World Cup Draw: The English are coming!
Group A
South Africa
Mexico
Uruguay
France
Group B
Argentina
Nigeria
South Korea
Greece
Group C
England
United States
Algeria
Slovenia
Group D
Germany
Australia
Serbia
Ghana
Group E
Netherlands
Denmark
Japan
Cameroon
Group F
Italy
Paraguay
New Zealand
Slovakia
Group G
Brazil
North Korea
Ivory Coast
Portugal
Group H
Spain
Switzerland
Honduras
Chile
What do you think of our group? Any matchups you're excited to see? How much does it suck to be North Korea?
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Like the draw a lot for the U.S.
Also, if it finishes second in the group, a likely matchup with Germany in Round of 16. I want revenge!
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I'm thankful we're not in Group G.
That lineup of Brazil/Portugal/CdI is very tough.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Yeah, one of those teams is going home
My money is on Portugal. They’ve had some injuries, are prone to upsets in major competitions, and Cote d’Ivoire will be on its home continent. It’s worth noting that no European team has won the World Cup when the tournament is not played in Europe.
Cote d'Ivoire is really tough. I think they'll get overlooked.
I like Brazil, obviously. I agree that Portugal will probably be upset by the Ivory squad.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I think your overrating South Africa's Africanness vs. its Europeanness
for all of the ads with zebrahs and elephants, South Africa is still more British than it is African. I’m rooting for Netherlands to win it in the Third Boer War
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Dec 4, 2009 6:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And after all the controversy
It’s hilarous that FIFA gives France the warm kiss of Group A. Italy and Germany have nice draws.
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My initial thoughts
There’s no way we’re beating England, although a draw might be possible. David Beckham is likely to be playing for AC Milan before the World Cup, but it would have been funny to see him playing in MLS, and whether the American Players might try to take him down. Similarly, our top two goalkeepers play in the Premier League, as does M/F Clint Dempsey. Jay DeMerit, likely one of our center backs plays for West Ham with a Slovenian teammate.
Still, we got the weakest African team and one of the weakest European teams. Assuming that Oguchi Onyewu will be recovered, I think we can definitely advance out of the group.
I agree.
It’s going to be difficult to beat England. However, if we play like we did when we beat Spain, anything’s possible. At least that game is first.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I'm missing Charlie Davies more and more
I’m wondering whether it’s best to play Clint Dempsey up top, or try and rely on the suddenly white-hot Jeff Cunningham. If Conor Casey’s name is anywhere near the roster that goes to South Africa, I will scream.
I would like to see more of Edgar Castillo though.
I think they'll play Dempsey over Cunningham
but he’ll have a shorter leash. Castillo should get more time.
Conor Casey is welcome to come to SA as a waterboy.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I've always thought Dempsey played better out on the wing,
but I also don’t trust Cunningham. You should’ve driven slower, Charlie Davies!!
If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke
Dempsey plays more of a forward role for his club team, Fulham
Also, his big goals during the Confederations Cup tended to come after he’d been moved from the wing to up top. Cunningham is old and has been out of the national team picture for some time, but there’s no denying his scoring touch right now. 16 goals in the second half of the season for Dallas and the only player to score for the US in their recent games against Denmark and Slovakia. It’s an interesting case, and one of the few players that gives you something close to the speed of Davies.
Also, reports are that Davies wasn’t the driver of that car.
I liked Findlay for Real in the MLS Cup
he brings the Davies game (speed, mostly) but then again, so does Adu. Is there a chance he gets to come out?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Findley deserves some kind of shot, as a reserve at least
He’s looked downright awesome all year. I’d also love to see someone like Jermaine Jones get added to the squad too. He’s a midfielder who’s lived and played in Germany his whole life, but has American parents, and recently declared for the US team, so he’s eligible to be picked. Adding someone like that would give us an opportunity to put Dempsey up top where he belongs.
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by BK on Dec 4, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Adu has seemingly a ton of talent
If you watch his highlight videos, he’s got more creativity than just about any US player. However, he can’t find a club where he gets playing time. I don’t know what the problem is, but it’s been about three years since he’s played regularly. He’s an extreme longshot to make the team. I doubt we see him.
by Brendanukkah on Dec 4, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
The problem with Adu....
He’s the same height as I am. That doesn’t fly as an attacker unless you’re as skilled as Messi. Adu’s skilled, but he’s not Messi skilled.
Also, am I crazy for thinking this Cup could be a “Welcome to the International Stage” party for Jozy Altidore? I love the way that kid plays.
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Either it is, or the US doesn't make it out of the group stage
For them to advance at all, Altidore is going to have to play huge.
I agree though, I love his play too, and I think he could be a breakout star at the Cup
If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke
Jozy isn't getting hardly any run at Hull
I’d love for him to start showing up and get some goals in 2010 for them, but I’m starting to get concerned. Its not like Hull has tons of weaposn.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
He's been getting starts there recently.
