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aw, how cute

Janish invited his teammates to his wedding.

Dickerson, Stubbs, Bruce, Maloney, and little Danny Ray. I wonder if he invited everyone, and those are the ones who accepted, or if he limited it to guys he played in the minors with.

My favorite Thanksgiving side dish: my mom’s clam stuffing.

Also, we always had sushi at Thanksgiving. It’s kind of a Hawaii thing. Not raw fish (though we had that too) – “sushi” actually means “vinegared rice” in Japan, not necessarily raw fish. In Hawaii, sushi is usually “maki sushi,” with either canned tuna or canned eel rather than raw fish.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Nov 25, 2009 10:57 AM EST reply actions  

They're both from Texas

Their home towns aren’t that far apart, as such things are judged in Texas.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Nov 25, 2009 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

ha

i have two friends in grad school, one at Texas Tech and one at OK State. i was talking to one, who was planning to drive and see the other. his quote, “it’s not that far. it’s only like 6 1/2 hours”.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 25, 2009 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

MMMM Sushi dogs!

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

by Madville on Nov 25, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Dusty, who's that fella on the far left?

Dusty: You mean Dickerson?
Me: No, the FAR left.
Dusty: Dickerson?

by Brian B on Nov 25, 2009 1:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, for making hundreds of thousands of dollars

I’m kind of disappointed in how the Reds dress. Hollywood Dickerson is ok, but Stubbs and Maloney are dressed like sketchy uncles.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Nov 25, 2009 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It was nice of them to provide lime green kool aid for Li'l D-Ray

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Nov 27, 2009 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanksgiving Chicken

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

by Madville on Nov 25, 2009 11:46 AM EST reply actions  

"Hyperbolic"!!??!!

Way to represent, Slyde!

A little annoying/embarrassing for Simon to reference twice in ten questions “Volquez contributing in early 2010”…

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Nov 25, 2009 11:56 AM EST reply actions  

yeah, I kind of got the impression that he didn't know a lot about the Reds

but to be fair, he sent me a list of questions and I answered them. I imagine that if it had been a back and forth, he probably wouldn’t have put Volquez in the 2nd question.

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Nov 25, 2009 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why Slyde hurts tim
10. Final Question, you’ve got a crystal ball, the Cincinnati Reds will make the playoffs in ________.
2011. And when you ask me in 2011, I’ll say 2013. Such is the life of a Reds fan.

When I make that point, I hack people off. When Slyde does it, it’s diplomatic and a jumping off point for discussion…

Slyde, would you be willing to edit my posts for unnecessary aggression? I want to be like, dammit

by timb116 on Nov 25, 2009 12:38 PM EST reply actions  

i dont think that's it at all

if you want me to be brutally honest, what “hacks people off” about some of the things you say is the generalization. sometimes you speak of “What Red Reporter Thinks” (not a direct quote) as if we were a homogenized block of noodled-necked pudding-brained yes-men who idolize Slyde as some Bloggy Hitler. while it’s true that we often agree, i like to think it is because the fans who frequent this site as opposed to the alternatives are of a similar breed, in that we are trying to divorce ourselves from baseball fandom conventions and attempt to evaluate the game with more objective and nuanced instruments. we just end up using the same instruments, because as we all know it is better to use a rifle than a hand axe.

all that being said, you are certainly a valued and appreciated member of the RR cadre. dont think for a second you are unliked (at least by me, i cant speak for the other dildos around here). just dont treat us as an “us”, that is, dont argue against a Company Line that does not exist.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 25, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I am a homogenized block of noodled-necked pudding-brained yes-man. And I idolize Slyde as some Bloggy Hitler

You mean you aren’t?
And you don’t?
Oh and I am also a prime dildo around here and damn proud of it.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

by Madville on Nov 25, 2009 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny

I honestly can’t tell if you mangled “prima donna” or that was intentional.

