Reds extend Rolen through 2012, save $$$ for this season
Rolen to earn $6 million in 2010 versus the $11 mil he was originally owed. $6.5 million in 2011 and 2012 plus a $5 mil signing bonus to be payed out over the three years
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I dunno about this given his age/injury history
Do we really want a 37 year old 3B?
"Santa Claus doesn't use Craigslist." -- 'tHan
That was my first thought
But the dollars are fairly reasonable. He should be able to earn his keep.
This must mean END is officially done at third.
I don't know about END
This was his first option year I believe. That means he can still be in the minors in 2010 and 2011. Given his plate approach he could probably use all of that time refining things and still be in the majors by the time he is 24.
One more year, or a part thereof seems reasonalbe for the kid
Chris was a guy that ... was heavily misunderstood.. the only guys that knew Chris and knew how good of a heart he had, how kind he was, how gentle he was, how soft of a heart he had, were the guys in our locker room, the guys who were close to him, his family." — Bengals quarterback Carson Palmer
I don't know
He had to learn to play defense regardless of whether he stays at 3B or moves elsewhere along with drastically improving his walk rate or drastically cutting down his strikeout rate.
Agreed - I'm saying another year at the minor league level is a good thing
not necessarily that he’ll stay there all season. I prefer Frazier as the back up 3rd baseman and the starting LF unless Gomes is signed. Its only a couple/three months ’til ST.
Chris was a guy that ... was heavily misunderstood.. the only guys that knew Chris and knew how good of a heart he had, how kind he was, how gentle he was, how soft of a heart he had, were the guys in our locker room, the guys who were close to him, his family." — Bengals quarterback Carson Palmer
Less than 2 months until pitchers and catchers report on Feb 18.
Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 19, 2009 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
fuck a duck
im putting the over-under for games played by Rolen under this contract at 300
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
Rolen
Still don’t like the trade for Rolen. Still like Rolen the player. Think its going to be very tough for him not to earn every penny of this contract if he can play 100 games a year. Good extension for the money.
How would you like the trade if the extension was signed upon arrival?
Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 19, 2009 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
I just saw this and don't know how to feel about it
I mean, on the one hand, it’s great that salary was freed up. On the other, he’s old and broken.
I think until we see what is done with the freed money, the jury’s out on this one.
Same here
Hopefully they have something in the works for that money.
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unless that shortstop is Juan Castro
be careful how you word your wish.
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Damn Walt - late again...
Chris was a guy that ... was heavily misunderstood.. the only guys that knew Chris and knew how good of a heart he had, how kind he was, how gentle he was, how soft of a heart he had, were the guys in our locker room, the guys who were close to him, his family." — Bengals quarterback Carson Palmer
Would love to see
this money easing the financial pain of letting Wily go.
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I like this
Just twice in the last 8 seasons has Rolen not been productive enough to be worth double the base salaries and the signing bonus isn’t much more on top of that. He just needs to be worth 2 WAR a season and this deal is a win for the Reds. I think he’s a pretty good bet for that, even if he’s not playing 150 games.
Seriously though, why is it a signing bonus?
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re: signing bonus
Maybe it’s truly a creative way to get the deal done. Maybe Uncle Walt has started a new trend in contracts!
Won't count against us for the luxury tax
No idea. “Deferred over three years” means paid throughout the three-year contract, right? As opposed to a lump sum at the end?
not sure, I think it could mean either one
but yeah, I bet it’s a luxury tax thing.
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I don't think the Reds are anywhere near being impacted by the Luxury tax.
It’s just a way to save money this year would be my guess.
I was being a little tongue in cheek about the luxury tax
But it could affect the revenue sharing $$. Total guess on my part.
Re:Signing Bonus
Likely so the MLBPA wouldn’t argue that he took such a discount from his previous contract. This just seems like a way to defer what he already had coming without setting a trend. Remember that the MLBPA stepped in when Arod was taking a discount to go to Beantown.
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by Schmidtxc on Dec 19, 2009 5:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it was a discount potentially to Rolen's advantage
it gave him more guarenteed years which is something anybody who is Rolen’s age would want.
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by justin007000 on Dec 20, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
That sound you just heard ...
was Todd Frazier’s fist going through a wall … and the cat screeching after getting kicked to the top of the tree by END!
I don't think Frazier's concerned
but END should be. Frazier has at least proven capable at other positions.
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if he's moving to left, ultimately this deal is bad news for Alonso
Alway the optimist...I like your think kid...
Someone's getting traded
Good money that its Francisco or Alonso.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Dec 19, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
among my friends
we’ve been under the assumption — for quite a while — that alonso will never wear a Reds uniform
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I totally agree with that.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 19, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
oh my
someone just got served
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 19, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Now that Rolen's making pretty reasonable money through 2012, he is more tradeable. No?
