Spring Game Thread 3: Phillies at Reds
by Slyde on Feb 27, 2009 12:30 PM EST
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The pitching matchup today is Bronson Arroyo vs. right-hander Andrew Carpenter. Carpenter is a young righty who has had some success in the minors, but probalby isn't quite ready for the big leagues yet.
No home team audio again today, but the Phillies broadcast is supposedly available through MLB audio. If you're not a subscriber, you can follow along on Gameday like the rest of us. Game time is 1:05pm.
And for those that are wondering, Wes Bankston is 25-year old corner infielder/outfielder who spent most of his time in the Rays organization before getting an unimpressive cup of coffee with the A's last July (.203/.238/.305 in 63 plate appearances).
NOTE: from here on out, I'm not going to put up Spring Training game threads until 30 minutes before game time so that other stuff can get some viewing on the front page.
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First!
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
Isn't this Spring Game Thread 3?
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Yep, fixed.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
First Cherry Injury prediction
I’m wagering the first minor injury occurs March 21.
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
I've already sent him a safety razor.
And hired a cabana boy to empty his dishwasher for him.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
If we can beat the Phillies like we beat the Rays
then we are clearly better than the two World Series teams and are true and rightful kings of spring training!
To quote Han Solo..
“Sure hope the old man got that tractor beam knocked out or this is gonna be a real short trip.”
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Say Hey Willy!
.200 OBP
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 12:46 PM EST reply actions
This is a clear situation where Jerry Narron was dead on with his "fuck looking at sample size" approach
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
Seriously...
You bumped down the report on this new kid Aaron Harang. Any chance he’s related to current Red’s starter Adam Harang?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
They're in-laws
via Adam’s wife, Eve…
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 27, 2009 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
Victorino automatic double to lead off the game
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
I'll try to stay active sharing the play-by-play until told otherwise.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Dude, go for it.
A lot of people aren’t able to listen, so any commentary is appreciated.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Feb 27, 2009 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
Baez RBI double high off the wall, Phils lead 1-0.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
wind-blown
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
3-1 count to Ibanez
Hit to CF
Willy catches it
Throw is wild past El Nino Destructor at third, but the runner holds at second.
1 out.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
I think you're behind
If I’m hearing it right, wasn’t Ibanez the one with the RBI double, and Stairs flied out to T-Virus
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Feb 27, 2009 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Yep. I'm caught up now that I'm not rushing and have a lineup in front of me.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
2 outs Dobbs up with runner on second
I missed a quick out somewhere, but you’ll learn to forgive me. My wife is learning.
3-1 to Dobbs. Bronson pitching behind and hittable on a windy day.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
That wasn't Dobbs
It was Andy Phillips!
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
Dobbs walks. Runners first and second, 2 out, Phils lead 1-0.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
El Nino Destructor Roars. The Phillies are scared.
Grounder to 2nd. BP backhands, close play at first….OUT!
Middle of 1st, Phils lead 1-0. Grab a beer.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Andrew Carpenter takes the hill for the Phils.
Willy Mays On-base leads off. 1-1 count.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
1-2 count
Phils announcers like Willy. “He doesn’t hit the ball hard enough to throw him out.”
Full count.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
If anyone needed a definition of "Daming with faint praise"...
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
/Madville'd
(is the apostrophe needed there?)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....
i think you either do the slashie or the apostrophe
not both
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Feb 27, 2009 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
340 down the lines...can he get ahold of one?
3-2 pitch low, walks.
Grab a drink.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Wily Walka?
Whata?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....
Willy boasts a big lead
They are paying attention to him…and not just cuz HE SO SEXY!
Willy runs,
throw is high and late.
Willy tacks another set of gloves to the wall.
2-1 to Hudson
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
HAVOC!!!!!!!!!
WILLY MAYS TAVERAS IS BORN!
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
ThatswhatImtalkinabout.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Jerry walks, runners first and second, no outs
He might be your opening day SS.
Up comes Votto. 1-0 to the Canadian Sensation
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Wow.
