The Red Reporter Survey and My Philosophy of Blogging
I just closed down the survey that we ran last week about the site and let me thank all of you who participated. We received nearly 200 responses from you all and I can't say how much I appreciate your input. I want to make this site as good as it can be, and it helps to know what is working and what can be dropped.
With that, here' s a little look at the results.
- We had a good mix of regulars and lurkers. In fact, we had more lurkers respond than any other category of participation. I'm glad to see that and I hope it means you are interested in participating in the future. I'm going to work harder to give you that opportunity.
- Just about all of you read the site for news updates (93%), but there is also a good spread across the other categories of information. This makes me think you like what we're doing, so we'll just try to do it more.
- The thing that I'm probably most proud of coming out of the survey was that 76% of you feel like the content on the main page is realistic in its assessment of the Reds. I try my best to be balanced about the team and not go too heavy on the criticism. It's tough since the team has known nothing but futility since this site started, but I believe there are things to be excited about with the organization and I try to point those out from time to time.
- Strangely enough, you are less complimentary to the other commenters, whom you see only 51% realistic with the majority of the difference falling into the somewhat pessimistic bucket. You all need to shape up and get real!
- Of course, some of the results have some bias in them. People who don't like the site aren't coming back too often and likely don't care to fill out a survey. This is probably why the majority of you find the site to be entertaining, humorous, intelligent, and friendly. However, there was still a significant number of you who find the site to be cliquish (39%).
Obviously, some of this is due to the fact that many of us have been hanging out on this site together for 4 years now. It's inevitable that inside jokes will happen. With that in mind, we're going to try to lessen that cliquish feel. We're working on some plans to clean up the wiki and make it more usable. We're also going to pay a little more attention to when new users start participating and try to prevent situations where they feel like the entire site is jumping down their throat. I'd also ask that the regulars out there continue to try to be open and friendly when new posters show up. We've had some excellent commenters show up in the last year, and I'd hate to think we're missing some even better ones because they don't know where to jump in.
All in all, I was fairly pleased with the results. After the jump I want to go into some of what was said in the comments and try to explain my philosophy and rules surrounding the site.
Sabermetrics
A couple of people stated that they don't particularly care for all the stat-based stuff and went so far as to remind me that there is more than just stats. To which I say, of course there is. However, most of the analysis I do is statistics based because that is what I understand about the game. If I had any sort of scouting skill or if I knew anything about the players as people, I would talk about that. But I don't, so I won't. I really don't mind when people argue from a non-statistics based position, but if I join the conversation, it will almost always be with numbers backing me up because that is my evidence. Perhaps in the future I'll get smart enough to develop the other skills, but until then, you're stuck with me the way I am.
Rumors
I occasionally talk about rumors on the site, but I'm not someone that searches all over the internet for next juicy rumor to discuss. A lot of that is fruitless, and if it is brought up it is typically in a "what does it all mean" sort of way. Usually I look at rumors as a way to picture how a certain player can affect the dynamic of the team. You should never ever ever ever take a rumor quoted on Red Reporter as anything other than a conversation starter. I will not be held accountable for what you do with rumors that you read on this site.
Profanity
There were quite a few complaints about this in the survey. All I can say to those people is shut the fu....just kidding. My personal feeling with profanity, and with this site in general, is that it is a site intended for adults. We expect a certain level of sophistication in terms of our discussion of the Reds, and we expect a certain level of maturity in dealing with the content on the site. I am neither opposed to nor encourage the use of profanity on the site. Each person has their own style and I prefer to let people participate as they choose.
That being said, there are three rules that I use to manage the site:
1. Be respectful to others.
2. Avoid the non-baseball related hot button topics as much as possible.
3. Everything else in moderation.
I think if you ask JD, he'll say these were the basic guidelines for when he ran the site as well.
I've gotten lax on these from time to time. I'm going to make more of an effort to enforce #1 much more. I feel like this should be the easiest thing for all of you to handle. We're all grown-ups here. Attack the idea, not the person.
We let a lot of political discussion happen on the site during the election mainly because there was no way we were going to stop it. Since the election, that discussion has died down quite a bit and I appreciate how well all of you handled it. I think it's a credit to this site that things never got too tense in those threads.
