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Reds top the Rays 7-0 behind pitching and home runs

That's a great way to start the Spring, don't you think?  A quick recap of the action, in case you missed it:

  • Edinson Volquez looked solid, though he threw a few too many pitches for 3 innings of work (49 pitches, 28 strikes).  Still, you can't be upset with 3 IP, 2 H, 1 BB, 3 SO in the first start of the year.
  • Johnny Cueto was much more efficient, throwing just 28 pitches over 3 innings.  He allowed only one base-runner (a 4-pitch walk) but struck out 3 batters as well.
  • Homer Bailey was probably the most impressive pitcher of the day.  He threw just 7 pitches, striking out 2 batters and inducing a groundout to the third hitter in the 7th.
  • Most of the Reds offense came in the 5th inning as the speedsters showed what they can do.  Three straight singles off of Randy Choate loaded the bases for Jerry Hairston Jr.  Hairston launched one over the left-field fence for a grand slam and the Reds were up 4-0.  They tacked another run on when Adam Rosales reached on a two-base error and Darnell McDonald singled him in.
  • Rosales homered in the 9th to add two more runs to the board.  Rosales is a quiet player that could end up sneaking on to the roster if someone like Alex Gonzalez goes on the DL.  I'd keep my eye on him.
  • The base running in today's game was suspect at best.  The Reds had two guys thrown out on the basepaths, including Joey Votto at home plate in the 4th inning.  Havoc was most definitely created.

The story of the day was definitely the pitching as Volquez, Cueto, and Bailey were all impressive.  It's not surprising since it usually takes a week or two for the hitters to start catching up, so I wouldn't put too much weight on what happens in a game like this.  That being said, it's still great to see things go well for all three.

Joe Nuxhall Honorary Star of the Game

This year we'll be naming a star of the game after every game, just like Joe Nuxhall used to do back in the day.  Today's star is Jerry Hairston Jr.  The pitchers were all impressive, but Hairston gets the recognition for reminding us that all of the havoc in the world can't top the speed of a grand slam.

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Just for being conscious during daylight hours. Well done, Papito!

"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)

by obc2 on Feb 25, 2009 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

About the whole Grapefruit League

Do they actually keep records and stuff of how teams do in the pre-season? Is there any little trinket a team gets for winning the league?

by RedsDawn on Feb 25, 2009 4:14 PM EST reply actions  

They keep track of it, but ultimately, I don't think annyone cares

"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty

by BK on Feb 25, 2009 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Jerry West has really let himself go

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Feb 25, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you can check out the stats at Reds.com

and i think www.baseballcube.com may have it

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

It'll be switched when the regular season starts

The other team’s starters will be playing against our scrubs. Pessimism five?

"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty

by BK on Feb 25, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Back at you bro

肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !

by Madville on Feb 25, 2009 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahem......

…..It’s pissimism.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Feb 25, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Regarding the baserunning of Votto - out at home

He’s no speedster and we know Mark Berry’s tremendous decision making capacity

肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !

by Madville on Feb 25, 2009 4:19 PM EST reply actions  

I can't wait until Berry is fired and I can see him selling windmills at Turtle Creek

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Feb 25, 2009 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess he is going to the WBC

but 49 pitches seems a bit high for the first start. I always figured most guys try to throw about 25-40 pitches the first time around.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2009 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah he was strugglin' a lil bit in the 3rd

But I mean, Dusty Baker IS his manager. If that’s the only downside to the day, then the Reds are doing pretty well.

So, time to build on this early success. Run the Grapefruit League table!!!!! Just like the Detroit Lions went undefeated in the preseason last year!

by chesirecat on Feb 25, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the point is that this technically isn't his first time around

he’s been working out longer than the others and is further along in his spring routine. Same with Cueto. Plus, both pitched in the DWL.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Feb 25, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

wouldn't pitching in DWL make a case for less pitches?

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Feb 25, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

not when it comes to trying to stretch a pitcher out

their arms aren’t as “cold” as other pitchers, so they can stand going a little longer in a game. That’s the theory at least.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Feb 25, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

They were talking about wanting to get both of those guys as much time with Hernandez as possible before they go pitch in the WBC.

