Reds Sign scrub SS Chris Burke
C. Trent Rosecrans of CNATI.com tweets that the Reds signed infielder Chris Burke to a minor league deal. Burke, 30 in March, struggled in 89 plate appearances for the Padres this year and otherwise hit .279/.351/.397 in 354 Triple A plate appearances for the Braves and Mariners. He spent most of his time in the middle infield.
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I believe a number of us were Chris Burke fans not too long ago.
Dude could fly. Luke Scott was a poor man’s Chris Burke.
by Brian B on Dec 11, 2009 3:18 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Nothing will end our interest in Craig Counsell.
The man is mysterious and sexy beyond measure.
Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 11, 2009 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
Is Walt doing a book report on "The Old Man and the Wishbone C"?
/terrible
by Brendanukkah on Dec 11, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
Terrible.
What happened to quality over quantity, ’nukkah? :P
Give me a lineup of 9 Ryan Freels, and I'll show you a team that can't pitch.
by PeteyHendrix on Dec 11, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
A limerick
Craig Counsell, it should be considered,
Is a ballplayer, aged and withered.
Signing him’s a mistake
So for Jocketty’s sake
We hope that Walt finds himself outbiddered.
(It’s a perfectly cromulent rhyme.)
by Brendanukkah on Dec 11, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You could get these meter maids to speak the limerick in unison
that could help…tempo is crucial when delivering a limerick
There is an overriding misconception that Clutch is an overriding misconception.
I was at a Redbox last night as the maintenance guy was working on it
It took everything I had not to memorize his username/password. Stupid morals. :)
"Santa Claus doesn't use Craigslist." -- 'tHan
Spoken like a true systems admin
Actually, that’s only if you tried “admin/password” when he walked way. Because 95% of the time that works.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
his username was jrogers
I turned my head intentionally when he started his password. If I didn’t I would have memorized it out of principle.
"Santa Claus doesn't use Craigslist." -- 'tHan
I have lost all interest in Craig Cowsill
There is an overriding misconception that Clutch is an overriding misconception.
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