More Wins This Season: The Cincinnati Reds or Slumdog Millionaire? Oscar Thread III
Menace will have more wins than both of them combined.
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"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
yeah my computer froze
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
I've been off, busy being addicted to crack
and birthing my illegitimate child, apparently.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Congratulations!
Did you name it after Jerry Narron?
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by BubbaFan on Feb 22, 2009 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jerry Austin Narron, Jr.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on Feb 22, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
pretty!
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I just vomited and died a little inside.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
you'll get used to it
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
for the first time
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
not your night, eh slugger?
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
Any night he doesn't end up sitting on the floor
of the men’s bathroom at Gameworks is his night
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
It's a good thing we're not Brendan's mom jokes anymore
by Brendanukkah on Feb 22, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I have a feeling I'm going to get punched
next time I see Jonathan
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
nah
but when you guys learn that i’ve killed myself you should know that it is all your faults
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
yeah
i’m out
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
oh you when we are out
sorry…you can say whatever you want about me
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Wait what, you lost me back there somewhere...
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Cleveland?
(I don’t know how this works)
by Brendanukkah on Feb 22, 2009 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'm really confused by this too
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
both my cleveland references made sense
you two just suck
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
what's that, mr. second?
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
Jai Ho
gotta win best song…
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
just to derail Menace
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
you win
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Well, she just had a kid
But yeah, that woulda been awesome. Potentially awesomer than Three Six Mafia.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 22, 2009 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Nah
Three Six Mafia has an eternal lock on best Oscar moment. I loved Jon Stewart’s reaction after they won.
my youngest spawn disagrees
and he’s out of the cellar
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
best contest of the night
cant the two pre-teen kiddos defeat BLee without seeing any of the films or understanding what most of the categories meant?
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
Hey!
I got that one!
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:07 PM EST reply actions
i am here because of films!
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
films been berry berry good to me
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
dead people time
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:11 PM EST reply actions
ocean's 14 is put on hold
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
Paul Newman has to be the big ending!
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
ledger was last year
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Ledger cant hold Newman's jock
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
Not anymore.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
by Ash on Feb 22, 2009 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Second funniest Ledger joke of the night
justin totally killed it in the first thread though
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
Dammit. Well, I tried...
Apparently I have a thread to go back and read.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
I'd say Bo Jackson
Really exciting career that hinted at true greatness, and cut short by an Olsen twin.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 22, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
No George Carlin?
fuck them
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:15 PM EST reply actions
and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
"Be excellent to each other."
That right there is better than the Golden Rule.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 22, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
sad
Reese Witherspoon and Heath Ledger both have as many Oscars as Paul Newman.
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
by obc2 on Feb 22, 2009 11:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
i too hate her
but i didn’t want to vocalize it
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
not me, she's Choice!
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
Walk The Line
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
I hate Oscar years like this
When one movie runs away with everything. Boyle is a pretty good director, but is more deserving for other flicks
what a piece of crap
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
But you love "Beaches", bro
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
nah
i’m not that bad
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Choose life.
Choose a job. Choose a starter home. Choose dental insurance, leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose your future. But why would anyone want to do a thing like that?
Choose Slumdog.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 22, 2009 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
I also recommend 'A Life Less Ordinary'
but perhaps that’s just me
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Yes, I concur
And 28 Days Later. Millions was OK… This is like Scorcese winning for Departed (on a much lesser level)
maybe halle berry can tell us about how she saved black people from slavery by winning her oscar
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:26 PM EST reply actions
back off
she’s spectacular
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
she makes barry larkin look like a great speech giver
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
He hates Halle Berry, Jennifer Aniston,
Sandra Bullock, and Reese Witherspoon, apparently. I see a theme here.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
yes, they all annoy me
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
sandra bullock much less so than the others
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Do you have a spreadsheet with a graded scale?
I think Slyde or Menace will be able to hook you up if you need help with that…
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
i never thought you'd join the list
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
i didn't ask you to come to the thread to make fun of me like everyone else!
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
I always make fun of you!
Dude, it would be weird if I didn’t.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
you're gay, bro
all women are annoying, accept it!
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
But he looooooooves muscles
/fixed
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
Sophia Loren is da bomb
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
How old is Loren?
70?
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
dayyyyyyum
still bringing it…
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
Ehh, it's okay
She’s all about past lives and reincarnation, isn’t she?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Menace missed that one?
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
rigged
the big 6 should have been 5 pts each.
ya cant win without picking best actress, dammit!
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
too much studying of foreign language short films
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
arnold wouldn't make a movie with her because she was too fat
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
oh
so you’re one of those guys
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
It's Mickey Time!
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:36 PM EST reply actions
Ok, what, two left?
Who’s winning this thing? (I mean the pool, not the awards)
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Menace has had it wrapped up for a while
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Menace 1st, 'Nukkah 2nd, me or obc 3rd dependent on Best Actor
Real drama lies with Blee and obc’s pre-teen kids
Red Menace already took it down, I think
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
menace has it locked up
but he missed on the Final Four.
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
Is anthony hopkins sick?
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:41 PM EST reply actions
Not a big fan of Adrien Brody. At all.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
but what about that facial hair?
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
His nose is entrancing.