There has been a minor fervor of me shutting down a religious based conversation the other day. Let me emphasize that this is not a site to debate religious topics. I don't mind people expressing their religious affiliation or telling a story about a religious experience. However, this does not mean that the conversation needs to turn into a debate on the validity of the Bible or evolution. If it looks like a conversation is turning into such a debate, expect to be encouraged to shut up about it.
On #3, this includes profane language, repeated memes, off-topic discussions, and inside jokes. Things get old quickly on the internet. Try to be cognizant of that. I'm not going to ban somebody for have a consistent potty mouth, but remember that dropping the f-word ten times in every comment tends to lose its effectiveness over time.
Other than that, I really don't have any hard and fast rules. This is why I've only banned two non-spammers since the site changeover last April. I prefer to let the site manage itself, mainly because I can't catch everything. I skim a large portion of the site and only occasionally catch the objectionable stuff. The admins will try to do the best we can, but if you feel like something needs to be dealt with, please use the flag feature on the comments. That's why they are there.
I feel like I've focused on a lot of the negative so I want to end on a positive note. I think this is a great site and has been since JD started it. This is why I was willing to take over the site last year. I enjoy hanging out with all of you and talking about the Reds. There are much worse ways to pass the time by. I'm looking forward to a fun season, even if the Reds don't provide all of the entertainment.
Thanks again for filling out the survey and keep the participation coming. You all are what make this site entertaining.
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"You all are what make this site entertaining."
If only the Reds would start doing their fair share.
Seconded
But we finally have one hell of a rotation…
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
The pitchers, or the commenters?
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 17, 2009 9:38 AM EST up reply actions
I think cliquishness is a tricky issue.
Because SOME of the things that make the site cliquish also make it a lot of fun. But I think better encouraging lurker participation would be great.
I lurked for probably a year, and now I am an active participant: throwing out useless comments left and right that are rightfully ignored By others. Inspiring, I know.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
those who think it's too cliquish
should just speak up and join the clique! and look at the wiki. it’s funny!
c'mere kid, try this special cigarette
it’ll make you coooooool.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
News flash
(OXFORD, OH) - Miami still sux : )
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
by obc2 on Feb 16, 2009 12:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
our guard has won Miss Ohio AND Ms Teen USA
http://ohiobobcats.cstv.com/sports/w-baskbl/mtt/laforce_allie00.html
GO BOBCATS!
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
eh, she's no candace parker
but Go Bobcats anyway!
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
You must spend a lot of time at county fairs.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
That's one terrific, radiant, humble, thingamajig-a-ma-Peg
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2009 4:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Salutations, 'kah!
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 17, 2009 9:39 AM EST up reply actions
Sure, but...
..you said “most.”
Your point is taken but those fat city/fat state reports (and the dubious reputations that result from them) always irk me a bit. Yes, some areas of the country are fatter than others but really, what’s the difference between the fat population of some fat state like Alabama or Mississippi and the fat population of some “not-as-fat” state like Oregon or Colorado? If you’re crafting legislation and providing funding for the populations of those states I’m sure you’d see the importance of the different demographics but if you had a hundred Alabamans over here and a hundred Ohioans over there and a hundred Coloradans over there, you couldn’t tell which state had more Burger Kings and which state had more bike trails.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
"most" is hyperbole used to tease obc about his OU Miss Ohio.
maybe you forget the whole Miami-OU “conflict”.
easy breezy
Al was pretty self-medicated back in The Day. He still swears the Redhawks used to be known by a racially insensitve nickname in OUr years in Athens…
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
OU?
Oh yeah.
I guess I did go there.
Now I hate you, Daedalus.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 6:43 PM EST up reply actions
that is one sexy hambeast
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd, with a green pawprint
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 17, 2009 9:38 AM EST up reply actions
Your bottom paragraph applies to me
if you replace “active participant” with “admin”, and replace “comments” with “comments, fanposts, fangasms, and front page posts”. Even more inspiration!
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
$0.02
Once upon a time I was pretty much only interested in the game threads due to the feeling that I was watching Reds games with other Red fanatics. The material on the front page has tremendous value now and its pretty obvious I support the nontraditional Fanpost activity (which I believe sets us apart from typical SB sites).