Maybe they deal him instead of the younger guys?
He's got a no-trade
And since he specifically wanted to come to Cincinnati to be near his home, I don’t think he’ll agree to be traded.
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I like it
If the money freed up is spent wisely. Rolen, while he is old will definitely be worth that. especially with a lot of other large contracts coming off the books the next couple years. His defense will still be top of the line, and im sure he will hit well enough to earn his keep
"strikeouts are a lot sexier than groundouts"
So the net savings for this year
is actually only a tad over 2.8MM. I’ll be very surprised if it isn’t directly turned over to Gomes.
Good memory
Cot’s confirms that Toronto paid the rest of the 2009 salary (3.9M). Also says that St. Louis is paying his 4M bonus for 2010. Rolen’s got all kind of teams paying him next year.
Gomes will really get signed after the Nix deal?
The Reds have a glut of mediocre outfielders…they could trade, sure, but they still likely need a realistic shortstop and magic beans for their pitchers. I think Gomes’s time in our hearts is done, unfortunately
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I don't think so
From some of the things Uncle Walt has said, it sounds like he still wants Gomes. If he saw Doug’s chart, he might not think it was such a good idea.
Heisey’s a righty, righty?
correcty
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 19, 2009 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
I like the deal for the Reds, but I'm pessimistic that it turns into something else
Even if it is only a couple million, with the financial hole this team is in now, wouldn’t the savings go directly into that?
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the more i think about it
the more i like this deal. unless he completely breaks, he’ll easily be worth the money. im not as concerned about how it effects the prospects, as ive never really been a fan of END anyway and Frazier can play at least 2 other positions. i would LOVE to see the savings net Tejada on a 1-year deal. it’s been said that if he wants a deal he’ll have to move to 3B, so maybe the Reds could get him to come for 4-5 mil with the promise of a SS gig.
if this indeed leads to a good SS move (and at this point, i think only Tejada counts) then this is the kind of deal i could really love. but even if the savings are sunk, i still like it. nothing can change the past and magically make the trade a good deal, but this is at least a good salve for the wound.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 19, 2009 3:40 PM EST reply actions
the Mets will never trade Reyes
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 19, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't be so sure about that
He’s lost a ton of popularity here after all the injuries and struggles this season. He’d definitely require a ton, but it seems like the team’s only untouchables right now are Wright and Santana, and maybe Beltran.
If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke
What do you think it would take
It would have to be pretty much all MLB players because you know they don’t value prospects in NY.
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 19, 2009 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
i would do something like Arroyo and Francisco
because i reeeeeeeeally want to fleece somebody this holiday season.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 19, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
you can snuggie someone instead?
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by Cy Schourek on Dec 19, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Reminds me of Alien.
I prefer the scene in Spaceballs
where the alien busts out of the guy’s chest and goes into a song and dance routine.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Exceptional Art Dave - Bravo Bravo
Chris was a guy that ... was heavily misunderstood.. the only guys that knew Chris and knew how good of a heart he had, how kind he was, how gentle he was, how soft of a heart he had, were the guys in our locker room, the guys who were close to him, his family." — Bengals quarterback Carson Palmer
I'll rec a use of MSPaint spray paint
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green'd...awesome
Although I can’t take credit for the artwork, do a google image search of baby with snuggie and you find all sorts of hilarious shit.
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by Dave from Louisville on Dec 20, 2009 9:35 AM EST up reply actions
Damn, I thought you'd done that
Still, funny pictures.
by Brendanukkah on Dec 20, 2009 9:59 AM EST up reply actions
I'm disappointed that I had to make this one
The internet let me down today…

Quato Snuggie!
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by Slyde on Dec 20, 2009 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Calling it now
Our new image for Cueto starts!
by Brendanukkah on Dec 20, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
You are what you do.
Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 20, 2009 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Now there's a great nickname for Cueto: THE REACTOR!
Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 20, 2009 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Too many "meltdown" possibilities.
by Brian B on Dec 22, 2009 12:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I don't think that would do it, but Arroyo + Alonso probably would
and I would totally do that, as long as no money changed hands
If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke
"Reyes looked like a squeegee man who used to stand outside the Lincoln Tunnel."
that’s sartorialist!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
that's a coincidence and irrelevant
Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 20, 2009 2:20 AM EST up reply actions
I LOVE THIS DEAL
Absolutely every team in baseball would love to sign Rolen to a 3 year – 24 million contract.
This gives us consistent elite infield defense at 3B and 2B in the next 3 years.
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 19, 2009 4:09 PM EST reply actions
I don't mind this at all, but this just became Scott Rolen's team.
Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.
And?