Along awesomely named Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink, and Geovanni. He hasn’t been playing the full 90 minutes though, which is a concern.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Dec 5, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
And hasn't scored goals, which is also a concern
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by BK on Dec 5, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
DeMerit plays for Watford, in the Cokeship
You’re thinking of Jonathan Spector for West Ham. I don’t think that’ll be a problem, because he never plays, but you overlooked Jozy Altidore playing for Hull. He needs to get the hell out of there.
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by BK on Dec 4, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think the England coach
understands any of Jeremy Schaap’s questions.
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All three CONCACAF teams have a decent chance of advancing out of group stage
Mexico needs to beat France, but they can do that. Honduras will not beat Spain, but they should handle business against Chile. The question is how they fare against the Swiss. US, obviously, has a decent road.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Chile is tough
Honduras isn’t a bad team, but I don’t see them advancing over Spain and Chile. And Mexico… what a lucky break. I think they can beat France, particularly if Geovani dos Santos is in form for this tournament. The host’s luck is going to definitely be put to the test. Every host team has made it out of the group stage, even the US in ‘94. It’ll be tough this time. But if Japan can do it, why not South Africa?
they're a speedy side, no doubt.
They definitely don’t have to be the best technical team to advance in that group. The question is, which side do they get the most help from, Mexico or France.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
If Beckham fixed the draw...
At least he threw us a bone too.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Actually, I think I like Group C for the U.S.
better than Group A. England is more beatable than France. And you KNOW South Africa as the host country will get the homer help by the officials against teams like Mexico and Uruguay.
FIFA wants the host to make at least the Round of 16.
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And I watched South Africa
in the Confed Cup. Small, but extremely fast team. With Mexico’s spotty history. don’t be surprised if South Africa advances.
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Schaap is trying to badger BoBradley to say that this group will be easy.
Bradley won’t do it. It’s funny to watch.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
so what's the most uncertain group here?
im gonna say D and E. the seeded teams should advance without many problems, but beyond them it looks like it could be anyone’s game.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 4, 2009 2:16 PM EST reply actions
B also will be interesting to watch unfold
Nigeria should advance, but can’t overlook Greece. I don’t think SK has much of a chance though.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
The most uncertain might be Group G, the seeming Group of Death
Cote d’Ivoire and Portugal seem like something of a tossup, with great strikers, but not necessarily elite teams. Brazil should advance, but don’t forget that the US was up on them 2-0 in the Confederations Cup final. They’re elite, but could be had. Their qualifying campaign started sluggishly, not like Spain or England who won all their matches. It’s three top teams and only two can go through. Poor North Korea, which will be trying to play them on a diet of sawdust and propaganda. It’s possible that the other three teams might rest players when they play N. Korea, which might give them a chance to knock off a giant. I don’t see that happening though.
Agreed, it's gotta be G
I think Cote d’Ivoire will get out of that group. E is intriguing too. After the Netherlands, you’ve got a decent Denmark team, an underrated Cameroon team, and Japan, who nobody has any idea about. I’ve already read a prediction for every single one of those teams advancing.
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by BK on Dec 4, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
D is the most competitive group
Group G may be the group of death, but it also has a total shit team in it (North Korea) that has zero chance.
All four of the Group D teams have a legit chance at advancing. Even Germany will be tested.
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Hopefully Germany is exhausted coming out of the group stage,
so when the US plays them in the round of 16 they can handle them.
It should also be interesting to see if Nigeria can slip past Greece for the second spot in group B.
On a personal note, I REALLY REALLY hope the US can at least get a draw against England, cause if they lose all my old friends from London are going to give me hell. If we can somehow beat them, I just might fly to London wearing an American flag bikini.
If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke
Michael Bradley, the central midfielder for the US, plays in Germany
I’d love to see him have a big tournament. He’ll be 23 that summer, and has the skill to be a vital player. Stuart Holden has shown a ton of progress as well, and might be a nice player. A midfield of Donovan-Jones-Bradley-Holden with Dempsey partnering Altidore up top would be interesting. Ricardo clark and Jose Francisco Torres on the bench.
Jose Francisco Torres is the Chris Dickerson of US soccer
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by BK on Dec 4, 2009 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Also, Jerry Narron likes our chances against England
After all, we’re 1-0 against them all-time in the World Cup.
The moment of the day for me.
Was when the ESPN commentator says “My God, Welcome back to the World Cup North Korea”
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John Harkes just did a full projection of the Cup
He has Uruguay going through to the semis…beating England in the quarters. The other soccer guys in studio are ripping him hard. Brazil-Spain was pick for final. Has U.S. losing to Germany in Round of 16.
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Uruguay struggled to beat Costa Rica to qualify.
