No World Series in 2009, But Plenty of Entertainment
With the start of a new season comes the feelings of hope and the settling of the "anything is possible" attitude; unluckily for the Reds, both of those feelings are usually faded by July. This season will be interesting on many levels, whether we have a contending team or if we bottom out by mid-season. Again.
The end of a long and painful chapter in Reds history culminated last season with the trades of Adam Dunn and Ken Griffey Jr. Some think the moving of Dunn was stupid, uncomprehensible, and ignorant. I respectfully disagree with these people, and in my former RR life, disrespectfully disagreed. Griffey was old, and I blame the evil curse Marge put on our franchise for ruining his career in Cinci. Good luck wherever you end up Griffey, and may your offspring find their way to Cinci, without the injuries.
ON to the drama of this 2009 roster. The Reds have a good track record of surprises and taking chances, (Burton, Phillips, Hamilton, Aurilia, etc.) so it will be interesting this year to see how the attempted turnarounds pan out. We have Gomes, a talented rough bumpkin who can hit the ball, and now has a chance. He is young enough to change his legacy in Cinci, but old enough where this is probably his last serious chance of doing that. Alex Gonzales is also looking for a change of luck after a rough season last year, with health and family issues keeping him out all season. If healthy, Gonzales takes a question mark in the line-up, and makes it a period. I think how his season goes will determine how our season as a team will go.
Homer Bailey drama is lingering around the 5th starter spot, but Micah O. is looking to take that spot as well. Both of these guys are touted for their talent, but havent really matched their potential. Micah has an outstanding bat, and personally, I`d rather have him on the bench than Ward or Jacque Jones.
Speaking of Ward and Jones, this season also raises the question of, "Who is this year`s C-Pat?" unluckily enough for the Nationals, C-Pat is this year`s C-Pat, but the Reds fans are figuring out odds between Willy Taveras, Jacque Jones, or fat Ward. Ward will not be, because he has no position due to Votto being amazing, if it was last year, Dusty would have kept Votto in the minors and made Ward a starter, but God likes us enough for that to not be the case now. Taveras is looking for a Reds turnaround, after being paid to be the "starter version" of Norris Hopper. Dickerson had an impressive year last year, but that will be drama as well, since Gomes is looking at that LF spot. If Gonzales is healthy at SS, Hairston will be the starting LF on opening day, but nobody knows how long that will last, barring his health. We can only put so many players on this team, and though the competition between these three should end in us having a solid LF, Jacque Jones will pull his "Dusty Card". This means a mediocre Spring Training could for no reason earn Jones a roster spot above someone more deserving.
Fan favorite Jeff Keppinger is looking to be pretty much out of the mix this year if Gonzales is healthy. Kepp sucks off the bench, but is a good #2 hitter as an every day player. Sadly for Keppinger and his cool last name, he is not as good of an anything as Gonzales. Edwin...do something already. Fans have been waiting for Encarnacion to move out of his mediocre ways and become a star in this league. He has the opportunity to be damn good, he can hit and field, but cant do them consistantly. He makes an all-star play, and then two pitches later makes an error on a routine play. I still blame this on his braces, and think if Edwin is solid this year, we could be solid too. Edwin`s woes give Keppinger a roster spot.
With all of the power being taken away with Dunn and Griffey all eyes will be on Bruce and Votto this year. I think both of these guys are going to have solid years and put some of the worries at bay with their power/badassness. Phillips is a lock at 2nd, and a damn good defender, but could tweak his offense a little. I think if he stopped swinging at the first pitch and was a little more patient at the plate he would have a better OBP% and BA, which could result in more runs and steals, or as we have coined it "create more havoc".