I haven’t decided if I mean that in a good way. He was my favorite part of darjeeling limited.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
thats right, bitches!!!!
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
fuck menace and all his technical categories
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
Crap
The Golden Globes are the real awards show!
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:43 PM EST reply actions
no they arent
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
yes they are
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
agree'd
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Damn you, Academy
You just missed the chance at one of the greatest (trainwreck) acceptance speeches ever!
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
2nd easiest selection of the night, duh
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
i didn't care about any other award tonight
i just wanted rourke to win
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
i did too
but you cant vote by wanting to see a train wreck, duh.
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
no but rourke was the better performance this year
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Penn has already won for Mystic River
Milk was fine, but we just had a chance to have 30 solid seconds bleeped out on national TV
And politics gets in the way
of the most deserving performance. Fuck Sean Penn and his stupid ass movie.
Mickey Rourke was THE choice. Hands down.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Feb 22, 2009 11:46 PM EST reply actions
Rourke isnt the Best Actor ever....
Thats an insult to Newman, Redford, Hoffman, DeNiro, Pacino, et al.
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
he was the best actor this year
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
nope
he wasnt. Langella was.
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
no way
rourke was
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
lmao
who went to film school, bitches?
that was an easy, easy, easy call.
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
menace apparently
if it was so easy, then why did rourke win every other award?
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
so did i, doofus
because the People’s Choice Award isnt the Oscars.
Its not a total popularity contest.
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
He won the Golden Globe, the Bafta, and the spirit award
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
It's not a lifetime achievement award, it was for one performance.
Academy’s conservatism shone through
To express its liberal politics?
Interesting.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 22, 2009 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
like i said....
in the original thread that was deleted…..no way the Academy puts Rourke on stage, ever.
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
Bah. Michael Moore got put on stage in the middle of the Iraq War
They could’ve sucked it up and voted for the actual best acting performance of the year
its subjective
what i, or you, or he, or she says is the best acting performance isnt measurable.
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
here comes the political message!!!
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
I like that Penn spoke out for gay marriage
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:46 PM EST reply actions
I do wish i'd included anthony hopkins in the dead pool
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:47 PM EST reply actions
He's just lulling you into a false sense of security.
That man will live forever. For. Ev. Er.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
FUCK THIS
Look. I’m sorry prop 8 got voted in, Sean. But look, it is just a word. If there are legal rights, you are just fighting for a word. I am slightly drunk and PISSED that we missed out on Mickey Rourke
I think i'm gonna win the tiebreaker
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:48 PM EST reply actions
i had 11:55
right now I got 11;53
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
good call!
i have no idea how it didnt run over….stunning!
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
Are we counting the sneak previews coming up?
by Brendanukkah on Feb 22, 2009 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I see
They’re just showing clips over the credits. Lame.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 22, 2009 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Steven Spielberg: "And the Oscar goes to
‘Indiana Jones and the King…’ oh, damn, ‘Slumdog Millionaire.’"
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
GET IN THE FRIDGE!!!!
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
And ya know what?
I still have no interest in seeing Slumdog. The only one of the best pics I might see is Frost/Nixon.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Feb 22, 2009 11:55 PM EST reply actions
That was the only one I did see
Well worth it. Fantastic movie.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 22, 2009 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
I think I might see SLumdog now
and I have been wanting to see Frost/Nixon. I’ll probably see Mickey’s flick too. Damn I didn’t see many of them
90 wins in 09!!
I hear 'The Love Guru' won some awards...
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
The Oscars need more Larry David!
Next Year!
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by chandrathan on Feb 22, 2009 11:59 PM EST reply actions
That would be a really odd statement if I
didn’t already know that ’than hated women…
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
So, Menace....
It’s hard to mail an envelope to yourself. Maybe you could mail it to the runner up….?
Yup, it's all you
Let me know if you want so trade ins. I suggest Let the Right One In, a creepy Swedish vampire flick that might have been the best I saw last year.
Hey you liked it!!!
I’m so glad that someone else like, or even heard, of LTROI. Without a doubt the best film I saw last year (though I saw far fewer than usual in 2008)
It's acutally not that hard - just a waste of money...
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Slumdog is really fun
if you don’t mind the poverty porn. I don’t recommend Alas, I Banged a Nazis or Ben Snooze Button.
Adjectives used by the author to describe 'Slumdog'
“brilliant” “horrifying” “compelling” “awful” “vile”
I have no idea if that makes me want to see the movie or not.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Uh oh.
I was really clique-y in the thread tonight. (I just read the Code of Conduct, Survey thing.) Sorry. It’ll probably happen again.
I do look forward to starting more inside jokes with those of you I have yet to meet since I’ve been gone.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Not only was this year's choice of movies kind of so-so
The Oscars show was the flattest and most boring ever. What was with the ‘reality show’ approach of having previous winners stand around in a self induced circle jerk verbally blowing each of the nominees?
Really disappointing – but not as disappointing as Petey not winning anything at all

肏你祖宗十八代 - and your sister too !
Soooooo . . .
Anyone watch the Oscars last night?
And how does ‘nukkah get away with a Fanpost that is less than 75 words? Isn’t this more of a fanshot?

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