"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty

by BK on Feb 25, 2009 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

That was a great recap.

I really like the Nuxhall Star of the Game.

Not to be a suck ass, but I think this blog has reached new heights since you have taken the helm – great work.

"I'm standing at the plate thinking, Where are my hands? Where's this, where's that? Before I know it, the pitch is there and I'm completely out of rhythm." -
-- Adam Dunn

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Feb 25, 2009 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

Slyde is used to Ass Sucking

"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)

by obc2 on Feb 25, 2009 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

check the urban dictionary?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Feb 25, 2009 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

why don't you go suck a fuck?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Feb 25, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for fullfilling his Emperorness Sylde's edict:

"Your voice and opinions are encouraged (that’s what being a fan is all about after all), but as in any productive conversation, they should be presented in a manner that is courteous, civil and respectful of the culture that you are entering.’
     His Wholly Emperorness Slyde I

肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !

by Madville on Feb 25, 2009 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

you are such a fuck-ass

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2009 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i was just completely Cy's Donnie Darko quote

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246578/quotes

Somebody going to bring the hammer on his now that he is Yahoo’s minion?

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

whatever dude

it has nothing to do with Yahoo. It just seemed like people were dropping f-bombs for no reason. Look like an ass if you want to. I don’t care.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Feb 25, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

the second part was in jest

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, so was the first.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Feb 25, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

yes you do

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Feb 25, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

and slyde

is anything really necessary? Like I guess respiration is necessary, but we compulsively breath, no matter how hard we try not to.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It sure is difficult to be

1, Sarcastic
2,Tongue in Cheek
3, Indirectly funny
or 4. Obtuse

These days.

肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !

by Madville on Feb 25, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

we should go start our own blog mads

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

There is no other blog in the cyber universe as unique and yet funky as RR

You’ll never catch me at no brothel

Let us revel in the 1st win of the spring, the first of many I project…

肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !

by Madville on Feb 25, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey that's my hood

and my grandfather in the middle with the beer.

by Pops Daniels on Feb 26, 2009 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

you suck ass!

;)

Save the Trolls! http://hetfet.org

by Obi Juan Kenobez on Feb 25, 2009 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

By the way, JNG

I should have said this before the kids got into the candy, but thanks. I’ve been trying to keep things fresh as best I can.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Feb 25, 2009 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

No problem.

I figured my compliment might set off a small shitstorm, but you only live once.

"I'm standing at the plate thinking, Where are my hands? Where's this, where's that? Before I know it, the pitch is there and I'm completely out of rhythm." -
-- Adam Dunn

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Feb 25, 2009 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

and I shouldn't pretend that I'm doing this all on my own

BK, Scrabbles, and ‘nukkah deserve some credit for filling in the gaps. Their help is greatly appreciated. I couldn’t do this if everything had to come from me. I’d be spent.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Feb 25, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

For the record

I’m a Slyde Supporter.

I can pick on him because we’re both from Loveland. But any of you other beetches cut on him….its on!

I agree JNG, the site IS improving. Love the new Main Content.

"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)

by obc2 on Feb 26, 2009 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

don't mess with the 45140!

seriously though, I don’t mind people cutting on me. I’m the youngest of 7 kids, I’ve been picked on a few times in my life. It doesn’t bother me.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Feb 26, 2009 7:54 AM EST up reply actions  

7 kids?!?

Which one of your folks is related to jch?

"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)

by obc2 on Feb 26, 2009 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Youngest of seven kids?

Who needs a hug?

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Feb 26, 2009 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

if you ask my siblings, they do

they think I was spoiled. They’re probably right.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Feb 26, 2009 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Or a noogie.

"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 26, 2009 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Cherry HR makes me wonder...

How does the spring training park compare to real life MLB parks like, say, GABP?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Feb 25, 2009 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

This was a big park

according to the Rays broadcast team. It was their first game there since they were at Al Lang Field before now. If I recall, they said 340 down the lines and 385 in the power alleys— no cheapies. In particular, they mentioned that Longoria’s 1st AB woulda’ been outa’ most places, if not for the wind. If I recall, when the Reds are in Sarasota the wind in Ed Smith Stadium usually helps the hitter, making it play smaller than it really is.