Chris was a guy that ... was heavily misunderstood.. the only guys that knew Chris and knew how good of a heart he had, how kind he was, how gentle he was, how soft of a heart he had, were the guys in our locker room, the guys who were close to him, his family." — Bengals quarterback Carson Palmer
I know he's clashed with other clubhouses before
But hopefully the ameliorating effect of being on his preferred team near his hometown will make him a solid veteran leader to take some of the load off Votto and Phillips, and bring the young guys up in a better manner than Griffey and Dunn did.
by Brendanukkah on Dec 19, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
I think the clubhouse cancer thing has been exaggerated a bit too.
I’m a pretty laid back guy, but if I had to share a clubhouse with LaRussa I’d probably be a dick too.
If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke
totally agree
and the reason why they had a fallout is because LaRussa fucking benched him in the World Series. I would have done the same thing as Rolen did.
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 19, 2009 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
I could be wrong
but didn’t LaRussa bag on him because he was hurt and he thought he should play through it? Regardless, anyone who clashes with him gets bonus points.
he was hurt the last part of the season came back
for the playoffs and wasn’t playing MVP level he was when he got them there so LaRussa decided to play the hot hand instead of moving him down the line-up.
Fuck LaRussa
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 19, 2009 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
LaLoser can blow me...
Chris was a guy that ... was heavily misunderstood.. the only guys that knew Chris and knew how good of a heart he had, how kind he was, how gentle he was, how soft of a heart he had, were the guys in our locker room, the guys who were close to him, his family." — Bengals quarterback Carson Palmer
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Big Bob- “Well Walt, fill us in on how the trades and signings are going?”
Walt “Sure guys…doesn’t look good for getting a veteran SS and Gomes is being a prick and wants a big raise.”
Bob “That ain’t gonna happen”
Dudsy " Fuck him we don’t need no Veteran Presence or cancer on this team, not with all the young talent"
Bob " So we’re agreed not to pursue Gomes further?"
Walt “Ok by me”
Dudsy “Well he ain’t never brought me no pheasant”
Scott" Nobody cares about Gomes…when do we dump ‘you know who’ and replace him with ‘someone in this room’
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Scoot " I’m signed through 2012…who here ins’t….."
Chris was a guy that ... was heavily misunderstood.. the only guys that knew Chris and knew how good of a heart he had, how kind he was, how gentle he was, how soft of a heart he had, were the guys in our locker room, the guys who were close to him, his family." — Bengals quarterback Carson Palmer
you did better work with dick pole.
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by justin007000 on Dec 20, 2009 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
You think this is easy?
This kind of character development is harder than say, getting a functional and meaningful health care bill passed….I mean cut me some slack…
Chris was a guy that ... was heavily misunderstood.. the only guys that knew Chris and knew how good of a heart he had, how kind he was, how gentle he was, how soft of a heart he had, were the guys in our locker room, the guys who were close to him, his family." — Bengals quarterback Carson Palmer
That would help even more than his defense, perhaps.
Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 19, 2009 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
My thoughts too...
Walt has bent over backwards acquiring, defending and accommodating Rolen.
I think Walt is quitely grooming and positioning Rolen to take over for Dusty.
by jambolyajones on Dec 19, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
This deal works for me
I keep thinking how stupid it would be if they lost rolen in a year after giving up stewart/roenicke for him. I figured we see him extended, just didnt think it would be this soon. gives them some wiggle room for this year, and the bonus is basically what we knock off this yr’s salary spread out over three years, so even though it’s 8.1 mil a year its still not bad.
I think you just answered the signing bonus question
If they had simply paid him 8 mil a year there might have been a problem with the union or something about taking a bunch of money away from him this year, but technically, with the signing bonus, he’s still making 11 mil this year, just some of it is deferred.
Makes sense to me
If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke
I was wondering why even have a signing bonus too
I didn’t even think about union laws and such, I would have just figured that was up to the player and his agent to decide if he wanted to take a pay cut for an extension.
I'm not seeing any savings...
Sure, this shifts some of the costs, but that $5 million for next year just got spread over three years. No savings there. It’s just a two year/$13 million extension plus some creative accounting.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I was kinda pissed at first, but the deal makes sense.
You figure age won’t negatively affect his defensive value at 3B much, and even if his power continues to sag he’ll still probably be able to get on base, which this team definitely needs, so he’s likely to be worth the money.
Doug’s point about END’s age is a good one, especially given the fast track he was seemingly put on by the Reds. This gives me a bit more confidence that they see him for what he is right now, and I don’t think anyone on the Reds thinks of Frazier as a 3B primarily anymore, considering he hasn’t played there in ages.
