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FIRST!

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 14, 2009 11:05 AM EST reply actions  

pwntafied

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Feb 14, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

for effective use of graphs and charts… your move, Slyder

"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter

by BK on Feb 14, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Happy V-day to me!

MMMMM, pitcher.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Feb 14, 2009 11:14 AM EST reply actions  

that was one for you

I could have picked a picture of Harang, but really, who wants that? :)

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Feb 14, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah

thats a bit too much chin for me

by saboscork on Feb 14, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah!

This is the best mood I’ve ever been in to do my taxes. Thank you baseball!

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Feb 14, 2009 11:54 AM EST reply actions  

yay

We can stop being the racist site and go back to being the child pr0n site!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 14, 2009 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

and it's about time.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Feb 14, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I just watched the 1990 WS MLBN special again

to recapture some of the blind hope that this part of the season brings

"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter

by BK on Feb 14, 2009 12:31 PM EST reply actions  

You didn't miss it that time

I had it on my DVR. Looking at the listings, it’s not on anytime this week. I’ll let you know next time they air it.

"I like to think more in terms of him his in-scoring position percentage." - Dusty Baker (2009) regarding Corey Patterson's relationship with his daughter

by BK on Feb 14, 2009 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Aaron Harang - the 2009 Honorary First Player to come into camp after losing a bunch of weight

From Hal:

Harang walked into the clubhouse and mouths dropped. As he took his physical, team physician Dr. Tim Kremchek asked, "What did you do, leave half of yourself at home?"

Harang says he left more than half at home: 25 pounds and memories of last year and said, "I’ve flushed two things down the toilet – 25 pounds and what happened last year. I’m not even looking back over my shoulder."

Harang pitched at 265 pounds last year and is at 240, looking thin in his 6-foot-7 body.

Some fun stuff from the article:

  • Harang is durable:
    Durability? Nobody is more durable than Harang, who has pitched 211.2, 234.1, 231.2 and 184.1 (he had a sore elbow last season) innings over the past four years.
    First of all, it was a sore wrist. Secondly, when proving someone is durable, you don’t mention their injury in the previous season.
  • Harang will be starting on Opening Day.
    "If we started the season tomorrow, Harang would pitch," said Baker. "If he stays healthy he’s the guy."
    Obviously, Dusty is still intent on injurying Harang. He’s ready to pitch him even if Harang is not ready himself..
  • Dusty reminds us what Spring Training is the best part of the season:
    "I don’t care what people say," he said. That’s why we play the games. I wish I had a crystal ball, but then that would take the fun out of it."
    I hope there is fun to be taken out of it, if you know what I mean.

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Feb 14, 2009 12:46 PM EST reply actions  

25 lbs in the toilet?

Harang oughta lay off the Chipotle for a while.

Also, way to use “injury” as a verb, Slyde. I’m very ok with that sticking throughout the season.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Feb 14, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

typing not good something today

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Feb 14, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually...

…wasn’t that guy’s problem that not enough was going into the toilet?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 14, 2009 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

True

But I didn’t want to post a pic of the alternative.

by ken on Feb 14, 2009 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I just want to say that

the Mutter Museum is one of the most disturbingTourist Attractions I’ve ever been too. Caveat: I have a weak stomach.

All the same, the cadaver of incinerated woman and wall of abortions was really too much for me.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Feb 14, 2009 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Harang may be belimic

maybe my post about his weight upset him, and he has been vomiting up his food ever since.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 14, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

holy guacamole

He is skinny…

Linky

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 15, 2009 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I wonder who's watching over

The Castle Greyskull while Homer’s in Sarasota.

"You aint my bitch, n***a. Buy your own damn fries." ---President Obama

by Pops Daniels on Feb 14, 2009 1:14 PM EST reply actions  

awesome

this is a good day.

My millions are unconventional!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Feb 14, 2009 2:09 PM EST reply actions  

I have a serious question, this being baseball valentines day

My girlfriend still hasn’t called me, and i texted her the obligatory “happy valentines sweetie.” Do you think i can feign contempt and somehow get something in return, or should I make it no big deal and try to get something in return for my understanding. Anyway yaaay baseball!

No bees? Then who will sting me and walk on my sandwiches?

by The Crushinator on Feb 14, 2009 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

men

No woman is going to believe that a guy was actually bothered by a lack of a Valentine’s wish. They aren’t that stupid (unless they’re a Cubs fan).

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Feb 14, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm actually about to head out

to watch Waltz with Bashir for the night. Nothing says Valentine’s Day like Sabra and Shatila!

Happy P&CR day, y’all.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Feb 14, 2009 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

why are none of the MLB.com sites working?

I haven’t been able to get onto reds.com for a day or two. Is this my comp or what?

No bees? Then who will sting me and walk on my sandwiches?

by The Crushinator on Feb 14, 2009 5:21 PM EST reply actions  

looks like somebody has gotten a virus from

www.bitchtits.com

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 14, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm sounds interesting...

I clicked the link and it wouldn’t open. Its like I tried to flush a beach towel down my internet. This site works fine though…

No bees? Then who will sting me and walk on my sandwiches?

by The Crushinator on Feb 14, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i hope you didn't actually try to open that link

i have no idea what is behind that link, but I can only imagine.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 15, 2009 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

According to MLB Trade Rumors...

…the Braves are interested in Griffey.

I guess that Mariners rumor was jumping the gun a little.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 14, 2009 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

hmmm

Griffey’s first choice is Atlanta:

Atlanta is his first choice. He really wants to play for the Braves. Has a daughter on an Atlanta AAU team and a son who’s playing high school football this year in Orlando, and Griffey doesn’t want to be on the other side of the country at Seattle. Plus, he’s always wanted to play for Bobby Cox.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Feb 14, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

no fatties cut?

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 14, 2009 6:58 PM EST reply actions  

the Josh Hancock effect

is still feared.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Feb 14, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe that is why harang lost weight

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 14, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

poor Josh

RIP, bro.

"aw....c'mon. That's suck! I heard Coldplay on WARM98" obc son(after watching the band win Best Rock Grammy)

by obc2 on Feb 14, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah ... the "stanton effect" just isn't the same

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Feb 15, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I figured out how Cincinnati can win the World Series this year

Tell Johnny Cueto he is going to Japan.

"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

by justin007000 on Feb 15, 2009 10:59 AM EST reply actions  

last year'd

Made from 100% recycled awesome,

by chandrathan on Feb 15, 2009 11:29 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

BTW

is Homer throwing a knuckle-curve in that photo? If that’s a pitch he’s developing then, terrific. Throw it for strikes and we’re in like Flynn.

"You aint my bitch, n***a. Buy your own damn fries." ---President Obama

by Pops Daniels on Feb 17, 2009 12:37 PM EST reply actions  

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