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Feb 25, 2009 6:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So

which speedsters got on ahead of Cherry?

The Gameday link isn’t loading for me, or I’d see for myself…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 25, 2009 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

Speedster 1: Ramon Hernandez
Speedster 2: Jackée (I think he can hit .227)
Speedster 3: Willy Taveras

by Matt McWax on Feb 25, 2009 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

thanks!

Ramon Hernandez? Our catcher is a speedster?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 25, 2009 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Not since little league

So yeah pretty much speedsters and Ramon.

by Matt McWax on Feb 25, 2009 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Lord help us if he makes the team

But we can have some fun with Jackée anyway.

by Brendanukkah on Feb 25, 2009 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Bottom of the Depth Chart

So does Darnell McDonald wonder why teams invite him and then have him compete with 7 or 8 guys for basically a single spot. Eight years in AAA and he has 42 major league at-bats. His respectable .292/.351/.435/.786 with 30 steals didn’t get him a callup in ‘06. There has to be a team that could use him as a fifth or sixth outfielder with some speed and pop. I just don’t think it will be the Reds.

by Matt McWax on Feb 25, 2009 5:16 PM EST reply actions  

Someone check my math

Bailey needed only 7 pitches to get two strikeouts and a groundout… so he threw 7 straight strikes and no balls? Spring training or not, that is a nice sign.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Feb 25, 2009 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

that is true, according to gameday

I was only half listening to the radio, but the inning was so quick that I assumed it was right.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Feb 25, 2009 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

If it functions like it did last year during ST...

it only registers 4 pitches for a walk, 3 pitches for a K or one pitch for a fielding event.

In reality, I think he threw about 8 pitches… still impressive.

by iamwallaman on Feb 25, 2009 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

A little pissimism of my own

…but the problem is usually that Bailey’s strikes are straight and flat. Once the hitters get caught up, I’ll be a little more convinced. But I shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Feb 25, 2009 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 25, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I watched (some of) that movie last night

At one point I thought I was getting interested until i realized I was actively rooting for something awful to happen to every last one of them.

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Feb 26, 2009 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Which movie?

Sex in the City or Seabiscuit?

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Feb 26, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

it was registering more pitchers for other at bats

so, I don’t know. It was sporadic with updates, but I don’t know if that necessarily means it was inaccurate.

"How big IS your magic wand?"

by Slyde on Feb 25, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Woo-Hoo

World Series – here we come!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Feb 25, 2009 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

Great game.

My favorite part was the broadcast of the ninth:

Marty: "…Those of you familiar with the geography of Florida know that Bradenton and Sarasota are practically overlapping suburbs of each other.

Brantley: “Hello, neighbor!”

Marty: “…One city limit ends where the other begins…”

Brantley: “Can I borrow a cup of sugar?”

Marty: “Thank you.”

"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 25, 2009 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

christ...

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2009 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm gonna' disagree with you on this one, justin

That kind of banter was what made Marty and Joe unique, and distinctly Cincinnati. Just like Marty’s frankness, it’s run amok in recent times, but without that kind of stuff you might as well get the national feed (that’s your cue, Thom). I’ll take that over John Sterling’s obnoxious “A-Bomb from A-Rod” crap or Ron Santo’s incessant whining about the Fates and the injustice of being a Cub in this cruel world. OK, so we don’t have Vin Scully’s prose, but we’ve got our own feature. It’s what I try to explain to the Philly locals— and they tell me they used to have it with Harry Kalas and “Whitey” (aka Richie Ashburn).

There’s another thread— Best broadcasters— radio. Or am I showing my age again?

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Feb 26, 2009 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it's an age-specific topic at all

As a part of the younger RR crowd, the list of broadcasters I’ve listened to is probably longer than the list of ballparks I’ve been to.

"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty

by BK on Feb 26, 2009 8:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

For the most part.

Red Reporter seemingly has a Love-Marty-or-Hate-Marty? thread every three or four months and I usually come down pretty clearly on the side of most reasonable and discriminating Reds’ fans.