Somehow I had overlooked the fact that yes, we’re gonna need a shortstop.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Gonzalez isn't in this for your revolution, and he ain't in it for you, Princess.
He’s in it for the money!
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Carpenter is a nibbler, and he's wild
in bed.
Base hit up the middle
Willy scores, Jerry almost caught rounding second.
Votto RBI
runners first and second, no outs in bottom of first.
Tied 1-1
El Nino blowing in.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
RBeh?
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
That sounds aboooot right.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
im giving Petey a general "atta boy" rec
for emceeing today’s festivities. we cavedwellers surely appreciate it.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 27, 2009 1:27 PM EST reply actions
Roar.
Hariston is distracting Carpenter at second enough to force him to step off.
1-0 to El Nino.
Roar.
Phils are scared, and hiding their children.
2-1. Carpenter scared to throw a fastball.
Liner deep…one hops the wall! RBI Double for El Nino!
Roar!
Reds lead 2-1 None out.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Loved the leadup to this
And legitimately got chills with the payoff. Your narration is positively Verka-esque.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
JUAN GONE!
almost.
"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09
by RedinWrigleyville on Feb 27, 2009 1:27 PM EST reply actions
Runners 2nd and 3rd.
Gomes at the plate, infield playing back.
1-2 count
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Now they say the count is 1-2.
Lots of rust in the broadcast team.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Another one hop off the wall!
Gomes 2 RBI double!
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Phils announcers refer to Gomes as a tough guy and loose cannon.
Reds lead 4-1, none out bottom of 1.
Dick is up. heheheheh
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Gomes leads at second
0-2 to Dick.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Great AB for Dick
He works a walk.
1st and 2nd, none out bottom 1st.
Reds lead 4-1
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
I think they're going to the pen!
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Bastardo, I believe
Seriously.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Feb 27, 2009 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
http://philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=455374
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Feb 27, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Bastardo from Hato Mayor!
This is the perfect ballplayer!
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Wow
If my name was Bastardo, I’d think I’d change it.
Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle
The way my 3-year old behaves
When he’s older he be shocked to learn that his real name isn’t Bastardo
Obligatory
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....
No, he was with the ML club and led off 35 times
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on Feb 27, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fine, I'll say it
The Reds are the best team ever
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
You're still confused by the link to Harang's perfect game.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Kep faces the Bastard
Who is trembling at the site of El Nino Detructor in uniform.
1-0 to Kep
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
You should see him out of uniform!
(I’ve been watching a lot of MASH lately)
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
ANDRO-M*A*S*H!
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Feb 27, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Suicide squeezes are painless
They bring on lead changes
And when the pitch comes
You can take or leave it if you try.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 1:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fly ball to LF dances in the wind
LF circles, 1 out, 2 on.
Overpaid veteran catcher steps to the plate.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
I guess not Everyone loves Ramon
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 27, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
/snicker
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 27, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Ramon Hernandez doesn't use the ample wind
Deep to RF, out. Runners stay
2 on, 2 out bottom 1st, Reds lead 4-1.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
No he is out of the game
Some Bastard is pitching now.
Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle
I think he's in the shower.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Not in there anymore
Faced 6 batters, got none of them out, it’s Bastard time
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Feb 27, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
We'll see how long I can do this without getting caught at work
giggle giggle
Bastard faces Wes Bankston, whom the government is discussing bailing out if he doesn’t make the club.
3-1 to Wes…he works a walk
We’ve batted around!
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Bases loaded?
Willy, time for a bunt to the pitcher and put this inning to an end.
Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle
I prefer to think of him as Wankston
And then giggle uncontrollably.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
bases loaded for Willy Mays Havoc.
Chopper to third FC force out.
Reds leave em loaded. End 1st, Reds lead 4-1.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Geesh.
I know it’s ST but take a few pitches and make this Bastard throw you a strike.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Ooh, even better
I saw the Cribs in concert awhile back and thought that their sound was ok, but really lacked any sort of oomph. It wasn’t quite like the Replacements. Then they immediately launched into a cover of “Bastards of Young,” and it was their best song of the night.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Been thinking about 'em..