I’ve made a few lifelong friends from this website but its completely attributed to the fact I got up off my ass and went to ballgames with them. I realize I have a geogaphical advantage in that regard but I do recommend planning game watches in your area if there’s a RR population there. I’ve shared significant life events with several people here and its truly an honor to know them. So, yeah, its gonna be a tad cliquish but I’d like to think that the social directors are always committed to offering an open invite to all for the shennanighans. The more the merrier.
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
very well said
and like I said, the cliquishness is inevitable. It happens in any social environment. But I will re-emphasize obc’s point that we are always open to new people joining us at real-life get togethers. I know it’s a weird, scary thing to meet people you only know through the internet, but it’s definitely worth it.
Many of us will be getting together to watch Opening Day and others will be going to Game 2 on April 8th. I encourage all that can to attend. Both events are a good time every year.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
opening day still
rookwood Buffalo Wild Wings? I think that location has served us well for a few years now…
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
In regard to the profanity issue
I would like to refer to the late 80’s- early 90’s Too Short song, cryptically titled “Cuss Words” in which the aforementioned artist sums up my feelings in the late stages of the song: “Cuss words, just don’t quit, muthafuck you, you damn shit head bitch. It’s Too Short on the Mic and I won’t stop and I don’t stop…..Biiiiiiiiitch.” Truer words have never been introduced into the public forum about my interpersonal communication sentiments to those who have a problem with my speech.
"You aint my bitch, n***a. Buy your own damn fries." ---President Obama
Cuss words....just let em flow
MF’ing shat GD assho’….
In probably the most shocking news year to date here on the site…..I owned that cassette. Im thinking its circa ’86. EEEEK!
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
are you sure your name doesnt stand for "old" bobcat?
wakka wakka!!
My millions are unconventional!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 16, 2009 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
i was wrong
Life is Too Short LP released 1988.
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
"Attack the idea, not the person."
That’s a terrible idea.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Feb 16, 2009 1:24 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
your response sounds like something an idiot would say
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
by Slyde on Feb 16, 2009 1:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Actually
You are right… the idiot told me to say it.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Feb 16, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I've been green'd
I’m going to listen to that idiot more often.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
double bam!
Soy el niño destructor. I eat kids for breakfast. Roar. - Juan Francisco 'spoken with an Italian accent'
by jacob brumfield on Feb 16, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd'd
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
To dismiss an idea and instead attack a person
is ignorant, myopic, and selfish.
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2009 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Does that mean it's encouraged?
"You aint my bitch, n***a. Buy your own damn fries." ---President Obama
by Pops Daniels on Feb 16, 2009 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Awesome signature line
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 17, 2009 9:42 AM EST up reply actions
Attack the idea ?
So cold and impersonal, minimal fun too.
I may be insensitive and crude, but a racist NEVER.
Mads
RE: profanity
Is there currently anyone who uses too much profanity?
Me?
Is there anyone who is on double secret probation for consistently using too much profanity?
I ask because I don’t think I very often see profanity being used here in inappropriate ways. And I don’t think I have very often seen anyone comment, “Hey, there’s too much profanity here at Red Reporter.”
And by the way, I’m asking these questions of anyone and everyone. Not just Slyde and/or the moderators.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
i was warned for being mean to petey hendrix
but i dont’ think it was over profanity, and it hurt my feelings
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
I don't remember you being mean to me, 'than.
If you were, I forgive you, without offense. You’re my RR bud, you stupid fucking shithead.
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2009 2:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
i'm a rec whore today
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Just today?
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2009 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
i have one rule
i only rec what makes me laugh
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
I rec'd a marriage
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
by obc2 on Feb 16, 2009 3:42 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Any home rec'rs out there?
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 17, 2009 9:43 AM EST up reply actions
This isn't just good
This should be the new title of the web site.
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
by redandblue on Feb 17, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
chan recs this comment
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by chandrathan on Feb 17, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Red Reporter: rec'ing marriages one comment at a time
New tagline for the BBRef page?
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 17, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
We also tried to warn a dude at the ballgame of impending doom
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
you guys weren't ready to share in his happiness
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by chandrathan on Feb 17, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
"Without offense"
appropos for a Reds site
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 17, 2009 9:43 AM EST up reply actions
I joke a lot about it, but
I find someone objecting to words instead of intent profane.