Now let’s see what Walt does with the money
If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke
interesting
The Rolen trade makes more sense now. He apparently really, really wants to be here, to be near his family, so perhaps there was an agreement before the trade was made.
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this is the primary reason i hate the trade so much
if Rolen really wanted out of Toronto and particularly in Cincy, then why did we have to give up so much? the Blue Jays had their hands tied!
if there was an agreement in place beforehand, then why not make it known? why all the hand-wringing about the budget the past few months?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 19, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder
if we really gave up that much. The Reds needed to get rid of EE if they were getting Rolen, and the Jays apparently didn’t really want him. They took him to get the deal done.
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that's a problem (in my opinion) with the teams not valuing EdE properly
he was (and probably still is) a decent 1.5-2 WAR player. that’s not great shakes, but it means he wasnt overpaid. the Reds were desperate to get rid of him, but i dont think they should have been so. at least, not desperate enough to kick in Stewart to get the deal done. conversely, i would have forced the Jays to take him so they could unload Rolen. Rolen didnt want to be there and the Jays wanted to clear his salary. the Reds should have had all the leverage in the negotiations, but from the outcome you’d think it was the other way around.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 19, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
EdE just wasn't clutch

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The Jays didn't non-tender EdE, as far as I know
He’s not a prize pig but I wouldn’t say that Toronto didn’t want him.
If they non-tendered him
They’d still have to pay his $5 million salary.
The Jays have traditionally liked defense, so he’s really not their type. But that doesn’t mean they’d nontender him now. Maybe they’ll try to trade him…but right now, they’d be selling low.
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Right, I forgot about the contract
Assumed he was just eligible for arb. The Jays have a new GM now, so we’ll see how they treat Edwin.
Technically
They would have to DFA him because he already has a contract for 2010.
by Dave from Louisville on Dec 19, 2009 9:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
has this "happy to be by his family" thing
been said anywhere outside of Red Reporter? I haven’t found it, but then again, I’m not in the Cincy sports loop
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I remember reading it from a "real" news source at the time of the trade.
Don’t remember where, though.
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As long as he's healthy
I guess i don’t mind this. I was stumped as to why we got him to begin with, given our payroll limits and the direction I thought we were going. But since we have him now,
shifting some pay around and getting a decently affordable extension is smart, I guess, and if he plays most of those extended years without a huge decline, we’ve got an OK deal. But given his injury history, it’s hard not to be a little leery… How many games do you guess we can actually expect him to play through the end of this contract?
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Is it just me or does the three hour pre-game show for the Saints-cowboys game seem a bit excessive?
dang
I wish I had the NFL Network.
Just when I had given up on the Cowboys…

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watching it
Interesting that they were talking about Rose having a chance at breaking Ty Cobb’s record – 15 years before he actually broke Cobb’s record.
Also, love the Reds uniforms from that season. I’d like to see them go back to that. I think these are them:

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they didn't go double-knit until '72
I agree, those uniforms there are the best the Reds ever had…the current ones are a decent update of them, but the HUGE SANS SERIF NAMES are a personal favorite (and one that no company ever does right when making retros).
Playing around on this database is a lot of fun, but they’re a little shoddy on some stuff in the 21st century. I’ve also spent too much time at this website, and my parents got me this book when I was like, 6. And I memorized the whole thing. I was a weird child.
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by Cy Schourek on Dec 20, 2009 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Holy hell, those sites are awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Dec 20, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Makes me want to buy a blue Reds hat
I noticed that that site doesn’t show alternates. Was there an alternate in the earlier years?
Start SEEing motorcycles
nah
no merch sales, and there wasn’t enough money to have new jerseys all the time. I don’t think alts really picked up till the 90s, but I suppose someone who wants to do research can tell me I’m wrong.
You know that road greys are traditional because teams wouldn’t want to do laundry on the road, so they just bought fabric that would hide stains better? Ah, the good ol’ days…
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Yeah, decent uni's.
As long as the shirts stay this level of bagginess (no more, no less), and they all show at least this much stirrup.
Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 20, 2009 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
That is true
I miss there old coats, wind breakers just don’t look the same.
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by justin007000 on Dec 20, 2009 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Be a good look for an Indie band
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Holy shit.
Those are fantastic. And I agree with Cy, those are beautiful names.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Dec 20, 2009 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I was surprised bc I was expecting the softball pullovers
Really like those unis. The sideburns, too.
I would chip in cash money to have these players grow funky beards, sideburns, or handlebar mustaches.
Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 20, 2009 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
I don't have anywhere to post this
Gookie Dawkins tested positive for a banned substance, according to Baseball America.
by Brian B on Dec 21, 2009 9:08 PM EST via mobile reply actions
it was
a recreational drug, not a PED.
I didn’t realize he was a second round pick.

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Neither did his bat.
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