..ever since this thread. I went down to the basement on Sunday to dig through my old CDs. Here’s what I found:
Let it Be: empty case
Pleased to Meet Me: Cd all scratched up and FUBAR
Tim: MIA
Don’t Tell a Soul: contained this CD
All Shook Down: intact and functioning! But… meh.
So now I’m left rockin’ my least favorite of their albums.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Sometimes I'll spin "Here Comes a Regular" and think of this place
“Am I the only one here today?”
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Ha! Exactly.
and.. “How do you say good night to an answering machine?”
and.. “How do you say good night to an answering machine?”I’m still pimpin’ “Usatisfied” as an unofficial Reds’ fan drankin’ song.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Is arroyo still pitching>
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Feb 27, 2009 1:47 PM EST reply actions
1-2-3 inning for Bronson
Middle 2nd Reds lead 4-1.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Bastard back on the hill
Cherry up
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
That sounds like some cricket PBP.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Truth!
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
IT'S CHERRY HUDSON JUNIOR WITH A BASEBALL BAT!
2-2 pitch a swinging strikeout.
1 down.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Votto up, flinches at Bastard's breaking ball.
Damn LOOGY.
lefties hit .182 against him in ’08.
Votto works the count full
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Is there ANY scenario where someone other than Ede starts at third this year?
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Feb 27, 2009 1:54 PM EST reply actions
If El Nino Destructor eats him.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 1:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'd love to see him bat .600 for March and at least get the EEtoLF question raised.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd
It’s gonna’ take a looooooonnngggg time for this bit to get old
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 27, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Eh Home RUN!
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Feb 27, 2009 1:55 PM EST reply actions
Votto hits it deep...
toward the corner opposite field…curving toward the pole….
GONE!
HR VOTTO!
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Strong.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
That's it
Canada’s winning the WBC, and we are winning the NL Central. Votto’s just too good.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
El Nino Destructor steps in
“This guy swings hard!”
Chavez backhands a ball..Juan out.
2 down. Reds lead 5-1.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
I have to break after this half-inning.
Work.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Maloney on for the good guys
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
Full count to Donald
5-1 Reds lead
hard hit ball down the line
could be gone
just foul
hits a palm tree so hard it bounds back onto the field.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Why is this bankston jerk getting playing time?
My life is full of ironies and metaphors- Paula Abdul
by The Crushinator on Feb 27, 2009 2:05 PM EST reply actions
You mean Wankston, right?
/snicker
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Feb 27, 2009 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Donald walks.
Maloney misses the pickoff.
Ibanez at the plate.
Matt’s breaking ball is flat today.
Swung on… deep…foul
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Up and in, back-to-back walks
2 on.
Must be a softball game, cuz Matt Stairs rolls up to the plate.
He eats the batting doughnut.
lefty v lefty
Fastball in misses, 1-0.
Deep drive to RF
warning track
CAUGHT
thanks, howling wind in from right
Donald advances to third.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Dobbs loops a single into center
5-2 Reds as Phillies score.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
1-1 as Matt's breaking ball finally finds the zone
1-2 on a fisted foul
/snicker
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
lemme know when you're leaving petey i can take over
i dont like my job anyways.
"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09
by RedinWrigleyville on Feb 27, 2009 2:12 PM EST reply actions
fastball misses high, 2-1
2-2 on a foul back
Phils announcers are eating Dippin Dots. Queers.
Matt strikes him out and calls him names.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Thanks, Red.
I am back in for a while, but feel free to correct my plethora of errors.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Middle 3rd, Reds lead 5-2.
Dickerson due to lead-off. I hope Dusty is paying attention.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
J.C. Romero takes the hill for the Phils
due to PED suspension, he’ll miss the first 50 games. Plus he’ll pitch for Puerto Rico in the WBC, testicles permitting.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
isn't J.C. the one who claims he's a victim of circumstance who wasn't trying to cheat
and went out of his way to follow the rules?
2-1 count
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Sounds like something he'd say.
Along with, “Forgive them for they know not what they do.”