"You aint my bitch, n***a. Buy your own damn fries." ---President Obama
by Pops Daniels on Feb 16, 2009 2:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't think any one person was mentioned specifically
there were a couple of comments in the survey along the lines of “the profanity is a little over the top on the site.” It doesn’t mean that it has to stop just because a few people object. My personal belief is that it is a lot more effective as a tool when used in moderation. If I find someone is using it frequently on the site, I actually tend to just skip the comments because it just becomes noise after a while.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
"Is there currently anyone who uses too much profanity?"
Sure as fuck not me.
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
I was actually surprised at how much I use it
Back when BK went a-compilin’, and I was one of the top 3 droppers of the F-bomb. Apparently I have a filthy fucking mouth.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
may i suggest orbitz?
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you are one of 7 redreporters to use the word "cunt"
I am also one of them, I was quoting Fonda. Until this post Pops was the only user to use the word “cunt” in multiple posts. Two people seemed to not be regular users of the site.
but brendan you get the award for the best use of the word “cunt”.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't one of them!
Woo hoo!
Also, a trend I noticed:
Bannination:Use of c-word::Death:Pitch for the 2004 Reds
Just sayin’.
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 16, 2009 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Wow
I had no idea I was such a cunt monger. I am ashamed. How many posts is multiple anyway? Tell me that I only called men by that word.
"You aint my bitch, n***a. Buy your own damn fries." ---President Obama
by Pops Daniels on Feb 16, 2009 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
My wife says multile
is more than five. Oh…. You meant the use of the word. Sorry.
by fourrunhomer on Feb 16, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
you are now at 3.
you have more than i do again.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
brendan
you and I have also dropped the n-bomb, but not nearly as many times as madville, from what i can see it was not used in a derogatory way, I used it in telling a story about my mom growing up in St. Louis. Madville used it in the context of stories and in how he figures other people potray things. Brendan is just RACIST!
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
Also, I think President Obama should curse a little less on this site.
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck
Only if you're willing to buy your own damn fries.
"You aint my bitch, n***a. Buy your own damn fries." ---President Obama
by Pops Daniels on Feb 16, 2009 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
Aw come on Slyde, I promise I was kidding!
I voted for Obama, campaigned for 12 hours on election day, and went to two of his rallies! I was being sarcastic!
I volunteer to clean up the wiki
if you can wait for it until the begging of March. I will do it slightly drunk so all the words are spelled correctly, and in the right order. I like doing that kinda stuff, I like collecting and organizing history.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
i expect it done as soon as the begging of march gets here
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
one day
i am going to write a coherent post.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
Is that like the Ides of March?
or, as justin would say, the I’ds of March.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
well i know how to spell slide
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Begging of March
"Please can we have a friggin’ bat now that all these decent players are unemployed and will work for the league minimum? I mean, we’re already playing exhibition games with one major offensive weapon being a JONNYDICK!
PLEASE?!?!"
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
"Beware the begging of March"
you could get stabbed in the back
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 17, 2009 9:46 AM EST up reply actions
I have felt left out of "the clique"
but that’s because I’m a heterosexual and that’s my burden, not yours.
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
it depends on what you look like...
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Re: Cliques
Because of the amount of back-and-forth on this site, some really positive camaraderie has built up and it’s obvious to the lurker, I think. Although that’s not a big part of my level of participation, I find it fun to watch much of the time. Still, because it seems like it’s only a handful of people contributing to the threads, it can feel a little clique-ish and intimidating to put something out there. But I will say that whenever I’ve contributed something substantive, it’s been well received. So all in all, I think the cliques are more or less in check.
On another note, since I live nowhere near Cincinnati, this has been a great way to keep up with the CReds. And the site is worth its weight in gold. Do websites weigh anything?
Youth wins games; veteran presence wins championships!
by ben nevis on Feb 16, 2009 3:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for spelling camaraderie correctly
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 16, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
take that andro!
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Who are you, Mark McGwire?
[This space for sale.]
by Paul Householder on Feb 17, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
you mean the REAL mark mcgwire?
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by chandrathan on Feb 17, 2009 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Your average website weighs about 25 cuil
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
If you were in the clique, you'd know.
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I didn't know this much about the Reds when I lived in Dayton
Now I live hundreds of miles away and feel much more informed. Thanks, Red Reporter!