This is the best pitching rotation for the franchise I can remember in my short lived life. I remember being happy and hopeful with just Harang and Arroyo two years ago, but now we have Volquez and Cueto. I honestly think we could have the best rotation in baseball this year if Harang can revert to his norm. His W-L looked bad last year, but even worse was how our offense played when he was on the mound. This was before of course he was injured. Micah, Bailey and Thompson all have talent, and they are all fighting for the 5th spot, that makes me very, very happy. No Matt Belisle, no Eric Milton, and no Josh Fucking-Fogg.
The pen is the pen, and honestly who knows what will happen, I wont even pretend that I do. We gave Coco a lot of money last year to not really do anything. I believe most bullpens have four mediocre pitchers and two guys with good stuff, but what really matters is having reliable starters that keep relievers out long enough to not expose their lack of talent. Burton and Coco have good stuff, I can`t say the others do and honestly believe it, unless Micah or Bailey end up in the pen. This post is long, but its going to continue.
Other factors in Spring Training include Wilkin Castillo. You have to appreciate someone who can play anywhere besides pitcher, he might not be a starter or get a lot of playing time, but he could take a spot away from a solid player who is less versatile. Hernandez at C is another rebound story to watch, and Hanigan is a player who will never play even though he should, because of the managing style of "D-Bag".
Now this is pretty optimistic, and unrealistically, I think if everything goes right, we could be a wilcard contender this year. This means long innings for our starters, dominant showings from Coco, healthy Gonzales and Hairston, career revitalizations by Gomes, Taveras, and Hernandez, outbreak seasons by Edwin and Bruce and consistency by Phillips and Votto. I think that this team has taken its meds and may be more of an evened out team. This means we wont have as many goose eggs on the board at the end of the day, but we wont be able to win any 10-9 games either. I think we will average about 4 runs a game, but I think our pitching may be able to avarage 3 (this is of course being overly optimistic) I think there will be many close games this year, and we will actually get to see is Coco can blow a lot of saves or not.
On the flip side, this team could be bad and obviously waiting for 2010. This is interesting, in the mid-season who would go? With players like Yonder Alonso, Juan Francisco, Chris V., and Drew Stubbs waiting in the midsts of this season, the departures of players such as Edwin, Gonzales and even B-Phil could finish a complete transition. These players leaving could bring trade value and cap room. We have hungry young players in the minors who wouldnt hesitate to fill these spots, possibly without missing a beat in the next year.
This may be the longest post of all time, I should have been studying Spanish instead, but the Reds are the most important hispanic entity of my life. Consider this my "season preview" if you will. I believe we have talent and have a promising future, but the only things that are certain this year are J.T.M, Goldstar Chili, and "Paint the Town Red" songs mixed with circusesque announcing, Dusty`s gut shitting all over us fans, and verge-of-death Walt Jocketty press conferences.
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Dude
Paragraph breaks or I’m deleting it.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2009 7:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
thanks
for sayin’ what needed to be said
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
sometimes the software has problems
When i made my post about the inauguration I put paragraph breaks in, but it didn’t take. It took me a while of fighting with it for it to format right.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah definately what happened
I almost sprayed poop in my pants when I posted it and saw no breaks
by Reynard on Feb 16, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Jeez don't do that!
the cleanup alone makes me cringe
No bees? Then who will sting me and walk on my sandwiches?
by The Crushinator on Feb 17, 2009 12:30 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It happened the last time I posted too
Its just the html thing was on, but I fixed it
by Reynard on Feb 16, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Do you type this up elsewhere and then paste it?
That might be causing it. If so, I suggest using the Paste from buttons:

The one on the left pastes from plain text. The one on the right pastes from Microsoft word. They are both located on the toolbar. Both can be helpful from cleanly removing any odd formatting that might happen from pasting long text from either notepad or word.
If I was a betting man, I’d guess you are typing it up in a text editor and then pasting, which can cause they system to miss the paragraph breaks that you thought were there.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
by Slyde on Feb 16, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Switch to WYSIWYG editor
No sir, I typed it out on the site. This above choice was the problem, I dont know why I have to hit it for page breaks, I didnt used to. I`m pretty ignorant when it comes to computers, so it can just be a mystery of the universe in my life.
by Reynard on Feb 16, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
so you weren't using the WYSIWYG editor?
that’s your problem. If you type it out in HTML view, it will not have all of the proper line break tabs added. It just reads it as one solid text stream. I suggest using the WYSIWYG editor in the future.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
by Slyde on Feb 16, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i bet that when the cops come
this team will run right at them
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
right towards them*
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I still prefer this

Something about the tagline “Disrupt the Ordinary” really seems to fit for me.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
by Slyde on Feb 17, 2009 8:43 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't this guy be more mascot-like though?

I’d like to think he could kick Gapper’s ass, but I’m probably wrong.
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 17, 2009 8:49 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know who that is
and I’m not completely certain it’s a guy.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
by Slyde on Feb 17, 2009 8:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
That’s Grace Slick.
"You aint my bitch, n***a. Buy your own damn fries." ---President Obama
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2009 9:07 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think that girl was on an episode of Freaks and Geeks
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by chandrathan on Feb 17, 2009 9:21 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Not anyone I'd expect you to know
No bonus points here today. Guess you guys don’t have a fire inside.
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 17, 2009 9:24 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
AFI?
I remember reading a peter gammons article where he was talking about how awesome they are
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by chandrathan on Feb 17, 2009 9:28 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
my little brother
as an AFI tattoo on his arm. he got it like 2-3 years ago and is already secretly regretting it. and i just laugh and laugh.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 17, 2009 9:34 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see that wikipedia article?
He collaborated with Blaqk Audio.
It’s a fucking C, Davey! Use it!
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Feb 17, 2009 1:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
His long lashes belie his masculine charms.
If you look closely, all of his tats are from the syndicated cartoon “Cathy.”

I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. - Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 18, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
flag'd
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 18, 2009 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Here's a nice tat on a very nice girl

My Danica is Hotter than your Danica
I may be insensitive and crude, but a racist NEVER.
Mads
by Madville on Feb 18, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Could you arrange to have the two Danicas participate in a competitive photo shoot...
I’d like to see your Danica’s tats.
I may be insensitive and crude, but a racist NEVER.
Mads
by Madville on Feb 19, 2009 12:38 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Slyde just wet himself
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
by jch24 on Feb 19, 2009 9:58 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
like the flag for Coco, i will be using this for every T-Virus steal this year.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 17, 2009 9:33 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I like that idea
we should start a batting gloves count on the sidebar for Willie Mays Taveras’ stolen bases too.

"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 17, 2009 9:41 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
+1
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 17, 2009 9:47 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Great idea
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
by jch24 on Feb 17, 2009 11:00 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
it's gonna happen
BK’s already got it in the works. Once the season starts, we’ll have it up.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
by Slyde on Feb 17, 2009 11:01 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
T-mendous idea!
I love this.
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. - Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 18, 2009 7:28 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I threw it together at work yesterday in about 5 minutes
In a related story, I’ll probably be out of a job soon!
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 18, 2009 9:00 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
should it be
- out of 100?
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
by BobbyO on Feb 18, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
well that didnt work
it should read: (current number of stolen bases) out of 100
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
by BobbyO on Feb 18, 2009 1:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You owe me 20 push-ups
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. - Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 18, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Reynard
Nice post — good luck with the Espanol. If you get stuck, check out Nick Jr., Dora and Diego seem to help my daughter with her Spanish.
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 17, 2009 9:32 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Like I said on Facebook
Diego’s parents should have there custody taken away.
What kinda parents let a kid swim underwater on the back of a turtle collecting pieces of the moon? That’s just reckless and irresponsible!
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by chandrathan on Feb 17, 2009 9:48 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And like I said on Facebook:
I have sent all of my friends over there a friend request for Jim Bowden.
"You aint my bitch, n***a. Buy your own damn fries." ---President Obama
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2009 9:52 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i requested his friendship
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by chandrathan on Feb 17, 2009 9:58 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
me too
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 17, 2009 10:00 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Did you attach a message
saying that you were a toolsy outfielder?
"You aint my bitch, n***a. Buy your own damn fries." ---President Obama
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2009 10:04 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i did mention my pants made from leather
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by chandrathan on Feb 17, 2009 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
reckless and irresponsible?
that’s a coincidence and irrelevant.
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 17, 2009 9:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

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