lips

on April 29, 2003 for me. that Yoshimi tour was bonkers.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 8, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you know you have the most gayestful face in the World?

I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.

by Madville on Feb 8, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

My dad saw them in Asheville on that tour

Damn 18 and over rules precluded my attendance. Quite simply, they rock.

Scotland in January... A brilliant choice

by chesirecat on Feb 8, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a misprinted cap from the '97 Buffet tour

It’s all yours.

"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST

by jch24 on Feb 9, 2009 7:57 AM EST up reply actions  

YES!!!!

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by chandrathan on Feb 9, 2009 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Why'd he keep it 12 years?

jch is in the buffett closet. come out, bro

"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)

by obc2 on Feb 9, 2009 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I went for the experience

Which was totally worth it. I never said I don’t like Buffet, I just don’t know that I’d get a tattoo that showcased my love for Margaritaville. I’m way too cool for such things.

"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST

by jch24 on Feb 9, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

how bout 2 tattos there calvin and hobbes?

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by chandrathan on Feb 9, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

hush, woman

"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST

by jch24 on Feb 9, 2009 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

what's next?

*Mr Red

*Mr Redlegs

*Rosie Red

*Gapper

*The Red Reporter Icon

*a 1-8 scale of Ryan Seacrest

*a back tat of Mads doing three lines and dropping a dose?

"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)

by obc2 on Feb 11, 2009 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey Hey Hey - I don't cotton to Coke

Coke is a gateway drug to Braindeadedness.

I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.

by Madville on Feb 11, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll head out to the free store with an RR donation in your name

In honor of his Dietyness Pharaoh Chandrathan I give these 3 cans of beets.

Perhaps a a flatbed truck loaded with cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek convention. One can only dream and hope.

by Madville on Mar 4, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy Pre - Birthday 'tHan

 I’ll head out to the free store with an RR donation in your name

In honor of his Dietyness Pharaoh Chandrathan I give these 3 cans of beets.

Perhaps a a flatbed truck loaded with cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek convention. One can only dream and hope.

Perhaps a a flatbed truck loaded with cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek convention. One can only dream and hope.

by Madville on Mar 4, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

You could always get it done beforehand :)

Naaaaaahhhhhh…..

"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST

by jch24 on Feb 9, 2009 7:56 AM EST up reply actions  

hey

i use firefox, so now it is spell checked, sometimes i just spell different words than i intended.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 4, 2009 11:06 AM EST reply actions  

Dayyyyyyyum

I’m on deck eh? It’s gonna be hard to follow Chuck. I’m sure he’s going to get at least a metaphorical extra base hit. I’m just gonna look to tap a grounder and advance the runner.

(I definitely dont want anyone to copy my format, i was hoping to be in the 9 hole)

i dont care how hungry ive been i can always throw down applesauce

by obc2 on Feb 4, 2009 12:24 PM EST reply actions  

thanks for playing me leadoff, skip!

thanks a whole fucking lot…

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 4, 2009 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

Just be sure to either get on base

or sleep with Dusty’s daughter.

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 4, 2009 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

Just be sure to use a condom so you don’t “clog up her bases.”

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 4, 2009 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmm, I recognized 8 names on the Marlins' 40-man

so I think my goal will just be to know more than any of you and bullshit the rest.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Feb 4, 2009 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

says the person asked to name

a city in southern France located on the Mediterranean coast, between Marseille, France, and Genoa, Italy, with 1,197,751 inhabitants in the 2007 estimate.

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by chandrathan on Feb 4, 2009 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

reply'd

says the dumbass

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by chandrathan on Feb 4, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks for the advanced notice

With a little bit of hard work everyday, I should approach near Fay quality writing and analysis.

by Snake the Jake on Feb 4, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

i think you have surpassed Fay

by correctly spelling “analysis”.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 5, 2009 6:47 AM EST up reply actions  

And

actually understanding the word and its proper usage (is usage really a word?)

I don't care how hungry obc gets..I can always have a beer on his tab.

by Madville on Feb 5, 2009 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure is, in Price Hill

but it’s usually pronounced with a long U and the S sounds like a Z. As in “You girls look young to me, but I heard you fucked Tony for a quarter bag of the kill, and he didn’t care what usage was. So, what the fuck.”

by Pops Daniels on Feb 5, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Usage you waz goin to da storr!?!

I’ve heard this one locally.

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 5, 2009 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Fay would have spelled it analcyst

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 5, 2009 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds painful...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Feb 7, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. It must really hurt to spell things that badly over time.

And be mocked on the interwebs by chuckleheads like us.

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 7, 2009 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Crap, another assignment.

I’ve already started working on the theoretical model. We’ll see how close I come to explaining the utter failure of the Pirates…

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Feb 5, 2009 6:28 PM EST reply actions  

crrrrrrrap

havent even thought about beginning the cubs one yet and its less than a week out.

pissah!

"Hey! Look at the kid in the sombrero!"

by obc2 on Mar 4, 2009 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

plus

they have obnoxious, and sometimes cute, fans.

"Hey! Look at the kid in the sombrero!"

by obc2 on Mar 6, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It's on my work calendar...

along with at least a million other deadlines. This is a project that I’m actually looking forward to doing though.

by Snake the Jake on Mar 5, 2009 11:22 AM EST reply actions  

Hey, can I do a AL Central preview?

And then, I dunno… BubbaFan can do a AL East preview?

And then, I dunno… Man Mountain can do a AL West preview?

No? And… no? Well, can I still do the AL Central? (I’ll post it March 28th.)

"If you have a van or a car and it gets dark you turn on your lights that are called headlights but that's a funny name because vans and cars don't have heads. And real heads don't have lights."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 5, 2009 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

At Red Reporter

We only care about real baseball.

Seriously though, that’s a good idea.

by teb7 on Mar 6, 2009 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

...for me to poop on!

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Mar 6, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Can Someone take the Braves?

I am not going to have time to do it I am going to be out of town all week for training. Thanks!

by CamIam on Mar 9, 2009 9:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Any takers?

I’ll take it for now, if anybody else has any interest in the Braves, say so and you can have it.

"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty

by BK on Mar 9, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

No worries, man

At least you gave us a week in advance. While we’re on the subject, anyone else unable to do their preview? Speak up now.

"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty

by BK on Mar 10, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe we should post this somewhere more conspicuous

because i dont know if people are scrolling down far enough to catch this conversation anymore.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 12, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

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