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Technically, he didn't follow the rules
He upset the established order of things and came to rewrite his Father’s rules.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
And that, boys and girls, is why we can enjoy shrimp cocktails and not go to hell.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Well...
Between 1.5-2.1 billion of us anyway.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, don't remember the full story
but he bought it at a GNC/Vitamin Shoppe and showed it to the strength coach. He either had his hearing or found out about the suspension during the WS, but it wasn’t public until the winter.
Swinging strike, 2-2 count to Dick
Breaking ball low, second full count for Dick this game. The kid knows how to work a the count.
Walks again. Someone nudge Dusty.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Keppinger steps in with C-Dick-Run at first
None out.
Kep can handle the bat. He led MLB in 2008 by striking out once only every 21 ABs.
That’s my commentary. The Phils broadcasters are discussing Dippin Dots still. Weak.
Dickerson runs, pickoff play goes to first, Dick keeps running
1Bman throws to second…OUT stealing. 1-3-6 in your scorebook.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
not havoc
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Feb 27, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
havoc is not without collateral damage
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
I think the term for a caught stealing is "covaH"
that’s “Havoc” backwards— unless you’re dyslexic
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 27, 2009 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
except when it´s Bruce
than it´s “JecovaH.”
That´s “Havocej” backwards- especially if you´re dyslexic.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Feb 27, 2009 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
That's 4 baserunners lost
in 21 innings. Nice.
the reds are real good
at unclogging the bases for dusty..
"Turns Out Craig Counsell Was Actually Best Baseball Player Of Steroid Era"
-The Onion 2/13/09
by RedinWrigleyville on Feb 27, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
He
didn’t want to clogg the bases after the walk. This will get him bonus points from Dusty.
by fourrunhomer on Feb 27, 2009 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
1-2 pitch, Chavez bobbles, but pegs Kep at first
2 down. Ramon up.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Romero dealing to Ramon Hernandez
Chooper to third, throws him out.
End 3rd, Reds lead 5-2.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Top 4th. Gorgeous weather, mid 70's in Sarasota with heavy wind in from right.
Ozuna rips one to LF, GONE!
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Reds lead 5-3. That one barely cleared the fence on a line.
Chavez up. 0-1 count.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Maloney gets a foul pop
near the dugout…Votto chases….out of play.
next pitch easy groundout to Kep. 1 down.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
C Lou Marson up.
Phils announcers discussing 23 errors and only 23 DP’s for EdE last year despite “gold glove second baseman”.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
2-2 pitch to Marson
grounder left side
deep in the hole
Jerry backhanded, offbalance throw
Votto lunges to pick the short hop…OUT!
Hang a star by Votto.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
It sounds
like Jerry made a pretty decent play at short as well
by fourrunhomer on Feb 27, 2009 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
High Hopper over El Nino at 3B
weak double…El Nino was playing in to guard against bunt.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Man, I could go for some Dippin Dots
Come to think of it, I’m not sure I’ve ever had them.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
much better than graeter's :-)
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Feb 27, 2009 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Better than Graeter's?
HE’S A WITCH! BURN HIM!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....
Bottom 4th, Reds lead 5-3
Change: Vicotorino out, Jason Ellison in. Terminators beware.
Romero back on the mound. Wankston at bat.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Jesus, Ellison played in 37 games for the Reds
I forgot it was that many. Only 9 hits though, for a gaudy .188 avg.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
3-1 pitch wide, Wes walks. pinch runner?
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Nope
Arroyo’s got pitching duties to handle.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Willy Mays havoc is up
1 on, none out.
BUNT
bounces fair, then back up into Willy. Ump blows call, calls it foul. Lucky break for us.
Wes at first…pickoff throw errant, Wankston to 2nd. E-1
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
0-2 hole for Willy.
If the infield pulls back, watch for a bunt.
High chopper….close play…OUT!
1 down.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Wes at third
Infield plays in
Cherry up
1-0 count
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Bottom 4th.
Runner at third.
Hairston deep fly to CF
to the track
caught
Sac fly scores Wes
Reds lead 6-3
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Hairston now leads Grapefruit league with 7 RBI
or not.