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
Re: cliques
I’m not the most active poster here, but I have been reading for a couple years now. One thing about the cliquish behavior… I’ve seen a variety of different names take part in the inside jokes on here over the years, which leads me to believe that very few are excluded from this “clique”. If you spend some time on the site and contribute, you are generally well received. If you have a sense of humor, all the better. I enjoy it, even though I’m not much of a participant in it. Its like following a good sit-com over the years. There are a number of inside jokes that work so well because you’ve been watching so long.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
and when things get stale, we bring in crolfer

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
by Slyde on Feb 16, 2009 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Where'd you get my freshmen yearbook picture?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I rec'd Slyde because I was 95% sure you wouldn't get the reference
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2009 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
don't worry
slyde is 20 years your elder
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
you and your stats
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
pretty close to 20 i'd say
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Red Reporter: Want to Reply?... Just Clique.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I like this
It should be the new tagline up top IMHO.
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
I'm joining your clique, Ben
The clique of those who enjoy watching the cliquers clique.
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.
by "Red" Moskau on Feb 17, 2009 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
Your summation is right on point;
I want to end on a positive note. I think this is a great site and has been since JD started it. This is why I was willing to take over the site last year. I enjoy hanging out with all of you and talking about the Reds. There are much worse
Thanks for keeping it going Slyde and everyone else too.
I may be insensitive and crude, but a racist NEVER.
Mads
I didn't realize the first sentence of the body of your post was a quote
and i was so confused as to why you would take over this site.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
I was thinking the same thing.
So glad I have Justin to help make sense out of Madville.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 16, 2009 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
i actually kinda thought it was a suicide note at first
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks Son

Mom and Dad never understood me either.
I may be insensitive and crude, but a racist NEVER.
Mads
My biggest problem with the site
is figuring out how to use it. I take it that if you rec someone it is a good thing. But I can’t figure out how to do it. I figured out the reply button ok. But what does the up button and the action button do?
by fourrunhomer on Feb 16, 2009 6:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
best band ever
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
forgot the 2
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Orge Uverkill, the cover band?
Yes, they suck.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
I was about to refute you with "Jump Right In"
before I realized that that was by The Urge, which is apparently a different band. And Nick Hexum sings the chorus.
Still a great song about unprotected sex. Probably my favorite on the topic, save for “Steal my Sunshine”
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
I liked that song.
Probably only heard it a total of three or four times but I remember driving home from a roadie to Wrigley for this game in which Robin Ventura had two home runs and six RBI but the Mets lost as Jose Hernandez and Gary Gaetti each had five. It was crazy ugly Arkansas hot and we had been drinking since 9am so we left after the seventh inning stretch and missed Sosa’s second homer of the day. Cubs won 17-10.
Sun setting as six sunburnt and hangin’ knuckleheads passed it around in the back of a rented minivan. Friggin’ Len was on the radio….
Steve (who listens to a lot of The Band and Waits): “Who the hell is this?”
Alan: “Len.”
Rob: “Who the hell is Len?”
Steve: “The last one hit wonder of the twentieth century.”
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Factoid... My high school's pitching coach gave up a home run to Robin Ventura in college...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I'm Nick Hexum, the one who knows about thangs
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
I dont want to hear it
Miami is to blame for the exploding popularity of guys wearing pink popped collared shirts, and at OU the girliest thing we have are mixed drinks that will black you out after 3 rounds. Granted they do taste girly.
every winter at ONU
students follow the railroad tracks (some without shoes) all the way to Lima, a good 15-20 mile walk. Also some of our girls look like men.
YOUR MOVE!
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Let me introduce you to the South and the Northeast gentry
Hell, we’ll throw Georgetown in the mix too. Miami is far from being the only culprit when it comes to poppin’ ya collar.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
true
But what other college has heated sidewalks?!?
Miami = Rainbow (not that there’s anything wrong with that) : )
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
buttons
The up button takes you to the post the comment is in response to. This is useful when a discussion gets long, and it’s not clear what a comment is replying to.