"Santa Claus doesn't use Craigslist." -- 'tHan

by jch24 on Nov 25, 2009 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey I was giving my support to Scrabs

he did write – (at least by me, i cant speak for the other dildos around here)

BTW – New installment of Guys and Their Balls just published for andromache.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

by Madville on Nov 25, 2009 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

by coincidence

I looked up the word “dildo” this morning, because I was curious about its etymology. I was reading an article that claimed the word was derived from dill-dough – because medieval women would bake loafs of dill bread “in the shape of their lust” as one church document put it, and proceed to sin with them. That didn’t make sense to me, and sure enough, the major dictionaries say we don’t know where the word came from. Possibly “deletto,” Italian for “delight,” or “diddle,” an English word meaning “counterfeit,” but no one really knows.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Nov 25, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Serious Issues.

Seriously.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Nov 25, 2009 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Speak for yourself

I for one AM a homogenized noodled-necked pudding-brained yes-man who idolize Slyde as some Bloggy Hitler.

I LOVE SLYDE…..HE’S ELECTRIC!

"Santa Claus doesn't use Craigslist." -- 'tHan

by jch24 on Nov 25, 2009 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

I love timb116 and want to have 10,000 of his babies.

"Santa Claus doesn't use Craigslist." -- 'tHan

by jch24 on Nov 25, 2009 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I've finally had Goodwin's Law applied to me

I can leave the internet now.

And timb, no, I did this.

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Nov 25, 2009 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

What is it, the chair!?!?!

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Nov 25, 2009 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Kugel is a personal favorite.

but honestly, I could eat my weight in lima beans. I’m weird.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Nov 25, 2009 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

Yams/Sweet Potatoes here

Whole, covered with marshmallows, as part of a casserole, doesn’t matter (although the casserole is probably my favorite rendition). I can eat a shit tonne of sweet potatoes.

"Santa Claus doesn't use Craigslist." -- 'tHan

by jch24 on Nov 25, 2009 4:24 PM EST reply actions  

actually, this.

except mama schourek makes it with orange juice, which I think takes over too much from the sweet potatoes.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Nov 25, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

same here

as a kid my grandma made sure to make sweet taters at every big family dinner specially for me. i was kind of a picky eater, so smothering my vegetables in syrupy sin was one of the few ways i would eat them. my grandma is a sweet lady.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 25, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha, it was the exact same with me

It was the one “vegetable” they knew I would eat other than mashed potatoes, especially if they somehow managed to cover it in more sugar. :)

"Santa Claus doesn't use Craigslist." -- 'tHan

by jch24 on Nov 26, 2009 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

UC blows lead in tourney final

Refs miss last second foul call by Robert Sacre and the Bearcats run out of steam in OT.
Mick Cronin is very short.

The BAMM teams falls again tonight..
158
187
176

Not a great night for Mads…
Oh well life is short…eat Turkey!!!!

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

by Madville on Nov 26, 2009 12:33 AM EST reply actions  

about a half a pound of self loathing washed down with remorse flavored bourbon

But seriously, Happy Thanksgiving to my new found friends here at RR and don’t drive if you’ve been drinking. You’re either going to die or get hurt really badly or get arrested.

Take it from Billy Joel.

Start SEEing motorcycles

by Excalib8 on Nov 26, 2009 4:30 AM EST reply actions  

(looks in mirror)

Not true sir.

"Santa Claus doesn't use Craigslist." -- 'tHan

by jch24 on Nov 26, 2009 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

logical fail.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Nov 26, 2009 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm Schroedinger's Cat dude

"Santa Claus doesn't use Craigslist." -- 'tHan

by jch24 on Nov 27, 2009 1:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Were set to have a good season then

Unless someone looks inside the box.

Does that make you some sort of temporary zombie or something?

Start SEEing motorcycles

by Excalib8 on Nov 28, 2009 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Billy oel is shorter than Mick Cronin

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

by Madville on Nov 26, 2009 8:43 AM EST reply actions  

and uglier

by Brian B on Nov 27, 2009 4:25 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

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