Philcasters are rusty.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Does Harry Kalas go down to do spring training games?
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, he's busy doing the voiceover for the Superbowl DVDs
I don’t hear Sarge Sr. either. Not sure who these guys are.
probly Larry Andersen
one of those crafty lefties from the bullpen. He’s got a VERY deep voice and sounds like he’s had 10 concussions whenever he attempts to do the play-by-play instead of color commentary.
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 27, 2009 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Those concussions are from disgruntled New Englanders
unfairly taking out the Jeff Bagwell trade on him.
Votto at the plate
bases empty 2 out
3-1 count
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Votto adjusts his cup
works a walk.
1 on, 2 out.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Is that why you adjust your cup?
The Philly play-by-play is WAY too detailed if that’s what’s getting passed down the line.
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 27, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
El Nino Destructor stride to the plate
The crowd gasps. He eats the batboy with one bite. The umps run to the dressing room in fear.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Votto gets picked off.
The Phils will live for one more inning.
End 4, Reds lead 6-3.
Roar.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
are you serious
how many damn base running outs is this team going to make?
"How big IS your magic wand?"
oh yeah, it is 5
well, I told the wrong number to the twitter world….just call me the main stream media, distributing misinformation.
"How big IS your magic wand?"
I humbly suggest we add that counter
Right under the “gloves tacked to a wall”.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on Feb 27, 2009 3:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm kind of liking that idea.
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Feb 27, 2009 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
The Reds
are getting lots of bonus points for unclogging the bases
by fourrunhomer on Feb 27, 2009 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Is Billy Hatcher still the first base coach?
Can we hang some of the blame for this on him?
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
It's spring
You learn how to push it to the edge by going a little too far.
par for the course, ‘nukkah. It’ll be OK.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
par for the course indeed
the reds have been bad base runners for a while now
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Feb 27, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Top 5th. Reds lead 6-3 and send to the mound the fearsome and always sexy Darryl Thomspon
to face Ibanez
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
0-1 pitch
groundout to Kep at 2B. 1 down
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Stairs grounds out to Votto
who plays an in-between hop and beats Stairs to the bag, because Stairs is a fatass.
2 down.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Dobbs flies to LF
Gomes has to reach up to snag it, but does.
Middle of the 5th.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
changes for Phils
new 1B Tracy
new 3B Anthony Hewitt
new LF John Mabry, Jr.
new P Ryan Madsen
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
FYI - Magic Man is in the Phils pen
but may not pitch today.
This is Madsen’s spring debut.
El Nino Destructor will make him quiver. He strides to the plate, hungry for flesh.
0-2 count
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Fly ball deep
down LF line
fould
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Is anyone hopeful that we'll be moving to a spring home called GOODYEAR?
We should refer to Sarasota as REBUILDINGYEAR, FLORIDA.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Waituntilnextyear.
"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 27, 2009 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
El Nino swings...2 hopper to first
PFP…out at first.
El Nino will have his revenge. The women hide their children.
Roar.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Looping drive to the corner in LF
headfirst slide by Gomes into second… SAFE!
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Dick is up again.
1 out, runner at second, bottom 5th. Reds lead 6-3.
1-2 count to Dick. Can he work it full again?
Nope. K’s on a change. 2 down.
Kep up, looking for his first hit today.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Top 6th. Reds lead 6-3.
Reds changes:
new RF: Wilkin Castillo
new 3B: Adam Rosales – Children are spared.
new 2b: Luis Bolivar
new LF Darnell McDonald
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Does anyone else want to see Castillo catch?
Everything I’ve read says he’s an above average catcher, but they always seem to play him elsewhere.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Hell yes, let's see him catch!
If Dusty needs to “see” who Willy T. is, when reports tell you everything, then why wouldn’t you at least TRY Castillo behind the plate?
With Ramon heading to the WBC, I assume he’ll get plenty of time behind the dish starting next week.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Jenkins grounds out to the mound. 1 down.
Darryl has retired 4 straight.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Ozuna takes ball 1.
On weekends, he takes more…harharhar.