Actions is how you rec (or flag) a post. Click it and see.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I clicked
flag at least 10 times on your post just now to see what it would do. Nothing happened. Is this a bad thing?
by fourrunhomer on Feb 16, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Flags are only visible to admins
It lets us know if someone has made an inappropriate comment, and then we can take action. Try not to use it very much unless it’s warranted. Rec’s, on the other hand, are visible for the whole community to see. And three recs on a given comment turns it green! ZOMG!!
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
Just Joshin
I fugured that flags are bad.So I was trying to be funny. I didn’t throw the flag.
by fourrunhomer on Feb 16, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
What happened to Notorious BIG's eye?
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
He shouldn't have been talkin' junk to Rihanna
on Grammy night.
"You aint my bitch, n***a. Buy your own damn fries." ---President Obama
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2009 9:15 AM EST up reply actions
it wouldn't really matter if you did
Except maybe to the admins.
There’s no “karma” here. You can’t really hurt or help anyone with your recs or flags.
Don’t be afraid to experiment. Click the buttons, see what happens. You won’t blow anything up.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
in fact flag every comment on this story.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
hit the action button and then you can rec or flag a comment
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
You also don't have to hit the reply button
You can also push “R” when a comment is highlighted to reply to it. This especially helps in the fast and furious world of game threads.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
Game threads will be here in a month and a half!
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
game threads will be here in a couple of weeks
unless this spring is different.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
spring training game threads are fake
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
not always
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
I got this shirt for my 9 month old, as soon as he switched to formula

"You aint my bitch, n***a. Buy your own damn fries." ---President Obama
by Pops Daniels on Feb 16, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
well said
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
I saw a kid on campus in a shirt that said..
“Point me towards the girls with boob jobs.”
I’m not sure if that approach would work or not.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
i think it would depend on who the kid is
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Now that I think about it...
…it would depend more upon who the owner of the boobs is.
I’m sure her father would be happy to know that he spent a few thousand rice cakes for Amanda to end up on her back on a frat house couch for a wiseass in a t-shirt from the internet.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
once you bring names into it
it means you are speaking from experience
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
i have no comment
"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)
<3
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
I had no idea
Another key to add to my arsenal of RR shortcuts. Also, for those who don’t know, you can scroll through comments on page with “C”, mark comments as read with “X”, and do both at the same time with “Z”. “Z” is the quickest way to go through, but I alternate between “C” and “X” because you don’t miss comments that way. Also, a capital “A” marks all of the comments on the page as read, but you should never need to use that because everyone should read every comment on the site always.
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 16, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
I live in constant fear that I've somehow missed a comment
that’s sad and pathetic, but it’s true
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
i try to read every comment when i have papers to write and tests to study for
it is my excuse for why i don’t do better.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
I do that a lot at RLN and RML
Those guys need to get up to speed!
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
will there be a game thread for tonights rewind?
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
you visit other sites on the side?
Happiness…to me…is having you post a spray chart of Ramon Hernandez vs. LHP’s curveballs.
I’m just going to post this clip from Vanilla Sky and let you decide whether you still want to be hanging out on those other sites.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
A five minute youtube clip?
who has time for that stuff?
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
Is Penelope Cruz in that scene?
Is it the scene where she picks up stray laundry and tosses it in a basket with her bare foot?
If it is, I’ll click and watch. If it’s not, I’m just gonna stay here and wait to find out if I’m in the clique.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
Find me a Linda Cardellini picture and you're in
I’ve been watching Freaks & Geeks and I think I have a crush on Lindsay Weir.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, let me put Thing 3 to bed first.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
f and g era
not er
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know what that means.
But here’s Linda. Very talented young lady.

(I’ve got more but I’ll save them for another occasion… Very talented young lady.)
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome to the clique
You can pick up your “Point me to the girls with the boob jobs” shirt at the front desk.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
i think bk will attest
that everyone does
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
absofreakinglutely
although, she looks even better in Grandma’s Boy
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 16, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
There is a scene they cut out of Scooby-Doo
Where she dances around drunk in her bra. It’s in one of the trailers, but not the film.
It’s yummy.
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball. - Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Feb 16, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't know who she was when Scooby-Doo came out
And she, as Velma, out-hotted Sarah Michelle Gellar as Daphne. You gotta give a tip of the cap to that.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, learn something new every day.