But Marty was on what might be considered his best behavior yesterday and even though it was clear at times that he had not done much prep work or research for the game (ya know… the first friggin broadcast of the season) he kept his frankness from running amok (that’s a diplomatic way of saying he’s an asshole) and it was nice to hear him back after a few months away from him. I’ve got to give credit where credit is due.

I really like the corn-country exchanges between Marty and Cowboy (when they’re not wallpapering over the game itself). I have fun hearing that kind of stuff. And I think maybe Marty does too.

"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 26, 2009 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Christ Jr. on a microphone

肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !

by Madville on Feb 26, 2009 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

in a little less than 14 hours i will have completed my last final

and will become an Ohio Northern University Alum.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 25, 2009 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

thats assuming you pass, lol

you’re an alum when you get the sheepskin!

walk that walk tall and proud, you BMF!

"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)

by obc2 on Feb 26, 2009 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

well

I have gotten grades back from 2/4 classes i need to graduate and i got an S in weight training and an A for senior research II, and in each of the other two classes i would have had to get less than a 40% on the final to fail. It is impossible for my GPA to drop below a 2.0. The final I am taking tomorrow is for my 8000th history elective, and I could fail the course and still graduate. If I don’t graduate at this point there are some shenanigans going on.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2009 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Because he got an S in weight training

Obviously.

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 26, 2009 2:31 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that wasn't a typo

it is an S/U class s being satisfactory.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2009 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

To leave the Spring open for baseball, of course.

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Feb 26, 2009 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

i can get out a little early

and i can go home a substitute teach. I have accumulated a lot of debt, and if I can stop that even for just 6 months that would be nice. I am planning on going to grad school in the fall, and spending 6 months not as a student would be nice, and none of the history electives offered in the spring excite me. The downside of a small school.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2009 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd kill to spend six months AS a student right now

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Feb 26, 2009 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

i love being a student

but there comes a point where you just want some time off. The next 6 months could be the last extended time off I have for a very very long time. Summers aren’t quite the same in grad school. After that I will hopefully have a job.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2009 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a job once

肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !

by Madville on Feb 26, 2009 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

You're actually an alum

if you attended the school AND they claim you. :P

I laid my bed and I'm going to have to sit on it. - A-Roid the Liar

by PeteyHendrix on Feb 26, 2009 2:30 AM EST up reply actions  

great

so i’m a Miami alum…

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2009 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

You're not actually an alum until they solicit you for a donation to the school

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Feb 26, 2009 8:49 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yep.

I couldn’t agree more.

"Sometimes I listen for Griffey’s infectious laugh or Dunn’s humor and wit. But they’re gone." - Dusty

by BK on Feb 26, 2009 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

"Until my loans are paid off the best I can do is buy a new forty dollar alumni sweatshirt every fall."

“They come in handy when the gas gets shut off around Christmas.”

"Dr. Two-Brains has a strange name because he does have two brains but he's not really a doctor. He just steals cheese."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 26, 2009 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Way to go--

It’s a great feeling— enjoy it.

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Feb 26, 2009 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

would be a better feeling if i were going out on top

i am taking a final for a class i’ve blown off that i have underperformed in all quarter. The story of my college career… I would be amazing if I actually had a little drive.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2009 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

You and 90% of the population

I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot uderage girls were FBI agents.....

by jch24 on Feb 26, 2009 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Feb 26, 2009 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Noted. But "She" said the Shuffles is a better feeling when she goes out on top...

…and if the research is available on Blu-Ray or DVD, I’d be happy to review it!

"You never pass up an opportunity to talk to a woman in a red dress." -- Buck O'Neil (1911-2006)

by "Red" Moskau on Feb 26, 2009 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Bailey continues to be colorful
"Yeah, I’m right down the street from the Daiquiri Deck and all those bars," he said. "I picked a hell of time to quit drinking.

Didn’t we discover he has had multiple DUI’s?

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 26, 2009 9:35 AM EST reply actions  

a horse is a horse, of course of course

If he continues to throw 7-pitch innings AND says something like “I’ve been taking dating tips from Brian Shackleford” I’m going to get an Old Hoss jersey as soon as yesterday.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Feb 26, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

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