3-2 pitch is looped to shallow LF, and it drops. Single.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Ryan Hanigan bats for Ramon Hernandez
Darryl Ward on deck. Nekkid.
Hanigan grounds out 6-3.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 3:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"nekkid"
shit man, youre gonna get me fired.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 27, 2009 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
Ward at the plate.
Always hungry.
Norris Hopper on deck.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Nothing says IBB
like Norris Hopper on deck.
by Pops Daniels on Feb 27, 2009 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
2-2 count
24-yr-old prospect on the mound.
non-prospect at the plate. He brought his own napkin
full count
chopper to first…out.
2 down. Hopper strides to the dish. The outfielders start jogging to the dugout.
0-1 called strike
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
1-2 count
The second baseman yawns.
Grounder to deep short, but the throw is low, and Havoc ensues!
Base Hit Hopper!
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
What's the Reds' single-season record for IF singles?
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 27, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
Bottom 6th. 1 on, 2 out.
Janish now up. The outfielders stay in the Phils’ dugout.
The Phils are already out of their announced pitchers. They will have to dip into the travel roster.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
This is going to artificially inflate my comment count.
Bouncer to third, Janish out.
The Phils’ outfielders cackle in the dugout.
End 6th, Reds lead 6-3.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
nuthin' artificial about it
good work Pete.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 27, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Petey's using CED's!
Comment Enhancing Daygames. Good thing our union won’t permit random testing.
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 27, 2009 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't stand up to scrutiny.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Top 7th.
Reds Changes:
C Hanigan
CF Hopper
SS Janish
1B Sean Barker (who will lead off next inning)
LHP Ron Flores (Sidearming lefty/submariner)
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Ellison gets ahead 3-1.
Deep into LF corner again…FOUL
full count
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Looped to LF
and another single falls in front of McDonald.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Hewitt out.
Mabry up. Ellison wreaking havoc.
Tapper foul to left side…
Adam Eaton was released by Phils today. But they kept Gary Majewski. Go figure.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
What happened to Eaton?
Was it all the PetCO effect? I thought he was pretty decent for a while. Am I wrong again?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....
Just went to BBref
Never mind then. He was never anything special. I need a drank.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....
They should trade him to the Rockies
He could have a fan club sitting in the Purple Rows of Cairo.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 27, 2009 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Gut Genug.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
Deep fly to LF
in foul territry he catches it – for once.
2 outs. Andy Tracy up. He has a girl’s name and keeps a journal of his lost loves.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Strikes him out!
leaving 2 on.
It’s time to stretch!
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 3:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Kermit always gets a rec
Just a personal principle I have. Use and abuse it, people!
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 27, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Always!
/Peewee laughs/ Hah-hah!
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 28, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
Bottom 7th
Barker Rosales and Castillo due up.
Escolona still on the hill.
3-1 grounder through the right side, single for Barker.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Grounder to deep short for Rosales
The SS throws it into LF trying to turn 2.
FC E-6.
2 on, none out for Wilkin.
Bunt?
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
How
does the SS throw into LF or do you mean RF?
by fourrunhomer on Feb 27, 2009 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
RF
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
/nuxhall'ed
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
I thought
that maybe we found someone with a more accurate arm than EdE
by fourrunhomer on Feb 27, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
Wow - what a game!
I just dropped in to catch the score and I’ve found a new real life hero – PeteyHendrix
Pete you’ve found your calling – I’m calling Bob at home tonight and we are going to talk about the new 21st century broadcasting style that will soon grip the nation in a PETEY frenzy – WOW just WOW
BTW what’s the score
肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !
In the 21st century, we don't need to broadcast the score
It’s coincidental and irrelevant
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 27, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Infield in for the Phils
1-2 count, no signs of bunting
Philcast is discussing Micah Owings’ 60 high school homers.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Rally Caps!
2-2 count to Wilkin. I assume the infield at DP depth now.
check swing
appeal to first base ump
safe
full count.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
I think Wilkin grounded out and the runners advanced.
now there’s an intentional walk to Darnell McDonald to load the bases for Luis Bolivar.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Intentional walk in Spring Training game #3.