They’re a long shot to even make it out of the group. I do worry about Germany, but they’re a pretty similar team to England. If we can play Rooney & Co. well, then I’d like our chances against the Mannschaft (hee hee!).
Has there been any more discussion
about those annoying buzzing horn things?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Hopefully the TV feeds will just stop piping in
crowd noise. That rarely adds anything, anyway.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I think crowd noise in the World Cup is an exception
The cheering will be crazy, there will instruments like drums as well as the crappy vuvuzelas. English fans are known for their songs. Soccer atmospheres are one instance where I really like crowd noise. It can be a little more interesting than just a roar or chants of “U-S-A! U-S-A!”
I just wonder
if the drums, chants and songs will be very audible over the vuvuzelas. I mean, won’t the majority of the crowd be locals at all of the games?
I love all of the claims that getting rid of those would be getting rid of the Africanness of the games or something. It seems like African traditions would call for much more in the way of rhythm and song, rather than just a constant buzzing that any undeveloped culture could provide.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I could go for more crowd noise uin any baseball game that is annouced by tHom or clownboy
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
did you see them at the Oregon-Oregon state game?
My God, I want to go to a game in Autzen one day.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
Love the time for the England game
2:30 p.m. on Saturday June 12. The Slovenia and Algeria games will be at 10 a.m.
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This should really be a FanShot
by Brian B on Dec 4, 2009 5:02 PM EST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
They're not even breathing hard
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by BubbaFan on Dec 4, 2009 6:14 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Typical English
“Almost……almost…..almost……there we are.”
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I bet the Netherlands-Japan game will be the most entertaining of the group stage
I’m always a huge fan of ultra-nationalist countries where most of the team plays locally…they tend to be cohesive and have relatively unknown skill players. Plus, Nakamura would scare the holy hell out of me in a close game.
I wouldn’t bet on Nigeria getting too far, though. South Africans HATE Nigerians (Nigerian drug runners run the black market in most African countries), and I would expect that to show, and not in a civil, vevezuela, way, either.
All in all, I’d love for Ghana to make a run, and I’d like Argentina and France to be scary, as well. I’m a fan of Portugal as long as Simao is on their team (and I suppose BubbaFan is, too) and I’ll always, always, root for Het Oranje.
Anyone want to get a RR pool going come Spring?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I hopped on the Chile bandwagon last summer
and I’m not getting off until those poor kids get raped as usual by Brazil in the round of 16.
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Yes, I'm already planning on putting one together
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Dec 5, 2009 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
In that North Korean team will not be in North Korea,
I don’t think it sucks that much to be them.
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
by Man Mountain on Dec 4, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
The ESPN analyst pointed out
that at least they would get some cool jersey in exchange.
He did not point out that it would probably triple the number of shirts in the family.
Did you see what psycho Kim did to the currency this week? Unbelievable.
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You left out the 'd'
geez Gray…
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
well
So far, Grady Sizemore’s lawyers haven’t been very successful at scrubbing those pics off the web.
His girlfriend is indeed a Playboy Playmate; must be her in that photo on the mirror. She’s Brittany Binger, the pride of Bellevue, Ohio.
She says it’s a creepy stalker fan who stole the photos.
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North Korea's getting out of Group G.
I mean, did you see their qualification stats? Their striker, K. Jong-Il, scored 72 goals in their 16 qualifying matches. seventy fucking two<e/m>. I can’t belive I haven’t seen a feature on this guy on ESPN yet.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Slash goes before the "e", dumbass.
Have a few more beers.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
I'm predicting a draw with England.
The logic goes something like this. A loss to USA would be devastating; England will play to be sure not to lose. A win is nice, but at least a draw is essential. Then, they figure they beat up on the other two and get through.
Similarly, the US would be thrilled to pull out a draw. A win is highly unlikely, but that extra point makes the other two games much less stressful.
Both teams playing for a draw, England hoping to get lucky, means either 0-0, or 1-0 England.
"The USA despite its flaws and corruption and overall messiness is still a great and powerful instrument of freedom and hope for the entire world." - Madville
conversely:
Englishmen are chinless pussies. we win.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 5, 2009 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
Cristiano Ronaldo would say it, but it's not polite to talk with your mouth full

by Brendanukkah on Dec 5, 2009 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
That is such a bad photoshop
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Dec 5, 2009 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
no kidding...
I could do much better, and I have no photoshop training.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Translation:
Wah,Wah, Wah…he pushed me!
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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i met Andy Rooney when i lived in England
he’s shorter in person.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 5, 2009 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
That has nothing to do with soccer. I just find it interesting!

by Brendanukkah on Dec 5, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Is he shorter than mick Cronin?
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you sure it's not the other way around?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 5, 2009 2:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
heh
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
unless USA pulls an '02 Portugal or '09 Spain
comes out attacking and just scares the holy hell out of England. I can’t see them doing that without Davies (or Adu or Findlay) though
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
You know I'll always love soccer.

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