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
if we are going to stop the religious debating...
can we stop making jokes about the creation museum?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
sure, why not?
they’re not very funny anyway.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
sorry slyde
i couldn’t help myself, and wanted to get one less joke in before the ban came to be…
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
like I said, they're not really funny anyway
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
btw
i am not manos de oros just fyi
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
i was amused
and in the end it doesn’t matter what other people think, as long as i’m okay with me.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
justin
slyde is not the judge of what’s funny and what’s not…
don’t let him deter you
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
deter is almost like Jeter... haha
Judge THAT!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
now is the time on the sprockets when we dance
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
look, another reference crolfer won't get!
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 16, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Lucky for me I have a high tolerance for pain!
I’m gonna start making up “references” soon… for revenge.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
It kills me when two good looking Ageneotettix deorum get it on!
And those Acris crepitans blanchardi think they’re hot!
I may be insensitive and crude, but a racist NEVER.
Mads
psst... Why are we talking about cricket frogs?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Just a hint about references that only you'll get - oh never mind
I may be insensitive and crude, but a racist NEVER.
Mads
There's no joke.
Justin “wanted to get one less joke in before the ban.”
There’s the joke.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
the joke was taken down by the administrator
it was really funny too, oh well we are in a brave new rr world.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Aha.
So Slyde wanted “one less” Creation Museum joke.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
He can create
and he can uncreate.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 16, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If I promise to only make funny jokes about the Creation Museum can I keep making jokes about the Creation Museum?
Okay, a guy walks into the Creation Museum…
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
and watches films about nazis and drug addicts
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
what about the pope and the president?
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
i dunno
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
well that was a terrible punchline
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
how many?
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Have you been?
I have free tickets waiting for me, just haven’t made it over there yet.
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
I was wondering if i could do something this year
i was wondering if i could do weekly polls approval polls on Dusty and Walt? I am just curious to see if the numbers will fluctuate or stay the same. If they don’t really change a few weeks into the season I will stop.
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
do what you want,
People will be very unsubtle if they don’t like your idea. Trust me.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
oh yeah RR kinda ripped you a second ass hole and handed it to you
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
don't forward sheldon the photo of the cat that want to haz cheezburger
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by chandrathan on Feb 16, 2009 8:30 PM EST reply actions
that would be strike one
"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter
by BK on Feb 16, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
In Other News...
Guess who Baseball’s Best Player Should Be?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Feb 16, 2009 9:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The kid could flat-out steroid-free play
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
That's the guy with batting stance of an 11 yr. old girl ?
I may be insensitive and crude, but a racist NEVER.
Mads
But scored the winning run in a World Series....
TWICE. I shudder at the thought of explaining that fact to my son.
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
nah, he only did it once
he was on first base when Tony Womack scored on Gonzalez’s single in 2001.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
Damn you
I just watched the prime 9 on greatest WS last night and could have sworn I saw him hopping his ugly ass onto home plate in the purple and turquoise.
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
black and teal
that’s what you saw. black. and. teal.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
It was Jay Bell!
I’m not crazy, it was a goofy looking white dude!
“Luis Gonzalez lofted a soft single over Derek Jeter on an 0-1 pitch, that barely touched the outfield grass, that plated Jay Bell with the winning run.”
From here.
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
d'oh, I'm dumb
I misread the gamelog. Womack went to 3B on the play.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
No worries
most nerds like you confuse getting to first base with scoring.
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
by Man Mountain on Feb 17, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Ahem
Third base, dude. Like warm apple pie, I’m told.
by Brendanukkah on Feb 17, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
i was complimenting the nerd
There's action across the street. It's Snowman! Take him!
by Man Mountain on Feb 17, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
I don't say this very often but...
OMG ROTFL!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Here is the funniest thing I’ve read today.
I love how the writer refers to “Travis” throughout.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Feb 16, 2009 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
the cop just shot the unarmed chimp?
that is animalist!
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
that was kind of disturbing to be honest...
Have we never heard of tazers or tranquilizers?
That lady probably insulted the chimps mom or something…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Brendan is a chimp?
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Feb 16, 2009 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Like those Minutemen guys?
"You aint my bitch, n***a. Buy your own damn fries." ---President Obama
by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2009 8:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It is really coll that Travis bathed using a computer
I may be insensitive and crude, but a racist NEVER.
Mads

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