/dustbrain’ed
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
1-1 count to Luis
Luis looks resplendant in his uniform
Hot shot to third, bad hop over the glove,
DOUBLE 2 RBI
Reds lead 8-3
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Infield now in - no kidding.
Hanigan up with a runner at 2nd and 1 out. Reds lead 8-3 in the bottom of the 7th.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
they must think Hanigan will bunt with a 5-run lead late.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
full count
runners actually at 2nd and third.
chopper to 3B, OVER HIS HEAD!
2-run single for Hanigan!
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Reds lead 10-3
Suck it, Phils!
Call to the pen….someone off the travel squad, as Phils are out of announced pitchers.
It’s a rout!
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Dave forkowski on the mound
veteran RHP NRI
Ward at the dish – finishing his spaghetti
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Hopper now at the dish
grounder to Giles…end of inning.
End 7th. Reds lead 10-3.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Top of the 8th. Reds up 10-3 on a windy day in Sarasota.
Chris Walker strikes out on 3 pitches.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
I thought he was a Texas Ranger
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 27, 2009 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
Had to come back to listen to D-Ray pitch
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
Giles up now
2-0 pitch dribbled to Rosales at 3B, easy out.
2 down
Close the book on Escoldonlalkjadshfas;fghhalla.
Valentia at the plate
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
0-1 tapper to Hanigan in front of the plate
OUT
Middle 8th.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
I dunno who pitched that inning for the Reds...MLB.com cut out on me.
And the Philcast didn’t say his name after the first 2 pitches of the inning.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Go Lefty Smurf!
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Borkowski still on the hill for the Phils
Janish at the dish. The outfielders snicker.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
High pop down LF line again....OUT
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
So barker's out, Rosales at the dish
Screaming foul to the right side. Adam is angry.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
sMarty is at PCP playing golf today.
His hair chose to go to the beach.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
1-2 pitch called third strike.
Adam is VERY angry.
2 out, bottom 8th, Reds lead 10-3.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Janish at first
Wilkin at the plate (but never behind it).
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
2-0 pitch fouled back
2-1 down low, count goes 3-1.
Bunt?
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Bouncer to first
Tracy 3 unassisted
End 8th. Reds lead 10-3.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Top 9th: Reds pitcher: Pedro Viola
The Dominican sensation!
Uber up
Ellison on deck
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Viola vs. Ellison
ground out…2 down
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Anthony Hewitt at the plate.
Phils set to start ST 1-3.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Breaking ball hit to LF...again
McDonald runs….dives…CATCHES IT! OUT!
And this one belongs to the Reds!
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Suck it, Phils.
Game over, man! Game over!
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Thanks for listening.
This is your enigmatic West Coast pal, Petey, saying thanks for reading along, and may all your days wreak havoc! Good afternoon, everyone.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
Great job today, Petey
"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty
by BK on Feb 27, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Good job sir
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....
Yes
Thank you for the game. Much better than gametracker
by fourrunhomer on Feb 27, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
You are all very welcome.
A rare respite for me…may not happen again this spring until they have my new office ready on March 16th.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Ooooohhh, I want a new office!
Can I have one with a window this time?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....
If I get a window, it will be my first in over a decade.
I’m honestly hoping that I can just properly place a mirror to allow me to see some daylight reflected out of someone else’s office.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Better hope the office isn't in the basement with your stapler
"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 27, 2009 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
go to hell petey
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Feb 27, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
okay, this made me chuckle audibly
Guffaw, if you will.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....
'Than....
don’t make me fuck you.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cuz I will
and stream it live.
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Or at least increase your comment total further by giving a running play by play on RR
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....
Just do the play by play
*
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
as we all know
i’m holding out for another red reporter
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Feb 27, 2009 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
Let me reiterate:
Today we witnessed a new 21st century broadcasting style that will soon grip the nation in a PETEY frenzy
The secret of his success?
肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !
Aren't they great?
I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 27, 2009 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
jesus christ Mads
do you have some kind of “Grandpa Pants GIS” that only searches pics that are 50 years or older?
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 27, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
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